Chapter Ninety-Seven: A Few Words?
The promotion of "Thai Embarrassment" is very good.
Roadshows, promotional videos, material drops and the like, and even trailers are posted behind "The Big Winner"...
And I also made a bunch of short tidbits, all of which revolve around shemales!
When I worshipped the Buddha, I saw a beautiful woman, who was a ladyboy, drank in a bar, blew on a bottle with a girl, and met by chance when I went to the toilet...
Extreme spoof!
What comes to mind when you think of Thailand? Of course, it's a shemale!
Regardless of whether it is vulgar or not, isn't that the reason?
Almost over, Xu Zheng proposed euphemistically: "Do you want to ask the navy to maintain your reputation?"
He... I'm a little scared!
What Lu Chuan said is too terrifying, what 'It's really helpless to form this team, the reason is that the film was maliciously swiped with low scores, we don't go to hack others, but we also have to protect ourselves!''
Shen Mengxi waved his hand: "There's no need, just these people can't see negative evaluations, if there are any negative evaluations, let's just say a water army, if Dafang admits that the other party is the audience, it is equivalent to admitting in disguise that the movie he made is not good." ”
"Accustomed to small circle flattery!"
"That's right, the current media preview screenings and expert seminars are useless!"
Shen Mengxi remembered one thing: "Do you remember, last year or the year before last, Mr. Zhao Benshan's work seminar, it seems to be "Liu Laogen 2", or something, an expert told the truth, and then was caught and scolded by Zhao Benshan!"
Because it's the rule!
Everyone is in the circle, and looking for you is what you brout!
"Stephen Chow, why is your 'Peeing Cow Ball' so popular?"
"It's not the right question to ask me, it's better to ask why customers are coming to me!"
A: Since I took peeing cow pills, my brain has been much more flexible, and I can score 100 points in every exam;
B: I've become much more beautiful after eating it;
C: After I ate it, I was obviously taller, you see, I had muscles;
Who the told you to find fault?
Remember, it's their job, after all, this group of experts can't do anything else, they have to find a way to make some money.
What is this like?
It's like... By the way, you spend money to do things, and when it's over, you're quite satisfied, and an experienced technician will say: Brother, you're so good.
Don't believe it, believing is stupid!
I couldn't hold back and wanted to reply, so I said, 'You're so good, I can usually last ten minutes, but this time it's gone in three seconds'...
Ahem, you think it's the Titanic seminar?
Excerpt one or two sentences from the domestic seminar of "Titanic", the speeches of experts from all walks of life:
"Titanic" may win the popularity of audiences around the world, but as far as "movies" are concerned, the film is just a game of throwing money. ’
I think Titanic is a very ridiculous thing compared to the Chinese movies we are currently shooting. The concept of Chinese blockbusters is ideology and theme, and investment comes second; while Hollywood plays with money, and we are not bad at taking out some of our war films and watching them; and pulling some of our actors out to take a look, we are not bad. What we lack is funding. ’
Xu Zheng sighed...
He used to feel like an artist!
After graduating from the opera, he joined the Shanghai Drama Center as a drama actor, and participated in drama works such as "Accompanying Lady", "Shang Ying" and "Accompanying Reading".
Four years later, the 26-year-old won the Magnolia Award for his starring role in "The Color of Stocks" — the highest honor a drama actor can receive in China.
It was also in the year he won the award that he directed and acted in two experimental plays, "Crowded" and "Mother Tongue", and at the Shanghai Theater Festival, he performed alone on stage for 40 minutes without moving.
The audience was either stunned or asleep, and reporters also came to ask what it meant. Xu Zheng gushed a lot of his own opinions, but found that the reporter's eyes gradually became dull, and his face was full of doubts.
Then he understood: no one else can understand it, so what's the point of tinkering with it yourself?
It just so happened that TV series were more popular in those years, and he resolutely went north and filmed a TV series!
......
On the 18th, Shen Mengxi went to work as usual...
The young lady was idle and bored, and she also came.
Her studio is on the eleventh floor of the Dream Creek Building...
It's just that she rarely comes!
"Here, put it on!"
Shen Mengxi asked the logistics department for a set of lady's work clothes and gave it to the young lady.
The young lady asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"
"Put it on, you make a cameo appearance as my secretary today!"
"Do you have a female secretary?"
“... For example, I'm just two assistants, both of whom are men, haven't you seen them?"
"I don't change, this dress... It's not pretty!"
"If you don't wear a sanitation suit, you should be content!"
"What?"
"It's okay..."
The couple chatted about some private things in Shen Mengxi's office.
The company runs on its own...
On the twentieth day of the release of "One Shot to the End", the cumulative box office has exceeded one billion, yesterday was the twenty-first day, and there were still 26 million in the single-day box office on weekdays...
As soon as a phenomenal movie is formed, even if it falls, it is not so fast.
It can mobilize a lot of non-reserve audiences!
Of course, everyone did not relax their vigilance, after all, "Thai Embarrassment" is facing three movies: "Zodiac", "Big Shanghai", and "Blood Drops"!
Shan Zhou Cheng plus Chen Kexin, Lao Xu fights alone in the golden age of Hong Kong films!
It's time for a change of dynasty!
By the way, and Yang Xiaomi's "Breakup Contract" is also scheduled for December 24, Christmas...
The young lady changed her clothes, turned around, showed it, and asked Shen Mengxi, "Is it good-looking?"
“... What do you say?"
Boss Shen pointed to Xiao Shen, who was a little excited...
The young lady rolled her eyes, then stepped back and made a panicked look: "... Don't mess around, I'm telling you it's in the office, there's no sign of a knock on the door!"
Shen Mengxi was stunned for a moment...
I didn't do anything on the horse, did I?
Well, it's on the go!
He stood up very cooperatively, walked towards the young lady step by step, and said with a cruel smile: "Hehe, little beauty... Phew, Chubby, stop struggling... Come on, I'll show you what it means to have fireworks in your head!"
The young lady deliberately struggled a few times, and was about to succumb...
"Knock knock..."
There was a knock on the door...
"Who?"
"I..."
It's Lao Zhao's voice!
"Is there something wrong?"
Ma Dan, what about this acting, the play is bigger than the sky, do you understand the rules?
"Can you open the door first?"
Depend on!
Shen Mengxi was very unhappy and let go of the young lady who came to her mouth, opened the door, and then a group of people stood at the door.
There are even cameras...
The leader is Lao Zhao and... Yao Miao.
That's right, the Chinese film report is coming.
"Ah, Yao Miao, I haven't seen you for a long time..."
Shen Mengxi blocked the door and deliberately said it loudly - for the young lady in the room.
If she's disheveled...
It's nothing, isn't it a bad influence!
"Mr. Shen, is it convenient for us to be interviewed?"
“... You're here, what's inconvenient?"