In room 201 of the men's dormitory, Li Yanbin told Chi Xiaobing that he was also preparing to run for the secretary of the Youth League branch, and said: "This dog's day, he also wants to run against Gu Ping, we won't vote for him, let's see where his face is put when the time comes!"

The roommate said: "Yes, knowing that Gu Ping is going to run for the secretary of the Youth League branch, if you go to grab him again, you won't be on the road! If he wants to be a class cadre, he can compete for other positions! ”

Li Yanbin said: "Do you know where he is now?"

"Women's dormitory?"

Gu Ping told him that if you want to run for the secretary of the Youth League branch, you need the support of the girls. Asked him to buy some fruit to give to the girls, and he went in a hurry, not wanting to think about the women's dormitory he entered?"

"Haha, Gu Ping is digging a pit for him. ”

After about ten minutes, Chi Xiaobing came to Room 201 with a box of bananas. Putting down the box, he wiped his sweat and said, "Li Yanbin, come and eat bananas." ”

Li Yanbin came over to take a look and pretended to be surprised: "Chi Xiaobing, didn't Gu Ping ask you to send girls? Why did you buy us so many bananas?"

Chi Xiaobing spread his hands and said, "Don't mention it, the fat aunt in the women's dormitory is so bad that pus is flowing under her feet! ”

Li Yanbin said with a smile: "It's no problem to give us food, but, in the front, the vote will not be voted for you." ”

Chi Xiaobing was not happy, so he picked up the box and left.

Panting, he came to room 203, moved the box into the dormitory, and said, "Gu Ping, give you some bananas." ”

Gu Ping walked over and looked at it, and asked in surprise, "You just went to buy it?"

"yes!"

"You can't go to the women's dormitory to buy bananas at this time, you're too anxious, you should buy it during the day tomorrow." ”

"Well, I'm in a hurry. ”

Gu Ping picked up a banana, ate it, and said, "Don't worry, my vote will definitely be for you." ”

took another banana and threw it to Liang Huiqi and said, "Taste it." ”

Liang Huiqi frowned after taking a bite, and said, "Chi Xiaobing, where did you buy it?" The taste is very ordinary, a little astringent, not sweet, and Brother Gu's banana can't be compared." ”

Gu Ping smiled: "My bananas are imported, and the taste is naturally different. "The fruits that Gu Ping got back from the hospital are all high-grade fruits.

Liang Huiqi shook her head and said, "Don't eat it, Chi Xiaobing, I suggest you return it to the commissary." The taste is too bad. ”

Speaking of the commissary boss, Chi Xiaobing's face darkened, and he said: "The commissary boss is black, sell me three yuan and a catty, and return it to him and only give me three cents and a catty, isn't this a robbery? I'd rather rot than return it to him." ”

Seeing that the boys in dormitory 203 didn't eat it, he had to pick up the bananas and leave.

Gu Ping shouted to him and kindly suggested: "These bananas are too ripe, tomorrow's military parade will be hot, and they will definitely be sunburned on the playground." I suggest you go buy some drinks or mineral water. At the end of the parade, give it to the girls to drink, and they will definitely read your good. ”

Chi Xiaobing was stunned for a moment and said, "Gu Ping, your method is good!"

Gu Ping kindly reminded again: "The owner of the commissary is too dark, you go to the small supermarket outside the school gate tomorrow morning to buy water, it's affordable!"

"Got it! I won't be able to buy anything at the commissary. ”

He moved the bananas back to his dorm room and gave them to his roommates. But there are too many to eat. Chi Xiaobing is distressed! A month's food and living expenses! Ruthless, desperately stuffing it into his mouth, thinking that he can't waste it!

Can't be wasted!

The next morning, I didn't eat breakfast and ate bananas violently.

I went to the supermarket outside the school gate and bought two boxes of water, carried them on my shoulders, went to the playground, and found a place behind the rostrum to put them away, for fear of being found by others to drink them up, and found some cardboard boxes to cover them.

After thinking about it, I still felt unsafe, so I took a pen, drew an eye on the cardboard box, and wrote three exclamation marks "The water is polluted, please do not drink !!".

Only then did I relax and go back to the dormitory to change my clothes.

This day is the last day of military training, a military parade.

A day to test the results of military training.

Leaders of the troops, some leaders of the University of Finance, and some leaders of various faculties participated in the review.

The inspectors found that the water under the rostrum had the words "Do not drink if it is contaminated", and hurriedly called the handyman to remove it and dump it. The three handymen were quick with their hands and feet, immediately opened the bottle and poured out the water, and then flattened the bottle and put it away.

Say you can sell it for money!

Yang Zi, the counselor of the 2003 class of the School of Management, also came to the playground early, waited for the students to arrive, and gathered the students of the 03 class together, emphasizing that the school leaders and the school leaders all participated in today's review, and they must show their spirit and show the style of the 2003 freshmen.

Before he finished speaking, Chi Xiaobing, who had not yet found out the fate of the mineral water, raised his hand to ask for leave, "Teacher Yang, I have an upset stomach and want to go to the toilet." ”

Yang Zi looked at his watch: "Go, who else wants to go to the toilet, go quickly! ”

Chi Xiaobing trotted into the toilet near the playground.

Last night, and this morning, I ate more than 20 bananas, and I didn't eat porridge or buns in the morning, and my gastrointestinal function was destroyed, and I made a fuss.

After, Chi Xiaobing returned to the team.

The parade on this day was divided according to classes, with girls in the front and boys in the back, in four rows. Wait in line in the designated area.

According to the predetermined procedure, the commander-in-chief of the parade first gave the order to start the parade, and then all the phalanxes walked half a circle around the playground, and when they walked in front of the rostrum, they walked in the right step, and after all the phalanxes walked through and lined up on the playground, the leaders of the troops and the leaders of the school spoke separately.

At eight o'clock in the morning, the commander-in-chief of the parade gave an order, and the parade began!

The School of Finance and Management is the first parade team, with classes 01, 02, and 03 passing in turn.

The team of class 03 has not officially started, and Chi Xiaobing has a stomachache again, so he hurriedly asked the instructor for leave: "Report to the instructor, I have a stomachache and want to go to the toilet!"

Earlier, when he asked the counselor for leave to go to the bathroom, the instructor was standing nearby. Thinking that he was going to escape, he said solemnly: "Bear with it!

Chi Xiaobing didn't have a way.

Because it was their turn to set off.

The instructor shouted, "Walk in unison!1,2,1;1,2,1." ”

Chi Xiaobing was sweating profusely!

My stomach hurts!

He endured it and kept doing levator anal movements.

Kankan walked to the podium.

The instructor shouted, "Walk!"

"Smack, smack, smack, smack. "A neat kicking motion begins.

Suddenly, a strange sound rang out from the ranks, "Bang!"

Then the stench filled.

Chi Xiaobing has been struggling to endure it, holding back, and he was about to kick his legs, but he just kicked twice, and when he didn't hold back, the spewed out.

He screamed, and ran away.

The team was in chaos.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" the female classmates all looked back and asked.

When I turned my head, I saw that Chi Xiaobing had run away, and his running movements were very strange, and he threw his legs while running.

No, why is there yellow stuff coming out of his trouser legs?

The instructor and Yang Zi, the counselor who was standing by the runway and watching, were so angry that their faces turned green!

Drop the chain at a critical moment!

Soon, the whole class knew what was going on. Chi Xiaobing ate too many bananas and pulled them into his trousers!

The chaotic procession passed by the rostrum, and the female classmates tried desperately to hold back laughter. However, whether it is a male or female classmate, it is like a martial arts master who has been broken and can no longer show his spirit.

The 2003 class of the School of Finance and Management received the lowest score for its military training performance.

On this day, Gu Ping went to the hospital early in the morning, he didn't know about it, and he learned everything when he went back to the dormitory, and after listening to his roommate's story, he was also amazed, and said: "Chi Xiaobing is really a macho man! Banana man!"

"Haha!"

The nickname "Banana Man" soon spread to the women's dorms.

Wu Min told Chi Xiaobing about the rejection of Chi Xiaobing's banana delivery last night and the fact that he went back to the dormitory to eat violently, and the girls all laughed and lay on the bed!