When Pei Yanzhi was changing his costume backstage, Yu Degang's small voice came from the stage in front of him.

"The peony opens the peony and fires red,

The sun is shining in spring, and the birds are noisy. ”

This is the singing segment of Princess Tiejing when she appeared in "Shiro Visits the Mother", Yu Degang sang with his throat, and it sounded ...... In classical Chinese, it is twitter.

Wang Jiulong held his stinky feet on the side, gave a thumbs up and said, "Listen to this little voice, it's so good!

Yu Degang paused for a moment and continued to sing,

"The peony opens the peony and fires red,

The sun is shining in spring, and the birds are noisy. ”

Wang Jiulong was also stunned, why did he sing it again, but as a leader in holding stinky feet, Wang Jiulong also reacted very quickly, and said, "This is because I am afraid that the big guy will not hear clearly, and here it is again!"

Yu Degang continued to sing, "Peony opens ......"

Wang Jiulong hurriedly stopped Yu Degang and said, "Okay, how many times are you going to sing this sentence, I don't have any words!"

Yu Degang also said embarrassedly, "I'll say that!"

Wang Jiulong glanced at the direction of the exit door and said, "Okay, lord, the people from Dongwu over there have come to pick us up!"

A man with a smile on his face walked out of the door, wearing a blue official shirt and an official hat on his head, and walked out with a smile, but this person's eyebrows looked a little strange.

This is also Yu Degang's apprentice, Meng Hetang, who plays the president of Soochow University.

Meng Hetang walked in front of Yu Degang, thinking that the two of them were going to see each other, and then talk about things, who knew that Meng Hetang was also on a posture, and sang, "Peony opens peony and fires red,......"

Before he could sing the second sentence, Yu Degang went up directly and pushed Meng Hetang three or four meters away.

Meng Hetang also asked with a confused face, "What do you mean?"

Wang Jiulong also took advantage of the chaos to give Meng Hetang a look, and said viciously, "What the hell, you can't learn from us!"

Meng Hetang said with an innocent face, "I will do this too!"

Wang Jiulong looked like a hooligan, grabbed Meng Hetang's hair with his hand, and said, "No!"

Sure enough, it is the first martial arts of the Dezheng Society, Wang Jiulong, who will kill and pull his hair.

Meng Hetang hurriedly begged for mercy, Wang Jiulong let him go, and stood beside Yu Degang with a proud face, and Yu Degang also gave him a thumbs up with satisfaction.

Meng Hetang straightened his hair and said with an unhappy face, "Do you know who I am, dare to do this to me?"

Yu Degang said with a disdainful face, "Who are you, let's hear it!"

Meng Hetang looked proud and said, "I am the president of Soochow University, Meng Xiaotang!

Yu Degang also arched his hand seriously and said, "How dare you, how dare you! By the way, what kind of place is this?"

Meng Hetang stepped forward and said, "This is Soochow University, I specially invite you to come and give us a lecture in this 10,000-year-old lecture hall!"

Yu Degang had a look of confusion in his eyes, and said, "I'll go, the Ten Thousand Years Lecture Hall, it's been so many years!"

Meng Hetang said with a smile, "Then I'll give you two sentences first!"

Yu Degang stretched out his hand to ask.

Behind them was a podium, and Meng Hetang stood up with a smile on his face, looking complacent.

Meng Hetang casually took off his mustache and put it on the podium, revealing his true face of Lushan.

Yu Degang scolded beside him, "Put it on, put it on, this one of mine is more troublesome than yours, do you see me take it off?"

As he spoke, Yu Degang took off his mustache and gestured at Meng Hetang.

Wang Jiulong hurriedly persuaded on the side, "Okay, lord, you have also taken it off, hurry up and put it on!"

Yu Degang realized that he seemed to have taken off his mustache as well, but said confidently, "Didn't I give him an analogy?"

Wang Jiulong hurriedly took two steps back, looked at Yu Degang with a vigilant expression, and said, "I just remembered, my nickname is not called for example!"

Yu Degang and Meng Hetang hurriedly put on the mustache, you know, this mustache is very particular, when the layman wears the mustache, he likes to put the front of the mustache directly under the nose, because it is not easy to fall down, but the front of the mustache is to press your upper lip, so it looks more beautiful.

You see that when those Peking Opera actors sing without a mustache, their upper lip is almost immobile, this is kung fu, which needs to be practiced.

After putting on the mustache, Meng Hetang looked at the audience with a wicked smile on his face, and said with a smile, "Ladiesandladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, girls!"

Sure enough, it is an LSP in the same vein.

Meng Hetang stretched out his hand, pointed to Yu Degang next to him, and said, "Today we are fortunate to invite Uncle Liu Huang to give us a speech, as we all know, his regime is crying! So, today in our 10,000-year-old lecture hall, the topic of the speech is "The Art of Crying", let us invite Uncle Liu Huang! Okay!"

The audience in the audience is about to die of laughter, is it so straightforward, "The Art of Crying"!

Yu Degang walked to the podium with an unhappy face, but he still said very politely, "Thank you Principal Meng, I'll clean you up when I go back!"

Frightened, Meng Hetang also hurriedly gave up his hand to forgive, didn't you say that you wouldn't look for a posthumous account?

Yu Degang continued, "Thank you distinguished guests, I am very pleased to see so many people here!"

"Huh-" The audience also coaxed loudly, because this sentence "I am very pleased" was Yu Degang's favorite opening sentence ten years ago, and it has rarely been used in recent years.

Yu Degang saw the audience applauding wildly, nodded and said, "Thank you for giving me a round of applause!"

This is also a common phrase used by Yu Degang in cross talk, usually at this time, Guo Qian next to him should stop him, "The two of us performed, how did it become a round of applause for you alone!"

There was no Guo Qian standing next to him today, and he looked a little dry.

But the audience was still very enthusiastic.

Yu Degang had a serious face and said, "You may not know me, let me introduce myself first, I am a small character of the warlord of Jingzhou, it is really not easy to do it today, we started with three people, there is me, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei,......"

The audience in the audience was all amused, this sentence is a pun, on the one hand, it is said that Liu Bei is the three Taoyuan brothers at the beginning, on the other hand, Yu Degang's Dezheng Society was indeed only three people at the beginning, and the old audience got this point at once, and couldn't help laughing.

"At the beginning of each day, Zhang Fei played a spear first, Guan Yu played a big sword, and I played a double-strand sword!"

"We have experienced ten winters and months, heavy snowfall, heavy rain, freezing and cold that year, there was not even a dog on the big fence, and all our brothers took the guys to the door to recruit soldiers. ”

Wang Jiulong and Meng Hetang next to him said together, "Why does this word sound so familiar!"

This is all Yu Degang's real experience at the beginning, and he has also performed many times in his cross talk works, so almost everyone laughs so much, I didn't expect this paragraph to be able to be performed here, it is really a genius, and this paragraph is also inexplicably suitable for Liu Bei.

Yu Degang said with a smile, "But we have persevered until today! The one who accompanied me today is my apprentice, no, my fourth brother, General Zhao!"

Wang Jiulong also hurriedly took two steps forward, put up a shelf, and said, "Come, give a close-up, hurry up and take pictures!"

The audience in the audience was also very cooperative, and they all picked up their mobile phones to take pictures frantically.

"Thank you for your concern for us, I came this time, the topic of the speech may be a little different from what President Meng said, as we all know, my inner man passed away some time ago, in the battle of Changbanpo, I am very sad, but I am also very happy! As the saying goes, the old does not go to the new, and the new does not come!"

Wang Jiulong complained on the side, "You can think about it!"

Yu Degang saw that the time was almost up, so he ended his speech and said, "Thank you for your care for us, thank you, thank you!"

Meng Hetang hurriedly stepped forward, shook hands with Yu Degang, and said, "Congratulations to Uncle Liuhuang, the speech was a success!"

Yu Degang also said very politely, "Thank you, thank you, let's discuss, where to eat at night!"

As soon as I'm done, I want to eat, and I'm really a veteran.

After the discussion, Meng Hetang stepped down.

Yu Degang had a calm face and said, "When you come to Dongwu, you and I don't know what to do, by the way, don't you have a military advisor's tips, take it out and let you look at it!"

Wang Jiulong took out a plastic bag from his sleeve, handed it over, and said, "After the first bag is opened, this is it!"

Yu Degang took it with a confused face, took out a baked cake from it, and said angrily, "Isn't this a donkey meat fire?"

Wang Jiulong corrected, "This is not donkey meat burned, this is vegetarian fire, no meat is added!"

Yu De angrily threw the baked cake directly to the ground and said, "Let me say, Zhuge Liang's prestige has declined in the past two years, so use this thing to fool me?"

Wang Jiulong also echoed and said, "Yes, it's too unorthodox!"

Yu De was so angry that he couldn't do it, Wang Jiulong also hurriedly sent the second bag and said, "Lord, why don't you take a look at the second one, it seems to be okay in the second one!"

Yu Degang stretched out his hand to take it and said, "Treat Gu as —— good marriage, bad marriage, don't take marriage as idle." When the monarch and minister arrived in Dongwu, they had to go through the palace to pay homage to Qiao Xuan. ——”

Wang Jiulong asked on the side, "Lord, who is this Qiao Xuan?"

Yu Degang laughed and said, "How do you know that this Qiao Xuan is Zhou Yu and Sun Ce's father-in-law, the father of Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao!"

Wang Jiulong winked with a wicked smile and said, "Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, these are the two beauties of Jiangdong!"

Yu Degang said with a disdainful face, "Don't stare so big with your eyes, be careful to fall out, you don't know who to learn from when you look like LSP!"

A few audience members in the front row shouted, "Learn from you!"

Wang Jiulong also laughed and said, "This is not what I said!"

Yu Degang also said with a smile, "Okay, my nephew is like an uncle, I can't hide from it!"

Wang Jiulong is Yu Degang's nephew, and everyone knows this.

Getting back to the point, Yu Degang said, "The military advisor asked me to go to see Qiao Xuan, I will definitely do something!

At the end of the second act, Pei Yanzhi had already changed into Qiao Xuan's costume and was ready to appear.

Pei Yanzhi appeared again, and the audience knew that Pei Yanzhi was in a hurry, so they were relieved, and they thought that this Qiao Xuan had let someone else act.

Pei Yanzhi sat on the small seat in the middle, held his beard, and said, "Old man Qiao Xuan, Wu Hou was a minister in front of the car, and the second daughter was born, the eldest daughter Da Q, Xu married Sun Ce,......"

Suddenly everyone in the audience burst into laughter, and it was a serious introduction, but suddenly there was a big Q, what the hell is this, Da Qiao is on the bridge, and Da Q is still a big Q, and this is a cute one.

"The second daughter, Xiao Q, Xu is married to Zhou Lang! The old man returned from the morning, and saw the street hanging lights, I don't know why?"

Pei Yanzhi leaned back, looked at the old housekeeper next to him, and said, "Qiao Fu!"

The actor who played Qiao Fu was not someone else, it was Li Cunzhen, who had played Qiao Fu in his Shuangqing class before, this time he also heard that Pei Yanzhi was going to come to the show, and he had nothing to do, so he followed, and thought it was very interesting, so he volunteered to play this cross talk drama version of Qiao Fu.

In fact, when the harlequin in Peking Opera is performing, there is almost no difference between it and the harlequin in the cross talk drama, and in the cross talk drama, the actors can be more open.

"Xiangguo!" Qiao Fu's thick dialect suddenly made Pei Yanzhi almost break his work, this dialect is really refreshing!

Pei Yanzhi forcibly suppressed his smile and said, "On the street, the lights are hanging brightly, why?"

Qiao Fu said tremblingly, "I heard that Uncle Liu Huang came to Dongwu on a blind date, didn't he send you a WeChat message?"

Hahaha, what the hell, he also sent WeChat, and the audience in the audience also laughed through their bellies, this old man is quite fashionable.

Pei Yanzhi held back his smile, fortunately there was a mustache to block it, otherwise it is estimated that the smile at the corner of his mouth would be seen by everyone, this Li Cunzhen, he didn't say anything WeChat during the rehearsal!

Pei Yanzhi coughed lightly and said, "Sun Liu is married, why doesn't the old man know about it!"

Qiao Fu said tremblingly, "Don't you really know, it seems that you are not very good in the court?"

Pei Yanzhi's eyes were about to pop out, this old man, did you have this sentence during the rehearsal, you are going to hang me now!

Pei Yanzhi waved his hand slightly, and said, "There must be something strange about this matter, Qiao Fu, you go to the outer compartment to wait!"

Qiao Fu walked tremblingly and said, "Our family Xiangguo doesn't like to look at me anymore, let me go to the outer compartment to serve, who will I serve in the outer compartment!"

Looking at Li Cunzhen, who was possessed by the drama spirit, Pei Yanzhi also looked helpless, this old man is a true love for drama.