۩ Volume 1 "The Return"۩ Chapter 3 Black and White Impermanence

"How come there are two paths, Brother Niu, what is the purpose of this, which one should we take?" Xiao Xiao, who was standing not far from the Yin Ji Si Gate, turned his head to look at Niu Tou leisurely.

For the smile like a curious baby, the bull head was really helpless, and at this time he couldn't leave, so he had to patiently explain to him.

As Xiao thought leisurely, the black and white roads of this Yin Division really have their intentions. The black road is the road of death and represents the underworld, while the white road is the road of life and represents the yang world. Two completely different paths, the way to walk naturally has its own words.

After the deceased person enters the capital city through the ghost gate pass by the way, the yin cha who is responsible for seducing the soul will bring him here and hand it over to the document that records his life in the yang world, and only by entering with the document can he register for the yin nationality, and then he will be sent to the corresponding Yama Hall to await trial, and the person in this situation will enter the Yin nationality division in the white road and out of the black road, representing the passage from life to death.

On the other hand, if a person is reincarnated at the end of his life in the underworld, he or she must enter the registration and cancel his or her underworld registration with a document recording his past in the underworld, and then he can go to the reincarnation platform to be reincarnated.

"What happens if you go the wrong way?" said Xiaoyouran, still full of curiosity.

"If you go the wrong way, there will naturally be a punishment, this is a secret of the underworld, you can't say it, you can't say it!" the bull head shook his head and waved his hand to invite in.

"Well, there's also a punishment, what kind of punishment? Why can't you say, it can't be that your status is too low, and it's not your turn to know such secrets, right? hehe......

When Xiao Youran heard that there was a punishment, he secretly paid attention, and immediately resorted to the Dafa of agitation.

"I don't know if I have a low status? There are a few people in this underworld who have a higher status than my old cow, can there be something I don't know? Boy, don't underestimate people!" The bull head was not happy when he heard this, and the bull's eyes widened.

"That is, I think Brother Niu is also Wen Taowu, heroic and extraordinary, in the underworld, he is definitely under one person, ah no, under ten people, above ten thousand, dominant, omniscient, omniscient!

is a person who is not arrogant, enthusiastic and helpful, and is really a model for the elite of the prefecture!"

"Hehe, how can it be so exaggerated as you say, there is a judge above the old cow, but it's about the same, well, it's about the same, hahaha......" The cow head heard that it was called a comfortable use, and laughed so much that the cow's mouth grinned to the root of his ears.

"Then please Brother Niu to solve your doubts?" laughed leisurely and hit the snake and the stick.

"Well, I'll tell you quietly, but you can't let others know, it's a big secret. The bull head whispered mysteriously.

"Hehe, I know, God knows, you know and I know!" smiled leisurely and looked obscene.

The head of the bull learned that if these two roads are wrong, the punishment is really not small. If a person who has just died or is reincarnated takes the opposite path, he will double the period of his life in the underworld. For example, if a person's yang life span is 60 years, then after he dies, he will have to spend three times his yang life in the underworld, that is, 180 years before he can get a chance to be reincarnated.

But if you go the wrong way in the Yin Division, then okay, give this opportunity to someone else, go back and wait for another hundred and eighty years. And in order to avoid being known by outsiders, those who enter the Yin Division must also be poured a small amount of ecstasy soup at the same time, so that they will forget what happened in the Yin Division.

"This is too damaging, your dungeon is really dark!" smiled leisurely and pouted after listening to it.

"This can't be blamed on the underworld, it's all a last resort! There are too many people who have died, and they are all waiting to be reincarnated, but where are there so many opportunities for reincarnation in the yang world, and don't you know how difficult it is to have a child?" Niu Tou sighed.

Xiao Youran thought to himself how difficult it is to have a child, how could Lao Tzu know about this kind of thing, but he didn't bother to argue with the bull, as long as he knew what the punishment was and how to avoid it, it was better to hurry up and go through the motions and go to the next place.

At this moment, a yin cha came to the door of the Yin Division with an old man. The old man looked like a revenant soul who had just died, because there was no yin body, the whole soul body was fluttering, and it looked a little illusory and ethereal.

I saw the old man take out some silver taels from his arms and stuff them in Yincha's hand and asked a few words in a low voice, Yincha checked the silver in his hand and showed a satisfied face, and said a few words to the old man in his ear. The old man raised his eyebrows when he heard this, nodded at Yin Cha and thanked him a thousand times, and under the wave of Yin Cha, he proudly stepped into the Yin Division and walked along the white road.

"That's okay? I said Brother Niu, your secret in the underworld is worth two taels of silver, hum!" After seeing the scene in front of him, Xiao Youran suddenly felt deceived.

"Ahem, it's not like you think......" Niu Tou's face was embarrassed, and he coughed dryly.

"Oh, what is that?" said a smile, a joke on the corner of his mouth.

The bull head was speechless for a while, thinking that this guy would not come sooner or later, and at this time he would come to dismantle the old cow's platform.

The more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, so he rushed over and yelled at the yincha: "Your grandma's Yue is bold, you are really getting bolder, you dare to leak the secrets of the underworld, are you crooked?"

The unfortunate yin had just stuffed the silver into his bosom and was about to go back to the errand, when suddenly a thunderous roar sounded in his ears, which frightened him to raise his head violently, and he was facing a fierce bull's face that was close at hand, and his face was green at that time, and beads of sweat the size of beans came out of his forehead, and he sat on the ground.

"Wow, Niu Ye spares his life! The little one didn't leak any secrets, he just told the person which way to go in, isn't this all Cui Erye's acquiescence, everyone does it......"

Yue Daring was so frightened that he was so frightened that he kicked his legs on the ground and rubbed his legs back, but before he could finish speaking, he was kicked by the bull head and flew out.

"Get out, don't be embarrassed here!" The bull stomped his feet and burst out with a burst of energy, and Yue Daring, who was just about to land in the distance, was hit by that energy and flew out again. This time it flew farther and disappeared directly, accompanied by a black lightning falling from the sky, only to hear a terrible wail from afar: "Whoa~Ah~ The one who was beaten was also split......"

"Huh, I said, why didn't this old cow take me flying, it turned out to be the Forbidden Sky Array......" The smile that looked at this scene was leisurely and thoughtful.

"Uh-huh, you also saw his cowardice, he just took the money to buy the road and pointed out the way, and that person will be poured ecstasy soup when he goes in, confidential or confidential, hehe, right?"

"Cut, you guys are so poor in the underworld, what do you charge to buy the road?"

"Alas, you don't understand this, it's not easy......" Niu Tou sighed.

Xiao Youran didn't have the heart to listen to him spit out bitterness, so he casually said a few perfunctory words, and then pulled the cow's head along the white road and entered the Yin Division.

When they stepped into the gate of the Yin Division, in a corner covered by the shadow of the building on the side of the street not far away, a person whose face was unclear shrouded in black robes took out a black leaf from his arms, and after injecting mana, a vague portrait projection of the upper body was revealed, which seemed to be a woman from the outline.

"Tell the master, that person has been brought into the Yin Division. "Listening to the voice, the black-robed man is also a woman, and it is crisp and beautiful, it should be a young girl.

"Well, keep following. "The portrait projection came a slightly lazy, vague female voice, short words, a calm tone but seemed to be full of supreme majesty.

"Yes!" the black-robed girl bowed her head, then raised her hand and waved away the projection, turning around and disappearing into the shadows.

Walking on the white road of life, Xiao Youran realized that there was a hole in this Yin Division, and it was not at all the size of what the outside world saw.

Along the way, I saw many souls of all kinds, men and women, old and young, but all of them traveled in one direction, that is, they all came in from the outside, just like him.

"Brother Niu, didn't you say that the reincarnated people were going to go out from the White Road, why didn't I see any of them?" Xiao leisurely said curiously.

"They all left through the back door, and the main gate of this Yin Division is the same as the ghost gate, which can only enter and exit. Bull Head explained.

The two were walking and chatting, and suddenly laughed and felt that they had kicked something, and they tripped and fell under their feet. This time he was caught off guard and fell so suddenly that his eyes were full of gold stars, and he got up and saw that it was a short and fat middle-aged man wearing a black official uniform and a black official hat, who was squatting on the side of the road retching.

Humpty Dumpty was kicked and turned around, only to see that his face was full of flesh, his face was fierce, a pair of short eyebrows like broken knives hung two dead fish eyes, the wide nose was covered with fine black hair visible to the naked eye, the whole face was as black as charcoal, and the thin official hat had four big white characters written on it, which were flashing white light.

Although Xiao Youran was shocked by his vicious appearance, he was angry when he thought of the embarrassment he had just fallen, and he was about to step forward to theorize, but the bull head next to him was faster than him, and he squatted directly opposite Humpty Dumpty and stared at him with big eyes, and he seemed to be smelling something in his nose.

"Fan Laoba, are you on a mission with the headlamp on your head? Why don't you arrest people, squat here and spit out a ball?"

"Hiccup...... Yo, it's Niu Siye, hiccup...... What gust of wind brought you here. Humpty Dumpty said with a hiccup, apparently because he had drunk too much, his tongue was big, and his words were slurred.

"You don't have to be sloppy with me, I heard that Cui Lao Er lost a pot of Hades drunk yesterday, and he is going around catching wine thieves, why don't Lao Niu take you to see Judge Cui......'s methods?"

The bull head stared at Humpty Dumpty's arms and said with a wicked smile, saliva flowing.

"Uh, hiccup...... Niu Laosi, your face is simply too lewd, don't you just want to drink, hiccup, as for scaring me with Cui Lao'er?" Humpty Dumpty was shocked when he heard this, and the wine was a little sober.

"Hey, no nonsense, bring it quickly!" the bull head couldn't wait to stretch out his big hand.

"Hiccup, drink less, leave me some. Reluctantly, Humpty Dumpty pulled out an inconspicuous-looking flask from his bosom and handed it over with pain on his face.

"Goo...... Ha...... Sure enough, it's good wine, didn't Lao Niu say you, why do you still drink when you go out on a mission, if you let Zhong Laosan see it, won't you pick your skin?"

"Ahh......h Belch...... Drink slowly, leave me some......" Humpty Dumpty snatched the flask and poured it violently, pointing to a pear tree on the side of the road and said, "Why don't you drink this kind of good wine immediately when I meet it......?" That Yue boldly stole the wine and didn't dare to let it go from home, and secretly hid under this tree thinking that no one knew?

Dare to make trouble on the territory of the black master, hehe, the master took advantage of him to go out to hook the soul and give him a yellow finch behind, hiccup...... Hahaha......"

"Hiccup...... Yue Daring?Hmm, it's that guy again, he was beaten by the old cow at the door just now, and he also suffered a black thunderbolt, and he couldn't come back for a while, hehe...... "The cow head took the wine jug and took another sip, it seems that the wine is really strong, and he only drank two sips of the cow's face was red like a ripe tomato, and his tongue was as big as Humpty Dumpty, and the wine burp was also hit."

"Yo, why is there another person here, who is this little white face? It seems that he kicked the black master just now......"

The two of you take a sip and I take a sip Seeing that the wine in the jug had bottomed out, Humpty Dumpty suddenly remembered that there was a person standing next to him, pointed and smiled and asked leisurely.

"Hiccup...... This is my laughing brother! Come on, come on, brother, let me introduce you, this is the famous black impermanence, Fan Wusave, Fan, Su, Fan Ba...... ...... vomit"

Niu Tou put his arm around Xiao Youran's shoulders and enthusiastically introduced him, but before he finished speaking, he vomited directly when the wine came up, almost spraying him, and hurriedly ran while holding the pear tree and vomiting wildly.

"It turned out to be laughing brother, hehe, that's my own person, hey, my own person...... Belch...... How old are you, huh? How old am I? Who is the first of us......

Fan Wusu was already drunk and staggering, walking with ghost steps under his feet and drunken punches in his hands.

Xiao leisurely looked at the drunken duo in front of him, feeling like he had eaten ten flies, not to mention how greasy he was, and was thinking about whether to leave the bull head and go first, when suddenly a strong wind blew behind him, and a white shadow flashed by his side with a "whoosh", and paused directly in front of Fan Wusu.

It was a thin middle-aged man in a white official uniform and a white official hat. The standard of the official uniform is exactly the same as that on Fan Wusheng's body, but the color is different.

The man's face was pale, his two sword eyebrows were angular, his slender eyes were full of smiles, his lips were red and his teeth were white, and he was a little handsome.

smiled leisurely, thought to himself, it seems that this is Bai Impermanence has also arrived.

"Tsk, old black, how did you drink this virtue, we still have to go on a mission, do you know? Don't drink it, hurry up and go with me." Bai Wuchang pushed Fan Wusu and pushed him to his feet.

"Where are you going, don't even think about leaving today, drink!...... A drunk party ......" Fan Wusu was drunk, glanced at Bai Wuchang, raised his head and poured it into his mouth, but not a drop of wine came out, holding the wine jug and shaking it constantly.

"Yo, why is Fourth Brother Niu here, look, this sin is ...... bearable" Bai Wuchang ignored Fan Wushu, walked behind the head of the cow who was vomiting wildly and patted him lightly on the back.

"Vomit...... It's Xie Laoqi, Lao Niu is big today, this ...... Well, this wine is a little stronger...... Vomit...... You have to go beforehand, don't worry about the old cow, slow down...... Vomit...... It's fine...... "The bull head closed his eyes and vomited darkly.

"Hehe, that little brother will take Lao Hei to take a step first, Fourth Brother Niu take care!" After Bai Wuchang finished speaking, he saw Niu Tou waving his hand behind him, turned around and grabbed Fan Wuxu, who had collapsed on the ground, and rushed forward, and before leaving, he didn't forget to throw a kind smile to Mu Li's smile.

"Let the little brother smile, I still have important things to do, so I won't talk about it......" Bai Wuchang's soft voice floated from afar, echoing in the ears of laughter like a murmur.

This Bai Impermanence looked like a good person, and nodded leisurely with a smile that came back to his senses. Turning his head to look at the cow head under the tree, who had fainted from vomiting from exhaustion, he shook his head helplessly.

After kicking a few times on the fat ass of the bull head and finding that there was no response, Xiao Youran could only pick him up with a black face and walked forward, like a little daughter-in-law with Zhu Bajie on her back.

He's had enough of the bitterness now, right?