Chapter 337: Your Mother Is Enough to Slip Away!(Ask for a recommendation, ask for a monthly pass!)

Guo Qian came out of the door, and Boss Gao also walked out from the opposite side.

Guo Qian looked bitter and hateful, it should be because he lost the fight just now, because his python robe was still a little wrinkled, and the grass king helmet on his head was also a little crooked, and Gao Feng couldn't help but laugh out loud on the side.

Guo Qian didn't care at all, and said, "Doctor Lu, tomorrow the queen mother will face Liu Bei in Ganlu Temple, if this is a match, wouldn't it be a fake to come true, quickly think of a good plan!"

Gao Feng walked over, sorted out Guo Qian's costume, put the Grass King helmet on him, and then said, "What's so difficult about this, Chitose can order Jia Hua to ambush outside Ganlu Temple, and kill him by surprise before the banquet!"

When Guo Qian heard this, he laughed and said, "This plan is very good, go and pass on Jia Hua!"

Gao Feng gave up and went down.

Guo Qian flicked his sleeves and said, "This is exactly: ......"

Originally, the words here in Peking Opera should be "Arrange a tiger cage plan, prepare a golden hook to catch fish!"

However, Guo Qian's eyes rolled and he said directly, "I'd rather give up one meal, and I won't give up two peopleβ€”β€”!"

Sure enough, he and Yu Degang are a good pair, and they pay attention to echoing before and after!

Guo Qian twisted the big Yangge and went off the stage, and the audience also gave warm applause to say goodbye.

Pei Yanzhi appeared again, and as soon as he appeared, it caused laughter from the audience.

It turned out that Pei Yanzhi was even more miserable than Guo Qian's appearance just now, the white mustache on his chest was torn apart, and the jade belt on his waist was also broken from the middle, but fortunately, the jade belt was fixed on the python robe at the back.

I saw that Pei Yan had just finished the fight, snorting angrily, and walked out swaying left and right, and Qiao Fu also hurriedly stepped forward to greet him.

Pei Yanzhi sat down, looking angry, and said to Qiao Fu who looked concerned next to him, "Are you not convinced?"

Qiao Fu looked like he was about to fall, how could he say this.

Pei Yanzhi sat there, with an angry face, and said, "This Sun Quan is too domineering, how can I say that he is also his brother's father-in-law, and rounding it up can be regarded as his father!

The audience in the audience is going to die of laughter, you are the father-in-law of your brother, how can you round off to become an adult's father.

Sure enough, what are you doing, you can't do anything, and you are the first to mess around.

Pei Yanzhi gasped and said, "I think about it, aren't you Sun Quan a cow, you want to use this beauty trick to harm Liu Bei, then I will deceive and deceive your dream in vain, tomorrow Lao Guotai doesn't want to face Liu Bei in Ganlu Temple, I guess, Sun Quan will definitely not give up, maybe they will get rid of Liu Bei before the banquet, then it will be a bad thing!

Qiao Fu asked from the side, "What's the idea?"

Pei Yanzhi thought about it, turned his head, took a small box from the table, and said, "Liu Bei is old and has gray sideburns, you can send him this box of black beard medicine, let him dye his beard black, and look better on a blind date tomorrow, and then tell him that let his general who is driving him wear a coat inside and a horse coat outside, and be a guard but not prepared, but not prepared!"

After Pei Yanzhi finished speaking, he waved his sleeves and stepped off the stage.

Qiao Fu looked at Pei Yanzhi's back and said, "We Xiangguo said that the general who let him protect him wear a horse coat inside and a horse coat outside, hey!

Just like that, along the way, Qiao Fu muttered words, and came to the pavilion and shouted, "Annoying, Qiao Fu asks to see!"

Wang Jiulong walked out from the direction of the exit door, walked out of a tiger and a tiger, walked out of a thousand miles in a day, walked out of a world away, came to Qiao Fu, and asked, "What are you doing here?"

The audience below also laughed, Qiao Fu was wearing a black dress, with a rickety body, looking like an old man playing more on TV, but he was missing a gong in his hand.

Qiao Fu said, "I want to see Uncle Liuhuang!"

Wang Jiulong turned around and said, "Please β€”β€” the lord."

Yu Degang also walked out with the steps of not recognizing his six relatives, and asked, "Fourth brother, what's the matter?"

Wang Jiulong pointed at Qiao Fu and said, "Lord, the housekeeper of Qiao's Mansion has come to ask for a meeting!"

"Hurry up, please!"

Qiao Fu turned around, came to Yu Degang, and said, "See uncle!"

Yu Degang glanced at Wang Jiulong next to him in shock, and said, "Are they all so polite in Dongwu?"

Qiao Fu also quickly changed his words and said, "It's not an uncle, it's an imperial uncle!"

Wang Jiulong said, "Meet and frustrate first!"

Yu Degang also complained, "The Mandarin of this Dongwu people is really worrying!"

"With Lao Zun in charge, what's the matter here!"

Qiao Fu also hurriedly took out the black beard medicine from his sleeve and said, "Uncle Huang, my family Xiangguo said that tomorrow Lao Guotai will face Uncle Huang in Ganlu Temple, but Uncle Huang, you are too ugly, and too old, your hair is white, and your beard is also white, it is estimated that Lao Guotai will vomit if he can't get it right!"

Wang Jiulong walked over, glanced at Qiao Fu, and said, "You old man, what nonsense is the truth, no, what nonsense is talking about, our imperial uncle is handsome and chic, and he is suave, that is everyone knows!"

Qiao Fu glanced at Wang Jiulong and said, "This general, don't you feel sorry for you when you say this?"

Wang Jiulong said in a low voice, "Who called me his subordinate, can't you hold it and say it?"

Qiao Fu said with a sympathetic face, "It's really hard for you!"

Yu Degang was also a little stunned by Qiao Fu's words, am I really old and ugly?

Qiao Fu handed over the black beard medicine in his hand and said, "My family Xiangguo said, there is a black beard medicine from abroad, as long as this medicine is smeared on the beard, it can make the beard turn black, and when the time comes, at least the imperial uncle can be younger, and it is estimated that the national wife will also be able to take a fancy to you!"

Yu Degang pondered for a long time and said, "I'm here to go on a blind date with the county lord, but I'm not here to go on a blind date with the old country!"

Qiao Fu also rolled his eyes and said, "You think, that old country has a relationship with our family Xiangguo...... Ahem, don't mention it, by the way, there is one more thing that my family Xiangguo has also explained!"

Yu Degang put the black mustache medicine on the table, turned his head and asked, "Oh, what else does the Taiwei have to teach?"

Qiao Fu said tremblingly, "Tomorrow I will go on a blind date in Ganlu Temple, my family Xiangguo said, I'm afraid you will be in danger!"

"What, there will be danger, what kind of danger?"

"You don't have to be afraid, our family has already arranged it!"

"I'm not afraid!"

Qiao Fu continued, "Tomorrow, let you, the general who protects you, wear a coat inside and a coat on the outside!"

Yu Degang said with a confused expression, "What's the matter, someone is playing a horse coat?"

The audience couldn't help laughing, it was okay to pick up the horse coat.

Qiao Fu shook his head and said, "Our family Xiangguo said, let you be prepared but not prepared!"

Yu Degang also hurriedly said, "Oh, Taiwei is thoughtful, and Lao Zun is in charge!"

Yu Degang turned around and glanced at Wang Jiulong, and said, "Fourth brother, look at the reward!"

Wang Jiulong glanced at Qiao Fu, who was waiting to collect the money, and leaned into Yu Degang's ear without changing his face, and said, "Lord, we have no money!"

Yu Degang also pursed his lips and said, "Didn't we eat half of that baked cake yesterday, and reward him!"

Wang Jiulong said with a tangled face, "That's our dinner!"

Yu Degang glared and said, "Hurry up, I'll take you out to find a place to eat later!"

Wang Jiulong reluctantly took out half of the baked cake from his sleeve and gave it to Qiao Fu, Qiao Fu took it and looked at it, he was also confused, and said, "This Jingzhou person is really generous, last time I sent four baked cakes to our Prime Minister's Mansion, today is good, it is still a baked cake, and it is still half of it, I don't know if it is leftover!"

After speaking, Qiao Fu also shook his head and stepped down.

Yu Degang stood up and said, "Fourth brother, it seems that there is indeed fraud before tomorrow's banquet, let you wear a coat inside and a horse coat outside, you must be more careful tomorrow!"

Wang Jiulong patted his chest and said, "Lord, you don't have to worry, with me, there must be no problem, I'll kill one if you come, I'll kill one when you come, and I'll kill one pair when you come to two!"

Yu Degang shook his head and said, "Don't underestimate the people of Dongwu, I heard that they are ruthless, they will fight in groups at any time, regardless of the occasion and place!

The audience also laughed, this is the previous court beating incident between Pei Yanzhi and Guo Qian!

Wang Jiulong also said with a smile, "But it can be said that their people are too terrible!"

Yu Degang finally told Wang Jiulong a few words to be careful, and then the two stepped down together.

Guo Qian and Gao Feng appeared again.

Guo Qian said, "I saw Liu Bei just now!"

Gao Feng asked, "What does it look like?"

Guo Qian sighed and said, "The heavenly court is full, the earth pavilion is round, handsome and straight, he is really a handsome guy!"

Gao Feng couldn't help but roll his eyes and complained, "How much do you owe him, you praise him like this, just his head, he is still handsome and tall!"

Guo Qian sighed and said, "I like it in the Ganlu Temple tomorrow, the queen mother didn't fall in love with him!"

Gao Feng said, "When the time comes, we will act on the opportunity!"

Ganlu Temple.

Pei Yanzhi arched his hand and said, "Qiyu Guotai, Uncle Liu Huang has arrived!"

"Uncle Huang, please!"

Wang Jiulong led Yu Degang to appear and came to Wu Guotai, and the salute was finished.

Yu Degang said, "Fourth brother, I have seen the Queen Mother!"

Wang Jiulong also stepped forward majestically, bowed slightly, and said, "Zhao Yun has seen the Queen Mother!"

Zhou Jiuliang's eyes were slightly closed, but when he heard the words, he opened his eyes, and when he saw Wang Jiulong, he couldn't help but shine in his eyes, and with a hard effort, the table in front of him was moved by him, and he rushed over at Wang Jiulong, shouting in his mouth, "This kid looks good, it's weird!"

was so frightened that Wang Jiulong also fled, and there was a panic on the stage, and everyone stepped forward to stop the "estrus" queen mother.

The audience in the audience is going crazy with laughter, what kind of queen mother is this! When she sees the little white face, she will rush up to chase after others.

After the dust settled, Yu Degang beckoned to Guo Qian and said, "Your mother is not slippery!"

Guo Qian also said with a disgusted face, "That's because you haven't seen my dad yet!"

"It's not even slippery!"

Everyone is back in their places.

Yu Degang picked up the cigarette on the table and put a cigarette on Zhou Jiuliang, Zhou Jiuliang also quickly smoked politely, sure enough, it was Guo Qian's mother, smoking, drinking, and perming her head, she had to know everything!

Zhou Jiuliang took a puff of his cigarette and couldn't wait to ask, "I don't know where this General Zhao's family lives?"

Wang Jiulong looked confused on the side and asked me what I was doing, but in Yu Degang's hateful eyes, he said, "The young general's family lives in Zhending Changshan!"

Zhou Jiuliang continued to ask, "Ah! Has General Zhao ever been married in his family?"

Wang Jiulong said with a smile, "Not yet!"

Zhou Jiuliang laughed and said, "It's done, it's you!

Guo Qian and Pei Yanzhi hurriedly came up to persuade him, you want to be Liu Bei, not Zhao Yun, you can't look at whoever is handsome!

Yu Degang stood up, walked past Wang Jiulong's side, and said with a dissatisfied face, "What's the matter with you, you go out first!"

Wang Jiulong said, "Lord, I have to protect you here!"

Yu Degang shook his head and said, "No need, you're here, I'm more dangerous, didn't you see that this old lady is ready to ask for you!"

Wang Jiulong said with a smile, "Cheng, then I'll stand on the side and don't speak!"

Yu Degang gave a thousand instructions and said, "Remember, don't speak! Ask why you don't speak, and you say I won't let you speak! Remember?"

Zhou Jiuliang laughed and said, "When the late husband was alive, he also said that he fought side by side with the emperor's uncle, and he also told the old man an interesting story back then!"

Pei Yanzhi sneered on the side, "Oh, I don't know what kind of interesting thing it is!"

Zhou Jiuliang said, "When the late husband and Uncle Liu went to Uncle Huang's house as guests, they met Uncle Huang's father, but the first husband stepped forward and called him a few times, but he didn't respond, you say this is strange, isn't it strange that you say this!"

Yu Degang also asked with some curiosity, "Why didn't my father speak?"

Wang Jiulong next to him could be regarded as waiting for this sentence, and immediately continued, "You won't let me speak!"

was so angry that Yu Degang flew directly and kicked him, "You kid wants to rebel!"

Pei Yanzhi and Guo Qian hurriedly came to stop them, and they acted in a cross talk drama with Yu Degang, which was too much for apprentices.

After the dust settled, Yu Degang also said with a sneer, "My father died early, I guess the queen mother remembered it wrong!"

Pei Yanzhi arched his hand and said, "Ah, the old man, I see that you are quite interested in this General Zhao, so it is better to let the old man come and talk to the Queen Mother!"

Zhou Jiuliang also said with interest, "Okay, you talk to the old lady and me, let me see if this general is in line with my heart!"

The more I listen to it, the more it looks like the old lady is ready to find someone for herself to marry!

Could it be that this is the rhythm of the legend in the future, I call you big brother, and you call me dad.

Here, according to the plot in Peking Opera, it should be Liu Bei who listed his sworn brothers one by one, and then praised Qiao Xuan by the first Shu, but in this cross talk drama, all the previous ones were erased, and it went directly to Zhao Yun's head.