Chapter 40: You're Too Dark
Gu Ping went to the 201 dormitory first, Li Yanbin in 201 is now his best friend, and through Li Yanbin, he can influence all the boys in the 201 dormitory.
"Brother Gu, are you back?" Li Yanbin saw Gu Ping walk into the dormitory and stood up to greet him.
The boys in the 201 dormitory like to play the Four Kingdoms military chess, fighting in pairs, Gu Ping is a master of this way, and he has partnered with Li Yanbin to kill several times, and he is invincible.
"It's back. Haiping, why didn't you play chess?" Gu Ping opened a pack of cigarettes and sprinkled it around.
Boys basically smoke, but only Li Yanbin and Pan Yong are addicted to smoking.
"Brother Gu, why don't we partner up to kill them?"
Gu Ping lit a cigarette and said bluntly: "I came here to say hello to everyone, I am about to run for class cadres, I am ready to run for the secretary of the Youth League branch, and I hope that my brothers will support me." ”
"It's a must!" Li Yanbin lit a cigarette, looked around, and said, "At least all of our dormitories support it." ”
"Yes!"
"Yes!"
Others said.
"Thank you, I'm going to go to the other dorms. ”
Li Yanbin said: "Brother Gu, I will accompany you to the 202 dormitory, 202's Lao Hu is my high school classmate, and the relationship is very strong." ”
Gu Ping patted him on the shoulder and thanked him.
A fence with three piles, a hero with three gangs.
In real life, the role of friends can play a huge role in many critical moments. Gu Ping's emotional intelligence is not the same as in his previous life, and now he is not only popular among boys, but also among girls.
When he arrived at room 202, Li Yanbin rushed in front of Gu Ping and said: "Hu Wenyuan, I will canvass for Brother Gu, Brother Gu wants to run for the secretary of the Youth League branch, and the brothers of 202 must support it!"
Hu Wenyuan wore a pair of glasses, was thin and tall, a little bookish, and nodded: "No problem, I will definitely vote for Gu Ping." ”
Gu Ping smiled and sent out a circle of cigarettes, and said: "Thank you, I am the secretary of the Youth League branch, and I will definitely strive for some resources for everyone." ”
"Gu Ping, when are you going to organize a class party? The girls in our class seem to be a little arrogant, and we need an opportunity. Huang Cheng lit a cigarette and asked Gu Ping for conditions.
"No problem, after the military training, we will enter the normal learning stage. I will find ways to liven up the class atmosphere and provide opportunities for everyone to hook up. He raised an eyebrow at Huang Cheng.
Huang Cheng laughed out loud and praised: "Gu Ping, we will definitely support you!"
Gu Ping and Li Yanbin came to room 204 again. It was still Li Yanbin who spoke first and told Gu Ping's intention to run for the secretary of the Youth League branch.
"Ah, I'm sorry, Gu Ping, we crashed. It was Chi Xiaobing from Room 204 who spoke, he was from Liaodong Province, chewing garlic in his mouth, and said loudly: "I was the secretary of the Youth League branch in high school, and I have experience in the Youth League. ”
Li Yanbin scolded: "Dog's day! You and Gu Ping sing against each other, how can you have good fruit to eat? Election is based on the number of votes, do you have more votes than Gu Ping?"
Gu Ping said with a smile: "Haiping, everyone has the right to run, don't shout." ”
smiled and said to Chi Xiaobing: "Xiaobing, I went to every dormitory just now to say hello, for the sake of fairness, you also go and say hello." Also, I said hello to the girls' dormitory, so I recommend that you go there as well. The military training of female students is very hard and the physical exertion is large, so it is recommended to send them some fruits, and they will remember your goodness. ”
When Chi Xiaobing heard it, it made sense!
Hurriedly said: "Thank you, then I will also go to the women's dormitory once." ”
Put on his clothes and went downstairs, thinking in his heart that there were 28 girls in the class, and if he got the support of the girls, even if there were more boys who supported Gu Ping, it would be useless.
He hurried to the commissary, looked at the fruit, and said, "Boss, I want all these bananas, you weigh them, find a box to put them in." ”
All the bananas weighed twenty-eight pounds and were packed into a large cardboard box.
Chi Xiaobing reluctantly paid the money, comforting himself in his heart, he was reluctant to let the child trap the wolf! He also secretly scolded the owner of the commissary for being quick with a knife! He was so fierce that the bananas outside the school gate were less than two yuan per catty, and the commissary actually sold them for three yuan! The 28 catties of bananas cost more than 80 yuan! The food expenses for a month were all gone!
Carrying a box of bananas into the girls' dormitory, it happened to be a fat aunt on duty, and shouted: "Stop! What are you doing sneakily?"
"Auntie, I'll give fruit to my female classmates!"
The fat aunt stared at him and said, "It's so late, what kind of fruit to give?
"Then you tell the female classmate to come down and get it. ”
The fat aunt was like the chief of staff of the enemy in "Crossing the River Reconnaissance", staring at Chi Xiaobing with suspicion and asking, "Which dormitory?
Chi Xiaobing thought about it, among the female classmates in the class, Wu Min was the most amiable one, and the other girls were very arrogant and ignored him.
"306, Wu Min. ”
The fat aunt said, "You wait, I'll call." ”
After a while, Wu Min changed his clothes and went downstairs, saw Chi Xiaobing, and asked suspiciously, "What are you looking for me?"
Chi Xiaobing said with a smile: "I will send fruit to the female classmates." ”
Wu Min came over to look at the cardboard box and asked suspiciously, "So many bananas?"
"I sold it to my female classmates, please give them a share. ”
"What reason?"
"Ah, that's right. I plan to run for secretary of the Youth League branch, and when the time comes, I will ask my female classmates to vote for it. ”
Wu Min took a step back and said vigilantly: "Don't you know that Gu Ping is going to run for secretary of the Youth League branch?"
"Hey, hey, fair play!"
Wu Min turned around and left, saying, "I won't eat your fruit, and I won't vote for you!"
The fat aunt heard that this kid bought fruit to please the girl, in order to run for the secretary of the Youth League branch with Gu Ping, and she was even more dissatisfied, and said: "Okay, the female classmate doesn't want your rotten banana, move away quickly!"
This boy hates it at first sight, how can Gu Ping be so pleasing?
"Auntie, call someone for me again, she will definitely be able to help me move up. ”
The fat aunt was reluctant, but she couldn't refuse to call, and asked, "Who?"
"310, Huang Jingjing!" he thought that Huang Jingjing would not give him face in order to run for squad president, and Huang Jingjing seemed to be dissatisfied with Gu Ping.
After a while, Huang Jingjing went downstairs and asked her aunt, "Aunt Li, who is looking for me?"
"Him!"
Huang Jingjing seemed to have only discovered such a person at this time, and asked, "What are you looking for me?"
"Class leader, I bought some bananas for my female classmates, please move them up and share one point. This, you know, I'm supporting you as a class leader. I plan to run for secretary of the Youth League branch. ”
Huang Jingjing was trying to find a way to curry favor with Gu Ping, glanced at Chi Xiaobing with disgust, and said, "Do you know that bribery is illegal?
He said to his aunt again, "Auntie, I'm going up, don't let him come up!"
The fat aunt said, "Don't worry, I will never let him go upstairs!"
Turning his face to Chi Xiaobing, he said, "Hurry up! If you don't leave, I'll call the security guard! Don't pee and take pictures, buy a few rotten bananas and want to compete with Gu Ping for the secretary of the League branch! Didn't you hear Huang Jingjing say? You are breaking the law!"
Chi Xiaobing almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and walked out of the women's dormitory with a banana depressed. When he passed by the commissary, he carried the banana in and said, "Boss, can I return the banana I bought from you just now?"
The boss's face was difficult to look at for a moment, and he said, "Then you can only return it according to the purchase price." ”
Chi Xiaobing thought for a while and said, "Yes." ”
"I'll check to see if it's broken. ”
"How is it possible, I just bought it from you, and the box has never been opened. ”
"When a banana is ripe, it can't be moved easily and is easy to rot. The boss looked at the box and said, "Now it can only be recycled at a discount according to the purchase price, three cents per catty." ”
Chi Xiaobing exclaimed: "What? Sell it to me for 3 yuan per catty, and return it to you for 3 cents per catty?"
"To return or not to return, if you want to return at this price, if you don't return, move out quickly." ”
Chi Xiaobing was naturally unwilling, only a few minutes later, 3 yuan became 3 cents, the loss was too great, if it was refunded at this price, wouldn't it be equivalent to giving money to the black-hearted boss for nothing?
He said angrily: "If you rot and throw it away, I won't return it to you!
Pick up the banana and go back to your dormitory. On the way back to the dormitory, he felt that this box of bananas was dead to his grandmother!
It's like carrying a corpse!