"Okay, okay, I'll come over later!" Lu Bu impatiently turned off the communication video.

"Zhongdao virtuous nephew, the old man Hua Tuo has something to do with me, and I will go out in a while, so I will drink it next time. ”

"It's okay, Uncle Lu, we'll split the winners and losers next time. ”

"Good!" Lu Bu patted Wei Zhongdao on the shoulder, "Lingqi, you are a very good classmate, I will agree to your relationship, I have to go out in advance and see you now." ”

After saying this, Lu Bu staggered out.

"What did you just say?" Lu Lingqi knocked on Wei Zhongdao's head, what does it mean to agree to your relationship, when did you agree to have a relationship with Wei Zhongdao?

"What, Senior Sister Lingqi, what did we just say? Come, drink a bottle. Wei Zhongdao's face was flushed, obviously drunk and dazed.

Although he copied the talent of the god of wine, how could he stand drinking bottle by bottle with Lu Bu, didn't you see Lu Bu staggering.

With a 'bang', Wei Zhongdao lay on the table unconscious.

"Miss, do you want to bring him to the guest room?"

"No need, I'll come by myself, please clean up here, Aunt Qian. ”

"Yes, Miss. ”

Lu Lingqi sighed and dragged the drunk Wei Zhongdao into her room.

Wei Zhongdao was in a daze, feeling that he had become a fish waiting to be slaughtered on the board, and the scales on his body were constantly scraped, but he felt very comfortable, especially when the knife scraped the fish tail, it was even more comfortable that his fish tail swayed involuntarily, just like a fish jumping over the dragon gate, constantly climbing upward, and finally soaring into the sky, successfully turning into worms, and the entire fish was sublimated and entered the holy fish mode......

When he got up in the morning, Wei Zhongdao found himself lying on Lu Lingqi's bed, and the clothes on his body had been changed.

The door opened, and Lu Lingqi walked in casually, "I'll come out for breakfast when I wake up." ”

"Oh. Wei Zhongdao nodded, "Senior Sister Lingqi, did you give me a bath last night?"

"Ah~ I didn't, it's not me, I, I'm looking for Grandpa Dong, who takes care of the garden, to help you wash it. ”

Lu Lingqi's face turned red.

Wei Zhongdao grabbed his hair, and suddenly thought of something bad, and the whole person shuddered, it was terrible.

Shaking his head and shaking off the idea of scaring himself, Wei Zhongdao followed the shrunken Lu Lingqi out of the room.

"Senior Sister Lingqi, I have a week off, where are you going to take me to play?"

Lu Lingqi replied shyly and didn't dare to look at Wei Zhongdao, "I want to go back to Jingnan to work, and I don't have time to accompany you." ”

"What kind of work do you go to? ”

"Cut, who wants to accompany you. Lu Lingqi glanced at Wei Zhongdao, "Otherwise, you can go back with me, anyway, it is very convenient to come back with the Golden Wood Heroic God." ”

Go back?

Anyway, I miss the three sisters in my family a little, not to mention that Wei Wu Academy lacks his own diligent and serious patrol members, and there will definitely be many more students who violate the school rules, so I have to go back and educate them well.

"Okay, since Senior Sister Lingqi is sincerely invited, then I will reluctantly accompany you back to Jingnan for a few days. ”

Lu Lingqi glanced at Wei Zhongdao, "Heh, it's so embarrassing, you might as well stay and wait for the game to start." ”

"No, don't be embarrassed, Senior Sister Lingqi, this is your favorite poached egg, I'll give it to you. ”

Seeing Wei Zhongdao instantly turn into a licking dog, Lu Lingqi was speechless, what could she do with such a faceless and skinless person.

After eating breakfast, Wei Zhongdao followed Lu Lingqi to drive the Golden Wood Haoshen into the sky and headed towards Jingnan.

It is worthy of the top flying sports car built by Chairman Huang Yueying himself, and the speed can hire a US plane, although it was delayed a little time, it took more than an hour to return from Jingbei to Jingnan.

Wei Zhongdao sighed as he stretched out his hand to Lu Lingqi's jade leg.

Lu Lingqi hammered Wei Zhong and said, "Didn't you touch enough just now?"

"How can I touch enough, I still have to touch it for the rest of my life!" Wei Zhongdao showed a lustful expression, recalling the beautiful things that happened when he stopped on the way, and his mouth watered.

Lu Lingqi saw Wei Zhongdao's obscene expression, and didn't know what he was thinking, so she couldn't help but pinch him with a flushed face, "You get out of the car for me now, I want to report back to the police station." ”

"Senior Sister Lingqi, why don't you take a day off today. ”

"Get out!" Lu Lingqi directly drove Wei Zhongdao out of the car, and left with a whoosh.

The little sheep ran away, Wei Zhongdao could only obediently be a good student, and casually recruited a car and drove to Wei Wu Academy.

At this time, Cai Wenji and the others must be at school, isn't it too boring to go home!

With a "bang", the door of the student union president's office was pushed open, and Wei Zhongdao walked in with a step that his six relatives did not recognize.

"President Diao Chan, I'm back!"

Diao Chan's small mouth opened slightly, and the pen he was biting fell on the table, "Why did you come back?

"I'm dizzy, Miss Diao Chan, what kind of expression are you, haven't you watched the live broadcast? With a super genius like me, how can you be eliminated. Wei Zhongdao glared at Diao Chan dissatisfied.

"Cut!" Diao Chan stretched his waist, and his perfect figure made Wei Zhongdao's eyes straight.

"Look at what? Believe it or not, gouged out your eyes. Diao Chan snorted angrily.

"Ah, I just saw a sow wake up. ”

"You owe a beating, come over to me. Diao Chan suddenly became silky, and the jade hand made an arc gracefully.

Wei Zhongdao only felt a sudden tightening of his spirit, as if there was a line to pull him, but he was cut off by his own spiritual power in an instant.

Diao Chan's eyes showed surprise, and his jade hand held his chin, "Tell me the truth, what is your spiritual power?"

Diao Chan's natural grace, the world's holy dance, every smile, every move, can confuse those whose spiritual power is far lower than her to control her, this is like the legendary succubus, people can't extricate themselves, but Wei Zhongdao broke free so quickly, no matter how you look at it, the spiritual power is not much lower than herself!

"Haha, that's a little lower than you. Wei Zhongdao replied casually, this perfunctory appearance, no matter how you look at it, you can't believe it.

Diao Chan pursed his lips, "If you don't want to say it, forget it, besides, you haven't told me what you're doing when you came back?

"The second game won't start until a week later, and I miss you guys so much, so I'm back!" Wei Zhongdao pretended to be affectionate, causing Diao Chan to make a vomiting motion.

"Okay, don't worry about me, I haven't been clean for a long time, you come back to make trouble, it's better to leave you in Jingbei!"

"President Diao Chan, I am obviously so hard-working, how can you slander me!" Wei Zhongdao pressed his heart, "My heart hurts so much." ”

Well, seeing Diao Chan's unmoved, even contemptuous expression, Wei Zhongdao could only give up the idea of asking for compensation, "By the way, what about my student union armband? I'm going out to patrol the school and contribute to the school's glorious image." ”

Diao Chan glanced at Wei Zhongdao angrily and threw his armband to him.

Wearing the armband, Wei Zhongdao looked serious, "Miss Diao Chan, as your personal secretary, it's really a sin that I can't follow you during this time, so... Would I like to give you a massage? I've improved a lot?"

"You are limited to three seconds to disappear in front of me, or I am afraid that I will not be able to beat you. Diao Chan glared at Wei Zhongdao, his so-called massage, she naturally understood what the situation was.

"Miss Diao Chan, you really don't need ......"

"Get out!"

"Okay, then see you tonight, dear~"

Wei Zhongdao quickly rushed out of the office, dodging the stylus thrown by Diao Chan.

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"Hey, this junior, are you new here, why haven't I seen you?"

"Ah, hello senior, I transferred here these days. A little beauty with a bulging school uniform answered Wei Zhongdao's question with a slightly red face.

"Oh, no wonder I haven't seen you. Wei Zhongdao nodded, as a diligent patrol bee of Wei Wu Academy, he was very familiar with those beautiful flowers.

"Senior sister, look, your clothes are wrinkled, this doesn't look good, I'll help you. As he spoke, Wei Zhongdao reached out and smoothed out the folds of the clothes on her chest.

"No need to thank me, this is what I should do. ”

Hey, I'm thinking about people like this, shouldn't I let President Diao Chan award him the best member award!

The elementary school girl's face was flushed and sluggish on the spot.

"Senior sister, do you want to add the senior's contact number? In the future, when you are free, you can find me to discuss each other's knowledge, study hard together, and make people every day, no, it is up every day. Wei Zhongdao almost slipped out.

"No, no, I've got to go beforehand. ”

Wei Zhongdao looked at the turbulent waves away from him, and couldn't help but sigh secretly: Now the elementary school girl, why don't you know how to please the senior! The senior is the guiding light of your learning!

"The pair of dog men and women in front, I just saw you kissing, don't you know that this is a thing that affects the image of the academy very much? The school is a place for you to study hard, not a place for you to fall in love, now everyone goes back to write me a 10,000-word letter of repentance, promising that you can't fall in love before graduation, you know?"

I don't have a sister kissing myself, you dare to sprinkle dog food in front of me, how can you do it if you don't educate me well!

Looking at the little couple who were fleeing for their lives, Wei Zhongdao cursed viciously.

Just when Wei Zhongdao was teaching and educating people everywhere and guiding the students to strictly abide by their own school rules, the students of Weiwu Academy knew that the man who was covered by the Diao Chan president was back!

After a bit of booze, a bunch of letters of complaint were sent to the student union office.

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"Elder, this is Wei Zhongdao's complaint letter, some people complain about his indecent behavior, and some people complain that he maliciously intimidates..."

"Click", Diao Chan bit the end of the pen, and rubbed his forehead with his jade hand, "He has only been back for a while, and he has caused so much trouble, and when I go home, I will teach him a hard lesson." ”

"What?" Ye Mei was dumbfounded, thinking that she had misheard, "Elder, you live together?"

"Uh, no, you heard me wrong, I mean wait until he comes back and beat him up. ”

Although Diao Chan explained, Ye Mei felt instead...