The favor of love often comes suddenly.

Sometimes, even if you have nothing, even if you are a fool.

But, silly, be silly and cute.

This kind, honest bull running is like this. Its "erotic encounters" are just like Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.

Naturally, although the moon is beautiful, it is not a fairy.

But Yuelai is very secretive about where he came from. Faced with the suspicion of the bull, Yuelai covered up: "It doesn't matter who I am. The important thing is that we have long admired and promised each other, and the important thing is that we have been sleeping together for thousands of years! Niu Niu, are you right?"

Ben Niu looked at this beautiful girl, but he was at a loss, and said in a wooden voice: "Yes, yes, yes! You, you are right, just, right!"

"In that case, why are you still doing it?"

"I—What can I do?" said Ben Niu, "Oh, I know, as the old saying goes, a man must know how to love a woman. You're going to catch a cold like this, so I'll help you put your clothes on......"

"It's really stupid! What a cold! You touch it, it's hot......"

"Hey, that's weird, it's hot!"

"Hey, it's weird, you didn't touch me, how do you know I'm really hot?"

"I touch ...... ...... yourself"

Yuelai sneered, and said step by step: "So, take off your clothes quickly, otherwise, wait, wait, you will have a fever!"

The moon is not immortal, but she is extraordinary, she can be desperate for love, her heart is her body, she is a moment of lingering, hot and intense, and she is a three-life "The mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, and you dare to be with you".

Although the bull is honest and sluggish, his heart is just as hot. The beauty of the moon, its hot love, how can he not be proud of this strong cow?

The mountain of love, erect!

The fountain of love, bubbling up!

......

The next day, a good deed man in the neighborhood, named Wu Xianshi, came to the door to make fun of Ben Niu: "Ben Niu, you can't marry a wife, don't you take the bed board to vent your anger! What did you do last night?"

Ben Niu was stunned for a long time before he understood, his face was red and he didn't know how to prevaricate, he was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, and suddenly he had an idea, and shouted: "Last night...... Oh, I remember!"

After a long time, Benniu didn't follow, and Wu Xianshi said anxiously: "You stupid cow! What did you remember?"

"I remember!"

"That's stupid! You still can't remember!"

"You're stupid! I said I want to get up! Get up, do you understand?"

Wu Xianshi was stunned, shook his head helplessly, and said, "Do you want to make such a big move......?"

"My name is 'carp fighting', practice, do you understand?" said Ben Niu as he demonstrated on the spot.

Wu Xianshi saw that Benniu had a few carp in a row, and it was quite like that, so he smacked his tongue and left suspiciously.

Wu Xian had just walked with his front feet, and after the moon, he ran out of the hut with his back feet, and gnawed at the bull, and then giggled and praised: "Niu Niu, it turns out that you are very smart!"

"Isn't it? As the old saying goes, the stupidest bull's head can turn, and stupid people have their own stupid methods. "Ben Niu is also very satisfied with his performance. However, he would never know that when Yuelai heard "carp fighting", he was covered with goosebumps in an instant!

"Yo yo, then, now, there's something you have to help me figure it out. ”

"The baby's business in the month is my running cow's business!

"Look, we were one night and the neighbors came to the door to question us, so, I thought, you'll have to find a way for me to hide. Otherwise, my family will find out and track it down soon, and by then, we'll be finished!"

"Isn't that simple? ”

"Then what about you going out? I want to be with you, and not for a moment!"

"It's great to be together! I've got to figure out a good idea!"

"Niuniu's head is quickly enlightened, hurry up and come up with a good way......"

"What did you just say, baby?" Ben Niu seemed to find some sense.

Yuelai asked, "I said your head is about to open up." What's wrong?

Ben Niu said happily: "I'll let the other head open too!"

......

Let's say that Yunou took Zhen Weinong, Ling Lingnong, and Afraid of Pigs, all the way around the mountains and rivers, and arrived at a junction adjacent to Putan, but was blocked by a Hanhan. But when he saw the man, he was drunkenly carrying a huge tiger-shaped stump, staring at a pair of red copper bell eyes, and carefully looking at Yunou and his party.

"This benevolent brother, what a lot of strength to rush to the market to sell stumps!" said the frightened pig curiously.

Zhen Weinon was poor-mouthed, and said jokingly: "I'm afraid it's a hollow pile!"

The drunk man didn't care, and after a while, he stopped his eyes on Zhen Weinon, gritted his teeth and said: "You pervert, you dare to bully Jia Senu!"

Zhen Weinon didn't care, and said contemptuously: "Look at your posture, could it be that you are a bull running idiot who is known as 'laughing brain clothes'?

"Jia Senu is the wife of my cousin Yang Baohua, do you think I can take care of it?"

"Wouldn't it be better if you just said it was your cousin-in-law?"

"This ...... No!" The drunk disagrees, is it because his brain can't go around the bend?

It turned out that this drunk man was indeed a bull runner, and it was not wrong that Yang Baohua was his cousin. Naturally, Jia Senu is also the cousin-in-law of Benniu. However, Benniu's brainless nickname for "lustful girl" is a bit taboo, so he is reluctant to call her a cousin-in-law.

That time in Putan, Zhen Weinon inadvertently offended the dignity of the perverted girl with a few "full" words, and Yang Baohua was very angry when she found out. It happened that Benniu came to visit his relatives, so he informed Benniu.

When Ben Niu heard this, he was full of anger, asked Zhen Weinon about his appearance and dress, and said that he would definitely catch that guy and teach him a good lesson.

Now, Zhen Vernon, who is wearing three strange skins on his body, is very conspicuous, so Benniu easily recognized it, so he put on a posture to fight with him.

"You stupid cow, why do you say that I bullied your cousin-in-law when you look at me?"

"Bullied Jia Senu! Who in this world would have three stinky skins tied to them? Only you stupid donkey! We have all inquired clearly, your name is Zhen Weinon, you are a boring goods!"

When Zhen Vernon heard this, he took out the fourth skin bag from his body like a trick, and said very innocently: "The conscience of heaven and earth! You can see clearly: Is this a skin bag? It is clearly four! Therefore, I am not Zhen Vernon!"

Ben Niu was dumbfounded, most of the wine woke up, and stammered: "Difficult, is it, I, I was wrong?

Yun Ou, Afraid of Pigs, and Ling Lingnong also felt curious, because they had seen many times that Zhen Weinong had only three skins on his body, which were used to hold the Tiangang Wind, the Earth Evil Wind, and the Yuan Shi Wind.

"You're right!, big stupid cow, look, it's three skins!" Zhen Weinon shook his hand, and in the blink of an eye, the skins were gone again.

This time, Ben Niu jumped up, threw the tiger head stake to the ground, rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "Wow, Zhen Weinon, you are playing me! I want to fight with you!"

Zhen Vernon hurriedly stopped, took out the skin bag as he did, and said solemnly: "Wait! Running Niu, Little Niu Niu, you look again, this time you are right, I really have four skins! I am really not Zhen Vernon!"

Isn't this a monkey trick? Yun Ou can't stand it anymore!

"Hey, Brother Zhen, why do you have to do this?" Yun Ou persuaded.

Zhen Weinon ran to Yun Ou's side, bit his ear and said, "Shh, Shaoxia, don't get me wrong, I'm collecting wind." Don't miss my big deal!

"Collecting the wind, Tiangang wind, earth evil wind, Yuan Shi wind?"

"No, no, pick those winds, just three skins. Now, I'm using the fourth skin. ”

"I look at you, nervous, I'm afraid you're going crazy!

"Shhhh

(Special note: Because of the fear of the recurrence of Meniere's vertigo, the update was interrupted for 20 days.) Now, the symptoms haven't gotten better, and the problem isn't big or small, so I'll continue to update the work in the future. I'm very sorry, please bear with me!)