"Da Lang, it's time to drink the medicine...."

Lin Bai, who has been single since the mother's womb, clearly heard the voice of a delicate woman ringing in his ears.

It is said that after graduating from college, the country will allocate wives, is it true??

It's just that this line sounds a little green...

In the room, the lights are dim, and old items are displayed everywhere, which looks cramped.

A young woman is sitting on the edge of the bed with a bowl of medicine in her hand.

This woman is the famous pretty beauty Pan Jinlian in this county.

In fact, Pan Jinlian has not been famous since she was a child.

She only began to become famous after her first menstrual experience in adolescence.

A more graceful waist, a more rounded buttocks, and a more rounded and straight .....

When Pan Jinlian walked on the road, she often attracted men on the side of the road to stop and watch, looking Pan Jinlian's body up and down, and swallowing saliva from time to time.

"I can play with this leg for the rest of my life!"

"Forget it, it's so straight, so round, so big!"

"Whoever can marry this woman is really a blessing after eight lifetimes of cultivation!"

Even the staff members moved their minds crookedly, and from time to time stretched out their hands and pinched two handfuls, wanting to take her as a concubine.

Of course, Pan Jinlian, as a servant, did not live better for these reasons.

On the contrary, it made the daughter of A, and the wife of A, jealous.

Then, under the operation of these two women, Pan Jinlian was promised to be married to the best man in the county-Wu Dalang.

All in all, Pan Jinlian is definitely a superb beauty.

Seeing this kind of superb beauty, Lin Bai, who has seen a lot of knowledge on major websites in the 21st century, was a little stunned.

The country is good, just distribute a wife, and assign such a perfect wife?

Thank you to the motherland, thank you!

At this time, a memory that did not belong to Lin Bai suddenly fell into his brain from the cliff.

"Look at this man, he looks so short!"

"His younger brother is so tall and handsome, and he is also born from a mother's womb, why does he look like this?"

"Poor bark of the tree, three inches ....."

"You are Wu Dalang, your whole family is Wu Dalang!"

Pictures of the past are coming to you at this moment.

Lin Bai, who understood everything, only felt a burst of cardiopulmonary arrest.

Good news: I really have a wife, and she is a 36D beauty!

Bad news: reborn Vu! Big! Man!

Who is Wu Dalang?

That's the first unlucky guy in the ages!

His younger brother Wu Song was praised by everyone in later generations, known as the god of war, and was admired everywhere he went.

But what about Wu Dalang, who is the elder brother?

That's the famous clown! It is said that the actors of the clowns in later generations only found inspiration after watching Wu Dalang.....

That's what Shui Xu said in the biography, it's an honest man who looks black, short and slender, and he's bullied everywhere he goes.

It's okay to be looked down upon by everyone, but what's even more shameful is that Pan Jinlian, who was especially burned by the wind, wore a colored hat and was poisoned by her lover.

Shame, shame!

Looking through the history of 5,000 years, you may be able to find people who live worse than Wu Dalang, but if you want to find people who are more shameful than Wu Dalang, it is really looking for a needle in a haystack.

Lin Bai glanced at the medicine in Pan Jinlian's hand, then hurriedly got up and said, "Why don't you take a sip first?" ”

Hearing this, Pan Jinlian rolled her eyes fiercely, and put the medicine in her hand on the bed with an impatient face: "You can drink it if you like, forget it if you don't drink it, it's a waste of my time." ”

Pan Jinlian complained while taking off her plain clothes and sleeping directly in her belly pocket.

She no longer has the shyness and timidity of a girl who just got married, let alone be afraid of what Wu Dalang will do to her.

Because in these days, she was surprised to find.

For Wu Dalang, you don't have to defend yourself at all!

This is a pure waste man.

To what extent?

Let's just say it's been almost half a year since I got married.

Pan Jinlian is still a virgin, and she still maintains it under the condition of that kind of behavior.

"I really don't know what sin I created in my previous life, marrying such a short waste as you."

Looking at Pan Jinlian, who couldn't hold her belly pocket, Lin Bai was stunned again.

In fact, Pan Jinlian has only been married to Wu Dalang for a long time, and she has not hooked up with Ximenqing yet.

The medicine in this bowl is not poison either.

It was Pan Jinlian who deliberately went outside to find an aphrodisiac recipe.....

The reason why I want to drink this medicine is, of course, very simple, that is, because Wu Dalang can't do it! T.T

And Wu Dalang's can't do it, it's not the kind that can't work at all, he can't do it from the inside out.

As a man, you can be ugly, you can have no money, you can have everything, but if you don't even have a normal little Kunkun, then it's really a calf.

Good to die or not, the appearance of these things that will make men feel inferior, is so perfectly combined with Wu Dalang alone.

Height: 1.44 meters.

Skin: Black does not slip and autumn yellow does not pull a few.

Length: Like a magnetic line, you can't see or touch it, but it's real~

Durability: Two minutes.

Lin Bai rubbed his eyebrows, just from this data panel, it seems that he can already foresee what kind of dire life will be in the future.

Especially when I look at Pan Jinlian wearing a belly pocket on the side.

This smooth skin, this slender waist, and this belly pocket can't hold it.

And youth is at the right time, and the desire is strong like a gushing spring, and you can't stop it if you want to!

Tut-tut....

It is very difficult for ordinary men to submit, not to mention that he is only a little Wu Dalang?

Lin Bai rubbed his eyebrows, and wailed in his heart: "What a sin! It's better to die...."

Is there anything in this world that is more painful than a beautiful woman lying next to her and not being able to lift a gun?

It's better to live than to die!

"Or go to the pharmacy tomorrow and buy some arsenic to solve it yourself, so as not to suffer that kind of shame."

And right now!

【Ding...】

[The host's mood is abnormally sluggish, and the growth system awakens!] 】