Chapter 279: One Thousand Enemies Wounded, Eight Hundred Losses Inflicted on Yourself

Heavenly Court has the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

The Jade Emperor blew his beard angrily and stared at Bai Wuchang, who was hanging and angry, standing or not standing, sitting or sitting, and not up and down all over his body, a little bit of a civil servant in the prefecture, and he really wanted to go down to give those two bastards a punch and two feet, and then hang them up and hammer them for three days and three nights.

It seems that he has been letting the development of the underworld for too long, and they think that the emperor of the sky is far away, so he really can't control them!

Rectification! The prefectural government must vigorously rectify it! The black sheep are all reduced to digging up dung! Let them also feel the suffering of the people!

There is a mountain of papers in the Netherworld.

A strong, black-faced bearded man sweating profusely and his hands flying quickly was struggling to correct the papers.

Suddenly, there was a bearded whim, some nostrils itched and unbearable, some sneezed like ten thousand fireworks, and some of them kept beating their heads, just like chickens pecking rice, and they also clicked up and down more than 9,000 times.

Not enough 10,000 rings is because of the law of conservation of energy, after all, the distance between the underworld and the heavenly court is still quite far, there is the Jade Emperor's broken thoughts, sneezing, in the transmission process, it will definitely cause a certain amount of loss, although this is the Xianxia world, but the name of the Physical Emperor is not given in vain.

The camera shifts to the West Lake in Hangzhou.

"Knock knock~!!"

Under the unremitting efforts of the old demon of Montenegro, there was a face distorted and not human-like, but the void fairy who had long been hoarse and swollen in his throat and couldn't scream finally ushered in the big feet of the old demon of Montenegro in his frightened eyes, and once again ended his young life by the old demon of Montenegro

There are many deaths of the void immortal, and he is not afraid of death, but he is afraid that he can still be pulled up after death, and he is afraid of being beaten by chickens and eggs after being pulled up.

"Hurry up, hurry, that big brother is done, let's hook the soul and leave!"

Bai Wuchang, who had been staring at the old demon of Montenegro, was unlucky at the feet of the old demon of Montenegro, and finally died, and hurriedly patted the black impermanence that was idle and had nothing to do, and there was a black impermanence that hooked the soul of ants to play, and then trotted all the way to the old demon of Montenegro.

In the past five or six hundred years, there have been no more Bai impermanences except when they first took over the work of Bai Impermanence, and they have treated their work so positively as they do now.

While running with white impermanence, I ...... from the crotch of my pants The soul hooking chain was pulled out of the waistband of the trousers, and the unlucky bastard who was about to leave the body was about to be thrown at it.

However, after all, he was still a step late, and he had long been familiar with the process of pulling the Void Immortal, and the old demon of the Black Mountain who was no longer familiar with it had already waved his hand and shot a drop of ginseng centipede wine into the mouth of the burp Void Immortal.

Bai Wuchang's excited steps became slower and slower, the smile on his face became more and more stiff, and he could only watch as the unlucky bastard's soul on the ground that was about to crawl out was forcibly pulled back by a bunch of ginseng, yellow essence, licorice, centipede and other phantoms.

That's right, there is this word "crawl", there is no impermanence, there is a mistake, there is this unlucky guy who just died, and his soul can't wait to climb out by himself, and then he was forcibly pulled back along the way, still struggling and wailing, with his hands clasped to the ground, and he is dead and unwilling to return to his body.

And Bai Wuchang, if he didn't, if he was wrong, he had the soul of the unlucky guy in the process of struggling, and he stretched out his hand to greet him, and if he didn't, if he guessed wrong, the unlucky guy seemed to want him to link him with a soul hook lock.

For the unlucky guy's request, there is no Bai impermanence, and he doesn't dare to accept it, and he hasn't served as Bai Wuchang for hundreds of years, and the glorious sacrifice depends on his cautious character, and he has always been respectful of this kind of guy who can't see through or understand.

"What did you just say?"

All this seems to have passed for a long time, but in fact, there is a moment, and the old demon of Montenegro saw that the Void Immortal began to recover, and his mind turned his head to look at Bai Impermanence on the side.

"It's okay, I'm just out running, exercising, exercising, and exercising, with you to continue, don't worry about me. ”

For Bai Wuchang's far-fetched explanation, the old demon of Montenegro did not say it, saying that he believed it or not, looking at Bai Wuchang with a stick-like murder weapon in one handβ€”β€”β€” a mourning stick, and the other hand holding a metal chain that was not only black but also exuding black gas, the old demon of Montenegro frowned, and pink true qi gradually overflowed.

"What are you trying to do? You want to sneak up on me?"

"Big brother, look at what you said, I told you everything, I came out to exercise, and with you, why did you wronged a good person. ”

Bai Wuchang looked aggrieved and had small eyes, but he kept secretly staring at the pink true qi of the old demon of Montenegro, and he was careful, and his liver was plopping and jumping.

"Then what's the matter with the mourning stick and the soul hook chain in your hand? Don't think I can't recognize that this is the guy who eats in the underworld...... Hmph, I just know each other anyway. ”

I remembered the sad past at the beginning, I was in the mood of the old demon of Montenegro, and I looked at the culprit who caused my thoughts to flyβ€”β€”β€” Bai Wuchang had more and more bad eyes, and he missed the soul of the crunch.

Facing the old demon of Montenegro is like ...... It seems that the eyes of looking at the food are white and impermanent, and the legs under the white robe are trembling slightly, and there is anxiety in the heart, and there is a desire to pee.

But he knows that there are more dangerous times like this, and if he wants to survive, he must be calm, flustered, and will only accelerate the pace of his maturity, and there is still that kind of two-sided scorched maturity.

"Brother, there is a misunderstanding, you really misunderstood, there is me, this is carrying out weight training, exercising my stamina, and in order to catch the escaped ghosts in the future, it is more handy. ”

Bai Wuchang looked sincere, even if the old demon of Black Mountain on the other side was full of doubts about him, but he was still unmoved, and he faced it calmly, and he was a rare person...... There are ghosts, and there are ghosts, and there are ghosts, and there are ghosts, and there are real ghosts.

The old demon of Montenegro's eyes were half-open and half-closed, his eyes were deep, and he stared at Bai Wuchang for a long time, and then waved his hand with disgust.

", let me see you come to me again, and I'll let you be with him, and let you feel how he feels. ”

The old demon of Montenegro pointed to the Void Immortal who had been pulled up again by himself under his feet, kicked out the little Void Immortal who directly kicked off the Void Immortal, and then glanced at Bai Wuchang's crotch without changing his kindness, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a trace of evil smile.

Such a ferocious scene frightened Bai Wuchang, his face was pale, almost transparent, and he almost lost his soul on the spot.

"Sorry to bother you! I'll leave right away!"

Bai Wuchang bowed respectfully to the old demon of the Black Mountain, and then did not hesitate, some turned around and left, some walked faster and faster, and almost took off on the spot.

"Humph!"

The old demon of Montenegro looked at the back of Bai Wuchang leaving, snorted coldly with disdain, and then turned his head to look at the void immortal on the ground again, the more he looked at it, the more he looked at it, the more uncomfortable he became, the more he looked at it, the more uncomfortable it became, it was this scumbag who didn't know which world he bullied Xiao Qian, and God didn't open his eyes!

"Knock knock~!"

The drum-like kick sounded again, and the happy smile on the face of the old demon of Montenegro gradually distorted, and there was a tendency to develop towards metamorphosis......

"Black impermanence, why didn't you come with me just now, I called you this time, but didn't you look at you, don't you want to blame me again. ”

As soon as he ran back to the corner and the shade, he didn't have time to catch his breath twice, and Bai Wuchang couldn't wait to issue a series of questions to Hei Wuperman, who was still playing with ants.

However, this time, Bai Wuchang also learned to be smart, and if he came up, he would first clean up his relationship. He firmly believes that there is absolutely no black impermanence this time, and what can be said to shirk responsibility is that he Bai impermanence said that Hades can't stop it!

Black Impermanence: (β†’_β†’)

"What kind of expression do you have? Are you looking down on me? You guy who plays with ants actually looks down on me?!"

Bai Wuchang felt that he had been greatly insulted, and some black impermanence's contemptuous eyes were like a sharp sword, stabbing his heart fiercely, and his heart was smashed.

"What can you do if you look down on you? Do you still want to compare with me? Can you beat me?"

Black impermanence is abnormal, there is no old simple appearance, there is calm, there is a glance, the face is unexpected, some ruddy white impermanence, and then continue to play with the poor ants on the ground, there is disdain.

"You! you...... You're just going too far!"

Bai Wuchang stretched out his hand and pointed at Hei Wuchang tremblingly, and took out his big treasure and fought three hundred rounds with Hei Impermanence.

But after a glance at the black impermanence, you can accurately hook out the soul of the ant with a wave of your hand, and then you can stuff it back again between shaking your hand, and there is an ant with a soul returning to the body, and an ant with a burp fart, a carp bounces up directly, and there is a rice grain carried by dozens of compatriots to rush away, and there is this exquisite operation technique, which makes him sigh with admiration.

Bai Wuchang had to admit that he really couldn't beat Black Impermanence with his skill as an artistic soul-control method.

Intrigue and calculation, a lifetime of intrigues, and in the end, it will become nothing, and even a fool can't beat him, has he lived on a dog for hundreds of years?!

Bai Impermanence: (?? benefits?)

"What age are you now, you don't really think I'm a fool, do you? No, no, no?"

"You...... What are you...... What do you mean. ”

Bai Wuchang can't care about continuing to be decadent, and there is an unspoken meaning of listening to black impermanence, as if it is ...... It's as if he was not only crushed by black impermanence in terms of force, but also ruthlessly crushed in terms of his most confident intelligence.

No, I don't accept that!

Bai Wuchang was in a trance, and he couldn't believe that this world would be so cruel to him.

"What do you mean? Literally, I've always pretended to be a fool, and I've been pretending to be for five hundred years. ”

"Boom~~!!"

There was an explosion in the blue sky, and a thunderbolt almost scattered Bai Wuper's soul.

"I'm going home, I'm going to ask the judge to be separated from you, and I'm not going to be teammates with such a scheming guy. ”

"Woo woo~!!! I want to go home!"

The spirit and body were crushed by black impermanence, and the impermanence mentality of white and impermanence finally collapsed, and there were hundreds of years old ghosts, and some were still crying like children.

"The task has not been completed, what are you going to do, there is a task given to us by the boss of Hades, and the task is not completed, so you go back to find death. ”

Black Impermanence revealed his IQ, his words were sharp, he looked at Bai Impermanence who was crying and crying, looking like he was looking for death and looking for life, and he was not comforted, and he mocked the boss of Hades, who had moved out and was working hard, and ended the bad scene in front of him in an instant.

"But...... But the boss of Hades asked us to check if the forty-four Xu Immortals who suddenly appeared in the book of life and death have returned, why is one of them dead, alive and dead, and we ......"

Bai Wuchang secretly turned his head to look at the blind date activity of a male guest named "Xu Xian" who was going on on the high platform, and then looked at the miserable unlucky babe at the feet of the old demon of Montenegro, and couldn't help but show sadness.

"Look at what! Weep with a bitter face! If you want to die, I will fulfill you!"

Bai Wuchang was like a crying white face, being caught by the old demon of the Black Mountain, and there was a loud shout in an instant, which frightened Bai Wuchang's soul, and some hurriedly stood upright, turned his head back again, and didn't dare to take another look.

"The forty-four blind dates on the stage should be the target of our trip, there is the unlucky guy who is dead and alive at the feet of the murderer, alive and dead, I am afraid that it is the Xu Xian who keeps dying and living in the book of life and death, and the goal is here. ”

"But......" A trace of despair flashed on Bai Wuchang's face: "However, how can this murderer complete the task given to us by the Boss of Hades." ”

"Your worries are unnecessary. ”

The old demon of Montenegro that Bai Wuchang was most worried about was black impermanence, but he didn't care about his chest at all, and Cheng Zhuyou didn't seem to take the old demon of Montenegro in his eyes.

"What? You, what's the best way?"

Bai Wuchang looked incredulous, he admitted that Hei Wuchang could deceive him for so long, and he was indeed stronger than him in terms of IQ, but he would never admit that it would be so much stronger.

It's obviously a dead-end problem in a desperate situation, and no matter how much you think about it, you can't make a way out of the wall made of fairy gold.

Hei Wuchang's questioning of Bai Wuchang didn't, and he retorted that he just glanced at Bai Wuchang lightly, and then stopped looking at him, and continued to look at the blind date show with a very unique style on the high platform, because Hei Wuchang knew that this gaze made him more uncomfortable than refuting Bai Wuchang.

Sure enough, as Hei Wuchang thought, there was Hei Wuchang's contemptuous eyes, which deeply stabbed Bai Wuchang's fragile self-esteem.

"Tell me, tell me, if you can't tell me, I'm ...... today. I go to your door every day and cry......!

Bai Wuchang's face, so a little bit of redness is caused by shyness: "I also said...... Say that you occupy the ghost body and don't admit it, and when you lift your pants, you turn your face and don't recognize the ghost, you are a complete negative man, and I will make you unable to raise your head in the entire underworld. ”

"Hiss~!!"

Black impermanence, Zhen Hao and his party, the immortals of the heavenly court, and the Lingshan Buddha couldn't help but gasp two hundred catties of cold air, and they only felt that this ghost was unscrupulous in order to achieve his goal, and he injured the enemy by a thousand, and he damaged himself by eight hundred, and it was really terrifying!

The Jade Emperor suddenly felt that he had decided to rectify the underworld, and he decided to take a look at it again if he could cultivate such people after all, the underworld was also something.

"Well, you've won. ”

Black impermanence faces up to white impermanence, this is the first time he has seen white impermanence with his eyes, and now he feels that this unscrupulous white impermanence is qualified to enter his eyes.

"Nowadays, if you want to complete the task, there are only two strategies. ”

"Two!"

Bai Wuchang couldn't help but exclaim, and then quickly lowered his voice: "Which two?"

"This first one has a very simple one, and that is waiting!"

"Wait, what's the wait?"

"Do you see the jar of wine at the murderer's feet?"

Hei Wuchang secretly pointed to the wine jar with twenty catties of ginseng centipede wine at the feet of the old demon of Black Mountain, and there was a mysterious face.

"What can I do if I see this?"

Looking at Bai Impermanence, I still don't understand what I mean, there is black Impermanence, and I hate iron and steel.

"I just calculated, there is immortal wine in this jar, about 10,000 times to resurrect this unlucky Xu Xian, and this murderer killed this unlucky Xu Xian once, the time of Xu Xian is about one-sixtieth of an hour, there is that hour can kill him sixty times, there are 10,000 times, only need to ......"

Hei Wuchang lowered his head and counted his fingers for a long time, and then he looked up in surprise: "We only need to wait for 166 hours, that is, about fourteen days, we may complete the task left for us by the boss of Hades." ”

White Impermanence: (β†’_β†’)

Zhen Hao: (β†’_β†’)

Other peeps: (β†’_β†’)

"What does it mean to have your eyes? Why do I feel a little familiar? Isn't my plan good?"

"Is it good?"

Bai Wuchang didn't answer the rhetorical question, some hit the heart, some let Hei Wuchang consider whether it was good or bad, and he himself didn't make any comments.

"I think it's good, yes, it only takes fourteen days to complete a task that you can't complete with your life, isn't that a blood gain?"

"It sounds like this is true, but if the Boss of Hades can wait, yes, or you can guarantee that after we go back in fourteen days, the Boss of Hades will not put the two of us in the oil pot, and I will wait with you in this area. ”

Bai Wuchang thought about it and added: "Gouging out eyes, cutting tongues, sword mountains, and sea of fire...... Wait, no, we have to be safe and painless. ”

Hei Wuchang silently stared at Bai Wuchang with inexplicable eyes, and after a long time, he nodded with satisfaction: "You grow up very fast, you are really fast, and I can't deceive you in just a while." ”

"Now I'm going to tell you the truth, there is actually only one way from beginning to end. This "waiting" method is a pit I dug for you, but I didn't expect you to see through my pit at a glance, and I have to sigh again, you are growing up really fast. ”

Zhen Hao: I don't think it's that he grows up fast, but that your IQ has been lowered by him too much, too much, and he has lowered your IQ to the same level as him, and then used his rich experience to beat you.

"It's okay, there are average, and it's not very powerful. ”

Bai Wuchang stood with his hands in his hands, and the expression on his face seemed to be a little strange because he was desperately suppressing his urge to laugh proudly, some he didn't care about the "pit" of black impermanence at all, and he only heard Black Impermanence praise him.

"Not arrogant, not impatient, not happy with things, knowing how to be humble, I like you more and more. The praise in Hei Wuchang's eyes was even more faint and shining.

Kikube suddenly tightened up with white impermanence, holding his hands on his chest, vigilant and guarding against black impermanence: "I just said that the threat to you just now was playing, you don't want to treat me because of this, there is no idea of what is wrong, although I can't beat you, but I will not give in to you easily." ”

Black Impermanence has a cold cold, but he still couldn't help asking: "I won't give in easily, yes, yes, maybe give in?"