Xiaofeng took the initiative to change your mother and mother to Ling Tang, and Sao Bao also readily admitted her mistake, and the topic was finally back on track. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"If you want to talk about my mother, everyone here should know that her old man's surname is Song and her name is faint. Sao said proudly.

"Saobi, you have to practice hard with this mouth, people's names are the second tone, you have to say the fourth tone, you are not afraid of your mother pumping you, Saobi, didn't you say that you despise Xiao Guo? Didn't you say that you don't fight for your father only by strength?" Zhang Yunlei looked depressed when he heard the sao cake and moved Song out lightly.

"Hey, I'm fighting my mother instead of my father, I mean I won't fight my father, but did I say I won't fight my mother?" said Saobi with a smug face.

"This person is just shameless, you really don't have anything to do with him. Zhang Helun also looked depressed, and this big killer also embarrassed him.

"Uncle, do you know my mother?" "Sao Cake felt that he had a chance to win, and began to show it.

"Of course I know Teacher Song Dandan, but when did this Teacher Song become your mother, Lingtang?" Xiao Feng didn't pay attention and almost said something wrong again.

"You don't know this, hundreds of millions of people in China know about it. Saobi was a little unhappy, he said it so lively, Xiaofeng actually replied with not knowing.

"No, let me ask, Teacher Song's surname is Song, and your surname is Sao, why did you become a mother?"

"Uncle, uncle, do you want to ask before you figure it out?" Zhang Helun hurriedly grabbed Xiaofeng, no matter how good the Chinese language is, it can't change the fact that Xiaofeng is a Korean, and this kind of common sense is not clear.

"Yes, uncle, how can you say that my surname is Sao, my name is Sao, that's a stage name. Sao Biao's words made Zhang Helun even more speechless, can we grasp the point when we speak?

"Oh, forgive me, you also know that your uncle is Korean, and you don't know much about this, so your surname is Song?" asked Xiaofeng apologetically.

"I don't have a surname Song, my surname is Zhu, the reason why I don't have the same surname as my mother is very simple, my mother is my godmother, not a kiss. Seeing Xiaofeng nodding to show that he understood, Sao Cake continued: "Although it is dry, but it is no different from kissing, I said lightly that my mother said that she will take me to Hollywood to live in the future, I am not at the same level as you at all, and you are still PK with me." ”

"It turned out to be a godmother, I know that it is a tradition in the Chinese entertainment industry to recognize godfathers and godmothers, and I have seen a lot of godfathers, and it is really the first time I have seen godmothers. Xiao Feng said with a look of sudden realization.

"Alas, uncle, you can't talk nonsense, what is it called to recognize godfather and godmother is a tradition in the Chinese entertainment industry, this is too offensive. Zhang Yunlei hurriedly reminded Xiaofeng that there were some things that could not be said casually.

"Okay, can't you three find some key points? Even if it's your own mother, according to the Chinese tradition, there are many more people with your father's surname than your mother's surname, and it's only a very small phenomenon with your mother's surname, it's just a very small phenomenon with your mother's surname, this is not right from the beginning, you also said for a long time, uncle is a Korean can be forgiven, you two can't forgive, you two still say cross talk, you don't even know this bit of common sense, hurry up and don't be embarrassed here." Zhang Helun couldn't listen to it anymore, he just reminded him that he was robbed of the talk, and the result was that the three of them talked about this issue for a long time, which was really embarrassing.

"Oh, I see. Xiaofeng then suddenly realized, as if there are many children in Korea with their mother's surname.

"Don't talk about those useless things, everyone has small problems, those are all small things, as far as I just said, which of the two of you can compare with me. "Sao's chin is going to be lifted to the door of his head.

"Sao Bi, you've been talking about this for a few years, and you said that you would go to Hollywood in two or three years, but you should go and let us have a look?" Zhang Yunlei said with a disdainful face.

"That's right, Yunde Club can't pretend to be you, you can go to Hollywood to live, why are you still here to compete with us for this partner. Zhang Helun cooperated.

"Can you blame me for this? When my mother said on the stage that she was going to take me to Hollywood, you all heard it. Sao's face began to twitch again, and when I saw it, I was going to cry again.

"It's said that it's said, but people are joking, can what they say on the stage of cross talk be taken seriously? Whoever takes it seriously is a fool. Seeing the appearance of the cake, Zhang Helun was secretly cool.

"Yes, don't you know what happened that day, you were about to be driven crazy by the master on the stage, and you cried out, crying and chirping to call your mother lightly, can your mother not help you save face? Zhang Yunlei also fell into the well.

"You don't know at all, I didn't take it seriously at the beginning, but after I got to the stage, my mother said it again, these words are true, as long as she goes to Hollywood, she must take me with her. "The momentum of the cake has dropped a lot, and there is no longer that kind of self-sacrificing appearance.

"Then why haven't you gone to Hollywood yet?" asked the duo together.

"I want to go, but there is a premise that my mother has to go first, the key is that I think that at my age, I can't wait for my mother to go to Hollywood and take me to mess around. Sao said with a crying voice.

"Uncle, you understand, just this kind of person who takes unreliable things as a killer, can you find him as a partner?" Zhang Yunlei seized the slightest opportunity to belittle the sao cake, there is no father and son in the love field, and the brotherhood is nothing at all in front of the future.

"I understand what I heard, but I'm curious about what kind of good place Hollywood is, it's worth making a promise to the teacher, and Sao Bao always talks about this. Xiao Feng asked confusedly.

"Uncle, this Hollywood, it's actually Hollywood, it's that American blockbuster" Zhang Helun explained Xiaofeng's confusion.

"What does this mean? Why does Hollywood still have a nickname? I don't know about American blockbusters, I only know about Japanese movies," Xiaofeng continued.

"It's not another name, this involves a transliteration problem, Huaxia transliteration is Hollywood, and the translation on the Xiangjiang side is Hollywood, and the translation of Huaxia and Xiangjiang is much different. Zhang Yunlei explained very clearly.

"So that's the case, I understand, but why use Xiangjiang's translation? Isn't Sao Bi from the Northeast?"

"Uncle, you are my own uncle, this question is not important, you are here to find a partner. Sao Cake said with a cry.

"Oh, yes, I'm here to choose a partner, it doesn't matter. Xiaofeng began to realize again.

"Uncle, look at my conditions, is it a big piece stronger than them, I am the only candidate for your partner. "Sao Bi struck while the iron was hot, hoping that Xiaofeng would quickly confirm it.

"How can you be sure it's you?" Saobi's heart eye hasn't played like this, I've listened to you for a long time, how can we be sure that we haven't said anything?"

"That is, just listen to you say that your advantages are not advantages, we can understand if you don't talk about your shortcomings, but you have to let us talk about your own advantages, so it's fair. Zhang Yunlei continued.

"Biscuits, what they said makes sense, why don't you let them tell me about making a decision? After all, choosing a partner is a lifelong thing, and choosing an inappropriate one will make you upset. Xiaofeng made a decision, and there was no way to refute it.

Shuangzhang Alliance briefly discussed, and decided to praise himself while belittleing the sassy cake by the way, but it is absolutely not allowed to hack the other party, who to choose depends on the ability to boast, after the two agreed, Zhang Helun stood up first and prepared to boast.

"Compared with these two, I'm not too much, the style of our generation of people who learn art is almost the same, Xiao Yueyue's style is cheap, the cheap door that was founded, and the style of the cake is Sao, and now our generation is basically a cheap fight, but in fact, our style is far more than these two, and it is divided into five categories from the general direction. "Zhang Helun's style is different from that of Sao Cake, Sao Cake is extremely boastful and extremely shameless, Zhang Helun is modest and cautious, this style Xiaofeng prefers.

"These five categories can be summed up as being cheap in the east and cheap in the south, and black in the north. Zhang Helun continued.

"Wait, I have to ask, what do you say about this and cheap South and North Black?" Xiao Feng turned into a primary school student who didn't understand.

"Everyone knows Dongsao and Xibei, referring to Sao Cake and Xiao Yueyue, and this Nan Ya refers to our senior brother. ”

"Wait, which wei is this?i" Xiaofeng interrupted Zhang Helun again and asked.

"Lewd suo, our master's style. ”

"It turned out to be wei trivial wei. Xiaofeng said with a regretful face.

"Which wei do you think it is?" asked Zhang Helun with a wicked smile.

"I thought I'd found something funny, and you go on. Xiao Feng coughed dryly and said a little embarrassed.

"This Beihei is talking about me, and the black refers to my master, sooner or later, these four doors will be carried forward. Zhang Helun said with confidence.

"It turns out that it's such a and a, is there there?"

"Uncle, you really know a lot about Chinese culture, and you even know about the southeast, northwest, and northwest. Zhang Helun also began to pat himself on the back.

"Is it okay to have martial arts novels in South Korea?" Xiaofeng replied a little speechlessly, such a classic title is worse than Zhang Helun.

"It's my master, Gangmen. Zhang Helun's voice raised several notches.

"Alas, our division is called Guomen, but it can't be called Gangmen, it's not good to say, you know?"

"What's wrong with Gangmen? Is my master's fan called Tightrope, isn't it wrong that my master's door is called Gangmen?" Zhang He replied confidently.

Sao Bao means that no one will stop you from dying, you can say whatever you want, and see who will be beaten after stepping down.

"Compared with the two of them, I don't have much advantage, my biggest advantage is that I am talented, and I made up all the jokes of my master. Zhang Helun expressed his gratitude to the cheers from the audience, and said that in the future, he must guard against arrogance and rashness to bring Lao Guo Hei to a new height.

It is estimated that only the audience likes such a talented method, and Xiaofeng said that he did not replace Lao Guo to become the new protagonist of Zhang Helun's jokes.

"It's nothing to create a joke, I'm going to publish a book in the near future, everyone knows that our uncle Yu Qian and Teacher Yu have published a book, it's called Playing Yu Qian, and I'm calling it ...... when I publish a book" Zhang Helun was stopped by the cake before he finished speaking.

"What's the name of our uncle's book?" asked Saobi.

"Isn't it true to play Yu Qian? "Zhang Helun is serious nonsense.

"That's called playing, and Yu Qian is the author's name. Sao Piao corrected it disdainfully.

"Then my book is called a big name, the author Zhang Helun, and it is a big name Zhang Helun, how can I be talented?" Zhang Helun said very shamelessly.

"It's not good, it's not like this to put gold on your face, are you embarrassed to stand up and fight with me?"

Xiaofeng also said that Zhang Helun can rest, let's change Zhang Yunlei to talk about it.

"My advantages are very obvious, everyone can see it at this station, that is, the whole line, looking for a partner to find a distinctive I agree, but I don't dare to agree with the similar style as Saobao said, as a partner must have a different style, which can meet the taste of more audiences, if similar styles stand together, the picture is harmonious, but the beauty is gone. Zhang Yunlei behaved decently, neither praising himself excessively nor belittling others, what he said was quite reasonable.

"Like me, who is responsible for appearance, the weak body is only harmonious when standing with my uncle, I am responsible for showing my face, and my uncle is responsible for showing my figure, so that there are all the highlights. "People are standing on the stage, what Zhang Yunlei said can be verified on the spot, although Xiao Fengsu is so depressed that he has to be complained about his appearance, but he has to admit that what Zhang Yunlei said makes sense.

Sao Pian immediately said that compared with red, meat reduction and plastic surgery are minor problems, and Zhang Helun also said that he doesn't mind a systematic plan for his appearance and figure.

"Of course, these are not the most important, my biggest advantage is that I am not afraid of death, and I will do anything for the sake of popularity. Speaking of this, Zhang Yunlei's words were ruthless.

"How do you say this?" Although dissatisfaction has become a compliment, if Xiaofeng doesn't say any words, Xiaofeng will really become a prop on the stage.

"I think I jumped from more than 10 meters for the sake of redness, and I did all this kind of thing for the sake of redness, what else can stop me?" Zhang Yunlei shouted with great momentum.

"I also know that you didn't succeed in performing a flying performance, didn't Lao Guo say that you drank too much? There are also media reports that you are trapped in love and can't think of committing suicide for a while, how can you dedicate yourself to being popular?" Xiaofeng asked puzzled.

"That's all rhetoric, I drank too much to go to the train station to visit something, and sent things to colleagues, grandma, I'm drunk like that, I can't tell the way, can I still send things? I want to jump more than ten meters because of love? How comfortable it is to find a skyscraper and jump off, I don't have to think about what to do if I don't die, and I can also experience the feeling of flying. Zhang Yunlei's explanation, Xiaofeng felt that there was still some truth.