Chapter 2: I can't do Wu Dalang? That's it for you!
Hearing this voice, Lin Bai's body was agitated again, and he almost didn't cry.
In his previous life, he was also a person who read novels a lot.
In those martial arts novels, which protagonist doesn't have a few golden fingers for his sister? Don't have a cliff or two where you can pick up peerless treasures?
Since they can reach the pinnacle of life, why can't I, Wu Dalang?
If you don't look handsome, you don't deserve to be the protagonist?
This protagonist, I, Wu Dalang, should be decided, and Jesus can't stop it!
At this moment, Lin Bai felt that he could do it again, and the flame of hope was rekindled in his heart.
It is as if he has seen his beautiful and brilliant future, where there are endless flowers and applause, waiting for him.
At the same time, a panel that only Lin Bai could see appeared in front of him.
[Host: Lin Bai]
[Current Identity: Wu Dalang]
[Appearance: -50]
[Height: 144Cm]
[Stature: -50]
[Charm: -50]
[HP: -50]
[Current Status: Cookcake Vendor]
[Evaluation: The product of almost all the shortcomings of human beings, like an inferior race with incomplete evolution, this life is very fast, and it will pass quickly, come on! 】
Seeing this panel, Lin Bai couldn't help but feel sad for Wu Dalang.
As the saying goes, the hemp rope is always broken at the finest place, and bad luck always looks for the miserable.
This Wu Dalang is a typical representative of this sentence.
Wu Dalang is one of the people at the bottom of society, with no culture, no self-awareness, no status, and no dignity.
When you see everyone, you have to bend down and bow your head, and when you see everyone, you have to greet everyone with a smile, and you have been humble to the bone all your life.
Moreover, his parents died early, they didn't feel the taste of being taken care of, they were bullied, they were looked down upon, and they had to take care of their younger brother Wu Song.
Some people spend their lives making up for a miserable childhood, but what about Wu Dalang? He didn't have a childhood at all, and his whole life was miserable.
It can be said that Wu Dalang's life is really pathetic, diligent, honest selling cooking cakes, he is also very kind, and he has not done many good things, but he has never done bad things, but in the end, he ended up with no bones, and he didn't even look at his only brother in the world before he died.
He once thought that God had begun to favor him, gave him a beautiful wife, and made his younger brother a well-known tiger hero, and he was so happy that he thought that his life would be full of hope after that.
But unfortunately, all this beauty was finally destroyed by God and turned into a tragedy.
And God is really unfair to him, he has lived a lifetime that is already miserable enough, and let him have an almost ridiculous image, which has been passed down for thousands of years, and has been ridiculed and ridiculed by later generations every now and then, and has become a laughing stock.
Oh my God, how unfair!
Lin Bai fluttered his 50Cm short legs, and said secretly in his heart: "I, Wu Dalang, this time I want to go against the sky!" ”
[System introduction: The system will awaken different templates, and the host will use the collected popularity values to add different attributes to grow!] 】
[Growth Plate Awakening Success....]
[Part 1: Body Template]
[Body Plate: The host can use the popularity value to upgrade the plate]
[Novice Protection Task: Earn 100 Copper Coins, Completion Reward: Grow 20Cm by Any Part of the Body]
[Newbie Treasure Chest Open: Congratulations to the host and obtain the legendary scallion pancake making technique]
Seeing this information, Lin Bai immediately stopped sleepy.
Grow by 20cm!
Moreover, the system says that it can increase any part of the body by 20cm.
Any part of the .....
Lin Bai couldn't help but glance down at his almost non-existent guy, and then at Pan Jinlian, who was lying on the side wearing a belly pocket, plump and seductive like porcelain in the moonlight.
Yes, so much!
Lin Bai suddenly lost his sleepiness, Pan Jinlian fell asleep, and he was on the side, studying the system carefully.
If you gain popularity, you can use it to buy things in the system shop.
And what made Lin Bai even more unexpected was that although he only awakened a body panel now, in the system mall, it was still a dazzling array of everything!
There are those that increase the length of the body, those that increase the strength value, the ones that increase the explosiveness of the muscles, the speed of the body's reactions, the durability, and the appearance of the face......
All in all, as long as it is related to the body, it is almost everything, all of them.
Wonderful~
In this joyful mood, Lin Bai fell asleep groggily.
I don't know how long it took.
"Boom!"
Lin Bai suddenly felt as if his body had been kicked by something.
Then he rolled off the bed and fell heavily to the ground.
When she opened her eyes, Pan Jinlian was pouting dissatisfied, looking at Wu Dalang.
Obviously, she kicked that kick just now.
Lin Bai looked at the angry Pan Jinlian, but he was not angry.
Not to mention Pan Jinlian, when he watched the Water Margin when he was a child, he felt that Pan Jinlian was such a beautiful flower inserted in a cow dung, and at this time people were a little resentful, which was understandable.
Moreover, Lin Bai's attention was not on this at all.
He sat on the ground and happened to look up to see two high mountains.
There are a lot of big ones in the world, big and straight, it's really rare!
Pan Jinlian saw that Wu Dalang was staring at her chest, and her face was slightly red: "What are you looking at?" You can't! ”
Hearing this, Lin Bai got up: "Okay! You'll wait for me tonight! ”
He stood up silently and walked towards the kitchen.
Say I can't, right?
Ok, good, good!
Then I'll make a scallion pancake for you to taste!