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"Bang!" Although Yang Guang dodged in time, he still hit him on the shoulder, and a black sole plate print immediately appeared on the mighty and dazzling dragon robe.

Now that he has started, Diao Xiaosi does not plan to stop again, and he waives his Qingyun boots in the face of death, and shouts: "You see that Empress Xiao is virtuous and dignified and dignified in the world, you see that my godmother is gentle and well-known, no matter who she marries, it is the dream of all men in the world! You are not greedy enough, and you want to embrace the left and right, and occupy all the beauties in the world! Even if the queen mother and the godmother have no regrets about their love, I can't stand it as a junior!"

"Bang!" Yang Guang's waist and eyes were printed with a shocking shoe print on the Qingyun boots, Diao Xiaosi held the Qingyun boots high, comparable to Jing Ke's assassination of King Qin's heroic dry clouds, and shouted loudly: "Today I want to seek justice for the beauties of the whole world, and seek justice for all the bachelors, I will beat - you ungrateful lover, beat you a romantic ghost in the morning and evening!"

"Stop!" "Bold!" Empress Xiao and Jue Jin Shi Tai both reacted, this is not acting - the spotted shoe prints on the dragon robe under His Majesty fully show that this is the most serious palace terrorist violence since the founding of the Great Sui!

Empress Xiao was furious, someone dared to beat and humiliate her husband in person, and if she didn't break his body into ten thousand pieces, she would be the mother of all nations, the king of the Japanese sect!

Master Juejin was also angry, and he was reluctant to beat his lover who was reluctant to scold, and he was blatantly pumped with the sole of his shoe, not to mention his godson, even his own son!

In an instant, Diao Xiaosi suddenly felt that the wind and clouds above his head suddenly changed and the sun and moon were gone, and the two top masters of one was angry and rushed to the crown, the person was as beautiful as a jade sword and like a rainbow, and the cold murderous aura was across the void, and ten zhang away it had already pierced his skin and made his skin hurt, and the spirit platform trembled!

"My mother!" Even though Diao Xiaosi was mentally prepared, he still didn't expect that once these two tigresses were powerful, they would be so terrifying, it was simply the end of the world and the night of the world.

"Woo-" It was a shame that he had already taken precautions, and he was busy propping up the lawless umbrella, his body shrank and hid behind the umbrella, and leaned on Yang Guang desperately.

"Sonorous!" the two swords stabbed at the umbrella, splashing two dazzling lights. The boundless sword qi spread on the lawless umbrella, pouring into Diao Xiaosi's arm like a tide through the umbrella, shaking the black gold stars in front of his eyes, and he flew out with a scream.

Fortunately, the two dominatrix finally remembered that they were fighting in the palace, and they didn't dare to go all out because of the prohibitions of the magic array, but even so, Diao Xiaosi still couldn't eat and had to go around.

"Your Majesty, help-" At the critical moment, his first thought was to ask Yang Guang for help.

But Diao Xiaosi soon found out that he was wrong, and he was very wrong.

Empress Xiao raised her eyebrows and said angrily: "Bold fanatics, you beat your majesty with a blue nose, swollen face, and bruises, and a face begging for mercy?"

"Yes, beat him!" "Jue Jin Shi is worthy of being a Buddhist god and nun, and he is the best at killing relatives without recognizing righteousness, and he has long thrown the fact that Diao Xiaosi recognized himself as a godmother to Java.

So the two Yaksha hated the same enemy and gave up their previous suspicions, and their fists and embroidered legs fell on Diao Xiaosi's body like raindrops.

Diao Xiaosi was able to use the lawless umbrella to cover him at first, but later the master of the gold rose up, and threw the umbrella away, and his feet were suddenly unobstructed.

"Ping Pong-" The crisp sound of fists to flesh mixed with Diao Xiaosi's miserable and helpless howl resounded throughout the back garden of the Ganlu Palace.

Diao Xiaosi finally understood that to be a little brother, he must have the consciousness of being a little brother, not only to shoot the boss's ass, but also to rush up and lie down without hesitation at a critical moment, and lying down to be shot is also a realm.

He was full of grief and indignation, trying to open his eyes wide and look around for Yang Guang's traces, hoping that at this moment, this white Lao Tzu would be able to stand up and say a fair word for himself.

Who knew that what Emperor Lao Tzu left for himself was a tall back that walked majestically away!

"What are you kidding?" Diao Xiaosi was completely dumbfounded, and in his ears he heard Empress Xiao kindly reminding his godmother: "Master, master the weight of your attack." You are a monk, and if you cause trouble, you will inevitably hurt the Buddha's compassion. ”

The master of the gold medal said confidently: "Niangniang, don't worry, this kid has rough skin and thick flesh, and he can withstand beating!"

Empress Xiao gritted her teeth and said, "Since this is the case, the mourning family will also step on his face!"

Diao Xiaosi almost went out of his body when he heard this, and shouted in a hurry: "Your Majesty is gone!"

Empress Xiao was stunned, her lotus feet hung in the air less than two feet away from the tip of Diao Xiaosi's nose, and her bright eyes looked around and couldn't find any trace of Yang Guang, and she couldn't help but be furious: "Our sister was angry for him, but he didn't say a word and ran away, and it was really the ruthless and righteous Bo Xinglang!"

Master Absolute Gold thought deeply and said: "Amitabha, good and good—sister, let's go find him!"

Empress Xiao raised her feet and said, "Sister comes with me, the terrain in the palace is very familiar." ”

Diao Xiaosi rolled his eyes and looked at the pair of sisters who had just recognized their best friend, and the flowers were affectionate and enthusiastic, and the foul words in their stomachs boiled and went straight to their throats, but they didn't dare to scold out loud, and they could only believe that silence was better than sound at this time.

Suddenly, a pair of small blue embroidered shoes appeared in front of his eyes. Then, a silk handkerchief as white as snow was thrown into his face.

Diao Xiaosi depressedly grabbed the silk handkerchief and wiped it on his face indiscriminately, but what he saw was black was mud and red was blood, and in a blink of an eye, the silk handkerchief became dirty and wrinkled.

His skin and bones seemed to be scattered, and he didn't suffer any internal injuries, otherwise he would have lost a lot when he entered the palace this time.

"Just now, my father praised you for being witty and loyal, and you are a rare talent in the Great Sui. Princess Jincheng seemed to be smiling, looked at him without sympathy and pity, and said, "So congratulations, you have been promoted again." ”

"Lao Tzu is not rare!" Diao Xiaosi turned over and said angrily: "Ge Laozi's talents, what he wants most is a slave!"

Princess Jincheng didn't seem to hear Diao Xiaosi's complaint clearly, and Yurong continued calmly: "Maybe the queen mother and the master will also quietly promise you some benefits." ”

Diao Xiaosi was stunned for a moment and asked, "What?"

"Sometimes women have more face than men. ”

"They want face, don't I want face?"

Princess Jincheng turned around and walked to the study and said, "You come with me." ”

"What are you doing?" Despite the question, Diao Xiaosi's two legs still consciously and voluntarily followed.

"Treat the wound first. Princess Jincheng walked into the study, took out a sandalwood box, and opened it to see that all kinds of first-aid supplies were available.

Diao Xiaosi didn't wait for anyone to say hello, sat down in the chair, and Princess Jincheng wet the handkerchief with water in the copper basin and ordered: "Take off your shirt." ”

Diao Xiaosi huffed and said, "Do you still need to take off this clothes, they have already been torn into strips of cloth." "Three times and five divided by two, tore off the tattered clothes, revealing the scarred upper body, blue and purple and purple like opening a dye shop.

Princess Jincheng wiped his wound with a handkerchief, and said coldly: "A little flesh and skin injury, you also cry dad and call mother?"

Diao Xiaosi smoked cold air and hummed: "Wrong, Lao Tzu wants to scold his mother!"

Princess Jincheng pursed her lips and smiled, but her tone was still as flat as water, and said: "Have you ever thought that I suspect that the person who killed the old couple and set fire to the village is likely to be the same person who stole Zhang Lihua's body." ”

Diao Xiaosi was still angry and said: "Lao Tzu is dizzy from being beaten now, and he is in no mood to think about this." ”

Princess Jincheng threw the handkerchief into the golden basin, picked up the ointment and gently smeared Diao Xiaosi's wound, and said slowly: "This person must be by your side and me!"

Diao Xiaosi didn't know if it was pain or other reasons, he suddenly struck a spirit, thinking of the bizarre extra formation breaking tips on the Hundred Tigers and Qiange Formation Diagram that he had not solved so far, and couldn't help but lower his voice and said, "It won't be...... My mother borrowed the corpse to resurrect her soul, right?"

Princess Jincheng was noncommittal and said, "If that's the case, you should be happy." ”

"Lao Tzu is a happy ghost!" Diao Xiaosi didn't have a good air, remembering that he pried Zhang Lihua's coffin, snatched the jade plate in her arms, and hugged her for a long time, and couldn't help but be afraid.

Princess Jincheng finished applying ointment to his wound and said, "Wait, I'll go find you a piece of clothing to wear." ”

She walked out of the study, and after a while, she took a brand new dress and came back, handed it to Diao Xiaosi, and said, "Put it on." ”

Diao Xiaosi said while enduring the pain of dressing: "I almost forgot, you still owe me some compensation." He pulled out a list from his belt and placed it on the table.

Princess Jincheng didn't look at it, and signed a flower charge with a pen. Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but regret it, he knew that he should secretly add two or three more refining materials to the top.

He accepted the two scrolls handed by Princess Jincheng, and thought, "Why don't you give me two more, this thing is a piece of cake for Lao Tzu." ”

Princess Jincheng was slightly surprised, but she didn't say anything, but just took two more scrolls and handed them to Diao Xiaosi according to her words: "Old rules, seven days." ”

Diao Xiaosi grabbed the list of refining materials on the table, and said hesitantly: "It depends on when I come back from Zhongnan Mountain." ”

On the way to the treasury to receive the refining materials, those eunuchs and palace maids were all surprised when they saw Diao Xiaosi.

Diao Xiaosi didn't think about it either, his heart has been in the heavens and the earth throughout the ages, how many people dare to pick up the soles of their shoes and smoke them on the emperor Lao'er's body like Lao Tzu? These palace maids and eunuchs must have heard the news, so they were so shocked.

He limped out of the palace gate, rode on a tall horse, and walked through the streets and alleys of Chang'an City to find Li Jing, preparing to buy some hidden weapons and poisons.

Unexpectedly, the passers-by all over the street saw him, and they all saluted in unison.

At first, Diao Xiaosi was still complacent, holding his head high, for fear that others would not know that he was a civilian hero who violently beat the unconscious.

came to Wenxiang Building with such a swagger, and met a turtle slave head-on, and asked with a stunned face: "This father-in-law, are you also interested in visiting the Qinglou?"

"Father-in-law?" Diao Xiaosi was stunned, and the little good mood that he had finally accumulated was suddenly destroyed. He just wanted to scold the turtle slave for having eyes and not knowing Mount Tai, but suddenly he lowered his head and looked at the brightly colored clothes on his body, tore the new clothes with both hands, and roared angrily: "Little Niangpi, I'm not done with you!"