005 Children make choices, I want them
As soon as Sister Sun heard this, she stepped on Yang Min's feet and scolded: "Dead ghost, it's all because you are not angry, after so long, there is still no movement!"
Yang Min endured the pain and said, "Yes, blame me, it's me who doesn't fight for it." ”
Lao Mouzi coughed and said, "I said that the two of you can go a little later, I have to talk to my apprentice about something." ”
When Sister Sun heard this, she became angry and said, "No, I can't let my brother talk to you alone, otherwise, I'm afraid I will be sold by you, and I will have to help you count the money." ”
Lao Mouzi spread his hands and said: "Okay, do whatever you like, by the way, Yang Min is roasting a few skewers of kidneys." ”
Yang Min glanced at Sister Sun, Sister Sun waved her hand impatiently, and Yang Min dared to leave her seat and go to the back kitchen to roast her kidneys.
Sister Sun handed Liu Zhendong her waist and said, "Brother, you eat, why are you sitting stupidly." ”
Liu Zhendong took his waist and asked Lao Mouzi, "I'm confirming, is your ID called Innocent Little Turkey?"
Sister Sun was originally eating potatoes, but after hearing Lao Mouzi's screen name, she squirted out directly, and the potatoes were mixed with saliva, making a mess of Fang Shilong's clothes.
Sister Sun coughed lightly to hide her embarrassment, and complained: "This name is in line with your old Mouzi's style." ”
Lao Mouzi didn't feel embarrassed at all, bit his waist, and said, "Is your ID called my Airo Francos driver?" ”
Liu Zhendong nodded, and after confirming the identity of Lao Mouzi's game, he asked, "Then Master, can you explain what I saw today?" Please be sure to explain it to me in a scientific way. ”
Lao Mouzi grabbed a bottle of liquor in the air, opened the lid and took a sip, and said: "I don't know how to explain the book I read for the teacher, in short, I believe that science is not wrong." ”
Liu Zhendong rolled his eyes and said, "Then you explain, what does the so-called Eight Sect Monks mean? ”
Lao Mouzi shook his head and said, "No comment. ”
Liu Zhendong wanted to beat someone, but Lao Mouzi snapped his fingers, and Fang Shilong hurriedly took out the documents that had been prepared a long time ago.
Lao Mouzi pointed to the document and said, "After reading it, if it's okay, I'm telling you after signing it." ”
As soon as Liu Zhendong wanted to reach out and pick up the document, Sister Sun's hand pressed up, and Sister Sun said to Liu Zhendong seriously: "Brother, listen to my sister's advice, after eating the skewers, go back to take a shower and sleep, just act as if nothing happened today." ”
It is very strange that neither Lao Mouzi nor Fang Shilong spoke, and they all stared at Liu Zhendong to see his next choice.
Liu Zhendong's heart kept beating at the moment, thinking that he seemed to have found something terrible, whether to choose to give up or persevere.
There is a voice in my heart, do you want to be a king for a minute, or a coward for a lifetime.
Liu Zhendong pulled away Sister Sun's hand and said, "Sister, my younger brother is an adult, not a child anymore." ”
Sister Sun couldn't bear to turn her head away, as if she couldn't bear to see this scene, at this time, Lao Mouzi's heart blossomed, after all, he was too young to withstand the temptation.
The document is only a few pages, Liu Zhendong roughly browsed it, this is a labor contract, or a form of dispatch by a third-party company, and the name of the company is very strange, the project is related to decoration, there is a confidentiality clause on it, and Liu Zhendong as an expatriate employee, the salary only meets the local minimum standard.
Liu Zhendong put down the document, only to see Fang Shilong silently pushed over the pen, Liu Zhendong took the pen and said: "The third-party company dispatch system, mainly a company engaged in decoration, the question is why a decoration company should have a confidentiality agreement, this is very strange, I will ask more, if I have a job, what should I do?"
Fang Shilong coughed lightly and began to explain: "Didn't you find that there is no time limit for this work? So there is no conflict when you have a job, it is equivalent to a temporary position, and I can't hide it from my senior brother, that is, your master, are all people who have other jobs." ”
Liu Zhendong was very curious and asked, "Then what do you do, Master?" ”
Lao Mouzi said without changing his face: "Biological structure and research, mainly engaged in chemistry and genetics, anyway, it is a high-tech thing, and you don't know it." ”
Liu Zhendong gritted his teeth and was about to open the cap of the pen to sign his name on the labor contract, but at this time, Fang Shilong held down his hand and said: "Be cautious!
Liu Zhendong was heartbroken, and quickly wrote his name in the contract, Lao Mouzi put away the documents with a smile, and said: "According to normal, there should be at least 2 copies, you keep 1 copy, and the company 1 copy, but the company is very poor, so only one material is prepared, and you don't have to worry about the company's debts, although our company is not the so-called Fortune 500, but it will not even rely on your basic salary." ”
Liu Zhendong didn't care, and motioned to Lao Mouzi to quickly explain what kind of existence the so-called Eight Sect Monks were.
After collecting the agreement, Lao Mouzi took a sip of liquor and said with a little sadness: "Congratulations, you have become a person in the family, and you will be free to make up for it after the apprenticeship ceremony, and now I will popularize the basic knowledge of the eight monks to you." ”
Lao Mouzi picked up the skewers and said: "The so-called Eight Sect Monks are what modern people call the Strange Person, called the Monk in ancient times, and titles such as the Capable Person, the Alien, etc., we monks, cultivate the essence, qi, and spirit, these three things. ”
Lao Mouzi paused and said, "According to the different methods and directions of cultivation, they are roughly divided into 8 sects, namely humans, ghosts, demons, demons, monsters, gods, immortals, and spirits. And I and the cultivators of the Junior Disciple Technician Sect, Sun Shufang who was sitting next to you, and Yang Min, who was grilling skewers, were cultivators who cultivated their spirits, and it was I who brought them back from their lost paths eighteen years ago. ”
Sister Sun snorted and said, "Shameless!"
Lao Mouzi's face was not red or panting, and he continued: "The main cultivation of our human sect is qi, which is the so-called innate qi, this innate qi, not all living beings have it, at least the grass and trees have very little innate qi, everyone's innate qi is different, some people's innate qi is relatively strong, some people's innate qi is relatively weak, and the innate qi will gradually disappear if it is not cultivated through special exercises. ”
Sister Sun seemed to think of something, and said, "Wait, Tiegen is obviously an adult, according to the rules I understand, you can't accept a preparatory monk of this age." ”
Lao Mouzi nodded and said: "Under normal circumstances, this is the case, but the two little rabbit cubs of the Demon Gate are to blame, they released the soul chasing nail, awakened Liu Zhendong's innate qi, and entered the spirit enlightenment ceremony in a daze. ”
Liu Zhendong frowned when he heard this, and said, "Ahri, Demon Gate, Soul Chaser?"
Lao Mouzi didn't explain either, and continued: " I also talked about the innate qi just now, there are strong and weak, so most people are not suitable for cultivating innate qi, and can only cultivate the origin essence, which is the so-called cultivation essence of the people, such as Sun Shufang and Yang Min, the two of them are typical representatives, this origin essence is available to everyone, although there are also strong and weak, but the origin essence is not as difficult to supplement as the innate qi, many common means and medicinal materials can strengthen the origin essence, so the cultivation of the origin essence is a pre-cultivation speed is quite fast, and the door bar requirements are low. ”
Sister Sun snorted coldly and said, "Don't say it so absolutely, it may be easy to cultivate the essence in the early stage, but if you want to achieve great success, it is much more difficult than your cultivation of innate qi." ”
Lao Mouzi did not refute either, and continued: " In addition to the innate qi and the origin essence, there is also a thing that is indispensable for all living beings, that is, the soul of divine consciousness, like the previous two, the soul also has a difference in natural strength, and the replenishment of the soul is more difficult, it can be said that the innate qi, you can also take some means to strengthen, the soul wants to supplement the lack of congenitality, it can be said that it is very difficult, there are only a few means, so the difficulty of cultivating the soul is extremely high, and the talent required is also extremely high, in the three types of cultivation, there are very few people suitable for cultivation, if the innate qi is one in a hundred, the soul of the divine consciousness is one in a thousand, and the origin essence is something that everyone can try。 ”
Liu Zhendong counted and said, "This is only 3 doors, and there are 5 more?"
Lao Mouzi explained: "There are 5 more courses, but 1 major and 1 part-time. ”
Liu Zhendong pulled his fingers away and counted for a long time, and said: "That's not right, according to you, there should be 9 kinds." ”
Lao Mouzi nodded and said, "That's true, there is still 1 gate that has disappeared, that is, the scholar, the monk's scholar." ”
Fang Shilong interjected and said, "It's the taxi from our Shilong." ”
Lao Mouzi glanced at Fang Shilong, Liu Zhendong was silent for a while, and asked: "Something is wrong, if you want to say that it disappears, why just the disappearance of this faction, and the other factions can be passed down?"
Lao Mouzi hesitated for a moment and said: "There are many reasons, in short, this genre has disappeared into the river of history, and you don't need to care too much about it." ”
Liu Zhendong picked up a skewer of roasted kidneys, took a vicious bite, and said, "Then why can't you cultivate all three kinds, isn't it better?"
Fang Shilong frowned and said, "Senior nephew, you are too greedy, no matter which kind of cultivation the spirit and spirit are, it is extremely difficult to become a monk, and it is already even more difficult to major one and cultivate one at the same time, you still want to cultivate all of them? I'm afraid that if you cultivate to death, you won't even be able to reach the layman." ”
Even Sister Sun shook her head and said with a wry smile: "Even if you are a genius of Tianzhong, if you want to cultivate to the highest level, it will take a lot of time, and in your limited life, I have never heard of anyone who can cultivate all the essence and spirit to the consummation realm." ”
At this time, Yang Min appeared with a skewer and said: "Tiegen, haven't you read too many novels and movies? How can it be so easy to cultivate, it is good to be able to understand one kind of cultivation, and if you want to cultivate three kinds, be careful that there will be no refinement in everything, just like Fang Tulong said, even a layman can't become a layman." ”
Fang Shilong patted the table and said in a low voice: "I have said it several times! My name is Fang Shilong! Don't call me Fang Tulong like that bastard of Ahri! It's good to respect me a little." ”
Lao Mouzi shook his head and said: "You still nibble on a few more skewers of roasted kidneys, you can also cultivate three kinds, generally speaking, people who cultivate each kind, we call it non-entry, or casual cultivation, they are mostly because of talent problems, and they have not been taught the eight cultivation exercises, resulting in the same as hungry ghosts, what to eat, all the exercises that can be collected are cultivated, or there are some like you, I have watched too many novels and movies, and I always feel that some gods are reincarnated, and as a result, they cultivate until they die, most of them are monks, and they have not even become laymen." ”
Liu Zhendong was puzzled and said: "Something is wrong, these three things, just from the name can be heard is not trivial, what kind of innate qi, what kind of origin essence, and the soul of divine consciousness, no matter which one you cultivate, it should have the effect of prolonging life, right?
Lao Mouzi mocked mercilessly: "You are thinking about fart, you think you are cultivating immortals, you have a lifespan of hundreds of years at every turn, let me tell you, if you don't pay attention to health and abuse your body at will, I tell you that no ordinary person has lived long, even if he is the founder of the Divine Gate, he is also the longest-lived monk in history, and he will live one hundred and thirty-nine years old." ”
Liu Zhendong sighed and said, "What's the point of cultivation, it doesn't even have the effect of prolonging life." ”
Lao Mouzi said indifferently: "If according to what you said, since 3,000 years ago, there will be no dead people, and they will all go to cultivate, who still has the heart to study science." ”
Liu Zhendong still couldn't figure it out, and asked: "Then what does this cultivation mean, cultivation goes, anyway, cultivation is the same whether you cultivate or not." ”
Lao Mouzi took a sip of wine and said: "I've always read martial arts novels, but I've never read them, I've always heard of the words "chivalry and righteousness?" What do you say you are doing with cultivating this thing? 3,000 years ago, there were machine guns and cannons? What a fool!"
Liu Zhendong looked at the store, squinted his eyes and said, "Then it's still a little useful to say this." ”
Lao Mouzi shook his head and said: "Actually, it's not that you can't live for hundreds of years, it's just that no one has broken through to the legendary level at all, and it is still in an illusion." ”
Liu Zhendong's eyes lit up, and he said: "If you say this, I understand, it turns out that in the past thousands of years, you monks have not succeeded in crossing the tribulation. ”
Lao Mouzi slammed the table, and shouted: "Are you really stupid! I told you, there is no such outrageous thing, tell you a few times to believe in science! You are really when you are cultivating immortals, you can fly with the sword at every turn, the sword technique is there, it is impossible to fly quickly with people, and there is also the Bigu technique, which is at most a delay of a few days without eating and drinking, and it is impossible not to eat and drink for several years in a row." ”
Liu Zhendong was sprayed with spittle, frowned and said, "Master, don't be so excited, just say it casually, after all, there is no taboo in children's words." ”
The liquor in Fang Shilong's mouth squirted out, and he said: "Senior nephew, your shameless virtue is really better than blue, you are worthy of being my senior brother's apprentice, and my uncle is optimistic about you." ”
Lao Mouzi kicked Fang Shilong away, dropped a business card, and said: "Come to me tomorrow according to the address, remember that it will be at 9 o'clock in the morning, the boss wants to see you, and you also have to fill out an entry form." ”
Then Lao Mouzi shouted: "Still drink a fart, let's go!" Lao Mouzi's 'whoosh' body disappeared directly, and it was still very weird to jump again in mid-air, completely contrary to scientific common sense.
Liu Zhendong's eyes were big when he saw this, this is the so-called to believe in science, and then gave me a double jump in mid-air.
Fang Shilong also did the same, his body was about to fall, and in a very unreasonable way, he raised his body again and disappeared from Liu Zhendong's field of vision.
Sister Sun said to Yang Min: "I'm going to bake some skewers for my younger brother." ”
Liu Zhendong hurriedly said: "No need Sister Sun, I have almost eaten here, how much is it." ”
Sister Sun hurriedly stopped: "No need, it's just a little money, just treat it as a sister to invite you, but brother, you have to be careful of your so-called master, I tell you it's very bad, don't believe the words of that bad old man." ”
Yang Min also nodded in agreement and said, "You may not know, your master is the head of the five evils of people, and we could have said that it was an accident eighteen years ago, but just the news I know, Lao Mouzi has done a lot of crazy things." ”
Liu Zhendong said curiously: "What are the specifics?"
Yang Min whispered: "It's too much, what is the beginning and end of the abandonment, the unspoken rules, the use of power for personal gain, etc., it's too much, if you really want to listen, I don't want to say, one is dirty, the other is tiring, anyway, it's hard to write, it's Lao Mouzi, I and your sister really don't want you to cultivate people, worship Lao Mouzi as a teacher, but unfortunately you have the talent of innate qi, and cultivating people is the most suitable." ”
Liu Zhendong nodded and said, "But there's no problem, I can't meet what you said just now, Brother Min, after all, I'm a man." ”
Sister Sun's face changed, and she said: "It's not easy to say, you still have to be careful, don't be alone with him, or take the pills he gave you casually, do you know why Fang Tulong has been following Lao Mouzi? It's not because Lao Mouzi is too unreliable and breaks the rules at any time, so he arranged a person next to him to play the role of supervision." ”
Liu Zhendong thought of the soul chasing nail and Ahri mentioned earlier, and asked this question curiously, after Sister Sun heard Ahri, her face became a lot kinder, and she said with a smile: "Ahri is a good girl, speaking of Ahri, she is also a hard life, she was an orphan since she was a child, and she was helpless in the orphanage, until she was seen by Li Daochang, a person in the Xianmen, determined her cultivation talent, brought it back to the company, and adopted her as a righteous daughter, but unfortunately Li Daochang was not a good person, and died of lung cancer at a young age. ”
Liu Zhendong sighed and said, "This cultivator, can he still get cancer?"