Chapter 62: I almost forgot
"Hey, that little fat dun in front, stop. ”
Sima Zhao glanced at Wei Zhongdao casually, and lowered his head listlessly without speaking.
"Hey, classmate Sima, are you out of love?" Seeing that Sima Zhao didn't react at all, Wei Zhongdao couldn't help but be curious.
"I've never been in love, why should I fall out of love?"
", if you haven't been in love with you so righteously, you must be very sick. Wei Zhongdao circled around Sima Zhao.
"It's still so fat, it means that it's not hungry, and it's not lovelorn, so it must be beaten by my father!"
Wei Zhongdao was very satisfied with his conjecture, and patted Sima Zhao on the shoulder, "Being beaten by my father is not a big deal, he beats you shows that he still cares about you." ”
"Nonsense. Sima Zhao glanced at Wei Zhongdao boringly.
"So what's going on with you?"
Sima Zhao sighed, "I feel that the world is full of malice towards me, even you, the most wasteful in this world, have taken off, and you can participate in the big competition on behalf of Weiwu Academy, and I am still the same waste, Weiwu Academy is now the only one left with me, it's really unfair." ”
"Ugh. Wei Zhongdao was speechless and patted Sima Zhao on the shoulder, "Brother Sima, don't be discouraged, there are even more miserable things waiting for you in the future, such as not having a girlfriend, being single for a lifetime, or being forced by your father to marry a big fat girl of several hundred pounds." ”
Sima Zhao glared at Wei Zhong viciously, "You, can't you comfort me?"
"What am I doing to comfort you? You're not a beauty. ”
Sima Zhao's teeth itched, and he couldn't wait to punch him, but he knew that he couldn't beat Wei Zhongdao, the bastard.
"When I get help from the charismatic instructor, I will see you hit you one at a time. Sima Zhao stretched out his fat fist, but he weighed the difference in combat power between the two sides, and reluctantly gave up.
"Che, you think the Charismatic Instructor will help you with this humanoid communication device?" Wei Zhongdao looked disdainful, when did he say that he would help you?
"You, you, you, hum, I've taken out all my savings, as long as I get the top three in this like event, I can also take off. ”
"Wait. Wei Zhongdao looked confused, "Classmate Sima, what kind of liking activity are you talking about?" Wei Zhongdao felt, why was it so familiar.
"You won't forget, will you? There are three days left until the first of the next month, and the Divine Grace Instructor said that there will be a call for help on the first of every month. Sima Zhao looked at Wei Zhongdao speechlessly, such an important thing can be forgotten, it is true that he does not seek progress, but why is God so unfair, even such a wasted person in this world has awakened the divine grace.
"Slap", Wei Zhongdao slapped himself,, he really forgot about this matter, if the time for the event was up, it turned out that the divine grace instructor released everyone's pigeons, wouldn't it be going to hit the street.
"Thank you, Mr. Sima. ”
Sima Zhao's face was full of doubts, "What are you thanking me for?"
"Ahaha, nothing, I said it wrong, what I said was wishing you to grab the top three this time. ”
"Alas. Sima Zhao sighed, "How can it be so easy, last time the reputation of the Divine Grace Instructor was not obvious, so everyone just participated in the first event casually, but now it is different, the Divine Grace Instructor has fully proved his strength, this event, there have been many consortiums to release rumors, the top three are bound to win, I have so little money, I may not be able to enter the top ten." ”
Listening to Sima Zhao's complaints, Wei Zhongdao frowned, his original intention of establishing this activity was to help those in need, if it continued to develop like this, it would become a big competition for the consortium to like red envelopes, which was not what he wanted to see.
Although he had a little trouble with Sima Zhao, it was just wishful thinking that he had lost his memory and took the opportunity to contact his sister Wen Ji, not to mention that he had scolded him so many times.
reminded him of the matter of liking the activity, and the opportunity still has to be given.
After thinking about it for a while, Wei Zhongdao found a way.
"Mr. Sima, let me tell you the truth, I know the Divine Charismatic Instructor. ”
"Damn, you lie to people, how can you know a big guy like the Divine Grace Instructor. ”
Wei Zhongdao was full of black lines, should he change his mind.
"What do you think I awakened to the gift of Divine Grace? ”
"Oh. Sima Zhao looked suddenly enlightened, "No wonder, except for a great god like the Divine Grace Instructor, who can let you, a real brain-dead, awaken the Divine Grace!"
"Damn, brain-dead, brain-dead, brain-dead, my brain-dead your sister!" Wei Zhongdao patted Sima Zhao's head every time he said a word.
"I'm sorry, I'm really brain-dead. Sima Zhao hugged his head and wanted to cry without tears.
"Brother Zhongdao, can you introduce the charismatic instructor to me?"
I'll go, don't you know?
Wei Zhongdao secretly despised it, but said in his mouth: "I only met the Divine Grace Instructor on the Internet, and we haven't met in reality, but I know that according to his character, this like activity will definitely change." ”
Sima Zhao grabbed Wei Zhongdao's arm excitedly, "What will change then?"
"Your sister, withdraw your hand, if you don't shrink your hand, I won't say it?"
Sima Zhao was so frightened that he hurriedly withdrew his hand, but his eyes were a little strange, "How do you know that I have a sister?"
"What, you have a sister?" Wei Zhongdao's eyes lit up, "Hehe, classmate Sima Zhao." ”
Sima Zhao shut up instantly, remembering the rumors that Wei Zhongdao was molesting his junior sister all day long, and the whole person was not good.
"You heard me wrong, I don't have a sister. ”
"Huh. Wei Zhongdao gave Sima Zhao a look that everyone understands, in his memory, Sima Yi has two daughters, but now he has become one?
I don't know if it's Princess Nanyang or Princess Gaolu?
Looking at Wei Zhongdao's 'obscene pervert' eyes, Sima Zhao could only ignore his conscience, "I'll introduce her to you next time, right?"
"Hehe, this is the way!" Wei Zhongdao gave Sima Zhao a thumbs up.
Don't worry, if your sister is beautiful, I will take good care of you.
Since they have sold their own sisters, Sima Zhao is not embarrassed, "Then tell me how the Divine Grace Instructor will hold an event this time?"
"Well. Wei Zhongdao scratched his head, "I don't know the specifics, but I'm sure that those who send likes and red envelopes will definitely not be pleased." ”
"Then I may not be able to finish in the top three. Sima Zhao was speechless, there were no consortia that gave out red envelopes, and there were thousands of poor dicks.
"You should know about the writing god who makes my heart no longer ache, right?"
Seeing Wei Zhongdao suddenly mention others, Sima Zhao looked dazed, "Of course, his two 'stories that Cao Pi and Mrs. Ding had to say' and 'The stories that Cao Pi and his good brother Wei Zhongbin had to say' are the must-read divine texts for countless people in the dead of night, but what does this have to do with the charismatic instructor's help-seeking activities?"
, I can't imagine that Sima Zhao's little chubby dun is a sullen, do you like to study Xiao Huangwen after being single for a long time?
Wei Zhongdao looked at Sima Zhao like this, and felt that he should end the days of being alone and sleepless as soon as possible? After all, there are four beauties crowded at home, how bad it is to let them squeeze into a room, I have to rescue them, and I can barely give up half a bed.
Putting aside the idea of helping others in his mind, Wei Zhongdao continued: "You can spend money to find no more heartache to help you write a heart-wrenching, miserable and pitiful article this time, so that the chances of entering the top three are much higher." ”
"yes, I forgot about it. Sima Zhao clapped his fists, "Classmate Wei Zhongdao, if I can get the help of the Divine Grace Instructor this time, I won't beat you in the future." ”
"Hit you Pippi shrimp,. Wei Zhongdao directly kicked Sima Zhao's back buttocks.
"I'll go and find it now, my heart doesn't hurt anymore, Wei Zhongdao, thank you. ”
Seeing Sima Zhao running as if he had suddenly gained the grace of acceleration, Wei Zhongdao rubbed his temples, did he really want to help him?
Forget it, it's a question of whether he can get into the top three anyway.
Thinking of helping others think about how to use divine grace in a few days, and promising his father-in-law Cai Yong a paper every month, Wei Zhongdao was stunned.
I just want to live a plain salted fish life, and I have nothing to tease or be molested by a beautiful woman, why is it so difficult!
Finding that there were so many things to do in the future, Wei Zhongdao didn't even have the mood to continue patrolling and flirting with the senior sister, and returned to the president's office listlessly.
"Miss Diao Chan, your heart hurts so much. ”
"Oh. A hint of cunning flashed in Diao Chan's eyes, "Then I'll help you touch it." ”
Lying down, joy descended from the sky, Wei Zhongdao instantly resurrected, raised his head and chested, "Miss Diao Chan, you are casual." ”
"Ah, it hurts, don't slap your face, woo woo woo ......"
Diao Chan rubbed his wrist, his face was excited, and sure enough, he was beaten up, and everything was smooth.
Wei Zhongdao squatted in the corner, his back was desolate, pitiful, weak and helpless.
"Okay, don't pretend, it's not too early, hurry up and go back to cooking. Diao Chan looked at Wei Zhongdao's pitiful appearance, and pursed his lips, don't think I don't know when I secretly took advantage of myself just now.
"Miss Diao Chan, you are making people work without pay. ”
"Otherwise?" Diao Chan raised his fist, "Is it a lack of beating again?"
"Ahem, Lord Grown, I'll go back and cook for you, warm the bed, and see you later!"
escaped from 'hell', Wei Zhongdao wrote down this in his heart, and when the time came, he would take it back with interest.
villa
Wei Zhongdao, who was cooking in the kitchen, heard the voice of Lu Lingqi coming back from a distance.
"Wei Zhongdao, did you make the spicy drunken crab I like to eat?"
"Of course, Senior Sister Lingqi's favorite, how dare I not do it, do you want to give me a kiss as a reward?" Wei Zhongdao licked his lips, revealing a squinting look.
"Kiss you. Lu Lingqi glared at Wei Zhongdao.
"That's right, the mouth is also part of the head, Sister Lingqi, you can kiss casually!"
"Are you playing less. Lu Lingqi rolled up her sleeves and exposed her slender white jade arms.
"Ah, Senior Sister Lingqi, the dish will be ready soon. ”
Under the temptation of food, Wei Zhongdao escaped for the time being, but he added a stroke to Lu Lingqi's name in his heart, and Senior Sister Lingqi begged for mercy in the future, and she would not let her go!