Chapter 357: The Relationship between Literati and Chrysanthemums (First Update)
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A group of people came to the classroom in a huge way, grabbed a large number of seats in the back row, after Li Yundong sat down, he suddenly saw Ruan Hongling also sitting in the back row, Li Yundong couldn't help but be surprised: "Why do you come to this kind of class? Aren't you a freshman?"
Ruan Hongling said slowly: "I always feel that something is going to happen to you, so I'll come and see the fun." Go to the net --.7-K--o-m. ”
Li Yundong was so depressed that he vomited blood, he rolled Ruan Hongling's eyes widely, and then said to the little foxes sitting in the back row: "If you dare to make trouble, no one is allowed to eat dinner when you go back!"
The little foxes were startled, and sat upright one by one, their mouths tightly closed.
Feng Na has always been very curious about the relationship between so many beauties and Li Yundong, as soon as she saw Li Yundong speak, these people were so well-behaved in the world, she couldn't help asking: "Li Yundong, you have been trafficking in human beings these days? Where did you get so many beauties? You can go and open a modeling agency!"
Li Yundong raised his head and snorted: "My old man is very charming, and people put it up themselves!"
Feng Na didn't believe it, so she turned her face and asked the little foxes, "What do you have to do with him?"
The little foxes were frightened by Li Yundong, where did they dare to speak, their heads shook like rattles, Feng Na saw them shaking their heads, and thought that they didn't dare to say, her heart was sour, and she said stupidly: "If you don't say it, you won't say it, Li Yundong, Li Yundong, you can spend too much, right?"
Li Yundong coughed dryly twice, and said in his heart: Hua Mao, have you ever seen Hua Cheng a virgin like me?
He didn't want to continue to entangle with Feng Na on this topic, and at this time, the teacher also came in, so he quickly changed the topic and said, "The teacher is here, go to class." ”
Feng Na sneered and said, "You big-headed ghost class, did you bring a textbook? No, what about the notebook?
Li Yundong smiled wryly: "Lord, you old man should raise your noble hand, the teacher should go to class! Don't you see that the classroom is full?"
Feng Na noticed that the large classroom was already full, and even the aisles were full of people, and she was startled: "Why are there so many people?"
Li Yundong also smiled: "If you sell standing tickets, I'm afraid you can make a big windfall!"
Feng Na smiled: "You can also make a lot of money by selling tickets! However, I guess most of them are coming for you!"
Li Yundong looked around, and sure enough, he saw many people looking at him constantly, and he couldn't help laughing: "One day I won't be able to mess around, and I won't starve to death if I open an exhibition hall by myself." ”
Feng Na covered her mouth and smiled: "That's good, remember to call me, I'll help you collect tickets and engage in publicity." ”
Li Yundong's heart suddenly moved, and he thought: By the way, Feng Na can come to help in the tea room I opened, should you tell her?
Li Yundong thought about it for a while, and said secretly: Let's talk about it after a while, what if we lose money at that time? Wouldn't it be a shame to go home?
At this time, the teacher who walked into the classroom was also taken aback by the full number of students in this classroom, and he couldn't help but get excited: After so many years of attending classes, which time was not a sparse pull, and many students ran away in the middle of it? When was there so many people? Today this is really full!
What is happiness? Happiness is, cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Ultraman fights monsters every day!
Isn't the happiness of a teacher expected to be attended by the students in the audience every day?
The teacher of the classical class was surnamed Hua, an old pedant with a lot of flowers, and he was so excited that his blood was surging, as if the youth he hadn't seen for many years had returned to his body.
Teacher Hua coughed on the podium and said excitedly, "Students, let's start class now......
The students under the stage chattered and exchanged ears, as if they hadn't seen him at all.
Teacher Hua suddenly sat on the wax, his face showed embarrassment, and he was a little louder, and said, "Students, it's class!"
But the sound below not only did not decrease, but became louder!
Teacher Hua heard it clearly, and saw some of the girls chattering: "Hey, which one is Li Yundong?"
"That, there is the tenth in the back row, you can't even recognize it? It's so easy to recognize, the one sitting in a large group of beautiful women is!"
"Ah, really! This time I saw a real person, I didn't even see it clearly on the rostrum last time, and I heard him object to us eating......"
"Ahh
Teacher Hua was depressed in his heart, and he said in his heart: Dare to love so many students, isn't it for his own class?
This also hurts self-esteem, right?
Teacher Hua only felt that the flame of enthusiasm in his heart seemed to be poured a basin of cold water on his head, and his heart was cold, but after thinking about it, he thought about it again: No, what does a teacher do? Isn't it just to educate students? The more this is the case, the more I have to educate these students!
Teacher Hua reinvigorated his confidence on the podium and said in his heart: I don't believe that the content of my lecture will not attract you.
He didn't care about the noise in the audience, so he used the wireless microphone to start the lecture, and the lecture was loud and loud, which made the students in the audience grin one by one, they covered their ears, and said: "Damn, did the teacher take medicine or hang up today?
At that moment, a student shouted, "Teacher, your voice is too loud, we can't stand it!"
Teacher Hua said leisurely on the podium: "If I don't make a noise, how can I cover you?"
The students under the podium burst into laughter, and after a while, the order of the classroom was much better.
Seeing this, Teacher Hua immediately came to his senses, and worked the podium, only to speak in a daze, foaming at the mouth.
Li Yundong didn't want to attend the class, he just came to hang up his name, so as not to skip class too many times, and then be expelled again, which would be a big wrong.
Being expelled is a trivial matter, when the parents' side cut off the monthly relief money, and their own side has not entered the rice, in case of losing money in business, there is no way out, and I really have to take the big and small foxes to open a circus.
Li Yundong listened to the wandering world in his seat, but it was the first time for the little foxes to take this kind of class, and they felt very excited, and they sat upright one by one, just like the old gentleman's class in a private school.
Teacher Hua was condescending on the podium, who was listening carefully, who was talking small, who was putting on makeup, who was texting, naturally he could see it clearly at a glance, and he secretly said in his heart: It's rare that these girls are so beautiful and so serious in class, it's rare!
Teacher Hua seemed to be encouraged, and the harder he spoke, when it came to the excitement, he really recited poems casually, shook his head, and really had a bit of the style of an old gentleman who went to a private school.
Although Su Chan had also taken a few such classes with Li Yundong, she had always been very envious of Li Yundong for coming to such a big school, so she also listened very carefully, especially when the teacher stood on the podium and began to talk about the question of "the relationship between ancient literati and flowers", she listened with relish.
Li Yundong saw that Su Chan was so attentive when he heard it, so he smiled and smashed her arm with his elbow: "Hey, does it sound so good?"
Su Chan grinned: "It's good! It's a long experience!"
At this time, the teacher on the podium was talking about the relationship between literati and chrysanthemums, talking about the works of Tao Yuanming, 6 You and other famous artists of chrysanthemums, and when it came to interest, he simply shook his head and recited a poem: "Autumn silk is like a pottery family, and it is becoming more and more oblique around the edge of the fence." It's not that chrysanthemums are favored in flowers, and this flower is even more flowerless. ”
Li Yundong listened to his recitation, and suddenly laughed, and he said to Su Chan with a wicked smile: "By the way, do you know why these literati love Yongju?"
Su Chan said confidently: "Of course I know, do you think your chick has no culture? Chrysanthemum is fresh and elegant, noble temperament, and is the flower of a gentleman, so the ancient literati used chrysanthemums as a metaphor to show their noble meaning and gentleman's heart." ”
Li Yundong shook his head with a wicked smile and said, "No, no, this is a big fallacy!"
Su Chan's mouth opened wide and asked puzzledly, "Ah, that's not right, what's the reason?"
Li Yundong smiled: "Why do literati love chrysanthemums?"
Su Chan blinked his eyes: "Why?"
Li Yundong paused word by word, and said seriously: "Because they are all heavy tastes!"
As soon as Li Yundong finished saying this, Feng Na next to him couldn't help laughing.
As soon as she laughed, she immediately felt that something was wrong, and quickly covered her mouth, turned her head to the side, and snickered, shrugging her shoulders.
Li Yundong sneered without smiling: "Classmate Feng Na, you actually understand?
Feng Na laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, where could she care about talking to Li Yundong.
Su Chan was confused, her eyes were straight, and she kept pondering Li Yundong's words in her heart: Why do literati love chrysanthemums because they have a heavy taste? What is the reason?
Feng Na's previous laughter was very abrupt in the classroom, and Teacher Hua on the podium looked very unhappy in his heart, and he said secretly: You girl, why are you so unruly in class? Look at the girls behind you, how well-behaved are they?
Teacher Hua was unhappy, and after he finished chanting the chrysanthemum poem, he asked, "Do you know whose poem I just recited and what is its name?"
Many of the students below the stage peeked at Li Yundong and the beauties beside him from time to time, and some were making up for sleep, some were playing with mobile phones, and some were putting on makeup, but few were listening to the class, and for a while the class was quiet, almost everyone looked at each other, plus this poem was relatively remote and remote, and no one knew the source of this poem.
Teacher Hua snorted in his nose, and he said secretly: You guys don't listen carefully to the class, they are not good students, look at the few in the back who are so serious, you know that they are good students at a glance, they must know!
After speaking, Teacher Hua pointed to the little foxes in the back row and said, "The fifth student from the right in the back row, you stand up." ”
Li Yundong was stunned for a moment, he looked back, but saw that the fifth student from the right sitting in the back row was a little fox from the Fox Zen Gate, this little fox first looked at Li Yundong, and then stood up in confusion, looking at the teacher with a blank face.
Teacher Hua asked kindly, "Classmate, do you know the origin of this poem?"
The little fox said in his heart: I know, but the head of the house didn't let us talk before!
She shook her head.
Teacher Hua was shocked, he looked depressed, and pointed to the little fox next to her: "What about you?
The other little fox also stood up, and when she saw that her senior sister hadn't spoken before, of course she couldn't speak, so she shook her head in a sullen gourd-like manner.
Teacher Hua was so depressed in his heart, he didn't believe in evil and shouted a few little foxes next to them one by one, but they all shook their heads and stuffed gourds!
Teacher Hua was furious, and couldn't help but shout: "Why don't you know how to ask three questions? How do you go to class? Look at you all beautiful and shiny, why are your heads empty!"
The little foxes felt this grievance in their hearts, and secretly said: We are not your students! We know, but the head of the house will not let us say it!
Teacher Hua was furious and panting with anger on the podium, Su Chan secretly hugged herself in the audience, she said in her heart: This teacher, if you scold my fellow teachers and sisters, isn't it equivalent to scolding me? It doesn't matter if you scold me, wouldn't you scold my Yundong again? He is our head, we were scolded, and his face was dull, no, I have to fight for Yundong for this breath!
Su Chan thought of this, and everything else was thrown out of the clouds, she stretched out her hand and said loudly: "Teacher, I know!"
Li Yundong was taken aback and pulled her: "Hey, don't talk nonsense." ”
Teacher Hua saw Li Yundong's action, and immediately shouted: "Classmate Li Yundong, if you don't say it yourself, don't you let other students say it?"
Li Yundong couldn't cry or laugh, he wanted to say: She is my girlfriend, not a student here......
But he saw that the teacher was angry, and he said this sentence himself, and maybe there would be some more turmoil, so he swallowed the words back.
Teacher Hua pointed at Su Chan and said loudly: "This classmate, don't be afraid, stand up and answer the question loudly." ”
Seeing that Li Yundong was no longer blocking him, Su Chan jumped up and said loudly: "This poem is from the hand of Yuan Zhi in the Tang Dynasty, and the poem is called "Chrysanthemum"!"
The eyes of everyone in the classroom looked at Su Chan in unison, and there was a lot of discussion for a while.
Mr. Hua's heart was relieved: his grandfather's, finally someone knows the origin of this poem, it's not easy!
Teacher Hua's face was full of relief, he saw that Su Chan answered without thinking, so he had the heart to test her again, and asked, "Then do you know why the ancient literati loved chrysanthemums?"
When Li Yundong heard this, his heart suddenly chuckled, he opened his mouth wide, and said secretly: No, is there such a coincidence?
When Su Chan heard it, ha, isn't this the question Yundong asked just now?
The little girl was overjoyed, her mouth was straight, and she said loudly without thinking about it: "Because they are all heavy tastes!!"