Chapter 225: No Flowers, No Wine, No Hoe
The promotional slogan is exaggerated, and the cover also makes a beautiful girl with long legs to lure the wolf, "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" is very in line with Deng Chi's perception of bad movies, so Deng Chi originally didn't plan to watch it.
But the movie was opened, but Deng Chi didn't quit immediately.
There's an old saying?
It's all here......
The cannon he made an appointment with tears will be finished......
If you click on the movie yourself, you shouldn't be blind when you watch it twice?
And when Deng Chi was thinking about it, the plot had already begun.
The protagonist of this movie is called Tang Bohu, who is unique in poetry and painting, has a lot of money, and is also the first of the four talents in Jiangnan.
Deng Chi knew that the city of Suzhou in Qinzhou was called Suzhou in ancient times, and the south of Qinzhou was called Jiangnan.
That's not the point, though.
The focus is on the beginning of this movie.
I saw Tang Bohu take out a brush in a very stylish manner......
Deng Chi thought that this protagonist was going to start creating, writing and drawing a picture or something, but it turned out that this product was roasting chicken wings?
It turns out that the brush is not dipped in ink, but soy sauce?
What kind of brain circuit is this screenwriter?
It's kind of funny.
Immediately afterwards, Zhu Zhishan appeared.
The movie simply and rudely uses dialogue to introduce the identity of Zhu Zhishan, one of the four great talents in Jiangnan, and a good friend of Tang Bohu.
Again, that's not the point.
The point is that this Zhu Zhishan does not have the appearance of a genius, and it is even more unreliable than Tang Bohu roasting chicken wings with a brush.
He turned out to be a bad gambler, often losing all his losses, and then asked Tang Bohu to paint and sell his paintings for money......
Although the dialogue is simple and crude, there are a lot of small stalks interspersed.
Next, Tang Bohu finally wanted to paint.
However, what stunned Deng Chi was that Tang Bohu's painting turned out to be Zhu Zhishan's body......
Bang bang bang.
Knock knock.
After such an operation, Tang Bohu really painted a beautiful ink painting!
Is it an exaggeration?
Very exaggerated!
Is it?
Very!
The screenwriter is simply brainstorming.
But for some reason, Deng Chi felt that it was more interesting, although he didn't laugh-
Deng Chi, as a person with a high laughing point, can give an "interesting" evaluation of a movie, which is already a very high standard.
This time, Deng Chi was in no hurry to withdraw.
This film, which managed to arouse his interest.
Meanwhile.
Deng Chi saw that above the movie, a series of barrages appeared, compared to people like Deng Chi who had extremely high laughs, these barrages were too joyful:
"it!"
"I'm laughing to death!"
"Hahahaha......ha
"Are you eagles or worms in the eagle's mouth?"
"I don't have a tick anyway. ”
“......”
Deng Chi did not shield the barrage.
Although he laughs high, he will be in a good mood when he sees these sand sculpture netizens in the barrage happy.
Probably because happiness is contagious?
The plot continues.
It turned out that this Tang Bohu actually had eight wives.
It's just that the painting style of these eight wives is not quite right.
They were addicted to Pai Gow, made the birds drawn by Tang Bohu into chickens, and used Tang Bohu's poetry collection to pad the table......
Tang Bohu forced a smile.
His wife couldn't understand: "You are now young and promising, with a successful career, a lot of money, and a group of wives and concubines, you should be the happiest person in the world, why do you stretch your face all day long?"
Seeing this, Deng Chi suddenly felt as if he had been hit.
Tang Bohu, it's like himself!
There are often people who don't understand Deng Chi, saying that Deng Chi is handsome and rich, and his girlfriends are more beautiful than the other, why do he still suffer from depression......
At this moment, Deng Chi felt that he understood Tang Bohu very well.
It's a pity that this sad mood didn't spread, and it was diluted by the next scene, and Tang Bohu's eight wives ...... together
Hanged?
Tang Bohu exclaimed: "Eight people hanged together, how spectacular!"
For the first time, Deng Chi had the urge to laugh.
Your eight wives hanged themselves, do you just think it's spectacular?
He was once again shown by the brain circuits of the protagonist, to be precise, by the brain circuits of the screenwriter......
In this movie, the style of painting always inadvertently deviates.
Every time the style of painting deviates, it will produce a strong sense of interest.
Deng Chi has watched so many comedies, "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" is the most unreasonable!
What's even more unreasonable is that King Ning sent someone to invite Tang Bohu to be a staff officer, but Tang Bohu was happily eating chicken wings when he was pretending to be sick.
In the face of doubts, Tang Bohu sang unhurriedly: "Because ...... I like to eat braised chicken wings......"
The other party sang along: "But your mother said that you are about to ascend to heaven......"
The old lady continued to sing: "If you are about to ascend to heaven, you should eat hard, if you don't eat now, you won't have a chance to eat in the future......"
Ha?
What the heck?
The corners of Deng Chi's mouth twitched, feeling that he was completely shown.
Can you still play like this?
You're still singing?
What about the rebellion, can you be serious?
What's even weirder is ......
Is it quite rhythmic to sing?
Deng Chi felt that he couldn't hold it anymore.
And when the doctor took Tang Bohu's pulse, but Tang Bohu played the pulse into music, the corners of Deng Chi's mouth twitched even more.
The barrage has already blossomed at this time:
"Oh my God, is it so fun?"
"I'm laughing silly!"
"I believe this is a movie of Envy Fish, the tunes in it are so fierce!"
"Ask for the origin of the original song!"
"What kind of fairy movie is this?"
"The screenwriter is definitely not a Blue Star person, only aliens have this kind of brain circuit!"
“......”
This movie is not rigorous at all, and the logic does not stand up to scrutiny, but the strange thing is that no one thinks it is inappropriate, but only finds it fun.
Spoof!
Ghost animals!
This style of painting runs through the rest of the plot.
The four talented people traveled, and they didn't take off their clothes without saying a word......
There is also a retrospective look like a flower, and a classic reverse string of nose picking......
The barrage ushered in a wave of peaks, and in terms of quantity, it seems that there are more waves than waves, and the laughter is also stronger than waves.
The plot goes to the main line.
Tang Bohu approached Qiuxiang in order to sneak into Washington, and compared with passers-by.
Tang Bohu found someone to pretend to be dead and sold himself to bury his father.
Passers-by actually pushed a family of seven dead people over, and the other party's dog died in a whimper......
"Poof!"
Deng Chi couldn't help but laugh.
And when Tang Bohu pinched the cockroach, shouted Xiaoqiang, and howled, Deng Chi's laughter couldn't be stopped.
In the end, in order to compare the misery, passers-by actually knocked themselves to death with a stick, and Deng Chi was already laughing until his stomach hurt!
At this moment, he is no different from the sand sculpture netizens of the barrage......
"God is so strong!"
"The dog is dead, hahaha, no, no, laugh at me!"
"Is it better than a miserable meeting?"
"This thing actually knocked itself to death......"
"It's too hard, it's too hard!"
"Friendly reminder, don't eat or drink water while watching this movie!
"Why, didn't you say it earlier! Labor and management were just drinking water, and now they can't choke!"
"I can't do it, I can't do it anymore, I laugh!"
“......”
It took a long time for Deng Chi to stop laughing.
For people who have never watched nonsensical movies, once the brainwaves are right, the effect of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" is terrifying!
Deng Chi almost forgot the last time he had a good laugh.
Of course, not all barrages are boasting.
There are also some barrages saying:
"What's that?"
"It's a mess. ”
"I don't understand it at all. ”
"This movie has no connotation at all. ”
“......”
These barrages are automatically filtered out.
Bar spirits are everywhere.
Looking for connotation in comedy, did buddy go to the wrong set?
And you've been watching it for so long, haven't you understood the style of this movie?
Anyway, the vast majority of people, seeing this, are laughing so much.
And in the laughter of countless audiences, Tang Bohu entered Washington.
At this time, the plot has been connected.
Mrs. Hua has a grudge against the Tang family, so she hates Tang Bohu very much......
And Qiu Xiang, who Tang Bohu was thinking about, actually had a crush on the talented Tang Bohu, and also recited Tang Bohu's poems:
"Peach blossom nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, peach blossom fairy under peach blossom nunnery. The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms for wine money. ”
Seeing this, Deng Chi's laughter suddenly narrowed slightly, and his expression flashed a trace of strangeness-
This poem, was it written by the screenwriter?
No matter how spoofed the previous plot is, and how amazing the screenwriter's brain circuitry is, it is impossible to ignore the level of this verse.
Anyone with a little literary literacy can hear the artistic conception of this poem!
This screenwriter, there are, something!
There are not a few people who have similar feelings to Deng Chi, and the barrage was also obviously shocked:
"This poem is of a very high standard!"
"I checked it, it was the original screenwriter. ”
"You're fast, how many years have you been single?"
"The screenwriter is an envy...... I'm so convinced, the envy of the fish is too terrifying, this poem is amazing!"
"No wonder the lyrics of Envy Fish are so well written!"
"How do I feel, Xianyu is a bit of Tang Bohu?"
"Don't say it, it's really ...... His lyrics and music are everyone's style...... But the script he wrote was very and very spoofed, and it was a bit like Tang Bohu's game......"
“......”
The audience was more or less shocked.
But this is not the end, because Tang Bohu himself actually took a few sentences, which seemed to be the same poem as Qiu Xiang's:
"The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it. I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and there are no flowers and no wine hoeing fields. ”
Wow!
Exploded!
If everyone was just surprised and surprised when they heard the few lines of poetry recited by Qiu Xiang, then when these lines of poetry came out, many of the audience's mood was already stunned and shocked!
"Again?"
"This is a poetry bunker!"
"The screenwriter is a real fairy!"
"It's the same song as Qiu Xiang's recitation, right?"
"I said earlier that this movie has no connotation, stop for Lao Tzu! These few lines of poetry are not enough to connotate your face!"
"I thought it was a funny movie...... Now I know how talented the screenwriter is!"
"The stone hammer! Tang Bohu is the envy of the fish, and the envy of the fish is Tang Bohu!"
“......”
At this time, Deng Chi's eyes were already staring like an egg!
He couldn't help but breathe a little faster......
The world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it?
At the beginning, Tang Bohu's experience only made Deng Chi feel a little empathy, but these poems were like a sharp knife directly piercing Deng Chi's heart!
He felt that all his moods were vividly written by this poem!
Funny?
If you really be a screenwriter, you can only be funny, that's really funny!
This screenwriter is hiding too deeply!
His literary attainments, his level of poetry, directly raised this movie to a higher level!
"Envy fish?"
There are many barrages, all saying that the screenwriter is an envy.
Originally, Deng Chi didn't pay much attention to it, but he felt a little familiar, but at this moment he suddenly remembered......
Xianyu seems to be a composer?
The screenwriter of this movie is Xianyu?
This person is too good!
At this moment, Deng Chi's heart actually rose up with a trace of admiration for the fish, and he hoeed the fields without flowers and wine, what kind of realm is this......
Don't say that Qiu Xiang worships Tang Bohu!
Deng Chi felt that he was about to become Tang Bohu's brainless fan!
And at this time......
The movie isn't over yet!