(Go to the net.)

Su Chan said a word, and the whole classroom was quiet in an instant, silent, and the needle could be heard. Go and see the net.

Everyone looked at Su Chan dumbfounded, the teacher standing on the podium had straight eyes, the sun was jumping suddenly, and Li Yundong was even more crazy in his heart: He***, you said it too fast, I can't stop you?

The silence was only for a moment, and then there was an astonishing burst of laughter in the classroom, which was like a thunderclap on the ground, and almost lifted the roof.

Su Chan was laughed inexplicably by everyone, confused, she looked around blankly and said, "Did I say something wrong?"

Teacher Hua on the podium held back his anger and said, "This classmate, if you don't know, you don't know, don't make trouble in class!"

Su Chan said loudly: "I know, Yundong told me!"

After that, she stretched out her hand and pointed at Li Yundong, and all the eyes in the classroom looked at Li Yundong.

Li Yundong burst into tears suddenly, and he said in his heart: Little girl, little girl, I've known you for so long, why can you cause me something every time you come to school?

Su Chan didn't react at first, but she soon became wrong, especially when she looked at Li Yundong, Li Yundong's expression was as if she was looking for a crack in the ground to get into.

Su Chan chuckled in her heart, and she said secretly: It's bad, shouldn't I say the wrong thing again? But, but I did what Yundong told me......

The little girl was aggrieved and puzzled in her heart, she lowered her head, glanced at Li Yundong timidly, and timidly glanced at the students around her who were laughing wildly, her head was getting lower and lower, and then she seemed to want to bury it in her chest.

Teacher Hua was jumping on the podium, and he said, "This classmate, please sit down." Li Yundong, please stand up. ”

Su Chan sighed, sat down timidly, she glanced at Li Yundong timidly, and saw that Li Yundong was looking at her with a look of wanting to cry without tears, and said in a low voice: "Little girl, little girl, I was miserable by you!"

Su Chan's head pressed even lower, she sighed, sat in her place, and muttered repeatedly in her heart: What the hell am I wrong? Why is everyone laughing so much?

As soon as Li Yundong stood up, the students in the classroom cheered loudly, not only the students in the classroom, but even the corridor was full of students, who all heard the news and wanted to see Li Yundong's demeanor.

Fortunately, Li Yundong did not disappoint them, and he really put on a good show.

For a while, the students inside and outside the classroom were excited, countless faces were pasted on the glass windows of the classroom, and countless mobile phones were turned on to take pictures of every move in the classroom.

In the face of such cheers, Li Yundong smiled dryly, and said to Teacher Hua, who was as black as the bottom of a pot on the podium: "Teacher Hua, in fact, ......"

Before he finished speaking, Teacher Hua shouted angrily: "Don't talk, listen to me!"

Facing Biao's teacher, Li Yundong closed his mouth very interestingly.

Teacher Hua said loudly: "I know that you are a star student in this school, but please also respect my profession and my identity! I am a teacher, as long as you take classes in this class, you will be my student!"

Li Yundong smiled bitterly, and he said in his heart: How can I disrespect you!

Seeing that Li Yundong didn't speak, Teacher Hua said again: "Aren't you very good at talking just now? Come on, come to the podium, you come to lecture, I'll be a student, okay? Come, especially explain the problem of heavy taste!"

After saying that, he walked off the podium in a huff and stood under the podium.

Li Yundong couldn't cry or laugh, he was about to speak, but he heard the students inside and outside the classroom laughing, and they clamored one by one: "Li Yundong, we support you!"

The noise was like a huge wave, and the noise almost drowned out everyone.

Teacher Hua saw these students coaxing like this, he became even more angry, and sneered with a wireless microphone: "Go, make it clear, you can also experience what it is like to be a teacher." If you don't come up, the whole class will be deducted zero points for the exam!"

As soon as he said this, the students were in an uproar, especially the students who wanted to take such a class, and they all looked at Li Yundong with blank eyes, as if they were looking at Guanyin Bodhisattva who saved the suffering.

Li Yundong saw that he was forced into a corner, so he had no choice but to walk to the podium, coughed dryly, and said, "Actually, this is a misunderstanding......

Teacher Hua interrupted him with a sneer below and said, "Let's not listen to misunderstandings, we have to listen to heavy explanations!"

The students burst out laughing again, clamoring one by one: "We have to listen to the explanations of the heavy taste!"

Li Yundong was sweating profusely, he felt that he would rather face the siege of all the major sects than the scene in front of him!

Li Yundong wiped a cold sweat and said with a twist: "Actually, in the past 5,000 years in China, there have been many poets of Yongdai, but the most famous of them is Tao Yuanming, who made a famous sentence of picking chrysanthemums under the east fence and leisurely seeing Nanshan. Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty also wrote poems that were cold-tolerant only in the east fence chrysanthemum, and the golden millet was clearer at the beginning of the dawn. Huang Chao also left a good sentence that the sky-high incense array penetrated Chang'an, and the city was full of golden armor. ”

Li Yundong counted the poets who had done chrysanthemum poems one by one, and the students were quiet for a while, they didn't know why Li Yundong counted these poets and their poems one by one, and they were curious, so they listened to him quietly, although the teacher Hua in the audience was angry, but he nodded secretly in his heart: Yes, I have read a lot of books, no wonder he is so famous in school. It seems that the last time he debated Buddhism with Yan Huazhong, it should not be a false rumor.

Li Yundong said: "There are many chrysanthemum poems, such as Su Shi's 'light muscles and weak bones are scattered and secluded, and the golden stamen is overflowing. If you want to know the old trillium, the herbs begin to bloom when they are destroyed. For example, Li Bai's 'sigh East Fence Chrysanthemum, the stem is sparse and the leaves are slight. Although it is said that Lanhui is different, it also has its own fragrance. Another example is Du Fu's 'cold flowers have bloomed, and the chrysanthemum is a single branch. The old pickers are frequent, and the light fragrant wine is temporary. ’”

Li Yundong cited these poets who had done chrysanthemum poems like a cannon, without pausing at all, the students were all knowledgeable people, and for a while, no one secretly applauded Li Yundong's strong memory and erudition, but at the same time, they were more and more strange in their hearts: What did Li Yundong do with so many poets and verses who had sung chrysanthemum poems? What does this have to do with heavy taste?

They were puzzled, but they saw Li Yundong and said: "Look, among these poets, Tao Yuanming is a native of Xunyang Chaisang in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, which is now a native of Jiangxi, Bai Juyi is a native of Henan, Huang Chao is a native of Shandong, Su Dongpo is a native of Sichuan, Li Bai is also a native of Sichuan, and Du Fu is also a native of Henan. ”

"Jiangxi cuisine is heavy and oily, the taste is thick, I like chili peppers, not to mention Sichuan cuisine, spicy and spicy is famous all over the country, Shandong is famous for Shandong cuisine, and the characteristics of Shandong cuisine are also salty and fresh, and the umami of the dishes is mobilized by salt. Not to mention Henan cuisine, the fresh fragrance is its characteristic. You can see that I have listed so many people, and the dishes in their places are basically quite heavy, so I say they are all heavy flavors!"

After Li Yundong finished speaking, he only felt that he was sweating profusely, as if he had fought five hundred rounds with a hundred Yuanying masters.

These students listened to Li Yundong's nonsense for a while, and forcefully rounded up their words, and they immediately laughed, whistled, and cheered one after another.

Teacher Hua was originally angry and angry in his heart, but after listening to Li Yundong's nonsense, he couldn't help but smile, he nodded and said secretly: Although this guy is talking nonsense, he doesn't have a solid foundation in ancient literature and extraordinary reactions, so he can't be rounded.

Some of the girls in the classroom who were curious and admired looked at Li Yundong with starry eyes, and couldn't help but say: "I only knew that Li Yundong was vigorous and brave, but today I know that he is still a suave literati, he is really both civil and military, where can I find such a boy?"

"Idiot, didn't you see him debating the Dharma with Yan Hua last time?"

"Who understands that? But didn't you see her chanting chrysanthemum poems just now? Wow, what a style! So handsome!"

"Damn, can't help but get excited when you hear the word chrysanthemum?

A boy who heard them onomachio next to him couldn't help but sigh: "What is? You can win countless fans for a while, and make a group of beautiful eyebrows even willing to make a promise, this is called!"

"What do you know, you don't know these poems, you can show me one nonsense!"

"Alas, I only learned today that even if you recite poems, you can pick up girls!

Li Yundong explained it indiscriminately, although it was barely self-justifying, Teacher Hua nodded secretly under the podium, thinking that this matter would be over, but the students who didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement didn't intend to let him go.

Some of the students shouted, "Teacher Li, let's do something exciting!"

These students coaxed together, and the students inside and outside the classroom also coaxed for fear that the world would not be chaotic: "Come on with some excitement!"

Li Yundong scolded in his heart: Damn, you are really fucking gloating, I have come through such a perverted thing in the sprinkle family, and you still refuse to let me go! Okay, you don't let me have a good time, and I don't let you have a good time!

Li Yundong's heart was horizontal, and he didn't stop doing it, and said loudly: "Want to be excited?"

These birdmen had green eyes and nodded excitedly: "Yes, yes, we want to be excited!"

Li Yundong waved his hand and said, "Okay, now put away all the books, let's take the exam!"

Everyone was dumbfounded, and some students in the front row asked, "Exam, exam?"

Li Yundong glanced at them and said with a natural expression: "Aren't you going to be excited? Isn't the exam exciting?"

These students immediately burst out laughing, and even Teacher Hua, who had been keeping a straight face, couldn't help but laugh.

A curious student asked, "Teacher Li, what is the content of the test?"

Li Yundong didn't think about it, and said loudly: "Just take the test, about the relationship between literati Yongju and heavy taste!" After he finished speaking, he seemed to think of something again, and added: "It's not allowed to plagiarize and follow the explanation I just made!"

There was another burst of laughter inside and outside the classroom, and Teacher Hua also laughed and scolded: "Slippery head!"

The class couldn't go on anymore at this point, and Teacher Hua shook his head helplessly: "Forget it, I'll let you go today, don't make trouble next time!"

If Li Yundong received amnesty, he hurriedly said in a serious manner: "Please rest assured, teacher, I will definitely live up to the ardent expectations of the party and the people in the future, study hard, make progress every day, and strive to be a new person in the construction of the motherland!"

The crowd laughed again.

After the turmoil of a class, Li Yundong easily waited until the end of class, after he walked out of the classroom, Zhou Qin and Ruan Hongling kept whispering, their eyes swept towards Li Yundong from time to time, and from time to time burst out of laughter.

The little foxes were all on their toes, as if their own head had done something earth-shattering just now.

Only Su Chan lowered his head, rubbed the corners of his clothes with his hands, and didn't dare to raise his head to look at Li Yundong more.

When Li Yundong saw her like this, he wanted to teach her a lesson, but he couldn't say a word, so he thought that he would wait until he went back.

The group walked out of the teaching building, Ruan Hongling was talking to Zhou Qin, the corner of her eyes suddenly swept away, and she saw an acquaintance, she said hello to Zhou Qin and Li Yundong: "You wait, I'll come if I have something to do." ”

As she spoke, she ran away and shouted at a boy from a distance, "Yan Hua, stop me!"

Li Yundong looked at it at a glance and wondered in his heart: Hey, hasn't she always hated and disliked this boy?

Sorry sorry, I went out to eat, and the update was late~

The third watch tonight is still ~