Yuan Zhou and the others did not come for a day, and the next day Wuhai just finished breakfast, and ran home in a hurry, but was stopped by someone as soon as he arrived at the door.

"Brother Wuhai, you can't feed more meat like this, it's not good for the cat to be too fat. The bear child said.

This is not the first time that the bear child has reminded Wuhai, but Wuhai is a cat slave, and the cat owner can give whatever he wants, and he doesn't think about any health or unhealth at all.

So, the one-year-old meat is a lot, bigger than the orange cat of the same age, and the meat is a lot of black and white hair, and I thought it was a round red panda in a blink of an eye.

"Don't worry, no problem, I've been urging Rouduo to lose weight recently. "Wukaido.

"Lose weight?" The bear child looked at Wuhai suspiciously and asked, "How to lose weight?"

"Drag the meat and run two miles every day. Wuhai said proudly.

The bear child was silent for a long time and then said: "Brother Wuhai, the average daily activity distance of each cat is 1.9 miles. ”

Miles are federal units, 1.9 miles is about equal to 3.05 kilometers, which means that this daily exercise is not as much as the average base of cats, how can it be possible to lose weight.

"Where do you see this rumor. Wuhai didn't believe it.

"Last summer, BBC Television and RVC, the UK's largest veterinary school, collaborated on a program in which they installed GPS on 10 cats, and 1.9 miles of data were derived from this program. ”

"......" Wuhai glanced at the bear child, who was much shorter than himself, and asked: "What are you doing with these things, is it because the gray wolf can't hold a knife, or is the bear and the bear not good-looking." ”

"Brother Wuhai, don't change the topic, for the sake of the health of meat, you must control your diet. The bear child said.

"Well, I asked Zheng Jiawei to help me raise it for a few days. "Wukaido.

The bear child obviously also knows Zheng Jiawei: "Uncle Jiawei can raise cats?"

"What's not, isn't this even me well-raised, with more meat and a cat, can I still have a difficult to raise?" Wu Haiman said nonchalantly.

The bear child nodded: "Strictly speaking, Meat Duoduo is much more obedient than Brother Wuhai." ”

"Oh, Brother Wuhai, I brought you the dried fruit. The bear child said.

Wu Hai unceremoniously took it, except for the food in Yuanzhou's shop, the only thing he ate was dried fruits, huh...... Because the small shop in Yuanzhou does not sell dried fruits for the time being.

"Do you want to take a picture of Meat Duoduo today?" Wu Hai glanced at the Polaroid hanging from the bear child's chest.

"Of course, I'm here to take pictures of Rouduoduo today. The bear child said.

Wuhai called the meat Duoduo with small dried fish, and the bear child clicked and began to take pictures.

Recently, there has been a lot of homework, but the bear child happens to be the type of "the more homework he has, the more waves he has", and every time he cultivates immortals until the early hours of the morning.

Of course, although the bear child is very poor in mathematics, but the Chinese is the representative of the Chinese class, and the Chinese score is excellent, so the bear child has a very high status in the class, the reason is very simple, their class teacher is a Chinese teacher.

"Get it done. The bear child was satisfied and put away the Polaroid.

"Why are you taking so many meaty photos?" asked Wu Hai curiously, almost every other week, the bear children would come to take more than a dozen photos.

The bear child said as a matter of course: "Sell." ”

"Huh? How much does this sell for? Wuhai asked.

"Thirty pieces a piece. The bear child replied.

"Thirty Polaroid photos?" This is a bit beyond the expectations of the black beast, although there is a lot of meat and cute, but it is just an ordinary black and white pattern pastoral cat, not precious.

In addition, as a world-renowned painter, Wumen Eaves knows many world-class photographers, and the two have also communicated with each other on the shooting angle of the bear child, so this photo does still have a certain ability to appreciate.

A dozen or so photos that have just been taken by Polaroid, that is, taken casually, have no technical content.

"That's right, whether a thing is worth anything or not, in fact, it depends on his net value and connotation value, the cost of a Polaroid photo is about two and a half yuan, and the net value is naturally not worth so much money, just like Brother Wuhai, your painting can be sold for tens of millions, and the cost of canvas pigments is far from reaching. The bear child said.

"So what really makes something valuable is the intrinsic value. The bear child talked eloquently: "The connotation value is given externally, and the art is endowed with these two things, Brother Wuhai's painting is worth money, that is, it belongs to the art endowment, this is the most private, no dry goods can not be done at all, my Polaroid photo belongs to the external gift." ”

"My Chinese grades are pretty good, I think my grades are good because I usually read a lot, and I go home at night and I secretly revise, but in school, I tell my classmates that I never revise. ”

The bear child said very calmly, and continued: "I also said that not only did I not revise, but also said that I played games every day, and then my classmates would ask why my Chinese grades were so good. ”

"The key is here, my answer is, there is a lot of meat to bless, and a lot of meat is a modern koi. The bear child said: "As long as you buy a photo, you can be blessed." ”

"Does anyone really believe it?" Anyway, he wouldn't believe it on Wuhai.

"Of course I won't believe it, the current post-zero generation is not stupid, my words are just a reason to lead to a photo. The bear child changed his words and said, "But if it is useful, there will be more people who believe it." ”

"How can this thing be useful?" Wuhai's current expression is similar to Erha's, Erha's expression is just one: You're teasing me.

"At the beginning, there was no charge for 50 photos, and they were given free to friends with average grades, which was part of cultivating the market, telling them that Meat Duoduo would bless them, and let them put the photos in their stationery bags. ”

"I have calculated that a student with average grades, based on the probability of two exams, will suddenly do well with a probability of 27.9%, and the basic market of fifty students, excluding the small probability law of offset, in the case of the public average, there are at least two to six people who do well in the exam. The bear child said: "Then the external value of the meaty koi will be developed, and more and more people will believe, which is called a virtuous circle." ”

"This is the same as those forwards in the online space have good luck, and then many people leave messages and wishes, all of which are the truth, in the case of a huge base, someone will definitely coincide with good luck, and then they will think that it is the good luck brought by the koi, in fact, the good luck will come. ”

"But most people will think that it is the benefit of forwarding, because it is too coincidental, this is the famous Lanslark probability effect, I have been selling a lot of meat photos for half a semester, and countless friends praise my photos for being useful, and invite me to dinner, but I am a conscientious businessman, and none of them have agreed to go to dinner. ”

The bear child said that he also boasted about himself, which is called a righteous statement.

"Actually, I think that the photos are still somewhat useful, at least they can give the user confidence, anyway, I have a very good conscience. The bear child said seriously.

A good six-year compulsory education in primary school was read as a business game by the bear child.

Wuhai, as a science student, heard it in a fog, and then looked at the bear child suspiciously and asked, "Didn't you say that you failed math?"

"But it's about making money, and when it comes to making money, math is not math. "The bear child deserves it.

"What's that?" Wu Hai asked subconsciously.

"It's counting money. The bear child said.

"Oh, then I'll probably be bad at math for the rest of my life. Wu Hai said when he heard this.

This time, the bear child was curious and asked, "Why?"

"Because I'm rich, very rich, very rich. Wuhai said as a matter of course.

"......" The bear child was silent, and then silently took his photo and left.

When I passed by Yuanzhou's shop, I was stopped by Yuanzhou.

"What is Uncle Yuan Zhou looking for me?" asked the bear child in a hurry.

"I have a question that I would like to ask. Yuan Zhou took out his mobile phone, pointed to the screenshot and said, "Do you think this is possible, if it may exist in what form." ”

"I'll see. The bear child looked at the phone, and then stared at the screenshot on the phone for a long time, but he didn't speak.

The key is to look at the appearance of the bear child, and he is not thinking, Yuan Zhou asked: "What's wrong?" ”

"I understand the question, but I don't understand this. The bear child said.

Yuan Zhou patted his head, he forgot that the bear child who was still in elementary school could not speak Chinese, so he first said sorry, and then translated the meaning to the bear child.

The bear child immediately said: "It's completely possible, and if I just think of a theoretical solution, I can think of two." ”

Yuan Zhou paused before asking, "Which two?" ”

"Wasn't there a lot of mechanism in ancient times? Maybe there was something special about the bowl, the condiments were hidden in the bowl, and then the real perfume was just a disguise, and the switch was turned on on the way to take it and hand it over. The bear child said.

Yuan Zhou nodded, this method is actually similar to what Master Tan Kuohai said, except that one is an article on the technique, and the other is an article on the utensils.

"And what about the second one?" asked Yuan Zhou.

The bear child scratched his head and said, "Because I can't cook, so I don't know if what I said is right, this kind of unreal perfume is unpalatable, but it is delicious, in fact, there is a lot of room for operation, and there are two factors......"

"Wait, two factors?" Yuan Zhou frowned: "Isn't there only one factor in real perfume?"

"No, if the magic is just a real perfume, then it's just a factor, but just now Uncle Yuan Zhou, you told me, the magic is this process, add delicious, not unpalatable, that is, real perfume and noodles are factors, and noodles are also one of the props that constitute the whole magic." The bear child explained, and then he was afraid that the explanation would not be clear, so he used his hands to compare the paintings.

Yuan Zhou was stunned and muttered to himself: "The magic is not the real perfume, the magic is the real perfume and noodles, and the noodles are also the props that make up this ring." ”

As if he had pierced this layer of window paper, Yuan Zhou instantly felt that he had come to his senses.

If you think about it, if you only write about real perfumes, then it must be very difficult, but if noodles are also part of it, then it is completely fine.

This is taking advantage of a blind spot in people's thinking, the more Yuan Zhou thinks about it, the more he feels that this is the case, and he already has a general idea in his heart.

"What's wrong with Uncle Yuan Zhou? Am I not right?" asked the bear child.

"There's nothing wrong, it's right, and it's good. Yuan Zhou said: "Thank you for helping me solve this big problem, in order to express my gratitude, what do you like to eat, I please." ”

"Huh, and such a good thing?" the bear child drooled, and then asked, "Is it okay to do anything?"

"Anything goes. Yuan Zhou nodded solemnly.

"Then tell Uncle Yuan Zhou when I think about it. After the bear child finished speaking, he jumped and left, because it seemed that there was some TV show to start, and he had to hurry.

Although Yuan Zhou wanted to try another real perfume right now, it was time to prepare the ingredients for lunch.

After the lunch business was over, Wuhai came to discuss something with him, and then the observation group came, and there was no time at all.

The only thing that made Yuan Zhou busy and happy was that Yin Ya came to drink red wine.

When drinking red wine, another meal of dog food was sprinkled all over the sky, and the scene was very bloody!

But happy days always pass quickly, and soon Yin Ya will finish drinking red wine and will return to the company to continue working.

"Okay, it's not too early, I'll go first. Yin Ya got up, and Yuan Zhou immediately came over and put on her coat.

"Thanks. Yin Ya said.

"No need to thank you and me. Yuan Zhou looked down at Yin Yadao seriously.

"Well, then you don't have to send me today, I know you still have something. Yin Ya nodded, and then said.

"Okay, be careful on your way. Yuan Zhou thought for a while and nodded.

"You know, you go get busy, I'll watch you pass. Yin Ya said.

"Be careful on the road. Yuan Zhou looked back at Yin Ya again, and then walked to the front yard.

Usually, Yuan Zhou watched Yin Ya leave after drinking red wine, but now there is an urgent matter waiting for him in Yuanzhou's shop, so he can only let Yin Ya watch him leave.

Yin Ya on the other side watched Yuan Zhou walk out of the backyard, and then turned around and opened the courtyard door to leave.

Because he drank some red wine, although he was not drunk, he was also a little feverish, his face was slightly red, and he was not walking fast with Yin Ya.

But when he walked to the end of the alley and was about to turn around, he heard a "bang", and something hit Yin Ya's leg straight, Yin Ya couldn't help but tilt her whole person, and then took a step back to stabilize her figure.

"It hurts. A small voice sounded from the ground, and Yin Ya looked down.

On the ground sat a little girl with pigtails, dressed neatly and plainly wearing a mask, rubbing her knees with her head down.

"I'm sorry. Yin Ya immediately apologized.

But this apology seemed to wake up the little girl, and the little girl immediately raised her head and began to apologize non-stop: "I'm sorry sister, I'm sorry sister, I didn't mean to, I'm sorry ......"

"It's okay, it's okay, I didn't look at the road. Yin Ya shook her head, and at the same time subconsciously wanted to reach out to help the little girl.

"No, I'm sorry. The little girl almost immediately dodged Yin Ya's hand and shook her head in apology.

"Ah, it's okay, I'm also responsible for this matter, I didn't pay attention to the road. Yin Ya was slightly stunned, but still said softly.

"No, no, no, I left too quickly, I'm sorry sister, I'm really embarrassed. The little girl's eyes were a little red, and she said embarrassedly.

"It's okay, can you let me see if you're injured, do you need to go to the hospital to have a look?" Yin Ya took a step back without a trace, and then squatted down and asked.

"No, no, I wasn't hurt, I didn't bleed. The little girl's hand holding her knee quickly let go and said seriously.

"That's good, it's just a big red piece, do you want to go and buy some medicine to wipe it?" Yin Ya looked at the little girl's knee under her skirt seriously, and said warmly.

"No, thank you, sister. The little girl lowered her head and whispered.

"Is there anything I can do to help you?" Yin Ya said.

"No, no, I'm sorry sister, I bumped into you. The little girl was a little worried about what happened to Yin Ya, and continued to apologize.

Yin Ya was a little helpless, and when she was about to speak again, the noodle soup suddenly ran over quickly.

"Noodle soup?" Yin Ya subconsciously shouted, the noodle soup looked at Yin Ya very face-savingly, and then began to circle around the little girl.

"Wow, Wow, Wow~" The noodle soup screamed long, sounding soft and coquettish and comforting.

This made the little girl who had been hanging her head a little better, and she had begun to raise her head, and the black grapes seemed to be looking at the noodle soup, and she was no longer so alarmed.

And the noodle soup that watched the little girl raise her head on the side turned around the little girl a few times more cheerfully, and the flicking tongue and ears made the little girl couldn't help but smile.

Yin Ya on the side quieted down and didn't speak after the noodle soup came, and only then did she say when she saw the little girl smile: "It seems that you know each other, this is noodle soup, and it also knows me, so sister, I'm not a bad person, can I take you to buy some ointment?"

Yin Ya's voice was gentle, and she looked at the little girl with a gentle attitude.

The little girl looked up at Yin Ya, but she still got up quickly, grabbed the backpack on the side and said loudly: "I'm fine, no ointment, thank you, sister, I'm sorry sister." ”

After saying that, Ichikuro ran away without even saying goodbye to the noodle soup.

Yes, this little girl is the same little girl who usually comes here from time to time to pick up bottles and loves noodle soup very much.

Seeing the people running away quickly, Yin Ya didn't chase her, nor did she dare to chase her, for fear that the little girl would be even more afraid of panic, so she could only stand in place and frown and think.

"What's wrong?" At this time, Yuan Zhou's voice sounded behind Yin Ya.

"Why did you come out?" Yin Ya turned to look at Yuan Zhou and asked.

"I heard the sound of the soup, and when I came out, I saw that you were still here, why did your legs turn red?" Yuan Zhou said as he frowned and looked at Yin Ya's leg that had just been hit.

Today, Yin Ya was wearing a dark blue professional skirt, a white short-sleeved shirt with ruffles, and a short blazer of the same color as the lower skirt on her shoulders, and she looked beautiful and capable.

But now on the bare legs, the area above the knees is a large red, especially on the delicate skin.

"It's okay, just bumped into someone. Yin Ya looked down and said.

"I'll see. Yuan Zhou shook his head disapprovingly, then squatted down and rubbed gently, and then asked, "It's not broken, does it hurt like this?"

"It doesn't hurt, it's okay, it hit a little girl. Yin Ya's face turned red all of a sudden, and she said again and again.

In order to alleviate the embarrassment, Yin Ya told the situation just now.

Because Yin Ya always felt that the little girl's behavior was a little strange.

At this time, Yuan Zhou, who had already completed the inspection, stood up and looked at the noodle soup that had been squatting aside, and asked directly: "Is the noodle soup the partner you usually work with?"

"Wang. The noodle soup simply screamed twice.

"What's the situation then?" Yuan Zhou continued.

"Woohoo, woohoo, woohoo, woo. The noodle soup called out to Yuan Zhou for a while.

This should be the longest noodle soup has called at Yuan Zhou.

But Yin Ya didn't have time to appreciate this, and she was even more curious about the fact that her boyfriend seemed to be talking to the noodle soup.

Sure enough, just after Yuan Zhou nodded at the noodle soup, Yuan Zhou looked up at Yin Ya and said, "The noodle soup said that the little girl is its friend and will come here from time to time to pick up bottles, but she doesn't like crowds, so she may be scared if she bumps into you, probably that's the case." ”

"???" Yin Ya looked at Yuan Zhou with a question mark in her head.

"What's wrong?" said Yuan Zhou.

"How do you communicate with the noodle soup? Yin Ya couldn't help but ask.

"Just communicate normally. Yuan Zhou said as a matter of course.

"Can you understand dog language?" Yin Ya said in amazement.

"Of course not. Yuan Zhou looked at Yin Ya strangely, with a look on his face How could you ask such a magical question.

"......" Yin Ya took a deep breath, and then said, "Then how do you know what the noodle soup says?"

"Because the noodle soup has always been fed by me. "Yuan Zhou Road.

"Okay, I see. Yin Ya decided to skip the topic.

"Hmm. Yuan Zhou nodded.

"About that little girl......" Yin Ya paused but didn't finish, just looked at Yuan Zhou.

And Yuan Zhou also frowned slightly and looked at Yin Ya, for a while, neither of them knew what to say to this or the little girl, so they could only quiet down at the same time.

After a while, Yuan Zhou spoke: "It's not early, I'll send you out." ”

"Yes, there is work in the afternoon. Yin Ya immediately cheered up.

"Let's go. Yuan Zhou stepped forward to take Yin Ya's hand and led the person to the street.

Yin Ya looked back at the trash can over there, pressed the idea in her heart, and began to walk out with Yuan Zhou's pace.

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PS: Congratulations to the friends for guessing right, it seems that everyone still knows a lot about rookie cats~