Chapter 1234: Taishi Gongzhen is a Versailles scholar
In fact, it's no wonder that netizens complained that on the "Wedding Viewing Guide" released by Xiaobai Entertainment, the whole process from the welcome ceremony system to the wedding process was sprinkled with thousands of words, which made people dizzy, and those who didn't know thought that Gu Xiaobai had sent another paper.
The gifts of dozens of carriages and the honor guards of dozens of rides at every turn made netizens stunned.
This is a carriage and a guard of honor on horseback!
In these days, a four-horse carriage is estimated to be more expensive than a BMW.
Moreover, there are so few people who can ride horses skillfully, and those who can ride horses and walk the guard of honor...... There may not be many left in the world.
Is this the Queen's personal guard?
Wait, will the Queen's personal guard still ride horses?
Seeing the process and pomp announced by Xiaobai Entertainment, the voice of "extravagance" that had been suppressed rose again.
The chaebols, who did not get the naming rights and could not bear all the costs, suddenly felt relieved.
It's so good, it scares me to death.
How much manpower and material resources are required for this kind of pomp!
Not to mention the sum of this, it will take thousands of people, and even if so many people come to rehearse, how much will it cost......
It's almost time for a big military parade.
Compared with this pomp, Jiang Wei's wedding process itself seems much simpler.
However, netizens also complained about this.
"Greeting, prostration, salutation, prayer, co-bonding, closing the hair, holding hands...... What is this?"
"It looks like it's so troublesome, and getting married is really a troublesome thing!"
"I always feel that Jiang Wei is so pitiful, and he is going to be tossed around. ”
"You can't blow the lamp, be covered, and ...... Ah, speeding!"
"What do you know? When you get married, the most idle people are actually the bride and groom, you don't have to care about anything at home, the person who takes care of this thing is really tired, I want to know, what kind of team, can make these things in such a short time......"
"This can't be considered extravagant, this is simply the level of the emperor marrying his daughter, and the wedding of the real general and the princess is nothing more than that!"
Everyone has their own curiosity.
also has its own complaints.
They didn't know that this was not the emperor marrying his daughter, but it was almost the same.
This is a marriage between two countries, and if you want to keep the peace for hundreds of years, you naturally can't take it lightly.
And the reason why Gu Xiaobai made such a wedding description of more than 10,000 words is so that everyone will not be confused and know what role he should play in this wedding.
It's a pity that he overestimates other people too much, such 10,000 words, cold and obscure, it is estimated that few people in the world can read it patiently.
After all, there aren't many people who can read all the words smoothly.
The most pitiful are all kinds of journalists and self-media authors.
Others say that if they don't read it, they won't watch it, and they will wait for others to interpret it.
And they are the kind of people who are waiting to be interpreted by others!
Many people take out dictionaries that have not been used for a long time, read them, and take notes at the same time.
I cried when I watched it.
Why didn't you study hard in the first place?
If you had half of your current hard work when you were in school, you might have been admitted to Dongyuan University, so you wouldn't have to work so hard now!
Look at these characters written on this, are they really Chinese characters?
Are these things written by Gu Xiaobai really human words?
There was a wail on the Internet.
But there are also people who have treasured these things.
Dongyuan University, Zou Lao held this explanatory document and read it for a full afternoon.
Word by word study.
After reading it, I breathed a sigh of relief.
This is a royal wedding!
And it is more comprehensive than all the accounts that have survived so far.
There are many places among them, which obviously take into account the Xianbei tradition and combine the Xianbei customs.
In fact, Chinese civilization has always been consistent since ancient times, and many customs, traditions, regulations, and etiquette follow the Zhou etiquette, and then make certain modifications according to the current social and economic conditions. Over the years, the form has changed, but the core has not changed.
Moreover, this announcement, with its exquisite wording, is half-literate and half-white, although it is an expository thing, it is written with ups and downs, and it looks like there is a different kind of beauty.
After watching it again, I couldn't help but watch it again.
Zou Lao saw that his heart was throbbing, and after reading it again, he picked up his reading glasses again and entered his old friend group.
In the current domestic history and archaeology circles, they are all Taishan Beidou-level figures, many of whom are master disciples, and each of them is written into the textbook, which can be crowned with titles such as "laying the foundation for so-and-so research".
Sure enough, there was already an argument inside.
"This etiquette is incompatible, incompatible. That's not what is written in "The Book of Rites: Faint Righteousness". ”
"Why doesn't it fit? This is something that Xiaobai made, before questioning, I think it's best to flip through the book first and see if I remember correctly!"
"How can I be mistaken, I have already memorized the "Book of Rites" backwards, and I still need you to say!
"It's not in the Book of Rites, maybe it's lost? Is it very good to memorize it backwards? You really recite one for me, and send a voice and a voice!"
"You trust Xiaobai fiercely, don't you? Xiaobai is your apprentice?
"I just think that people who can write such an article will definitely not say anything, and this one can be regarded as a splendid article......
Seeing that a few old guys in the group were arguing so red-faced that they almost fought across the screen, Zou Lao couldn't help laughing.
Unlike those of them who try to completely restore history, Ren Xiaobai is not a historian, and for Xiaobai, history is just something to be used.
Is there anything in history that is not to be offended, sacred and noble?
No.
Moreover, looking at this document, you can understand that Gu Xiaobai does not want to have an original Han Dynasty wedding, he wants to have an unprecedented Han Xianbei marriage wedding!
In the past, I watched big foreign directors make movies, saying how serious and careful they were, and even designed a language specifically for the races in the book, how thick and thick the setting is, and so on.
Even Zou Lao will sigh that there are really too few such meticulous and serious things in China.
In many cases, only extreme paranoia and picking out details to the extreme can make amazing works.
Gu Xiaobai is almost the same, completely in an alternate world, in the most historically accurate way, fictionalized a wedding that never existed?
This guy is filming a music video, right?
How much effort does it take......
In fact, he didn't know, this was not what Gu Xiaobai wanted to do, but what Liu Che, Weiqing and others meant, and there was a whole department of people in the Han Dynasty who were busy working, and they were in charge of sacrificial state ceremonies too often, and this was what they were best at.
If they can't come out to help with such a big thing, isn't it for nothing?
In the Han Dynasty, Taichang was still a big official, and Taishi, Taizhu, Dazai, Taiyao, and Taiyi were all his subordinates.
Sima Qian, Taishi Gong, is also a subordinate of Taichang.
In fact, the announcement that made Zou Lao breathtaking and felt that the writing was brilliant was from the hand of a famous Taishi Gong.
At this moment, he was gritting his teeth while working overtime at 996, helping the son of the servant who seemed to him to be flying and domineering, the lowly Wei Qing and Huo Quai's subordinates to write all kinds of copywriting.
Even the pen in his hand is bald several times.
"Bah, their uncles and nephews are just lowly servants, and they are just in control of the government, and they are so extravagant that they hold such an over-standard wedding for their subordinates, this is not in line with the etiquette system!
A few years later, after Tai Shigong finished writing the biography of Wei Qinghuo's illness, he wrote off Jiang Wei with a stroke of his pen.
Phew, a general who has won a hundred battles, where is the sadness of my flying general Li Guang, who has been defeated repeatedly, I Li Guang is just unlucky!
A few years later, various documents were lost, and many people put together far-fetched and assembled the existing historical materials to piece together a plausible history, but a certain person who is really worth remembering has not left the slightest trace in history.
At this time, the revenge has not been successful, and Taishi Gong still needs to work hard.
Such an article makes Zou Lao and a group of historians still have to read it for an afternoon, and for others, it will be even more painful.
If you really want to understand this explanatory document, it's not something that ordinary history buffs can handle, and you have to check two bookshelves to check the information.
However, it is still possible to interpret it.
Soon, all kinds of complaints on the Internet flew all over the sky.
"The Hidden Versailles Scholar" says: ", I have discovered that Xiaobai is a real Versailles writer! It is really all Versailles! For example, this sentence: "Time is pressing, because it is simple, with 48 horsemen as the guard of honor, 240 servants, and 5 cars ...... rides."
What does this mean? It means that there is not enough time, so let's be simple, as long as forty-eight knights are the guard of honor, two hundred and forty people walk, and there are five carriages in between...... It's too simple, I'm a little sorry for everyone!"
"Everything can be Versailles": "Look at this dowry, 500 ingots of gold, 500 pairs of deer antlers, 10 boxes of ginseng, etc., and 45 pearls of the East China Sea...... I'm going to go, is this ginseng farmed? Where did the deer antler velvet come from? Uncle police, do you want to check it!"
"The most terrible thing is this, there are thirty attendants and maids? This can also be married? dross!"
Most people's reading ability, if they don't study it carefully, can only pick out some sentences from it and take them out of context.
But it's enough to take it out of context.
Extravagance?
Is Versailles really Super Versailles!
Is this really extravagant, or is it a fake Versailles?
For a while, people who had a luxurious wedding in Jet Jiangwei couldn't make up their minds.
The real thing, it looks a bit fake.
If it's fake to the extreme, it will seem real.
So, is this true or false?
Not to mention ordinary people, even those old guys of Zou Lao are arguing in the group.
"It's really fake, don't you know when you go to the scene to see?" Zou Lao silently watched a group of them beside them, the old man and the old lady who had to spray each other with their voices, sprayed in the group for two hours, more than 300, and then stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds to shine on the stage, and directly showed a beautiful invitation.
The words "Respectfully Mr. Zou Fangwu" are very clear on it.
Elderly people take pictures, and they like to have shaky hands.
But this photo is taken with clear edges and super positive colors, and I don't know how many times I took it at first glance!
As soon as this invitation appeared, the group was silent for a moment.
And then all sorts of memes.
"A thunderclap, look at your debut!"
"I'll just watch you quietly and pretend not to speak!"
"Kneel!"
"Drink plenty of hot water!"
"Thank you for having you!"
All kinds of expressions that are not in the right place are sprayed outward.
There was an old man who sent five "drink more hot water" after a long time and sent a voice.
"Oh, mom, when I saw this invitation, I almost fainted directly just now, and I drank five glasses of water before I pressed it down, Zou Fangwu, you old immortal, what else do you dare to do besides showing off? Do you dare to give me this invitation?"
"No, I'm going to get an invitation too!"
"It's like my old man can't get it!"
A group of people were quiet for a moment, presumably calling their disciples and grandchildren, trying to find a way to get an invitation.
The group was quiet for more than ten minutes.
An old man, who has always been gentle and elegant, burst into a foul mouth: "I'm XX in a day! Why is a ticket so expensive? How can it be so expensive!"
This is something that money can't buy!
"Old Zou, think of a way!"
"Find a way for the old brothers, we also want to go to the scene!"
If you don't go to see this kind of wedding, I'm afraid you'll regret it in your next life!
(I'm not satisfied with what is written later, I'll revise it, and I'll refresh it in ten minutes)
"It's like my old man can't get it!"
A group of people were quiet for a moment, presumably calling their disciples and grandchildren, trying to find a way to get an invitation.
The group was quiet for more than ten minutes.
An old man, who has always been gentle and elegant, burst into a foul mouth: "I'm XX in a day! Why is a ticket so expensive? How can it be so expensive!"
This is something that money can't buy!
"Old Zou, think of a way!"
"Find a way for the old brothers, we also want to go to the scene!"
If you don't go to see this kind of wedding, I'm afraid you'll regret it in your next life!"
A group of people were quiet for a moment, presumably calling their disciples and grandchildren, trying to find a way to get an invitation.
The group was quiet for more than ten minutes.
An old man, who has always been gentle and elegant, burst into a foul mouth: "I'm XX in a day! Why is a ticket so expensive? How can it be so expensive!"
This is something that money can't buy!
"Old Zou, think of a way!"
"Find a way for the old brothers, we also want to go to the scene!"
If you don't go to see this kind of wedding, I'm afraid you'll regret it in your next life!
The Historical Society was a little overwhelmed.