Faced with Deadpool's threat of "annoyance", the taxi driver falls silent.

Jenny on the side looked stupid, and said that she would drive if she drove, and it was not worth losing her life because of this little thing.

Thinking so, but somehow, she still vaguely understood what the taxi driver was doing.

I don't blame anyone else for all this, but I blame Deadpool's terrifying mouth cannon.

Half a minute later, the taxi started at a speed of 70 miles and went away.

In place, Deadpool and Jenny Whisk, who looked helpless, were left behind.

"Jenny Fu, you can see it too, this taxi driver just refuses to drive, I can't report him, I tried my best!" Deadpool said innocently.

Jenny didn't speak, she hadn't come to her senses yet, and she was completely shocked by the horror of Deadpool's mouth cannon.

When she was in the store, if the man in the leotard had haggled with her like this just now, I am afraid that she would have to be fooled into using the whole store to buy the pen......

"Jenny Whisk, if you don't mind, there's a hotel right behind us, or ...... That's it, right?"

Deadpool replied shyly, pointing to the small hotel behind him.

Jenny glanced back at the small hotel behind her, which was estimated to be only half a star, and wanted to refuse to exchange information here.

But after thinking about Deadpool's performance just now, she still buried the question "Come to such a cheap hotel, do you look down on me" in her heart, and didn't dare to say it.

If nothing else, Jenny Fu was afraid that she would be impressed by Deadpool's mouth cannon, so she didn't even have a small room in the end, and was directly pulled into a corner where no one was......

The two entered the store, the hotel was not big, the process was quite formal, and in the face of the boss's request for both parties to show their ID cards, Jenny Fu did not hesitate to take out her ID cards.

But Deadpool was hesitant, where did he get his ID card?

Even if he had identification, he wouldn't be able to recognize him with his pitted face......

After thinking about it, in the face of the boss's urging and Jenny's puzzled face, Deadpool reluctantly handed the boss a green Franklin.

"Brother, this doesn't look like your identification. ”

The innkeeper looked at Deadpool with a blank face, and at the same time made a call to the police.

Unhurried, Deadpool pulled out a Franklin again, and showed the little boss the Eagle of Shamo on his waist.

"Brother, listen to my brother's advice from someone who has come over, this kind of thing can be stopped in moderation, take my identification card and open a room for us, otherwise...... Hmph, you know. ”

The young boss is young and vigorous, not afraid of the threat of Deadpool, and is about to refuse.

I saw Deadpool pick up the soap on the counter and throw it at him!

The soap flick was doubled and fell at the feet of the little boss.

Reality has given the young boss a blow to him, he thinks he understands, but in fact he doesn't understand at all

He's only on the first floor, and Deadpool is on the fifth!

Honestly put away Franklin, the young boss leaned his back against the wall, handed Deadpool a VIP room card, and kindly offered to offer free Dubis.

Deadpool glanced at the two Dubeeps handed over by the little boss, shook his head, smiled disdainfully, and then gestured to the small green box with his head showing from his waist, looking proud and arrogant.

The meaning is obvious, who are you two for?

If you want to use it, you can use it in a box!

The little brother took three steps back, looked at Deadpool with a shocked expression, the young heart was greatly damaged, how could there be such a mighty person in this world!

"Child, you are still young, don't be discouraged, there is still a lot of room for growth, when you reach my level, you can experience my happiness now!"

Deadpool spoke earnestly of encouragement, and then pulled Jenny, whose eyes lit up, and walked upstairs with a figure-eight step.

It wasn't until the backs of Deadpool and Jenny Whisk disappeared around the corner of the stairwell that the young boss put away his shocked look and pouted disdainfully.

Wearing a tights, what level is it really when people can't see the scale?

It's just a pity that the stunner in the world.

Soon, ten minutes passed.

Jenny, who looked like she had just taken a shower, carried her bag and went down the stairs in high heels.

The force of the high heels was very strong, and the wooden staircase was slamming, as if she was going to tear down the house with her ten-centimeter heels.

The little boss watched Jenny go away with such an expression, and couldn't help but sigh again in his heart, it's a pity that such a living murder weapon in the world.

Upstairs in room 404, Deadpool, with his head rolled up to his mouth, lit an aftermath cigarette, took a puff, and then blew up the balloon with his unconventional lung capacity.

Looking at the smoke wafting from the balloons, Deadpool couldn't help but sigh: "This is TM's life!"

On the floor of the room, all of them were blown and blown up Du brand strong balloons.

In particular, it can be seen that Deadpool's lung capacity is really large!

After blowing off the last balloon and fulfilling his promise to use one box at a time, Deadpool rolls over on the spot, lies on the bed and begins to fall asleep.

As we all know, the best time to make extra money is at night, and the most correct thing to do now is to take the opportunity to replenish your energy......

It's not because I'm too tired!

In the small church in the suburbs, Zhen Hao holds his chin and listens to the confession of every confessor, the process is tormenting, painful, and happy.

Torment is the same confessional content.

Happiness is the joy of helping others.

As for the pain...... Some things are really unexpected and refresh Zhen Hao's three views.

Let his three views collide and collapse more than once,

More than once he felt out of place in the world.

For example, there is a young son of a wealthy family with a small amount of assets, and he has an eldest brother and a second brother who are about twice the age of him, and a real father and a young mother.

They were originally a harmonious family, and nothing happened, at least on the surface.

Until one day, his old father suddenly forcibly asked this young son to break up with his poor girlfriend and marry the daughter of the chairman of the company next door.

The youngest son didn't agree on the spot, and pulled his poor girlfriend to kneel in front of the old father, saying, "I only like her, I must marry her!"

The eldest brother didn't agree on the spot, and scolded: "Brother~! Our dad is so old that he can't stand it, why do you still make him angry?"

When the words fell, the eldest brother's tone changed, and he told the little secret in a serious tone.

"Now, I have to say, she is actually my illegitimate daughter!"

On a sunny day, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky, illuminating the gloomy hut, and everyone was shocked on the spot, and the exclamation could be heard two miles away!

is a good girlfriend, and suddenly heard the bad news, she turned out to be her uncle, and the youngest son's heart was broken, and the snowflakes covered the two miles.

On the side, the young mother looked at her son's painful appearance, bit her lip and told a secret.

"It was a long time ago, on a dark and windy night, your father and I took a shortcut home, and suddenly, a man in black popped out!"

As she spoke, the young mother glared at the old father fiercely, and said fiercely: "This old immortal, who didn't hesitate at all, left me behind and ran away by himself! Then, my little woman was powerless, and the man in black ...... That's all I have~Boom~!"

"So, what you think is your father is not your father at all, the man in black is your father, and you ...... Not related by blood!"

The youngest son was stunned for a moment, and after a long time, he roughly understood the whole process.

Although it was a sad story, he couldn't help but laugh out loud, thinking that he and his girlfriend were really not related by blood and could still be together!

"Wait! you can't be together!"

In addition to the excitement, the second brother interrupted his youngest son's dream in a deep voice and pushed him into the abyss.

The second brother pushed his glasses and said with a solemn face: "Now that the matter is now, this matter can't be hidden, even if I go to prison, I can't delay your happiness!"

"Back then, Baba divorced and married my stepmother, but I didn't expect my stepmother to be the same age as me, and I also like it...... Actually, the man in black that night was me!"

There was another explosion in the sky, and lightning that was brighter than before fell from the sky, splitting the little son's heart and shattering it.

The original second brother is the youngest son's current biological father.

The original eldest brother is the youngest son, and now the eldest uncle.

The original pro-Baba is the youngest son's current grandfather.

That little son's poor girlfriend is his ———— cousin!

The youngest son was paralyzed on the ground, leaving two lines of tears in the corners of his eyes, the ups and downs of life that night were so exciting that he forgot everything, he only remembered that the night was very rainy, windy and rainy with lightning.

The weather forecast seems to say what it is called "thunderstorm"...... No, it's supposed to be a "thunderstorm"!

At that time, Zhen Hao listened to the content described by his youngest son himself, and the feeling in his heart was ...... With his academic qualifications, it can't be described in words at all, it's too complicated!

The time of the day is not long, and it is not short, anyway, Zhen Hao feels that it will pass in the blink of an eye.

In the evening, the group gathered around the table to eat and drink.

During this time, the old nuns Anna and old Andrei both gained a lot of weight, their faces were ruddy, and they all looked a lot younger.

At the same time, by the way, the chapel was full of tables, chairs and benches, which were ordered in bulk by the old nun Anna, and the quantity was preferred. And she bought these tables, chairs and benches in order to supply the vacancies in the small black room, after all, Zhen Hao's physical excesses will consume the table plus one every time he uses it, and the chairs are random.

Soon, supper had passed, and after a wholesome after-dinner exercise, silence fell inside the chapel.

Outside the church, gongs and drums are noisy, and the night market square, which arose in the battle between Super Meow Big Flower and Mephitos, has a tendency to become more and more intense, and more and more people come to visit.

However, there is a super meow big flower as a guard in this night market square, and no one dares to be presumptuous, and no one litters, and the more civilized it is, how civilized it is.

As for Super Meow Big Flower, he only needs to take his three black long straight little female meow wives, squat on the small platform built for him by everyone, and proudly accept the tribute of human servants to the great cats.

His deterrent power is comparable to that of a nuclear warhead, or even more terrifying!

There is also a small episode in this, that is, while everyone kneels and licks the super meow flower, they will definitely not let go of his three little wives, and by the way, they also paid tribute to a lot of small dried fish and the like.

At that time, someone found Tom, a black cat with a lonely face, and everyone who didn't look carefully also regarded him as the gangster's harem group.

The end is naturally self-evident, the bamboo basket is empty, licking Gou until the end I found that I licked a male cat, and it exploded on the spot.

Daran, those are all the past, and the past goes with the wind, so I won't repeat it.

At this moment, in the night market square, in a temporary barbecue restaurant, Uncle Deadpool was on his legs, quietly waiting for the twenty big waists he ordered to be delivered, and at the same time, his eyes were not idle, glancing around.

The super meow big flower, whose status obviously overwhelmed everyone present, naturally attracted his attention.

He looked at the super meow flower surrounded by all the beauties and all the delicacies, and couldn't figure out why this was the end, why an orange tanuki cat had this charm, where did he lose?

Twenty big waists were sent over by the boss whose physical features were even conspicuous, and he looked at the big waist in his hand, and then at the featureless features under Deadpool's bodysuit, and glanced at his mouth with disdain.

But he didn't say much, after all, his professionalism didn't allow him to do such a thing as laughing at guests!

"What, Uncle Deadpool is the man who used up a whole box of Dubiss at once, what do you mean by those offensive eyes that make me feel offended!"

Deadpool pouted and muttered quietly, his pitted face full of grievances under his hood.

Why, why is it that no one can see his true identity through his appearance?

At that moment, an old but mysterious voice suddenly sounded in Deadpool's ears.

"Young man, I see that you have strange bones, talent, and strong capital, I have a set of peerless prescriptions here for you, don't want ninety-nine-eight, don't want ninety-nine-eight, just a few waists to take home!"

You can come whatever you want, and finally someone can see that he has strong capital!

Deadpool turned back in surprise to see what his Bole was as sacred.

It turned out badly!

As far as the eye can see, it is a dirty, messy, poor homeless man, his sloppy appearance and knotted hair, which can be seen everywhere on the street.

However, out of the rarity of such things as humanitarianism and Bole, Deadpool still smiled and said, "Thank you, no need, don't send it slowly!"

The old homeless man didn't care about this, and ignored Deadpool's behavior with a smile, and sat opposite Deadpool by himself, and then saw him carefully take out a small notebook from his arms, and sneakily glanced around, but found nothing abnormal, so he mysteriously handed it to Deadpool.

The old tramp's operation really attracted Deadpool's curiosity, and he took the small notebook in the old tramp's hand and flipped through the contents of it.

"Leek box, scrambled eggs with leeks, ten perfect tonic soups, eight immortals across the sea...... Waterfa, what is this?"

Deadpool's facial expression was extremely weird, he seemed to have heard these things somewhere, but he couldn't remember anything, he only vaguely remembered that they were related to distant ancient countries.

The old tramp smiled and whispered: "Little brother, I know that you must have taken me for a liar, but I don't mind, who made you a genius boy with strange bones, abundant capital, and rare for a thousand years!

"Fate?"

Deadpool muttered to himself with a strange expression, always feeling that there was something wrong with the two words used here.

The old tramp clapped his fist high-fives, and his face turned red with excitement: "Yes, there is a fate between us! You know that there is a fate, right? That is an extremely important relationship in the ancient civilization, in this world, except for the closest family members, the relationship between destined people is the most intimate!"

As he spoke, the old homeless man pointed to the small notebook in Deadpool's hand, and said mysteriously: "And the dish in your hand...... Cheats, that's my ancestral ...... My grandfather learned the art from the ancient country, and the effect was so good that I don't have to say it, it is simply the gospel of all men in the world!"

Deadpool was surprised, his eyes widened and he also pointed to the small book, and said in shock: "You mean to say that the things recorded in this small book are for men...... That's unlikely, I don't think it's more like a recipe?"

"Confused!"

The old tramp blushed and scolded in a low voice, and said angrily: "I always thought that you, a young man with strange bones, were different from those superficial mortals, but I never expected that you would be the same as them, I really lost my eyes!"

The more he talked, the more angry he became, the old tramp got up and grabbed the small notebook in Deadpool's hand, and shouted at the same time: "Since you don't like the treasures handed down by my family, then you can return it to me, the old man, and let me wait for the next destined person to come to the door, so as not to suffer from you again!"

Seeing that the old homeless man didn't look like he was cheating, Deadpool was also suspicious of his guess, and he hurriedly hugged the small book in his arms.

"Oh~old man~!How can you get back what you've already given me? This is not the behavior of a qualified gentleman!"

The old homeless man is unrelenting, stubbornly grabbing Deadpool's chest.

"Hmph, what more gentlemanly do I want an old man? I only know now that you are insulting my ancestors...... Give me back the treasure that my grandfather handed me down! If I don't let the old man, I will fight with you on the spot, even if I am splattered with blood!"

This performance, this tone, this atmosphere, coupled with the magical effect of sending charcoal in the snow, the little unconfident doubt in Deadpool's heart was completely dispelled.

Deadpool: You're talking nonsense! You're slandering my personality! My Uncle Deadpool doesn't need this useless effect!

"Old Daina, I don't doubt the authenticity of your baby, I'm just a little shocked by his anti-heaven effect, you must not take it to heart. ”

As he spoke, Deadpool picked up a roasted big waist and handed it to the old homeless man, flattering: "Come, old Daina, eat a big waist to dissipate your anger!"

The old homeless man was pressed on the chair by Deadpool with a helpless + angry face, snorted coldly, don't look over.

"The poor are not fed by the groaning, and your big waist is your big waist, what does it have to do with ......me? Grandfather's people, I won't eat a bite of you even if I starve to death!"

Deadpool's big mouth under the hood pouted, thinking to himself Your grandfather, let's not talk about it for the time being, with your current sloppy dress, no matter how you look at it, you are not a trustworthy person, I don't believe you just pull someone on the street and ask, if one of them directly believes in you, I will be sparse on the spot!

With a look of disdain under the hood, Deadpool reached out and hooked the old homeless man's neck, and said in a kind and serious tone: "Old man, who are we with, I just don't believe everyone in the world, I have to believe my old man, you are not, you really misunderstood me, I was wronged!"

To put it mildly, it sounded the same as the real thing, and a hint of suspicion flashed on the old tramp's face

"Really? You really didn't doubt my big baby?"

Deadpool swore and said: "No, everyone who knows me knows that I never tell lies, saying that I can use up a box of Dubith at a time, then I can really use up a box of Dubith at a time, the same is true, I said believe in the big baby, that is really believe in your big baby!"

As soon as these words came out, the scene suddenly fell silent

Everyone watching the show, including the old homeless man, couldn't help but look at Deadpool's USB.

They sneered disdainfully in their hearts, just a shameful thing like him, the only function is to use it for the connection between devices, that's all!

Rao is like an old tramp's skills, and he still couldn't help but lose his mind for a moment.

When he came back to his senses, he grinned and said dryly: "Oh, young man, you are really amazing, I believe in your sincerity, in this case, you can use it with confidence, I wish you a good capital." ”

"Hey, old man, you can't say that, I'm a good young man with a lot of capital now, I don't need this kind of thing at all, I'm collecting it for a friend of mine named Parker!"

Deadpool held his head up, spoke righteously, and would never admit that he wanted this little book.

Parker: People sit at home, the pot comes from the sky, this young man doesn't need this kind of thing, this is a blatant slander!

When the old homeless man heard this, he laughed dryly and said, "Oh, I can't see it, you are still a good and helpful young man, it's really not simple." ”

After that, the old homeless man didn't want to talk nonsense, pointed to the big waist on the table and said, "Look, my big baby has been given to you, you ......"

Deadpool flipped through the small notebook that could make him have strong capital, and waved his hand without raising his head: "Take it away, let it go, let's eat it, we don't dare to say anything else, it's just a few big waists, the master has a lot of money, how much he wants to eat!"

The check for 600,000 dollars in his pocket gave the poor Deadpool the confidence to say such things, and his whole body was filled with the smell of nouveau riche.