Star Disc (伲伲伬外輬外輲)

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Foreword: The smart, kind, and lively Linglingnong appears in chapter 115 of "Her City", dances the "pig dance" with Yunou in chapter 117, and in later chapters, it will also involve the mysterious "Receiving Astrolabe". Therefore, today we have launched a special chapter about the biography of Ling Lingnong. (This biography is adapted from the light comedy script "The Star God Cauldron".) The script won the 2015 Dongyang TV "Dongyang Inn" script collection activity Excellence Award. )

1 The entrance of the inn and the living room Ling Lingnong, Gu Ke, Sister Camellia.

△ Gu Ke wandered to the door of Dongyang Inn with Ling Lingnong, and Sister Camellia greeted her.

Camellia: Where did you come from? Where did you go? You're both husband and son, I said yes?

Gu Ke: Your eyesight is so good! Where are we from? I'm confused, my hometown isn't here anyway. I just remember taking my son to the street to buy toys, but how could he suddenly appear here?

Linglingnon: Woo, we can't find a home!

Camellia: I'm the proprietress of this Dongyang Inn, don't worry, you two can go to my inn to stay first, and then slowly find home.

Gu Ke: I'm very poor, and I can't afford to live in the inn.

Camellia: Guests, rest assured, our inn, guests can be free of charge.

Gu Ke: Ah, there are really a lot of good people in this world!

Camellia: Well, of course. Come with me to the inn and rest down, and then I can take you and your son to the small market to buy toys.

Gu Ke: Thank you, hostess!

Ling Lingnong: Thank you, Auntie!

Camellia: The children are so well-behaved!

△ Everyone walked into the living room of the inn

Camellia: Really, what do you call your husband and son?

Gu Ke: My name is Gu Ke, and my son's name is ......

Camellia: What?

Gu Ke: Uh-huh, Gu Ke!

Camellia (greeting): Dongyang Inn welcomes the arrival of God!

Gu Ke: What's the matter? I've become a god? Did I step on shit today?

Camellia: The customer is our God!

Gu Ke: Haha, I see. My name, the care of Gu, deliberately engraved.

Camellia: Ah, I see! What about your son?

Ling Lingnong: My name is Gu Zhang, and everyone calls me "Little Gu Zhang".

Camellia: Ah, sister-in-law, what is this?

Gu Ke: I'm sorry, it's a big deal.

Camellia: Then let's call it "Zhangzhang"!

Ling Lingnong (patting my belly): I like this name! My belly is rolling, swollen (zhangzhang)! However, others think I am the cutest and call me "Ling Lingnong"!

Camellia (in the shape of a clay figure): Oh, Linglingnong, so cute! The little clay figure can make people knead it and love it......

2 small bazaars Uncle Fairy, Ling Lingnong, Gu Ke, Camellia, and other children.

△ Camellia led Xiao Gu Zhangzhang and Gu Ke to the small market. A few children are patronizing Uncle Fairy's stall.

Auntie, no, look, there's a fairy uncle selling toys!

Uncle Fairy: Come, come, come, children, come and buy my toys!

Linglingnon: A toy from the sky?!

Gu Ke: This immortal, how much does this rattle cost?

Uncle Fairy: A hundred copper plates.

Gu Ke (touching his sleeve pocket): Ah! It's so expensive! What about this carriage?

Uncle Fairy: Three hundred copper plates!

Gu Ke: My poor baby!

Ling Lingnong: Daddy, don't worry. Uncle Fairy, you can help me pick the cheapest toy.

Uncle Fairy: Well, you're a big fat boy and you're quite sensible. How about this plate? It's just a copper plate!

Ling Lingnong: Uncle Fairy, this plate is also a toy?

△ Uncle Fairy pinched the orchid fingers, knocked on the plate, and sang with a crying voice while dancing.

Uncle Fairy: Of course it's a toy! You see—

Knock it with a plate in your hand,

The song is easy to sing......

Ling Lingnong: Uncle Fairy, don't sing, it's so pitiful, I'm about to cry. Daddy, I know you still have a copper plate, you should buy this plate quickly, so that the fairy uncle can go home early!

Uncle Fairy: Well, what a kind and good boy!

Gu Ke: You're really good at deceiving children!

△ Uncle Immortal called Gu Ke aside.

Uncle Fairy (whispering): Alas, you guy! Did you hear me clearly just now? My toy comes from the sky! This is not an ordinary disk, it is called the "Star Receiving God Disk", which can turn the stars in the sky next!

Gu Ke: After you cheated children, you are going to start deceiving adults again!

Uncle Fairy: Why did I lie to you about a copper plate?!

△ Gu Ke pondered for a moment and handed a copper plate.

Gu Ke: Well, that's right, selling scrap is not only worth this price!

Uncle Fairy: That's right! But it's not just a casual way to catch stars. You have to teach your son to recite the "Receiving Charm" (whispering......

3 Inn rooms Xiongda (Ling Lingnong), shopkeeper (Gu Ke), camellia, female pig Bajie.

△ At night, outside the window of the guest room, the sky is full of stars. Ling Lingnong knelt against the window, and placed the god plate in front of him. Gu Ke was outside the door, looking into the crack in the door.

Ling Lingnong: Respect grandpa, filial piety grandma,

Granny Moon praised me for being good;

Seniors, add ability,

The stars in the sky come with me.

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When, when, when!

△ The sound of the spell fell, and in an instant, three rays of light swished, swished, and swished into the window, and the moment they landed, they all became female pigs Bajie, and they sang and danced the "Little Pig Dance":

Shaking his head, swinging his tail,

Twist your ass, kick kick.

Wave the rake, arch the arch and arch the mouth,

Fan your ears and toss and flatter......

△ Ling Lingnong was a little sluggish at first, but soon she happily danced and sang along......

Female pigs Bajie (in unison): Little master, the time has come, tonight's performance is over! I wish the little master no salivation and no bedwetting in his dreams!

△ Zhu Bajie instantly turned into three divine lights and flew back to the divine disk. Ling Lingnon applauded happily, and then obediently went to bed.

△ Gu Ke outside the door was stunned. While rubbing his hands, he talked to himself excitedly.

Gu Ke: Oh my God, it's really strange! I'm really lucky with shit today! If I take all the stars in the sky, it's a lot of fun! If I sell some more, I can buy a lot of toys for my son, and the family can live the best life!

△ Gu Ke quietly entered the room, looked out the window, knelt down to the god plate, opened a few big bags, and recited the star mantra over and over again. Then, countless divine lights swished, swished, swished and swished into the big bag......

4 Sessions at the entrance of the inn Ling Lingnong, Gu Ke, children (6 or 7 people), a few passers-by.

△ The next morning, a few children were crying on the street outside the inn, and the adults were busy coaxing. Gu Ke and Ling Lingnong went out to see what was going on when they heard the sound.

Children: I'm not going to study! The stars in the sky are gone!

Woo woo, the stars all fell out last night, I'm going to look for it!

Daddy, go find the stars again!

Stars, where have you all been?

Woo, Mom, there's no stars left at night!

Ling Lingnong (panicked): Daddy, I just took three stars last night, why are the stars in the sky gone?

Gu Ke (lowered his head, snorted): This and this......

Ling Lingnon (confused): Daddy, what's wrong with you?

Gu Ke: Son, I'm ......

Ling Lingnong (crying): Daddy, say it quickly! Look at how pitiful others cry!

Gu Ke: Alas, it's all Daddy's bad! It's Daddy who took all the stars in the sky last night. Daddy wants to sell the stars, make a lot of money, buy you a lot of toys, and let our family live a good life. Daddy is scared of poverty!

Ling Lingnon: Ah! Daddy, I don't want the toys you bought! I don't want others to be so sad, I don't want children all over the world to be unable to count the stars! If others are unhappy, I will never be happy!

Gu Ke (regretfully): What should we do then? Then let's go back and put all the stars back in the sky!

5 Inn Rooms Ling Lingnong, Gu Ke, Camellia, Uncle Fairy.

△ Gu Ke dragged out a few bags of stars from under the bed. Everyone poured out the stars together, sprinkled them upwards, and the stars fell to the ground.

Gu Ke: Why don't these stars fly back to the sky?

Camellia: Ahhh

Ling Lingnong: God, my father is a greedy thief!

Gu Ke: I'm a little ancestor, I regret my death!

Ling Lingnong: Daddy, let's look for that fairy uncle, he must have a way.

Gu Ke: Yes, yes, then let's go and find it!

△ Uncle Fairy came

Uncle Fairy (annoyed): No need to look for it! When I heard so many children crying, I knew something was wrong!

Gu Ke: Uncle Immortal, I was wrong, forgive me! Teach me a remedy!

Uncle Fairy: It's good to know your mistakes and correct them.

Linglingnon: I shouldn't have asked my dad to buy toys.

Uncle Fairy: No, no, it's most reasonable for children to want toys! You're a very sensible and kind big fat boy!

Linglingnon: I want all the stars to go back to the sky and count the stars with everyone at night!

Uncle Fairy: Well, don't worry, but you won't be able to cast spells until the evening.

6 Inn Compound Inn Guys

△ Dark night. Uncle Immortal was facing the Divine Plate, with a few pockets in front of him. Uncle Immortal read the words, and Ling Lingnong, Gu Ke, Camellia and others looked at him anxiously, and then raised their heads to look at the night sky.

△ In a moment, a swish, whoosh, and swishing sound sounded, and countless divine lights flew out of the bag and rushed to the night sky. Suddenly, there were bursts of cheers everywhere.

Children (voice-over): Count the stars again! One, two, three......

△ In the compound, everyone cheered and danced the "little pig dance" together——

Shake Yaoyao's head, swing and swing tail,

Twist your ass, kick kick.

Wave the rake, arch the arch and arch the mouth,

Fan your ears and toss and flatter......

△ The sound of cheers, singing and dancing faded away. Night, quiet, starry.