۩ Volume 1 "The Return"۩ Chapter 4 Bull Head and Horse Noodles
There is a more remote private house in the outer city of Xudu. The courtyard is not big, but it is very carefully arranged, rockery pond, bamboo forest flower garden, around the middle of the several houses, it can be said that the sparrow is small and has all five organs.
Every grass and tree here is neatly trimmed, the pale blue pebble path is cleaned, and there is not a single weed in the most hidden corner of the yard.
At this moment, in the bedroom of the main room in the middle, Yue was lying on the bed with a bold hum. The whole person was scorched black by the black thunder, and even the official hat on his head was burned in half, leaving only the brim of the hat crooked and drooping to the side. Beside him sat a woman dressed as a young woman, frowning and gently wiping the wounds on his body with a soft towel.
"Husband, who are you fighting again, you are so seriously injured, you are so careless, does it still hurt?" Although the woman's words were disgusted, her eyes were full of pity.
The woman was born with a small bird, and her fair skin was tinged with a hint of pink. Willow eyebrows, almond eyes, crystal at the corners of the eyes, slightly moist, and thin lips like red leaves under the petite upturned nose are slightly pursed. The slightly dark brown hair was casually tied behind the head, the slender waist was grasped, and the loose skirt of the folk woman still could not hide the delicate curves.
"Alas...... Xiao'e, why are you so ......" Yue boldly looked at the Biren in front of him, remembering that she had taken care of herself over the years, and had worked tirelessly for this small family, and couldn't help but feel sour in her heart, and sighed.
"Husband, you and I are a family, don't talk about those two families, I only have happiness when I marry you, so why bother?" Xiao'e pulled the hair on her forehead, and a faint smile rose at the corner of her mouth.
"Hehe, it's Yue who enjoys your blessings. I'm a team leader with no future, and I'm usually brave and ruthless, stealing chickens and dogs, life is precarious, you can only delay yourself by following me!" Yue boldly smiled bitterly.
"The husband said some depressing words, what does a splendid future, glory and wealth have to do with my little woman? I only hope that this family can be safe and full, and it is enough to have you by my side all the time. Xiao'e held Yue's bold hand and stared at him, her eyes full of affection.
"Can I still be considered a human being like this? If it weren't for the coincidence that I was able to step into the underworld and make a mistake, I am afraid that I would still be wandering in the world and unable to be reborn. Before joining the company, I drank the ecstasy soup and forgot about the past, you said that you and I are husband and wife in the yang world, but I can't remember anything at all.
You gave up the opportunity to be reincarnated in order to accompany me, but you refused to drink ecstasy soup but in your previous life, now you can neither reincarnate nor cultivate, although you are nourished by the soul qi of the outer city, but you still can't avoid the dissipation of the soul body, and you have obviously been a little weaker than before in the last hundred years.
As far as I am concerned, I have not been able to advance an inch for many years now, when will I be able to enter the inner city? If I continue like this, it will hurt you after all, how can Yue Mou accept such love from you?" Yue Daring was anxious in his heart, and sat up regardless of the pain, grabbed Xiao'e's shoulder and said.
"The husband is too worried, how can the concubine be so concerned?" Xiao'e didn't think he was dirty, so she buried her head on his shoulder and said leisurely.
"Alas, you...... Listen to me, either go to reincarnation, or I will find a way to help you arrange a chance to cultivate, with your qualifications, you will definitely do something in the future, why follow me, a Hun who doesn't remember anything, to suffer and suffer?"
Yue Daring gently stroked the slightly weak back of the person in his arms, his heart was full of helplessness and self-blame.
"Husband, you don't need to say any more, you already know my intentions. Whether it is reincarnation or cultivation, I have to drink the ecstasy soup but in my previous life, but how can I be willing to forget? In the old days, under the tent of the Chinese army, the candles in the cave room, you once said that you would only be a husband and wife with me in this life, and you would never take a concubine, and you did it, I am very satisfied and very happy.
But I'm not satisfied, you know? In fact, women are greedy, how can I be an exception? I don't just want to be a husband and wife with you for the rest of my life, you know?
But one life is not easy, life and life are just foolish dreams, people will be reincarnated when they die, and they will be reincarnated after drinking ecstasy soup and forgetting the person they love, where does life come from?
Isn't this good now? We can be together all the time, we don't have to be separated by yin and yang, and we are not afraid of forgetting each other, I am already very satisfied, so why ask for more? Everything has gains and losses, I have chosen what I want the most, and I am willing to pay any price.
I can be the eternal husband and wife that countless women in this world dream of with you, I only have happiness and happiness, even if my soul is scattered one day, it's worth it, isn't it?
What could be more important to me than you......" Xiao'e snuggled up in Yue Daring's arms, fiddling with the buttons on his shirt, and softly told her daughter's heart.
The slightly resentful voice blended with the rustle of the bamboo forest blowing outside the window, like a tactful and poignant piece of music gently tugging at his bitter heartstrings, setting off layers of ripples in his already difficult to calm heart, and a sense of separation made him stunned there for a long time speechless.
"Husband doesn't have to worry too much, I think that the enemy has pressed the border several times in the past, and the husband can turn the tide by himself and on a horse, just a city in the city, maybe one day he will take the initiative to invite his husband to go, right?" After a long silence, Xiao'e raised her head and stroked Yue Dang's scorched face and smiled.
She smiled so sincerely, so sweetly, because she always believed that this man was still the hero in her heart even if he forgot everything.
"That's right, hahaha...... Come and tell me about those feats of being a husband back then!" Yue boldly laughed and hugged Xiao'e into his arms, twisting his fingers around her soft hair, looking at the ends of the hair that had become somewhat transparent, two lines of hot tears quietly slid down her face, and secretly wiped them away while she was not paying attention.
Who said that men don't flick when they have tears, but it's not time to be sad!
But will there really be a day? he asked himself again and again......
As soon as Yin Jisi Zhengtang entered the door, he walked for two hours and finally came here with a laugh and a leisurely "bang" threw the drunken and snoring bull's head to the ground, and gasped for breath with his hands on his knees.
How much can this dead fat cow eat per meal, and how can it be re-produced like this? It's really exhausting, this strength can't be spent in vain, first record it on his account, and sooner or later let him return it with interest.
"Tired, thirsty, come, there is soup here, cool and quench your thirst." Xiao Youran was complaining in his heart, and a young yin came over next to him, holding a bowl of soup in his hand and handing it over, with a treacherous smile on his face.
"Well, it's really cool, but it doesn't quench your thirst much, and there's another bowl!" Xiao leisurely didn't look at the soup, took it and drank it dry, carrying the empty bowl and stretching it out in front of Yincha.
"Huh......? Yes, there is. "Yin Cha is stupid, I was shocked in my heart What is the situation, how can I still remember to drink the soup after drinking the ecstasy soup, I haven't drunk enough, and I want another bowl? We have been fooling here for hundreds of years, and we don't remember how many bowls of ecstasy soup we have poured down, and we have never seen anyone like this one, is it because of the special physique, and the dosage is not enough? Hurriedly filled another bowl and handed it over.
"Hiccup...... It tastes good, a few more bowls!Hey~ Brother, what are you talking to, talking to you!" I drank seven or eight bowls in a row, smiled leisurely and hiccuped, feeling warm all over my body, and even my thoughts were more flexible.
The yin cha was already buzzing in his mind, and he was dumbfounded. Although the ecstasy soup here is a diluted product mixed with water, but the quantity can make up for the quality, after drinking so many bowls, let alone the things in front of you, you can forget about the things in more than half a month, but this guy didn't react at all?
Besides, this soup also has a cost, and it is difficult for me to explain it if I continue to give it like this, how can this be good?
"Would you like to have a few more bowls? Do you think you're drinking in your own house?"
Just when Yin was at a loss, a yin and yang strange taunt came from behind the desk in the main hall, and a person with his legs folded and his feet on the desk, half-lying in the Taishi chair, slowly opened his eyes.
Xiao leisurely heard the sound and looked up, only to see that there was a large desk with a somewhat exaggerated length in the center of the inside, which was more than three times the length of an ordinary desk. The desk is divided into black and white, white on the left and black on the right, and there are two wide Taishi chairs behind it, and the corresponding desk color is also a white and a black.
The person who spoke was nestled in the white chair on the left-hand side, and now straightened up slightly and showed his head a little. But he didn't know what he looked like, because from the perspective of Xiao Youran, the soles of the man's shoes blocked his face.
"Fifth master, this situation ......" Yin Cha, who also heard the man speak, quickly came to the inner room and bowed down to the soles of his shoes on the desk.
"Xie Bi'an, what kind of mess did they make of this place? This broken chair is so hard that it is still nailed to the ground, are you afraid that someone will steal it? The two chairs are so far away, and the desk is so high, it is uncomfortable to lie down......
The man didn't seem to hear the bad words, and he kept twisting his body and moving his ass, babbling and complaining to himself.
Xiao Youran heard his words and took a closer look, the desk was indeed very high, and if you stood next to it, the desk could reach the navel upwards. Looking at the empty black chair on the right, imagine Fan Wuxuan's five short figures sitting on it, and the desk could almost reach his chest.
If you look at it from his current point of view, it is like putting his head directly on the desk, and then giving him a plate, isn't it like a pig's head for offering? The more he thinks about that picture, the more funny he feels, and he can't help but laugh out loud.
"Fifth Master, look at ......," Yin Cha asked again at this time.
"Silence! Who dares to fart here?" came a shout from the gap between the two soles on the desk.
Xiao leisurely looked up at the sky, and there was a black line at the end of the cloud.
"Fifth Master, my lord, how do you think this situation should be handled?" asked in a depressed tone after a moment of silence.
"Well, bring it on, and Lord Ben will investigate it himself!" the man twisted for a long time, and finally found a relatively comfortable position, steadied his ass and said lazily.
"Yes, my lord!" Yin Cha leaned over and clenched his fists, rolled his eyes and secretly slandered, this person originally wanted to be an official, as for it, he pretended to be deaf and dumb for an adult. I also want to investigate people's homes, we are here to register and not a yamen, so let's do a bird?
Although Yin Cha was dissatisfied in his heart, he didn't dare to show anything on his face. And the matter in front of him really needs to be dealt with, so he can only turn back to the door and enter the room leisurely with a disdainful smile on his face, waiting to stand under the desk.
"Who's coming, report your name!" said the Lord Sole in a mocking tone, full of official authority.
"Whew!" he responded with a laugh and an undisguised sarcasm.
"Bold!" why didn't you answer when the officer asked you?" the soles of the shoes parted a little, revealing an angry gaze behind them.
"Hey, did you hear that? There seems to be something unclean talking, could it be that the shoes are fine?" Xiao leisurely looked at the gloomy Yin Qi with a look of surprise on his face.
"Bastard, do you dare to scold the Sprinkle family?" As the adult sat up straight, the soles of the two shoes finally withdrew, and a strange long horse face shone on the scene.
This is not to describe the man's long face, but it is indeed a pure horse face, but longer than the average horse. The thick satin-like mane, the firm and straight nose bridge, and the narrow and restrained eyes make people can't help but praise such a handsome BMW!
"Yo~ It turned out to be Lord Ma Mian, so majestic, tsk......" Xiao leisurely paced left and right in front of Ma Mian's eyes, looking him up and down, "I don't know which sentence and word just now mentioned your name, why did you scold you?"
"Ah...... This ......" Ma Mian was stunned by his question.
"And I don't know what mistakes and crimes have been committed, how do you investigate and deal with them, sir?" Xiao Youran's expression was cold, his body was arrogant, and he asked again with a wave of his robe sleeves.
The yin cha on the side looked at him blankly with his mouth open like a god, and his heart was full of admiration. I'm afraid that this kid doesn't know that Ma Lao Wu is known as the first cautious eye in the underworld, his qi is narrow, and he will repay him, so he dares to slap him to his face like this, there is a good show to watch now!
"Wow, be bold and make a fool of the people, just because you drank so much ecstasy soup, this official can cure you for the crime of waste!" Sure enough, as expected by Yin Miao, Ma Mian was so angry that he smoked, and pointed at Xiao Youran and the trumped-up charge was deducted on his head.
"Cut, can there be such a sin in the Yin Law of the underworld? That ecstasy soup is clearly a deed that you did in order to cover up some ulterior secrets, what about being an idiot? I sent it to the door, why don't I drink it, what can you do to me?"
Xiao Youran thought that he had poked the other party's sore spot, and looked at the horse face with disdain, a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, but found that the horse face and the gloomy expression changed from shocked to gloomy at the same time, and then he felt that he seemed to be pretending to be big, which was a little inappropriate.
"Boy, the Sprinkle family originally saw that you didn't react to the ecstasy soup and were just curious, and wanted to catch you for research, but since you know something you shouldn't know, hehe......" Ma Mian rubbed his fists and sneered gloomily.
"Uh, you...... What do you want? Tell you, I have a backer!" Xiao Youran hurriedly retreated backwards, his mouth stiff, but cold sweat broke out on his back.
"Oh, interesting! I want to see who can save you, today is the king of heaven and Lao Tzu ......."
The horse floated out from behind the desk in a flash, the wind suddenly rose, and a big hand appeared out of thin air and grabbed Xiao who turned and ran away. But before he could finish the classic lines he had thought of, he was so shocked that he suffocated back, so he fled to the door because of a smile, and suddenly grabbed the sweetly sleeping cow's head from the ground and blocked it in front of him.
Ma Mian hurriedly forcibly reversed the direction of the big hand, but it was still too late, and the afterglow swept at the crotch of the cow's head with a wisp of strong wind, only to hear a sad roar of "whoa~", the cow's face distorted by pain turned blue, a pair of bloodshot bull's eyes were round, and the wine was half awake.
"Hiss......" Xiao Youran and Yin Cha gasped at the same time, thinking about the blow, I felt a cold swish between my legs, and I couldn't help but feel excited.
"Ma Lao Wu, what are you doing, why are you sneaking up on the old cow?" As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a panicked horse face covered with cold sweat, the cow's head covered his crotch, his legs clamped into an X-shape, and he roared violently.