004 You have to believe in science
Liu Zhendong was a little anxious when he heard this, and said: "Aunt Wu, didn't you say that there was no problem yesterday? Why do you want me to quit the rent today, I thought, I didn't do anything." ”
Aunt Wu said with a little embarrassment: "Tiegen, you see that I have taken care of you in the past year, you can also be considerate and considerate of Aunt Wu, Aunt Wu has lived here for decades, and has always lived in this community. ”
Liu Zhendong touched his forehead and said: "Aunt Wu, this is not a matter of money or money, you also know that I am still interning, and my income is not much, but now I have been fired and squid, and I am already stretched, Aunt Wu, we are fellow countrymen, you can't see death without saving!"
Aunt Wu gritted her teeth, opened her wallet, counted a few banknotes, stuffed them into Liu Zhendong's pocket, and said: "Aunt Wu's economic conditions are also limited, this is 3 months' rent, you take it to replenish your body, listen to Aunt Wu's advice, don't play so exciting when you are young, look at your blood, Aunt Wu almost fainted with fright, okay, don't talk about it, you can move away early tomorrow morning? ”
After finishing speaking, Aunt Wu left the corridor directly, Liu Zhendong held the plastic bag, and his body trembled slightly.
Liu Zhendong is stupid, what is the situation, this is the case since the beginning of the afternoon, first you are a good employee, and then you were fired and lost your job.
And then your girlfriend thought you were a good person, and ran away with a perfect person card, and now you just forgot about the pain from the thrill of winning the game, and then because of something unnecessary, you were swept away?
Liu Zhendong's head was buzzing, and the whole person felt bad, Liu Zhendong slowed down and silently stuffed the money into his pocket, no matter what, Aunt Wu had done her best to compensate him for 5 months' rent, and this year, Aunt Wu rented the house to him at a far lower market price, Liu Zhendong was reasonable, and could only accept the fate of being surrendered.
There weren't many things, Liu Zhendong had a big suitcase packed, half of the area inside was left for the desktop computer, and Liu Zhendong's personal clothes were not much.
After packing up his things, Liu Zhendong took out his mobile phone and began to send text messages to Master Lao Mouzi, which roughly meant to ask Lao Mouzi if he was free and come out for a barbecue tonight.
After Lao Mouzi received the message, he said to Fang Shilong: "Seeing that there is no junior brother, the fish has been hooked so quickly, let's go, what are you doing in a daze." ”
Lao Mouzi finally asked Liu Zhendong to choose a place, and Liu Zhendong found a nearby barbecue restaurant and sent the address to Lao Mouzi.
Lao Mouzi was stunned when he saw the address, the place Liu Zhendong chose happened to be a barbecue restaurant opened by a monk of the Jing Sect, and Lao Mouzi also had a little grudge against the owner.
Fang Shilong shook his head when he saw the address, and said, "Senior nephew really knows how to choose a place, senior brother, should we change the location, or do we say?"
Lao Mouzi snorted and said, "What are you afraid of, this area is under my jurisdiction, and I can't afford to make any waves if I forgive him." ”
After finishing speaking, Lao Mouzi and Fang Shilong got into a taxi, Liu Zhendong had already sat down in the barbecue restaurant, usually Liu Zhendong likes to come to the barbecue restaurant downstairs to eat supper, the barbecue restaurant is run by a couple, the boss is elegant and easy-going, the boss is a little tough, not only has a big waist and a round waist, and has a very loud voice, someone once got drunk and made trouble, and was directly thrown out by the boss lady with a bench.
When the proprietress saw Liu Zhendong coming in, she greeted warmly: "Yo, Xiao Liu, you haven't been here for a long time, what are you busy with during this time?"
Liu Zhendong said politely: "Sister Sun, it's not busy, it's just this pocket, it's a little shy." ”
Sister Sun laughed and said, "What's the matter, Xiao Liu, you really have no place to eat, come to Sister Sun to eat, there are no delicacies from the mountains and seas, the ribs and tenderloin are full, what is polite to your sister." ”
Liu Zhendong hurriedly said: "Sister Sun, this is not good, how embarrassing it is, you are also a small business, everyone is a fellow countryman, if you go back to your hometown and are known by your old family, you must not poke my backbone and scold me to death." ”
Sister Sun directly brought Liu Zhendong a plate of peanuts and said, "Tiegen, you haven't drunk yet, why are you talking nonsense, my sister invited my brother to dinner, who is in the way, I want to see if that bastard dares to scold you." ”
Liu Zhendong hurriedly said: "Sister Sun, look at it and bake some skewers for me, I still have two friends coming, so I won't be busy ordering wine, and I'll talk about it when my friends come." ”
After hearing Liu Zhendong's words, the boss said: "Xingle, Tiegen, your brother only bought a batch of good things today, and I will roast a few for you to replenish your body." ”
Liu Zhendong hurriedly said, "Thank you, Brother Min." ”
Sister Sun brought a glass of medicinal wine and said, "Tiegen drink more, this is good for the body." ”
Liu Zhendong looked at the medicinal wine and said, "Sister, what is this?"
Sister Sun whispered: "This medicine and wine that your brother usually drinks is too energetic, you drink more, it's not enough for me to fight you." ”
Liu Zhendong sighed and said, "Sister, I can't drink this thing, I'm not married yet, so I don't need to make up for it." ”
Sister Sun patted Liu Zhendong and said: "Tiegen, we all know, some quirks are actually nothing, but the body must be protected, otherwise, you see your brother, just over 40 years old, it will not work, that is, your sister is kind-hearted, and others will leave early." ”
Brother Min was unhappy when he heard this, and shouted: "I said Sun Shufang, don't go too far, and you don't look at my little body, in the past, your Brother Min was also known as the black whirlwind Li Kui, that big and that figure, men, women and children don't drool when they see it, now it's okay, they all call me the golden monkey, what do you say is because of this!"
Sister Sun slapped the table and shouted: "Yang Min, shut up the old lady! Tiegen is still here, what do you mean, blame the old lady?"
Liu Zhendong hurriedly persuaded: "Sister Sun, Brother Min doesn't need to be noisy, what is the quarrel over this trivial matter." ”
At this time, Lao Mouzi and Fang Shilong had already walked into the barbecue restaurant, and after Sister Sun saw Lao Mouzi, she picked up a kitchen knife and yelled at Lao Mouzi: "You actually dare to come here!
Lao Mouzi stared at Sister Sun and said, "Sun Shufang, I'm not here to find fault today, I'm here to find my apprentice." ”
Sister Sun squinted her eyes and picked up another kitchen knife, and said, "Do you think I will believe your nonsense?" After finishing speaking, Sister Sun directly waved the kitchen knife and slashed at Lao Mouzi.
Liu Zhendong looked stupid, said to cut it, Lao Mouzi frowned and picked up the stool with his feet and kicked at Sister Sun, Sister Sun divided two by two, 'whoosh' two knives, the bench broke in response, and sawdust flew everywhere.
Lao Mouzi's speed is extremely fast, constantly dodging Sister Sun's slashing, and at the same time quickly using the items in the store, such as tables, folding stools, metal plates, etc., to constantly cause trouble for Sister Sun.
At this time, in addition to the sound of kitchen knives chopping at the 'dangdang' in the store, there was also the sound of various items colliding, but Lao Mouzi and Sister Sun were still very careful and did not let the items hit Liu Zhendong, but in front of Liu Zhendong's table, it was already a mess.
At this time, Yang Min was holding a flamethrower in his left hand, and he was holding a bucket of unknown liquid, and rushed out, I don't know how Yang Min did it, anyway, a piece of fire appeared.
Fang Shilong hurriedly used his coat and began to shake it up in the store, only to see that the coat had become a barrier in Fang Shilong's hands, and even though Yang Min's flames were raging, he still couldn't get past Fang Shilong's coat.
It's just that the fire is extinguished, but the smoke is not extinguished, Liu Zhendong was choked and coughed, and he couldn't see the situation in the store at all, he could only see the fire looming, and the sound of various metal collisions.
"That's enough! If you continue to fight, you will alarm the people around you, I don't care, do you want to go in and squat for fifteen days?" I don't know when, Sister Sun's two kitchen knives ran into Lao Mouzi's hands.
Yang Min still didn't stop, I saw Yang Min crush the glass bottle, the unknown liquid was stained with his hands, and then Yang Min only lit his hands, just like in a martial arts movie, and flew directly to Lao Mouzi with a big peng spreading his wings.
Fang Shilong couldn't stand it, and let out a loud roar, only to see the disposable chopsticks on the table floating strangely on Fang Shilong's chest.
"Go!" Fang Shilong's fingers moved, and the chopsticks flew towards Yang Min, Sister Sun didn't know when she appeared, and at an extremely incredible speed, either with her hands or with her feet, she directly destroyed the chopsticks.
At this time, Yang Min's right hand had reached the top of Lao Mouzi's head, Lao Mouzi's coat rose without wind, and a little cold appeared from Lao Mouzi's sleeve.
"Ah!" Yang Min let out a miserable scream, and was plotted by Lao Mouzi, his body couldn't stop retreating, and at the same time, the flames of his hands disappeared, Sister Sun hurriedly helped her husband, glared at Lao Mouzi and said: "Despicable villain!
Fang Shilong was already controlling the metal fork and soup spoon, floating in the air, looking at Yang Min and Sister Sun with fierce eyes.
Lao Mouzi patted Fang Shilong on the shoulder, and Fang Shilong reluctantly gave up control, and the fork and soup spoon fell to the ground with a crackle.
Liu Zhendong was already stupid, sitting there motionless, thinking in his heart whether this was making a martial arts movie, what the hell was constantly floating things, couldn't it be a science fiction movie.
Lao Mouzi took out a medicine bottle from his arms, threw it at Sister Sun's feet accurately, and said: "Two times a day, 3 pills at a time, it can be recovered within 3 days." ”
Sister Sun snorted and said, "Whoever wants your elixir may have poisoned it." ”
Lao Mouzi said with a pale face: "Believe it or not, it's not me who hurts anyway." ”
Yang Min said with a pale face: "What do you mean, Lao Mouzi, we have reformed our ways, and we want to open a small shop to make a living, what's wrong, now that we regret it and want to come and kill them all?"
Fang Shilong said angrily: "We didn't do anything, but you used the knife as soon as you came, and the flames in the back were all out for me, do you feel too comfortable outside, and want to go in and taste the bitter kiln." ”
Sister Sun glanced at Liu Zhendong and said, "I won't talk about anything else, my younger brother is just an ordinary person, why do you say that he is your apprentice! Lao Mouzi, you just want to drag my brother into the water even if you harm us?"
Yang Min also agreed: "Yes, Tiegen has no traces of cultivation at all, and his breath is weak and his spirit is unstable, which is obviously a sign of kidney deficiency." ”
Liu Zhendong's face was dark, why did he lose his kidney again, Lao Mouzi found a bench that could still sit on, and then grabbed a bottle of liquor casually, and said: "I said that there is something wrong with the two of you? As for seeing me so excited? And I am looking for my apprentice, not looking for you, I am saying, you open the door to do business, will you not do my business?"
Sister Sun snorted coldly and said, "It's okay for others to say, you and Fang Tulong's business won't be done." ”
Fang Shilong's face darkened, and he said, "I'm saying it again, my name is Fang Shilong, and Ahri, why can you accept it?"
Yang Min yelled, "Can Ahri be like you?
At this time, someone had already heard the sound and came to the shop, and saw that the shop was in a mess, not to mention the smoke and fire, and there were tattered tableware everywhere on the ground.
Someone said to Yang Min with concern: "Brother Min, what's the matter, do you need help?" and then looked at Lao Mouzi and Fang Shilong with a little hostility.
Yang Min said: "It's okay, it's okay, the gas tank blew up just now, but fortunately no one was injured." ”
The passer-by sighed and said, "The gas tank has exploded, do you want to call the police?" ”
Sister Sun said angrily: "It's okay, what to see, what to call the police, I didn't hear what my man said, no one was hurt." ”
After the passers-by heard Sister Sun's words, they didn't dare to watch, and hurriedly retreated, Liu Zhendong asked with a puzzled face: "No, let me ask, what is the situation?"
Lao Mouzi took a sip of wine and said, "Silly apprentice, you haven't seen it yet." ”
Fang Shilong took out his wallet in great pain, took out a large stack of cash, put it on the counter, and said: "Okay, Yang Min, Sun Shufang, we won't care about it this time, don't forget that you are in the observation period, this matter is a big trouble, it is not good for you and us, this time the loss of one person and half is good, don't say who bullies whom." ”
After hearing the observation period, Yang Min's momentum instantly withered and looked at Sister Sun, who kicked Yang Min angrily and scolded: "Innocent soft egg, this is afraid." ”
With a 'snap', Lao Mouzi threw the liquor bottle on the ground and said, "Sun Shufang is almost enough! What's the matter, you still want to die in the world?
Yang Min pulled Sun Shufen and said, "Forget about my wife, people have to bow their heads under the eaves." ”
Sun Shufen said angrily: "Get out!"
then sat next to Liu Zhendong and said to Yang Min: "Why are you stunned, go to the skewers, don't let my brother go hungry." ”
Yang Min responded, and hurriedly went to the back kitchen to grill skewers, Fang Shilong sat opposite Sister Sun, and said, "Sun Shufen has been doing things for so long, is it still so interesting?"
When Sister Sun heard this, she became angry, slapped the table and shouted: "Do you mean it! Let me ask you, can you forget it?"
Fang Shilong was silent for a while, but Lao Mouzi walked up to Sister Sun and said: "I was also ignorant back then, and the shot was not light or heavy, but you were too excited at the time, it was originally a routine investigation, why did you react so much, you can't blame me for this." ”
Sister Sun got angry when she saw Lao Mouzi, pointed at Lao Mouzi's nose and scolded: "Bah! Do you know, Yang Min and I are both infertile, we finally had a child, and it was destroyed like this, for so many years, Yang Min and I have tried all methods, but there is no way to be pregnant, I tell you, the old lady will not forgive you until you die!"
Lao Mouzi sighed and said, "Yes, it's my fault, okay." ”
Sister Sun squinted at Lao Mouzi, then at Liu Zhendong, and said: "Lao Mouzi, don't lie to me, Tiegen is definitely not your apprentice, although you people are not good, but the exercises are not so unsightly, if Tiegen is your apprentice, how can he be unstable." ”
Lao Mouzi sat down and said, "The Demon Gate has to be blamed for this, and of course Ahri also has some responsibility. ”
When Sister Sun heard this, she slapped the table again, and the dilapidated table finally collapsed in a humiliating manner.
Liu Zhendong was also awakened and said: "No, wait a minute, I'll take a moment, my brain is a little messy now, no, what are you doing, Sister Sun, you have also practiced martial arts?
Lao Mouzi said: "Oh, that's because your Sun Sister and Brother Min are not ordinary people, they are monks of the Eight Sects, the Elite Sect. ”
Liu Zhendong was even more dizzy, and said, "Wait, what are the Eight Sect Cultivators? Jingzong Sect? Is it a similar sect to Jingwu Sect? Sister Sun, you and Brother Min are both martial arts practitioners?"
Sister Sun said with some embarrassment: "This is not a person who practices martial arts, in short, it is a little different from ordinary people." ”
Lao Mouzi waved his hand and said: "Okay, now is not the time to discuss any Jingwumen, Liu Zhendong You also saw the battle today, no matter what, I hope you don't spread these things everywhere, after all, you have to believe in science." ”
Liu Zhendong almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, thinking in his heart that I believe in the science of a ghost, you are even more exciting than martial arts movies, the most excessive thing is to take things from the air, could it be that there are really immortal cultivators in this world.
Liu Zhendong is now full of greetings, today's experience is too exciting, at this time Yang Min appeared with a skewer, seeing that there was no table, he directly threw a table.
Yang Min also sat down, took out a pack of cigarettes and handed it to everyone, Liu Zhendong and Lao Mouzi both waved their hands and did not take it, but Fang Shilong lit one.
Yang Min patted Sister Sun and said, "Actually, I have also figured out over the years that although Lao Mouzi made Shufang miscarry, it did pull us out of the wrong way." ”
Sister Sun was angry and said, "What's the matter, you just gave in! Forget how our child died?"
Yang Min sighed and said: "Shufang, what can you do if you don't give in, you know in your heart who is right and who is wrong, it's just that the child's death makes you very uncomfortable, resulting in having opinions about Lao Mouzi all the time, it's time to let go, we are still young, and we still have a chance to have our baby." ”