۩ Volume 1 "The Return"۩ Chapter 5 Civil and Military Judges
"Accidental injury! Absolute accidental injury!" Ma Mian wiped his cold sweat.
"Hurt by mistake, hurt your grandmother by mistake! There are still people in this place who dare to do something with you, who are you bluffing? I think you owe a beating again!" the bull head relieved the pain, and rolled up his arms and sleeves to beat him.
"Don't mind~ Fourth brother, it was this kid who committed a crime before I started to arrest him, and he also used you as a shield, and he wanted to beat you and beat him!" Ma Mian pointed to the side with an aggrieved face and watched the lively laughter.
"He, what did he do......" Niu Tou looked at the smile in surprise, and suddenly felt the strength of the wine rush up again, and his mind, which had just been awake for a while, became groggy again.
Ma Mian told him what had just happened, but he didn't say a word about arguing with Xiao Youran. Niu Tou felt a little surprised when he heard it, this smile was full of mystery on his body, and he couldn't handle it according to common sense for a long time. The two of them didn't come up with a reason for a long time, and in the end, Niu Tou could only judge that it might have something to do with his amnesia.
And listening to Niu Tou told the story of the experience of coming here with Xiao leisurely, and learned that Niu Tou and Fan Wusu drank and got drunk together, so they were carried here by Xiao Youran. Regarding Xiao Youran's so-called backer, Niu Tou did not deny it, although Ma Mian was not happy in his heart, he did not embarrass him anymore.
"Fourth brother, why is the smell of wine on your body a little familiar?" Ma Mian sniffed suspiciously.
"Ahem, wine is not all the same taste, what is unripe?"
Niu Tou's heart sank, although we didn't do this stealing wine, but the wine was not bad for us to drink, the old horse's mouth is not strict, and he must not let him know, otherwise it will be difficult for Cui Lao Er to explain.
"But why are you here?" the bull head quickly changed the subject.
"Alas, it's unlucky! That Zhong Laosan didn't know what was crazy, and said that he would take Xie Bi'an and Fan Wusu to arrest people together, so he sent me here to take their class. The horse shrugged his shoulders angrily.
"What, who do you want them to go with?" said the bull in surprise.
"Not only them, Zhong Laosan also ordered 5,000 Yin soldiers!" Ma Mian sighed.
"This ...... It seems that there is something hidden in the matter. The bull head glanced at the horse, and the horse's face knew the elegance when he heard the sound of the piano, and couldn't help pouting.
The two talked in a low voice for a long time, and only then did Ma Mian order Yin Cha to register the information of Xiao Youran. After completing the corresponding procedures, he threatened Xiao Youran if he dared to leak the secrets of the Yin Division, he would not be able to survive, and he would not be able to die.
Xiao leisurely showed a noncommittal attitude towards this, and under the gnashing of his teeth and angry eyes on the horse's face, Shi Shiran left the Yin Division along the black road at the back door with the bull's head.
Out of the Yin Si Niu Tou looked up at the sky, it was not too early to toss all the way to now. And the strength of the wine was still going up, and I felt a little dizzy, and I thought that I should hurry up and send this guy to the place and go home to sleep.
So he took out the text and looked at the new line of words, and found that the last word was really blurred, it looked like a "three" word, the first horizontal ink color was normal, the second horizontal was a little light, and the third horizontal was already very light.
However, if you look closely, there is a very faint vertical in the middle of the three horizontal lines of the word "three", but it is almost too faint to see, so this word should actually be a "king" word.
"Don't send it to Yan Luosan, what do you mean?" Niu Tou was getting drunk, how could he still have the heart to carefully scrutinize a word, read it hastily and muttered in his heart, "Yan Luosan, do you mean the Song Emperor of the Three Palaces? Well, that old ghost Yu is the most ruthless, and as long as the people who come to him have a little mistake, they will not let go."
It seems that someone above takes care of him, Lao Niu said that he is definitely not ordinary, since there is a direct arrangement, just do it, this kind of thing still don't know too much, Lao Niu is not stupid, so he will not wade into this troubled water.
In this case, then send it to our family Bao Adult, don't say that Lao Niu doesn't take care of him, that Bao Heizi is the most benevolent, it's not good to let him return Yang directly with kindness, hehe, if you know it, maybe you can praise Lao Niu for doing things well, then the benefits are naturally indispensable. ”
Thinking of this, the bull head shook his head with a smug smile and a clever idea.
The Yin Division is in the outer city near the periphery, and it is a short walk into the city, but the Yin Cao Difu is located in the center of the inner city, and it is quite far away from here. If you walk, you don't know how long you have to go, so in order to facilitate travel, there are teleportation arrays between various offices in the city and the underworld.
Niu Tou came to the teleportation array outside the Yin Division with a smile, and the Yin soldier in charge of guarding it saw that Lord Niu had arrived, so he hurriedly nodded and let him go. As soon as the two of them stepped on the formation, they recognized it leisurely, and the bull head was also used to it, and the mana was injected into the formation eye, and the formation flashed after the black light enveloped the two, and when the light dissipated, the person was gone.
Immediately after them, the black-robed girl who had appeared on the street corner also disappeared into this array......
On the square outside the gate of the Yin Cao Difu in the inner city of Xudu, five thousand Yin soldiers lined up neatly, all armed to the teeth in obsidian armor. There were three others at the front of the line, two of whom stood opposite each other, and the other lay on the ground next to him, occasionally tilting his head and retching.
Standing at the front was a burly man wearing a black official hat, wearing a short red robe with blue trim but one arm exposed, and a Qingfeng seven-star sword hanging from his waist.
I saw that he was born with a leopard head and ringed eyes, an iron face and a beard, two thick eyebrows and straight sideburns, two thick beards under the flat and thick nose stretched out to his ears like wings about to take off, a bloody mouth with white teeth, muscles on his arms were coiled, green muscles were exposed, black hair was thick, and he was staring at the short and fat man lying on the ground in black at the moment.
"Your grandmother's Fan is not saved! Lao Tzu dared to drink like such a bear when he asked you to go out on a mission, you are so fat!" The big man flew up and rolled his foot on the black impermanence's waist, kicking him to squirt out a large puddle of filthy water.
"Third brother's subordinates are merciful, you also know that this guy is usually the most afraid of you, how dare he touch your head at this time, I'm afraid there was some accident today?" Bai Wuchang Xie Bi'an hurriedly dissuaded on the side.
"Zhong Kui, you old horseman, others are afraid of you Zhong Laosan, but you are not afraid!" Fan Wuxu staggered up and pointed to a Yin soldier in front of him and shouted.
Although the Yin soldier seemed to be silent, he still stood straight, but even if the pitch-black helmet on his head covered his face, it could not hide the obvious black line, and Xie Bi'an on the opposite side could only bow his head and cover his face to lament for him when he heard the voice.
This burly man turned out to be the number three person in the underworld, and Zhong Kui, the judge of the evil department!
I saw that after listening to Fan Wuxu's shout, his eyebrows stood up, and the eyebrows that had touched his hairline seemed to be inserted into the official hat, and he slapped it with the big slap of the pu fan, and Fan Wusu turned around three times in place, spewing out a wine sword mixed with bitter water.
The wine sword shot on the ground and made a "stab" sound, which shows how strong this wine is, and as the wine sword was sprayed out, Fan Wusu also seemed to wake up.
"Rabbit cub, what did you call just now, can you call me again?" Zhong Kui shouted as he lifted Fan Wusu by the collar and brought him up in front of him.
"Ahh......h Third brother, no, third master! I drank too much just now and talked nonsense, in fact, what I want to say is that Zhong Sanye is powerful and domineering, and everyone admires him!" Fan Wuxuan, who had sobered up, was so frightened that his black face turned white, his whole body trembled, and his two short and thick legs kicked in mid-air.
"Hmph! Even if the Hades King is drunk with only one drop mixed with a pot of water, it is not something that your cultivation can enjoy, and it is beyond your own strength. Go over and stay honest, go out and embarrass me again in a while, see if Lao Tzu doesn't pick your skin!" Zhong Kui snorted coldly, and casually threw Fan Wuxu on the ground next to Xie Bi'an, smashing a humanoid dent.
"Third brother, my dear third brother, you know about it, but don't tell the second brother!" Fan Wusu just smashed to the ground and ran back with a rolling belt, and directly hugged Zhong Kui's thigh and begged.
"There are still 5,000 people here who have seen and heard it, do you think that if I don't say it, it won't reach Cui Laoer's ears? Look at your cowardice, you don't have the ability to dare to steal wine and drink!" Zhong Kui raised his leg and wanted to throw Fan Wusu out, but he hugged him firmly and didn't shake it off.
"Hehe, what are these monkeys, it's not a matter of your words, as long as you keep them shut, who dares to leak the slightest bit of news. Fan Wufu hugged his thighs with a grim face.
"You let go of me first, what kind of system is this public?" Zhong Kui frowned and dragged him down from his lap.
"You promise me first, if you don't promise me, I won't let go!" Fan Wusu didn't let go, Xie Bi'an on the side continued to cover his face, with an expression that I didn't recognize him, and the five thousand Yin soldiers also looked down at their toes, as if beautiful flowers bloomed on their shoes.
"You...... You, okay, you come down first, I promise you. Zhong Kui was also helpless by his rogue tricks.
"Uh-huh, the monkeys listened, the third master said, you didn't see or hear anything just now, did you understand? Who dares to go back and chew the root of the tongue and be careful that the third master picks his skin!"
As soon as Fan Wusu heard Zhong Kui spit out, he jumped off his lap and stood in front of the five thousand Yin soldiers proudly, pulling the tiger skin to make a big banner.
Although the Yin soldiers were snickering in their hearts, they didn't dare to show it on their faces, shouting orders in their mouths, and their bodies stood straight. While they were making a noise, a burst of black light came from the teleportation array in the center of the square, and the bull head leisurely teleported here with a smile.
As soon as he appeared, he saw Zhong Kui standing in front of him, and the bull was startled, and immediately raised his hand and laughed leisurely, regardless of his struggle and protest, he rushed to the gate of the underworld as soon as he slipped through the smoke, and silently thought in his heart, "You can't see the old cow, you can't see the old cow......
Whatever is terrible just comes, as soon as he makes a move here, the three divine thoughts over there sweep over. Fan Wusheng swept over and found that it was the bull's head, and suddenly Shen'er came again, and his body blocked the front of the bull head and the two in a flash.
"Hey, Niu Siye, where are you going in such a hurry? Didn't you see that the third master was also here, why did you leave without even saying hello?" Fan Wushu smiled, wanting to ask you to rob me of wine and drink, I was just beaten, and you didn't want to run.
After Xie Bi'an saw the bull head, he immediately glanced at Fan Wusu, meaning to warn him that more is better than less, but Fan Baye didn't see him squeezing his eyebrows at all, and rushed out directly. Xie Bi'an's hatred, why doesn't this idiot grow snacks?
You are now pulling him into the water, Zhong Laosan scolded the tamping cow at most, but wasn't it still you who was beaten afterwards, and the bull head could spare you? Shaking his head and sighing softly in his heart, I hope things don't make a big fuss, otherwise his brother who "was kicked in the head by a donkey" will be kicked by the cow again.
Niu Tou was extremely angry when Fan Wusu stopped the way, and greeted the ancestors of the Fan family in his heart, and was squeezed by his words, if he left again, it would be clear that he would not give Zhong Kui face, so he had to glared at Fan Wusu viciously, and then walked towards everyone with a hard head.
"Third brother, you are busy, Lao Niu will not greet you with this task, no ...... rude"
Niu Tou said and raised his hand to clench his fist, he wanted to deal with a few words of the scene and quickly slipped away, but he forgot that there was still a person under his armpit, it didn't matter if he raised his hand, the smile that was twisting his body leisurely lost his suppression, and he was caught off guard with a "bang" and slapped his face down on the bluestone ground in the square, and he fell so that his eyes were full of gold stars, his head was dizzy, and his head was still bounced on the ground a few times, and the words that were scolded to his mouth were also kicked back.
"Oops~ I'm sorry brother, I didn't mean it. The bull head hurriedly scooped up the smile.
At this moment, the black light of the teleportation array in the center of the square flashed again, and the blurred figure of the black-robed girl appeared like a mirror and then faded away.
Maybe everyone was attracted by the falling statue of laughing and gnawing on the ground, or maybe the girl had a magic weapon to hide the traces of her breath, but no one noticed her arrival and departure, but Zhong Kui glanced at the place where she disappeared and touched her chin as if thoughtful.
Zhong Kui looked at the crooked and crooked and complaining laughter and the bull head who frequently apologized on the side, and thought to himself that it seemed that Zhao Lao was talking about this person. First swept every inch of his body with his divine thoughts, and then carefully examined them with his eyes, and then interrupted them with a cold snort.
"Hmph! The dignified soul seducer, and a little ghost still have to talk nonsense, the face of the underworld has made you lose everything! Even if he is disabled, what can he do?"
Zhong Kui said and waved his hand, laughing leisurely, he felt that his body was thrown high by a strong force, and then slammed it on the ground again, this time it was too sudden, and he fell to the ground, his internal organs were displaced, and the bones of his whole body were in severe pain like falling apart, and he fainted before he could scream.
"Hey~!Third brother, are you ...... Isn't it a pit for the old cow......" The bull head was startled, and wanted to stop it but didn't have time.
"What, are you afraid that he will sue in front of the king of Hades? It's okay, I'll eat him, and even if I find out, there will be no proof of death. After Zhong Kui finished speaking, he stretched out his hand again, and the smile that was stuck on the ground like mud flew leisurely into his hand, and he was stuck by the neck and lifted in the air like a dead dog.
"I can't help it! I can't eat it...... Niutou was shocked, and hurriedly snatched Xiao leisurely from his hand.
"Why?" Zhong Kui squinted at him.
"So so...... This and that...... So Lao Niu thinks that there is someone above this kid ......" Niu Tou whispered about his previous experience, but he didn't say anything about stealing wine and drinking with Fan Wusheng, and then expressed his judgment. The strange thing is that he says that there is someone on it, but his hand is pointing downward.
"There's a fart person, you think too much!" Zhong Kui waved him off without even thinking about it.
"But you also saw his yin body, how can this be explained?" Niu Tou looked at Zhong Kui in confusion.
"The soul of goodness has a false yin body when it dies, and you usually ask you to read more classics, but you don't listen to it, is it a shame to say layman's words in front of so many people?"
Hearing this voice, Fan and Xie immediately stood quietly, and Niu Tou was even more embarrassed in his heart, and his face became very ugly, only Zhong Kui plucked his ears with a finger the thickness of a bamboo flute, and said with a gloomy face: "Old man Cui, you have nothing to do to run this study?"
As soon as the words fell, everyone's eyes were full of flowers, and a series of afterimages behind one person moved from the gate of the underworld to them at a very fast speed, and it was Cui Jue, the judge of the Yin Law Division, the number two person in the underworld.
"Is the wine delicious?" Cui Jue glanced at Niu Tou and asked coldly.
"Huh~?" the bull head was stupid.