Chapter 303: Uncle Zhang's Ideals

"Fuck your uncle!" Zhang Da couldn't help but blush when he heard this, and snorted coldly, "Don't look at my age, but my ability in that area is very strong, where do I need to nourish my kidneys and strengthen my yang!"

Chen Feng chuckled: "Uncle Zhang, I remember you said that you only loved Xiao Dan in your life, and you have never opened meat, and you are still guarding her like jade!"

"Ahem, this ......" Zhang Da coughed and raised his eyebrows, "Everyone is a man, they all know it, and it's normal to open meat occasionally, right~"

Chen Feng said solemnly: "If you open the meat, you will open the meat, don't pull me, I'm just a pure little boy like a blank paper!"

"Don't pretend to me!"

Zhang Da obviously doesn't eat this set.

He took a sip of wine, a little drunk and hazy: "If I had such good conditions as you back then, let alone raising a Western meal, I would definitely travel all over the world and sleep wherever I went, so that I would not come to the world in vain!"

"Uncle Zhang, you've drunk too much. ”

"I did drink a lot, and people started talking nonsense. ”

Zhang Da lowered his head, rubbed the edge of the bowl with chopsticks, and said sullenly: "What about me, graduated from primary school, I have no culture, and I can't say anything nice, Xiao Dan is like the moon in the sky for me, but it is impossible to see, she has been hanging in the sky all her life, so beautiful." ”

Hearing Zhang Da's words, Chen Feng couldn't help but think of what Zhang Ailing said.

This old man must not have read it, so he can just take it out and pretend to be forced!

"Uncle Zhang, I think that this man will have at least two such women in his life. Marrying a red rose, over time, the red one becomes a smear of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white one is still the bright moonlight in front of the window; ”

Zhang Da waved his hand again and again: "Stinky boy, I have said a lot of nonsense, I don't understand." ”

Chen Feng explained with a smile: "To put it simply, what you can't get is the best!"

"What you can't get is the best ......"

"What you can't get is the best ......"

Zhang Da half-narrowed his eyes, muttered and repeated Chen Feng's words, and then slammed the table and stood up like an initiation: "Xiao Feng, I think you are right, what you can't get is the best!"

"So you've decided to give up pursuing Dan?"

Chen Feng suggested with a smile: "Uncle Zhang, in fact, you are not too old at your age, it is also very good to have a twilight love and go to the park and dance square dances every day." ”

Zhang Da's eyes widened, his hands clenched into fists, he looked at Chen Feng, and said firmly: "Xiao Feng, I think what you said is too right, I will do what you say now!"

"Now go to the square to find your wife?"

Chen Fengxin said Uncle or your uncle, should this work efficiency be so high?

"No!"

Zhang Da shook his head at this time, and said in high spirits: "I have decided, I will no longer chase Xiao Dan, I will chase Xiao Dan's daughter!"

Chen Feng: "......"

"Xiao Dan's daughter is in high school, I decided to go to her daughter's school to apply for a job as a security guard, near the water and the building is the first month, plus don't all the little girls like uncles now, I think I must have hope to catch up with her daughter!"

After speaking, Zhang Da rushed out of the door excitedly, no matter what Chen Feng called, he didn't look back.

Chen Feng couldn't help but hook his lips.

Your uncle, awesome!

If you can't catch up with Xiao Dan, you will chase Xiao Dan's daughter, and if you can't shout a wife, you can call your mother-in-law, this operation, it is estimated that only Zhang Da can do it.

Chen Feng got up and was about to close the door.

"Xiao Feng!" Fan Yingying, who had just returned from work, exclaimed happily.

"Sister Yingying. Chen Feng greeted warmly and found that Fan Yingying, who was wearing a slim suit, had a unique charm.

"Are you free now, I haven't seen you in a while, I miss you, come up to my house and sit down. Fan Yingying sent out an invitation.

"Okay!" Chen Feng agreed without hesitation.

Fan Yingying opened the door.

There was a puff of cold air coming out of the huge house.

It's not winter yet, but it's still a little cold inside.

"Isn't Old Fan here today?" Chen Feng looked curiously.

In the past, if Fan Lao was at home, when he saw Chen Feng, he would have already taken out a book of poems to discuss and exchange with Chen Feng.

Fan Yingying put down her bag, took off her blazer, and replied with a smile: "My dad has been to the countryside for a few days, and it will be a while before he comes back." ”

She rubbed her red hands and said angrily: "My brother is not at home when he goes to school, so this house is deserted." ”

Fan Yingying picked up the kettle on the table: "Xiaofeng, are you cold, if you feel cold, I'll turn on the air conditioner." ”

"It's not cold, I've just finished eating, I've had some wine, and I'm warm. ”

Chen Feng stepped forward and grabbed Fan Yingying's hand.

Her hands were small and boneless, and Chen Feng could grab both of her hands with just one hand.

He took the kettle and put it aside, then grabbed Fan Yingying's hand and put it to his mouth, and began to exhale softly.

Fan Yingying's hands were very cold, and her five fingers were as if they had just been fished out of the ice cellar.

"Kaede ......"

Fan Yingying obviously didn't expect Chen Feng to suddenly make such a move, she subconsciously retracted her hand.

Chen Feng said with a smile: "Sister Yingying, don't move, I'll warm your hands." ”

"Good ......" Fan Yingying no longer refused, and let Chen Feng hold her hand and exhale for her.

A delicate little face is getting redder and redder.

Slowly, she did feel that her hands, which were originally cold and were about to lose consciousness, slowly warmed up under Chen Feng's warming.

"Sister Yingying. Do you feel a lot warmer in your hands now?"

"Hmm. Fan Yingying nodded shyly.

Chen Feng stuffed both of her hands into his coat at the same time, grabbed it and said, "Sister Yingying, you come with me." ”

Fan Yingying obediently did so, followed Chen Feng to the edge of the sofa and sat down: "Xiaofeng, what are you going to do?"

Chen Feng stared at Fan Yingying's face seriously for two seconds, and said with a smile: "Sister Yingying, you belong to the cold physique, your hands and feet must be cold, come, you take off your shoes, and I will help you warm your feet." ”

When Fan Yingying heard this, her face suddenly turned as red as a red Fuji apple.

"Xiao Feng, no need. She subconsciously retracted her feet, her feet tightly together.

Chen Feng showed a harmless smile: "Sister Yingying, I'm your younger brother, you don't have to be embarrassed with me, be obedient, let me help you warm your feet!"

Fan Yingying saw that Chen Feng was really enthusiastic and couldn't refuse, so she nodded lightly.

She was just about to bend down to slipper, but Chen Feng was already squatting at her feet one step ahead of her, and his hands touched her white and slender ankles!