Chapter 336: Brother Qian'er Wants to Sing "Persuade Chitose"? (Ask for a recommendation, ask for a monthly pass!)
The audience didn't know that Li Cunzhen was adding his own play, but they thought that the old man's performance was quite interesting, especially this thick dialect, and the audience was about to be taken to other provinces.
As soon as Qiao Fu walked outside the door, he saw Wang Jiulong swaggering over, and shouted loudly, "If you are tired, you will say that Uncle Liu Huang has come to visit Qiao Ge Lao!"
Qiao Fu stepped forward, took the post from Wang Jiulong's hand, looked at it, and said, "This is a business card, okay, I know, you are waiting here, I will give you a gift!"
Qiao Fu walked in, bowed down and said, "Qi Xiangguo, Uncle Liu Huang asks to see you!"
Pei Yan looked surprised, took the greeting post from Qiao Fu's hand and looked at it, and said, "Why, Uncle Liu Huang is really here!"
Pei Yanzhi stood up and arched his hand and said, "Welcome with joy!"
Suddenly there was a sound of blowing.
Pei Yanzhi stood up, straightened his crown, brushed his hair, shook his sleeves, and then came to the gate of the mansion.
Just at this time, Yu Degang came on the field, Yu Degang looked at Pei Yanzhi and shouted loudly, "Where is the captain?"
Pei Yanzhi was also like being blind, and passed by Yu Degang, "Where is Uncle Huang?"
Okay, the two of them started again, Wang Jiulong was also stunned, when did these two people go blind again!
When the two passed by again, Wang Jiulong hurriedly stepped forward, grabbed both sides, and said loudly, "Okay, okay, don't look for it, don't look for it!"
The two of them gave up, as if they had just seen each other.
"So you're here, let me find it easily!"
The audience was also amused by the miraculous operation of the two.
The two of them were seated separately.
Pei Yanyi held his mustache and spoke, "Uncle Huang arrived, the old man never greeted him from afar, forgive his sins in person!"
Yu Degang was also full of posture, slightly arched his hand, and said, "How dare you! The Yangtze River is blocked, don't come to visit, Taiwei Haihan!"
"Where!"
Yu Degang looked at Wang Jiulong behind him, waved his hand, and said, "Fourth brother, present the gift!"
Wang Jiulong also held back a smile, walked in front of Pei Yanzhi, and handed over the bag of fire hidden in his sleeve.
Pei Yanzhi took this bag and burned it, with a shocked expression on his face, and said, "Uncle Huang, this gift is too heavy!"
Yu Degang waved his hand, "Hey, for the first visit, you should give some gifts to the captain, besides, these things are all gadgets, worthless things!"
Pei Yanzhi handed the fire to Qiao Fu behind him, Qiao Fu took the fire, took one out of it, took a bite, and said, "Xiangguo, this is the baked cake sold in the baked cake shop opposite our house!"
Pei Yanzhi looked at Yu Degang with a little meaning, and said, "Sure enough, they are all worthless things!"
Yu Degang was not embarrassed, and laughed.
Pei Yanzhi asked, "I don't know what happened to Uncle Huang's crossing of the river this time?"
Yu Degang bowed his hand slightly, and said, "I am afraid that it is a beauty's plan to cross the river to go on a blind date this time, so please ask the captain for guidance!"
Pei Yanzhi nodded and said, "I also told Qiao Fu that just now!"
Yu Degang also continued, "Yes, we all heard it later!"
This one can be dismantled.
Pei Yanzhi said, "You said that if you are in love, it is easy to say, if you don't fall in love, I will kill you again, this is not appropriate!"
Yu Degang also said with a wry smile, "Yes, it can be said that it is not easy for me to survive to this day!"
Pei Yanzhi pondered for a long time, made up his mind, stood up, and said, "No, I have to go into the palace to meet the old Guotai, and discuss this matter with Guotai, Qiao Fu, the outer compartment is a sedan car!"
After speaking, Pei Yanzhi took Qiao Fu and stepped down directly.
After Pei Yan went down, there were bursts of laughter from the audience.
Because Yu Degang on the stage was leaning on the chair with a tangled expression, Wang Jiulong next to him was also puzzled.
That's right, isn't this Qiao's Mansion, Qiao Xuan and Qiao Fu left, leaving Liu Bei and Zhao Yun here.
Wang Jiulong hurriedly said, "Lord, why did he dry our master here!"
Yu Degang also said helplessly, "This person is not slippery! Where is this going, someone from the family has come, but he is gone!"
Wang Jiulong also said with a confused face, "Yes, throw the guest here!"
Yu Degang staggered to his feet, looked unhappy, and said, "What is this thing called, forget it, go to their back kitchen and take a look, if there is anything to eat!"
Well, it's really a starving ghost, so you know how to eat!
When Yu Degang and the others stepped down, four palace maids came out in the direction of the door, all of them were like goblins, all of them were skewered by Yu Degang's apprentices, and the four of them estimated that they had used up all the powder in the background!
Waiting until the four of them stood still, a person wearing Lao Dan's costume came out of the backstage, and he walked steadily, everyone looked at it, and they also applauded loudly, this is also Yu Degang's apprentice, named Zhou Jiuliang, and his singing kung fu is also very good-tempered, and he is called the "little gentleman" of Dezheng Society!
After Zhou Jiuliang sat down, he spoke, "The Wu family, with her husband Sun Jian, unfortunately passed away, and gave birth to two sons and one daughter, the eldest son Sun Ce died in middle age, the second son Sun Quan, who was in charge of the military power of the six counties and eighty-one states in Jiangdong, and a daughter, named Shang Xiang, who has not yet been married, but let the mourning family rest assuredββ
Mr. Xiao's recitation is also full of charm, after listening to half of the nonsense Peking Opera, everyone finally heard the recitation of the Eight Classics, you know, even Pei Yanzhi did not have a serious rhyme before, all in Mandarin.
"Uh-huh!" came to the door, Pei Yan coughed with phlegm and came out.
"Busy with blind dates, say that Yu Guo knows too much!"
"Chen Qiaoxuan, see Guotai!"
"No rudeness!"
"Xie Guotai!"
Since you rhyme, then let's all use rhyme, after Pei Yan came on stage, he also had a mouthful of horse pie recitation, and the audience below couldn't stop applauding.
"Congratulations to Kokuta, congratulations to Kokuta!"
"What's the joy of this future?"
"Isn't it a great joy for the Sun and Liu families to get married!"
"What? The Sun and Liu families are married, why don't some of them know about it!"
"Oh, I don't know about it?"
"Whose idea was this?"
"I guess it's a 2,000-year-old idea!"
"Xuan 2,000-year-old audience!"
"Command!"
This performance of the two makes people feel that they can finally watch a good Peking Opera!
A man in a green python robe walked out from the direction of the door, with a white face and purple hair, but as soon as this person appeared, the audience on the stage also applauded loudly.
It turned out that this was Guo Qian.
Guo Qian's role as Sun Quan this time is also very strange to everyone, because in the cross talk drama of Dezheng Society, most of Guo Qian's roles should be old ladies, I originally thought that this Wu Guotai would let Guo Qian play it, who knew that Guo Qian actually played Sun Quan, which was also very unexpected.
"Suddenly heard the queen mother's announcement, go to the palace and ask Jin An!"
After Sun Quan came in, he looked calm and asked, "I have seen the queen mother, but I don't know what the queen mother has learned from calling the child?"
Zhou Jiuliang, who was originally calm and appropriate, suddenly stood up, widened his eyes, and said, "Give you an arrow, and order you ββto flood Sizhou City."
Suddenly, the demons on the stage danced wildly, except for Pei Yanzhi, everyone else screamed.
Pei Yanzhi hurriedly stepped forward, stopped everyone, and said, "Okay, okay, it's a show, you are a Wang Bajing!
Everyone also sat down and stood well.
Zhou Jiuliang asked, "The Sun and Liu families got married, but it's your idea!"
Guo Qian arched his hand and said, "Queen Mother, just because Liu Bei borrowed it to Jingzhou and didn't pay it back for a long time, I set up a beauty plan with Zhou Yu, tricked him to cross the river to recruit relatives, and imprisoned him in Eastern Wu, so isn't Jingzhou at your fingertips?"
After Zhou Jiuliang heard this, he shook his head again and again, and shouted loudly, "My son's words are wrongββ
"If you want to get back Jingzhou, write down the battle table, and fight with Liu Bei, this is the right reason, treat your sister as a beauty, even if you recapture Jingzhou, won't you be laughed at by the people of the world, this, this, I ββ to death."
Zhou Jiuliang shouted "Oops, I'm angry", and then lay directly on the ground, facing the sky on his back, sure enough, he has the demeanor and self-cultivation of a little gentleman, and he definitely doesn't learn from the old ladies, and lies on the ground whenever something happens.
Guo Qian looked at Zhou Jiuliang, and also said to the audience, "My mother is used to this!"
Pei Yanzhi also looked at it and wanted to laugh, this Zhou Jiuliang is really interesting, this part belongs to his own personal play, which was originally to let him lie on the chair, and then everyone surrounded him, he lay directly on the ground, and the people around him were also a little caught off guard, and they all froze in place.
At this time, the sound of the huqin sounded, and Pei Yanzhi couldn't help frowning a little, because the next thing was for Wu Guotai to sing, this kid was lying on the ground, how was he going to sing!
When the whole audience was about to fall into embarrassment, a high-pitched voice came out of the mouth of Zhou Jiuliang, who was lying on the ground.
"The deep palace courtyard is angry with Wu Guotai'ββ"
Not only did the audience applaud loudly, but even Pei Yanzhi secretly shouted hello with a surprised face.
You know, when you lie there, it is difficult for the voice to come out normally, but Zhou Jiuliang does not have any flaws in this singing, it seems that he usually trains like this!
Several people on the stage looked at Zhou Jiuliang lying on the ground with a smile on their faces, it's amazing my brother!
After singing this sentence, Guo Qian and Pei Yanzhi also hurriedly stepped forward and picked up Zhou Jiuliang, it was obvious that Zhou Jiuliang was a little out of breath, no wonder, it was really difficult to make a voice just now, and it was really not easy to sing well.
After Zhou Jiuliang got up, he sat on the chair and continued to sing,
"It should have been a good plan with the civil and military forces,
Send troops to fight him,
Why do you want to use your sister as a hook hook!"
This Lao Dan's lyrics are still really good.
Guo Qian waved his hand and said firmly, "Hey, Queen Mother, this Liu Bei, Lone is killed!"
One of Pei Yan next to him arched his hand and said, "Chitose ββ"
Just as Pei Yanzhi was about to open his mouth to sing, Guo Qian next to him directly snatched Pei Yanzhi's words.
"Persuade Chitose, kill the word and leave the exit!"
Pei Yanzhi hurriedly stepped forward, stopped Guo Qian, and said, "Brother, brother, I'll sing, I'll sing!"
The audience in the audience was going crazy with laughter, but they didn't expect Brother Qian'er to be so funny and want to snatch Pei Yanzhi's words.
Pei Yanzhi soothed his mood and sang,
"Persuade Chitose, kill the word and rest the exit ββ"
......
A classic "Persuasion Chitose" is also sung smoothly, the audience is fascinated by it, and the people on the stage are also applauding, this is the real good art.
Qiao Fu next to him also appeared again, holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand, and handed it to Pei Yanzhi, which made Pei Yanzhi also look confused, sure enough, the old drama is good, wasn't this flower sent by the audience just now, you just took it casually!
But Pei Yanzhi also hurriedly took it over and shook hands with Qiao Fu again and again.
Pei Yanzhi turned his head, looked at Zhou Jiuliang, and said, "Ah, Guotai!"
Zhou Jiuliang also said from the bottom of his heart, "This singing is really good, come to the palace to teach me when you have time!"
Guo Qian said on the side, "No matter how good you sing, it's useless, how old is Liu Bei, and he still wants to marry my sister, he doesn't deserve it!"
Pei Yanzhi waved his hand and said, "Then Liu Bei can be called a hero in the world, and he can be deserved!"
"Unworthy!"
"Deserved!"
"Unworthy!"
......
The more the two talked, the more stiff they became, only to see Pei Yanzhi directly throw the flowers in his hand to Guo Qian's body, Guo Qian was also unequivocal, stepped forward and grabbed Pei Yanzhi's collar, and the two of them just stumbled on the ground.
Poor Pei Yanzhi, such a gentle and elegant Peking Opera actor, after arriving at Dezheng Society, he was influenced by their social style and became such a person.
Zhou Jiuliang also hurriedly stepped forward, shouting, "Look at me, look at me, stop fighting, look at me!"
As a result, the two of them glanced at him, and directly pushed him out of Bazhang Yuan, the king of Hades is fighting, what are you a little ghost coming over to mix!
As a result, Pei Yanzhi's skills were superior, and he took off the Grass King helmet on Guo Qian's head and pressed it to the ground, and the people next to him also hurried over to pull the rack.
After the two were pulled apart, Pei Yanzhi and Guo Qian still shouted unconvinced,
"Deserved!"
"Unworthy!"
What a dedication!
Pei Yanzhi threw the Grass King helmet in his hand directly at Guo Qian, and one of the palace maids picked it up, helped Guo Qian and stepped down.
Pei Yanzhi also stepped down from the other side.
Only Zhou Jiuliang, who had just stood up, was left on the stage, looking dizzy, what happened just now, I seemed to let them look at me just now, and then they looked at me, and then I flew out.
Zhou Jiuliang looked at the surrounding environment, and could only smile bitterly, and said, "Gong ladies, hurry up, take me down, send me to the hospital, I hurt!"
Four palace maids stepped down with Zhou Jiuliang in their arms.
The audience in the audience was already smiling and slumped on the chairs, and sure enough, it was the style of Dezheng Society, and they did it directly on the stage.