Chapter 226: Two Brushes (100/2)
It's funny, and it's going on.
Because of a "Tang Yin Poetry Collection" and Mrs. Hua's anger, Tang Bohu had to continue to hide his identity as his Hua'an.
When Tang Bohu's rap of knocking on the bowl and blackening himself sounded, the barrage was already quite dense:
"It's not human!"
"I'm scolding myself!"
"Poof, can you order something from the sun?"
"Look at Mrs. Hua, they are hooked monsters!"
"Can this group of women listen to songs and listen to orgasms?"
"Who knows that Tang Bohu...... No, it's too magical!"
"Xianyu really deserves to be a composer, the tune in this movie, aside from the spoof elements, is really good!"
"Laughing stomach cramps!"
“......”
Knocking on the bowl, knocking on the small bench, knocking on the pillar, Tang Bohu can compose music for everything, which can be regarded as a thorough implementation of his own evaluation:
Poetry and painting are both unique, and he is good at music and rhythm.
In other movies, this setting is really just a setting, but in this movie, everything is extremely convincing!
Tang Bohu's poem.
Tang Bohu's rhythm.
All are undoubtedly of a high level!
The first of the four talents in Jiangnan is well deserved!
Cinema is a series of threads, and superfluous characters do not need to exist.
When the story enters a turning point again, Zhu Zhishan appears.
He pretended to be Tang Bohu, but was caught in Washington, just when King Ning, who was about to rebel, came to trouble Hua Taishi.
Yes.
When Zhu Zhishan pretended to be Tang Bohu, started a dewy relationship with Sister Pomegranate, and drew a picture of a chicken pecking rice in a serious way in front of everyone, no matter how high the laughter is, the laughter will collapse!
This is the famous scene of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance".
can become a famous scene because this is a real classic-
"Phoenix Ox Pie!"
"Really Tiger, come out of the game, hahahahaha. ”
"Brother Zhu Zhishan, go find your pomegranate sister. ”
"Poof, Sister Pomegranate......"
"Who can withstand this!"
"Sister Pomegranate!"
“......”
Deng Chi also began to have stomach aches.
That's right, it's a laugh.
It seems that every second in this movie there is a new joke that makes people laugh.
What the?
Depression?
At least at this moment, Deng Chi completely forgot about this stubble, he covered his stomach, and his tears were about to laugh.
In fact.
The plot of the movie has developed so far, and the famous scenes have been one after another.
At this time.
King Ning sent a staff officer and issued a couplet: "One township and two miles, a total of three masters, who don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, very bold!"
As soon as this couplet came out, not to mention that Hua Taishi was stunned, the audience was also confused!
There is no doubt that this couplet is difficult.
And just under the expectation of the audience, the real Tang Bohu appeared, and he directly connected: "Ten rooms and nine poor people get eight taels and seven dollars, six cents and five millimeters and four cents, and they are half-hearted and obscene!"
"Wrong. ”
The staff officer sneered.
Deng Chi frowned.
Tang Bohu's couplet is interesting, but it is not neat, and the reality is different, but this is a movie, maybe there is no need to be more real......
"Just kidding. ”
Tang Bohu said casually: "Ten temples, nine monks, and eight scrolls, I strictly abide by the seven precepts, six paths, and five laws, but unfortunately there are no four, three, and two disciples, and I am at a loss. ”
Deng Chi's eyes lit up!
This is indeed right!
Okay, isn't it just here?
seems to be to make Tang Bohu's literary talent outstanding and more convincing, and the next couplets, each of which is high-energy ahead-
"In the picture, the dragon doesn't groan, the tiger doesn't roar, the little scholar is ridiculous!"
"The rook has no wheels in the chessboard, the horse has no reins, and the general beware, beware!"
"The warbler, the swallow, the swallow, the emerald red, the red and the red everywhere, are harmonious!"
"Rain, rain, wind, flowers, flowers, leaves, and leaves every year, twilight!!"
"Ten thoughts, thinking about the country, thinking about the society. ”
"Eight eyes to appreciate, enjoy the flowers, enjoy the moon and enjoy the autumn fragrance~"
"You ......"
"Just kidding, thank you, thank God, thank you. ”
It's a gag, but it's easy to talk about......
It's not neat, it's just a joke......
Not to say that it is absolute, at least it can be seen that the gold content of these couplets is extremely high!
It's not just funny!
At the same time, it gives people a feeling of refreshment and relief!
And the style of this movie will never be just three seconds, and after the audience feels refreshed, laughter follows, only to see the staff officer suddenly fall to the ground and spit blood......
"The legendary vomiting of blood three liters?"
"This pair of pairs, there is a kind!"
"I can't match any of these pairs?"
"Write poems in front, play couplets here, please accept my knees!"
"Ma Ma asked me why I was kneeling to watch a movie......"
"This movie is simply a personal show of Envy Fish!"
"After the show of music and poetry, and the show of poetry and couplets, I can only say that I envy the fish and the cow and criticize ......"
"I cried by the show!"
"Envy fish will write more poems in the future!"
"I'm sorry I don't have a connotation, I just smiled. ”
"Me too, laughing out loud!"
"What's that, I can laugh at a pig's cry!"
“......”
From funny, to surprised, to shocking, the barrage is already dense at the moment, I'm afraid even the audience who usually doesn't like to interact has been blown up by this famous scene!
No audience can remain calm......
It's not that this movie killed all audiences, but because the audience who didn't like this movie slipped away at the moment, and the audience who saw it here was really attracted by this movie!
That's when it happened.
A barrage floated out of the corner that made many people's hearts tremble: "I'll tell you a ghost story and look at the progress bar." ”
“......”
Deng Chi happened to see this barrage, and then he felt that his depression was about to begin:
"The progress bar holds on!"
This movie ...... It's going to be over!
Other viewers other than Deng Chi also noticed that the progress bar couldn't stand it, and for a while, the barrage that encouraged the progress gentleman to hold on was endless......
See Hunting Heart!
This movie is high-energy throughout the whole process, and when encountering such a movie, many viewers are reluctant to end this movie.
But there is no feast that lasts forever.
With King Ning retreating, Tang Bohu had a wonderful fight with the deadly scholar, and he finally got the beauty.
Of course.
In this process, the jokes did not weaken at the end of the movie, and many interesting stalks kept appearing.
For example, what is "return me drifting boxing"......
For example, after the battle between Mrs. Hua and the deadly scholar, they actually exchanged clothes......
For example, Tang Bohu completed a picture of "Spring Trees and Autumn Frost" in a short time, and said nonsense that the southerly weather was a bit humid......
Another example is when ordering autumn incense, Tang Bohu recited a poem, but Sister Pomegranate was in a hurry to urinate and couldn't help but take a step forward......
The appearance of these jokes almost made Deng Chi forget about the progress bar.
Therefore, when the movie ended in the clip of Qiu Xiang pulling Tang Bohu to play pai gow, Deng Chi suddenly felt a sense of loss.
It's over?
It's over?
At this time, it is necessary to give full play to the superiority of the Internet University.
Deng Chi did not hesitate to reopen the movie.
The on-demand feature of the network university is that it costs five yuan to watch it once, and you want to watch it again?
That's going to keep costing money.
It's the same as a theatrical movie.
You spend money once to watch a movie, and you won't be free the second time just because you see it once.
But Deng Chi definitely doesn't care about this money, the first time this movie is to watch it, and the second time you can taste it again......
Replay!
As a result, Deng Chi saw that many barrages at the beginning of the movie were the same as himself, floating over in rows:
"Two brushes. ”
"Same as two brushes. ”
"Go back and look at it again. ”
"Hahahaha, two brushes, two brushes, this movie is not worth laughing at death!"
"Brute, just come out of the movie for the second time?"
"It's so pretty, I can't help but look at it again. ”
"I was in a bad mood, but after watching this movie, all my worries are gone. ”
“......”
At this time, the new audience, seeing so many "second brush" barrages, wondered if they had gone to the wrong set.
The new movie, where did you get so many second-brush barrages?
At?
Please, trolls?
Can you take me with you?