As a classic anti-hero, Deadpool actually has an idea to form a hero organization, and I have to say that this idea is very fantastical.

Zhen Hao has reason to suspect that the hero organization they just formed today will be assimilated by the sand sculpture Deadpool tomorrow.

A sand sculpture becomes a group of sand sculptures.

The heroic organization formed by a group of sand sculptures is already burning incense without causing irreparable damage to human society, don't expect it to make any contribution.

"Big brother, what do you think of my dream? Isn't it very high, full of positive energy?" asked Deadpool expectantly.

"Not very good. ”

Zhen Hao shook his head, not optimistic: "I have seen [Deadpool II], the X special attack team you formed was assimilated by your sand sculpture temperament on the same day, and turned into a sand sculpture special attack team, and they didn't even need the enemy to do it, they themselves played with themselves, and I couldn't help but laugh directly when I watched it." ”

Deadpool spread his destitute palms helplessly.

"I don't blame me, it's all Party A's plot needs...... Although there is a small part of the reason because the members are too weak, but the main reason is to blame the director, screenwriter, etc., anyway, it has nothing to do with me!"

Looking at Deadpool's rogue face, Zhen Hao sighed: "It's not too early, don't change the topic, hurry up and say what you want to do." ”

If they kept chatting with Deadpool like this, Zhen Hao dared to pat his chest and promise that they would definitely not be able to leave today.

Don't doubt Deadpool's strength in mouth, he can find dozens of topics from a sentence, even a word, a expression.

"After careful consideration, I realized that my original team members were not strong enough, so I thought, if my team members were Spider-Man, Wolverine, Storm Girl, and Jean Gray, the result would definitely be different, so I want to travel the heavens and build a super hero organization!"

After thinking about it, Deadpool added: "Of course, there are many powerful people, but it's not that a cat or a dog can be my teammates, so another condition is that I can only look pleasing to the eye, I can't look pleasing to the eye, no one wants to come in, and that sand sculpture cartoonist can't draw in!"

"So you're looking for Parker for this purpose. ”

Zhen Hao was surprised, but then asked rhetorically: "But there are so many Spider-Man, why did you come to find this most ordinary, hard-working, honest man Parker?"

"I don't allow you to say that about Parker, I love him, I'm his sincerest fan, and if he wants to, I'm willing to give him everything I have, including myself!"

Speaking of Parker, Deadpool shyly refuted Zhen Hao's slander.

Zhen Hao: (→_→)

"Big brother, what do you look at me? What I said is true!" Deadpool was very excited, thinking that Zhen Hao was suspicious of him.

But after only holding on for three seconds, he was defeated: "Okay, I admit it, the second Spider-Man is too handsome and I don't like it, and the third Spider-Man is rich and can talk like me, which is not conducive to my management team, only Maguire's version of Spider-Man is the most to my liking!"

Zhen Hao sneered: "I don't think it's to your liking, you're just looking for a sense of existence in him." Admit it, you're just looking for a member who is poorer and harder than you!"

When Deadpool heard this, he looked sad and angry, and wanted to say something, but Zhen Hao continued: "But now the reason why you have a lot less mind about finding Parker to be your teammate is because he has become a rich man, and you are not willing to be with him, right!"

"I ......"

"What am I, you should know in your own heart, as long as Parker takes out the checkbook and draws a few zeros, your boss's position will be lost immediately...... I'm not talking about your other team members being undetermined, I'm talking about you, Deadpool, Wade Wilson!" Zhen Hao said step by step.

Deadpool staggered back, clutched his chest, his eyes widened, and he looked at Zhen Hao in shock: "You ......"

"I'm not here to let you talk to me, to give you a chance to say what you think, and then, immediately, immediately to the next world. Zhen Hao said.

God: Yes, hurry up and go to the next world, I'm almost asleep listening to your conversation, and I don't have any nutrition!

Deadpool opened his mouth and wanted to say something nonsense, but looking at Zhen Hao's sharp eyes, he finally chose to compromise.

"Okay, you're the eldest brother, I listen to you, the reason why I mentioned my dream to you is to pull you into my hero organization, and I am willing to give you the status of the second-in-command of the organization!"

"Impossible, I refuse!"

"Why?"

"There's nothing new about X-Men, I suspect you stole the X-Men's name, I'm afraid I'm ashamed to say it. ”

"It's just a name, let's just change it, why don't we call it the Fighter Strike Team? It's fast, good, long-lasting, and powerful. ”

"It's not good, although this name matches me well, but it has nothing to do with you at all, although you are fast, but it is not good and does not last. ”

Deadpool was furious: "Big brother, I think you're insulting me!"

Zhen Hao nodded: "That's right, I did insult you, I admit it." ”

In the face of Zhen Hao's honesty, Deadpool rarely fell silent, and before he could figure it out, Zhen Hao said again: "And you can't afford my franchise fee and appearance fee, if you fight, your old book will be wiped out, not to mention, you are likely to become the first hero in history to be collected by the bank to pay off the debt because of debt." ”

Silence +2, Deadpool bites his fingernails and gnaws them bare, only to find out that it seems to be the case.

He can't afford to invite Zhen Hao at all!

"However, it's not impossible to get me to join you, I have a great deal here, and you deserve it. Zhen Hao said with a smile, smiling like a fox.

Deadpool saw Zhen Hao's bad intentions, but he thought that his discernment ability was excellent and he would never be easily fooled by Zhen Hao.

Deadpool said: "Big brother, you can talk about this preferential plan, I'll think about it." ”

Talking about business, Zhen Hao looked serious, and said with a standard smile: "We have a word there, called "offering", he is powerful, you only need to give him a sum of money every month or every year, and he will help you take care of your opponent when you face an opponent that you are difficult to compete with, absolutely clean and neat, and 100 million points will not be dragged into the water!"

"This is good, this is good, I want to ...... How much does it cost?"

Deadpool was so excited that a clear stream poured into his brain, and at the last moment, he was not confused by Zhen Hao's boasting.

Zhen Hao chuckled and said, "Dear, the monthly cost of our side is 800,000 US dollars, and the monthly settlement is guaranteed to take care of any opponent easily." ”

"800,000 ......"

Deadpool clutched his chest with a tangled face, and his heart ached and he could barely breathe: "Is 800,000 too expensive?

Zhen Hao shook his head, his smile unchanged: "This is already the most preferential plan...... In fact, think about it from another angle, every time we travel through the world and make a move to save the world, you can ask the authorities or the living volunteer heroes for the reward they deserve, after all, heroes also have to eat. ”

......

In the end, Zhen Hao still joined the X-Raid Team and became an undispatched enshrinement, status and leader, that is, Deadpool's equal enshrinement.

However, considering that Zhen Hao and Deadpool also have a verbal agreement to travel through the world, Zhen Hao's status is still greater than him, and he is overpowered.

"Big brother, look...... I already only have 600,000 dollars on my side, can I owe the remaining 200,000 first?" Deadpool scratched his head, embarrassed.

It's true to scratch your head, but the embarrassed moisture doesn't know how much it is, but Zhen Hao doesn't care, he took the check with a smile, waved his hand and said it's okay.

Deadpool was grateful, and then said embarrassedly: "Big brother, you see that you have received all the money, am I also your boss......?"

"Do you want to eat fart? Do you want me to slap your brain shell to make you sober up?" Zhen Hao raised his hand and gestured to take a picture.

Deadpool pouted and shrunk back, muttering something to himself.

But it seemed that he had no opinion.

Zhen Hao smiled: "Since you have no opinion, then let's leave immediately." ”

"Wait! I have something to say!" Deadpool reported, raising his hand.

Zhen Hao didn't speak, and cast a puzzled look.

Deadpool smiled, leaned over, hid behind Zhen Hao, and pointed to the stone statue of God.

"Big brother, you can help me ask if he is willing to join my X-Strike Team...... As long as he joins the old man, I will immediately give him the highest treatment!"

Zhen Hao looked at Deadpool in shock, he didn't expect this guy to be so bold.

Then he looked back at the statue, as if he could see three black lines on the statue's forehead, and a series of black ellipses above its head, and a few crows flew over it in flocks, dropping a pool of bombardments.

"Woo Woo Woo ~!"

Several white lasers shot out of the stone statue, instantly eliminating the group of crows who dared to above his head.

Zhen Hao kicked Deadpool: "You see, it's obvious, God his old man rejected your request to form a team, let's go, stop daydreaming." ”

Deadpool sat on the ground and rolled back and forth: "I don't, I won't go!" even if he doesn't join, but he can't intimidate me, his intimidating behavior has already hit my spirit hard, and I probably won't be able to use the ability to break the fourth wall, I want him to compensate me for mental damage!"

Shocked by Deadpool's audacity, the old nun Anna and her party had already written a big word "suit" on Deadpool's face.

Super big.

Zhen Hao had a cold face, looking at Deadpool rolling all over the ground, and was a little speechless in his heart.

Deadpool's small plan is obvious, and he has no intention of letting God join X-Force from the beginning to the end.

And he just wanted to use Zhen Hao's deterrence to knock something out of the hands of the angry God.

This is the yang scheme, the yang plot of Chi Guoguo, the kind that knows but can't do anything about it

After all, that's how technology monopolies have a market.

Zhen Hao sighed, and was about to turn around to say something to the little old man, but saw a silver-white cross float out of the stone statue very reluctantly.

God he compromised, in order to be able to send Zhen Hao away quickly, he was still willing to give a small compensation.

If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan!

The dark shadow flashed, and the silver-white cross was held in the hand of Deadpool, who was still rolling on the ground just now, and the smile on his face was happier than when he strayed into the women's bathhouse.

"Thank you, old man!"

Without looking at the stone statue, after a perfunctory thank-you, Deadpool couldn't wait to play with the cross in his hand.

After figuring out how to use it, Deadpool opened his arms and channeled the light from the cross, waiting for the three pairs of angelic wings to appear behind him.

Holy light stumbled over Deadpool's rugged skin, quickly surging into his back.

Deadpool only felt a slight itch, and then felt as if something was growing on his back.

Looking back, the expression on Deadpool's face began to freeze from excitement to expressionlessness.