1. When I was in college, we would always bargain with the teacher for an exam: "Can I skip the exam?" The teacher's answer: "How can you do it without exams, how can you know how many dishes you have without exams!", we learned that the exam is no longer a selection exam, but has become a bargaining chip for eliminating poor students.

2. My mother called me and said, "You will take my place." It turned out that my hearing was so bad that I was supposed to do some housework for my mother, but it turned out that I was so angry that I was so scared that I didn't dare to go home.

3. My brother told me, "Buy a mattress when you go to the street, okay!" I heard it as buying a mat when I went to the street, and when they heard me say this, they laughed and leaned back together, saying how do you listen, what are you doing to buy a mat for the New Year, and it is not hot, I also think it is wrong, so I asked them, it is indeed that I heard it wrong, it should be to buy a mattress of sheep's trotters, and then I also repented in the ridicule of others.

4. Who is Little V? and who is Little O?

This is my chat with Xiao V when I was bored some time ago,Xiao V is the customer service of vivo mobile phone,Xiao O is the customer service of oppo mobile phone,No matter what you say to her,It's a second back,Because they are smart replies,This may be the only person in modern society who can reply to us in seconds。

5. Make a living first and then seek love, this is a lot of people's point of view, but my husband is how different, when I first met, my mother-in-law told me that when you get married, he will be able to work steadily, I can't figure it out, is marriage and work related? If you don't get married, you won't have a job, you can't support yourself? Later, I really found out that this is the case, it's good to seek love first and then get married, because there used to be a saying that it is really realistic to start a family first and then start a business.

6. The New Year is coming, get up in the morning, I went to the street of the community to take a turn, only to find that the street in the community selling steamed buns and steamed buns are closed, only one shop is open, or how can not squeeze in front of it, and when I go to ask, I know, only fritters, no buns, no steamed buns, and no steamed buns, so I want to grab some steamed buns earlier, and when it comes to the end of the year, I will find that even the steamed buns are not sold, everyone goes home for the New Year, and we will not think about whether such steamed buns and steamed buns are fresh, and it is good to eat at the critical moment。

7. About writing couplets

This year, the township government has the activity of writing couplets, but because they do not have such a foundation, although they have this heart, but because they do not have some necessary knowledge, forget it, afraid that they will not do well and be embarrassed, afraid that they will waste other people's materials, sometimes they don't want to do a thing, and they are always making excuses for themselves, but later they found out that they are just not interested enough, so they will have such a choice, if they really like it, then they will not hesitate to go, there are not so many reasons at all, but also because they do not have such leisure and leisure, but also because they do not have so much time, they are just excuses for themselves。

8. I remember when I was working in a unit before, a colleague told me, why do you look so ugly, an ugly person like you, even if you are a lady, no one will order your stage. When I heard this sentence, I didn't feel sad for a moment, but I just felt that my appearance was not very good-looking, but, after a long time, I found that such a sentence has been imprinted in my mind, in fact, it is not a disadvantage to be not good-looking, and those who are good-looking may also be too eye-catching, so there are many people around me, and there will be a lot of troubles in life, so I still think that the long ugly should actually be regarded as an advantage in the missing.

9. After a few weeks, everyone can basically remember the arrangement of physical education class, and can also remember the day of the week is physical education, and we also wash our hair clean before going to physical education class, and dress ourselves up not very beautiful, not very handsome, but at least very neat, I remember that my classmates told me that day that anyone who washes their hair is very good, maybe he said it to me, or it may be said to othersBut every time we go outside, we will still dress ourselves up, this may be the most fundamental psychology of people, and in the classroom, everyone is buried in their heads to study, and they don't pay attention to their appearance at all, but also in high school, everyone is short hair, because short hair is then taken care of, and long hair is also very inconvenient every time when combing hair, there will still be some waste of time after combing hair, and our high school seems to have become a race against time, so long hair gradually becomes short hair, which is also the most beautiful scenery。

10. When I was about to go home that day, my mother told me that we have delicious food at home, and then go home after eating the delicious food, which may be what my mother said to me a long time ago, maybe to make me happy, or to really let me eat some delicious food, but then I found out that my mood to go home is so urgent, but because of my mother's words, I will still stay with my mother for a while, this may be family affection, so I always hope to be able to pay more for my relatives, maybe it is a very simple reason, that is, to eat more delicious things at home, that's all, and after eating some good things, I found that the food inside is still delicious, and the food outside is not delicious, some are very good, okay, it is still very convenient to eat, and some of the bad food is not as delicious as at home, and some don't even understand themselves, why do they want to be chefs? Why go to open a restaurant, even the usual meals are not as good, what is the reason for this? Maybe I don't understand, and a restaurant on my street from the opening to the closing, I didn't even go to taste the taste, and even I feel very sorry, because every time I see the restaurant open, I will still at the right time, at least take the time to taste the taste, and such a restaurant from the opening to the closing, I haven't been to it once last year, the taste of the food should be very ordinary, and I also found that the taste of those restaurants that have been done for a long time should still be very good.