I, Wu Dalang, will grow my body from now on

I, Wu Dalang, will grow my body from now on

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[Slap in the face + food + best beauty + funny]\nWhen he woke up, Lin Bai was reborn. \nGood news: I have an extra wife, with a figure like Han Man, my eyes are seductive, and my curves are amazing! \nBad news: Reborn as Wu Dalang, one meter four four tall, looks like a wild boar, or a stunted wild boar. \nIncompetent wife, isn't this the rhythm of waiting for green? \nFortunately, at this time, the system awakens. \n【Body Panel Awakening!】 】\n[Newbie Reward: Master Scallion Pancake Craft]\n[Novice Mission: Harvest 100 Popularity]\n[Newbie Reward: Body Gain 20cm!] Wu Dalang looked down at Pan Jinlian, who was more exaggerated than Han Man beside him...\nHe resolutely got up and re-entered the kitchen! \nRe-do Dalang, starting with scallion pancakes, I, Wu Dalang, start developing today! \nThe introduction is short and weak, more exciting and super cool content, all in the text, welcome to read it~

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Bai Liangyu is dressed as a book of Xianxia with cubs, and the tens of thousands of people who run with cubs are blind in the text.

In the text, after the blind and cold immortal Zun conceived the floating frost and gave birth to a child, the white moonlight with the floating frost returned, and since then Bai Liangyu has been neglected, and the entire immortal sect regards him as a sloppy foot.

After that, Bai Liangyu was disheartened and ran away with the cub.

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who had just experienced a night of spring supper [System: If the cub is successful, please play the role of ten thousand people and give birth to the child. Bai

Liangyu: "Is there any benefit?"

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Liangyu: "......"

Do you want this benefit for you?!

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Bai Liangyu was acting while taking the cubs, and he only waited for seven years to run away with the cubs.

Who knew that before he could wait for seven years, this little group actually knocked him out and ran away with him.

System, it's not bad for me that this plot has collapsed!

System: "......"

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Huai Fushuang came back from looking for medicine, and heard that Bai Liangyu was not in a good mood recently, so he hurriedly ran to see him.

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---------------------------- "I mistakenly teased the god after ascending by pendulum"

Yan Muchuan, a beauty fairy who has been rolling in the fairy world for hundreds of years, but his business ability is still at the bottom all the year round, has come to see it recently, and he chose to lie flat and rot.

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-

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……

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-

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Edible guide

1. There is a plot of cunning and robbery;

2. The male protagonist will become more and more deformed (both mentally and physically);

3. All plots in this article are for the author's xp;

4. So you can scold the scumbag author and the male protagonist;

5. If this article makes you feel uncomfortable, please click the cross to exit.

About be or he:

Because the scumbag author has no outline, writing a chapter is a chapter, and writing and distributing it every day. So when a reader in the comment area was asking about he and be, I thought about how to make two people he, and then I found that in this case, the whole paragraph of this article will collapse, and the female protagonist and the male protagonist will all collapse. For the sake of the completeness of the article, so it will probably be be be (referring to the fact that the two are not together, the heroine goes back to modern times, maybe the heroine will go back to ancient times, and give an open ending). If you really can't do it, you can also write an if line.

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