"Come and turn on your flashlights, so I can see your presence. ”

The Jade Emperor roared, and everyone really took out their mobile phones and turned on the flashlights, raised them above their heads one by one, and shook with the rhythm.

Zheng Yu looked around in confusion, where did these guys learn all this.

I'm going to cross this desert

Find your true self

There was only one camel with me

The wind is blowing

The clouds drifted by

Suddenly, there is a little river of love

......

Suddenly, the music changed abruptly, and Zheng Yu looked up and saw that the Jade Emperor was wearing a set of casual clothes, holding a microphone and turning on the concert mode again.

After a song of desert camels, the atmosphere of the scene was refreshed again, and the Jade Emperor also cleared his throat and said in a deep voice: "Everyone, we spent an unforgettable night tonight, and the following confession balloon is given to all of you who are in love, I wish you a long and sweet life." ”

As soon as the words ended, the music sounded, and the white spotlights focused on the DJ booth, only to see the Jade Emperor change into a white suit again, holding a microphone, and looking at the VIP room of the Queen Mother in front of him with gentle eyes.

And in the VIP room, the Queen Mother also stood in front of the window with a wine glass and looked at the Jade Emperor with a smile.

This wave of dog food is really ......

Coffee on the Left Bank on the banks of the Seine

I have a glass in my hand and taste your beauty

Lip prints left on the mouth

Florist Rose misspelled name who

Confession balloons are blown across the street

Smile and fly in the sky

You say, you're kind of hard to chase

......

To say that the Jade Emperor is really powerful, this song, which most people will bite their tongues when they sing it, sings it in his mouth is even more beautiful than the original song.

"Hey, Zheng Yu, come on, say hello to my friends in the live broadcast room. ”

At this moment, Chang'e came to Zheng Yu's side with her mobile phone.

Zheng Yu turned his head and saw that Chang'e was actually live broadcasting, and because Chang'e broadcast this grand occasion, the number of live broadcasters has exceeded one million, and the number of likes has exceeded hundreds of thousands, which means that Chang'e has gained more than 100,000 merits.

Zheng Yu hurriedly sorted out his dress and hairstyle.

"Hi everyone, my name is Zheng Yu. ”

Then I saw that the barrage exploded immediately.

I'm your Qing brother: Who is this buddy, Sister Chang'e?

The Nutcracker: We want a young lady, not an uncle.

Don't fight for three days: Don't talk nonsense, who is that buddy who just sang, I want to listen to the song if you sing well.

The plane is a: "Don't do this, even if this person is a little bit of a mother, everyone should be encouraged, look at me, hey, buddy, do you want to break your back."

Flowers bloom overnight: Hehe, this guy is messing around, get out of here.

Kiss you lightly on the lips: Yo, this little brother is good-looking, are you interested in chatting privately.

Twinkle and twinkle: Haha, the little brother's face is green.

Chang'e looked at Zheng Yu in embarrassment, and then aimed the live broadcast at herself.

"I'm sorry, babies, this is actually the protagonist of today, no, he's not GAY, no, he has a girlfriend, I'm not his girlfriend, I'm really not, I don't like him. ”

Chang'e replied to the messages on the public screen one by one, but ignored Zheng Yu, who was already a little depressed on the side.

Zheng Yu sighed helplessly.

"~"

At this moment, Chang'e next to him suddenly burst out with an interjection, Zheng Yu turned his head suddenly, this kind of word is taboo during the live broadcast.

However, I saw that the public screen was suddenly swiped by someone who didn't know who swiped the screen.

Chicken attacking chicken: Come to the live broadcast room 9528, here is what you want, there is what you want to watch, Erlang Shenzheng live broadcast teaches you how to control the audience.

As soon as this information came out, the number of people in Chang'e's live broadcast room plummeted, and the number of millions dropped to 300,000.

Zheng Yu seemed to feel that all this was so familiar, but Zheng Yu still silently took out his mobile phone and clicked into the live broadcast room of 9528, only to see Erlang God standing on the DJ booth with his mobile phone, and beside him was the Jade Emperor.

Zheng Yu raised his head, Erlang God didn't know when he actually appeared by the Jade Emperor's side, and the Jade Emperor was singing with an intoxicated face, he didn't mind Erlang God, because he felt that it was better for more people to hear his singing.

Click~

A shattered sound sounded in Zheng Yu's ears, Zheng Yu returned to China to look, only to see Chang'e's eyes red, and the atmosphere of the mobile phone in his hand was smashed.

"You three-eyed birdman, it seems that the last time I hit lightly, I must pick out your eyes this time. ”

Chang'e let out a low roar, got up and was about to go towards Erlang God, this looks like there is going to be a big battle, but now there are many celebrities in the heavenly realm in this venue, even the Buddhas of the Western Heavens are present, this will definitely make the Jade Emperor angry.

Zheng Yu hurriedly grabbed Chang'e: "Sister Chang'e, don't be angry, you have to calm your anger, if you really fight with Zhenjun, the Jade Emperor will definitely be guilty, and there are many security personnel present today." ”

Chang'e said angrily: "You also saw it, it was the three-eyed thing, if I don't do something, this guy will be on my head." ”

Zheng Yu hurriedly said: "Sister Chang'e, don't worry, this matter is handed over to me." ”

Zheng Yu remembered that the last live broadcast, Erlang God used this method, and then the live broadcast room was blocked for 24 hours, and now I am afraid it will be miserable again.

As soon as Zheng Yu's words were finished, the live broadcast room immediately went black, and two lines of big characters appeared on the public screen: Hello, because your behavior involves the issue of "violating community rules", you have been banned from the system "account".

It's over, Erlang God really played himself to death this time.

Erlang God looked at all this, the whole person was like being struck by lightning, he stood quietly in place, and did not dare to move, for fear that the Jade Emperor would notice, and when he asked just now, the Jade Emperor told him to shoot himself handsomely.

Chang'e saw a scene in Zheng Yu's mobile phone, and was immediately overjoyed: "Hahaha, these three eyes are finally bad retribution." ”

Zheng Yu smiled and said, "Sister Chang'e, you are also too impulsive, why did you crush your mobile phone? ”

Zheng Yu raised his head and was about to hand over the mobile phone, only to see Fairy Chang'e holding five mobile phones in her hands, all of which turned on the live broadcast and used the immortal method to float them in the air.

Fairy Chang'e turned her head and asked strangely, "What did you just say?"

Zheng Yu smiled embarrassedly: "I said, come on." ”

"Well, I will, don't worry, my five accounts are live at the same time, I'll see who can still grab it from me. ”

"Good~~"

Chang'e started her crazy live broadcast with five mobile phones in front of her, and in the distance, Taishang Laojun was also holding a mobile phone, sitting on a chair, constantly fiddling with his posture, talking and laughing at the screen.

"Hey, Mr. Lao, are you also live broadcasting?"

Zheng Yu stepped forward to say hello, Lao Jun saw Zheng Yu coming, turned around and left, Zheng Yu looked confused, he didn't know what Lao Jun was hiding, but vaguely he seemed to see a foreign beauty on the screen.

"it, Lao Jun is flirting with my sister. ”

Zheng Yu bored walked to the bar and picked up a cocktail, it tasted very good, behind the bar, a man was brewing cocktails neatly, Zheng Yu smiled: "Dude, you have a good technique, how did you learn it?"

The man glanced at Zheng Yu, and then handed over a glass of wine.

"Hello young man, come and taste my cup of homemade blue of the sea. ”

"Good~"

Zheng Yu took the wine glass in front of him and drank it all, and suddenly a feeling as open as the blue sky came to his heart, that feeling was very wonderful, as if floating in the sky, the wind was whistling in his ears, and the soft clouds covered his body, this is the feeling of heaven.

Another man came over with a large glass of beer.

"Mountain Lord, where do you put this?"

"Set aside, Xiangliu, you can go and bring me another barrel of wine. ”

"Yes, Lord of the Mountain. ”

Zheng Yu came back to his senses and said, "Mountain Master, I don't know where you sit on the Immortal Mountain, buddy?"

"Haha, it's not worth mentioning, I'm just a little incomprehensible. ”

"Not Zhoushan?" Zheng Yu seemed to feel that the name was very familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while: "Haha, I didn't expect you to have this craft, buddy, yes, yes, your skill is more than enough to open a bar." ”

"Oh, this bar is good, I don't know if you're interested, little brother, let's work together to open a bar." ”

"It's really good to open a bar, but I have a car dealership and two clothing cities now, so I really don't have time, or else, I'll help you drive it, and I'll provide you with supplies?"

"Okay, little brother, your idea is too good. ”

"Okay, wait for seven days when you come to the market to find me, and then I'll find you a CBD section and make you popular." ”

"Okay, then let's say it, come, little brother, and this blazing flame. ”

Zheng Yu looked at the wine glass burning with flames in front of him, his eyes were very excited, he drank it all, and then his body exploded like a flame of a wanderer, different from the previous cup of blue of the sky and the sea, this cup was like fire, Zheng Yu felt that his whole person was about to be burned.

"Woo~~~ This glass of wine is so refreshing, buddy, your craftsmanship is simply the best in the world. ”

"Hahaha, little brother, you are simply my confidant in life, haha, come on. ”

Zheng Yu swallowed again, and the whole person was about to float, but he had never drunk such a delicious cocktail.

Suddenly, the music stopped abruptly, everyone looked at the DJ booth, on the stage, Erlang God was holding the mobile phone with a sweaty face, not daring to put it down, although there was nothing to play in the mobile phone, but in order not to be killed by the Jade Emperor, he could only persevere.

The Jade Emperor's majestic voice sounded again: "Everyone, now it's time for tonight's special session, we have to draw tonight's lucky prize, a prize car." ”