"Stop talking nonsense!Bring me your ID card!" It's a pity that the policewoman led by the leader doesn't seem to play according to Yu Zehai's routine, and she screams with a delicate jade face.

Come on!

It seems that he is a big-chested and brainless violent little pepper, and there is no way to communicate at all...... Seeing this, Yu Zehai had to obediently take out his ID card and hand it to the other party for inspection.

Yu Zehai ...... Yujiaao Village, Panlong Town...... "The policewoman glanced at Yu Zehai with scrutinizing eyes, and said coquettishly: "You give me honesty, where are your eyes going?"

"I said, comrade police officer, you are in charge of the sky and the earth, do you care where my eyes are looking? Besides, what law in Huaxia is there that it is illegal to look at it with my eyes? Do you think that I, a small peasant, can just fool around casually if I don't read much?" Yu Zehai said with a straight face.

"If you dare to talk nonsense, you will take it all away!" the policewoman raised her eyebrows and snorted coldly.

"Take it away?"

Yu Zehai glanced at the policewoman up and down, and said lightly: "I said comrade police officer, do you understand the law? Do you know what you are talking about? In other words, you shouldn't be going through the back door, right?"

Pull strings?

This word definitely touched the backlash of the policewoman, and I saw that her whole body instantly became murderous, and even her face became extremely difficult to see, and she said word by word: "Tell your reason! Otherwise, you will die today!"

For this kind of threat without nutrition, Yu Zehai's ears were automatically filtered out, and he said: "In the perception of our countrymen, the people's police is a very high-end and high-grade profession, a group of high-quality and strict self-disciplined public officials, and a good public servant who serves the people wholeheartedly......! ”

"Don't you know that from the moment I registered at the front desk of the hostel, the right to use this house was completely owned by me within 24 hours. If you don't knock on the door, do you know that in the United States, you can be killed directly by such an act of 'forcibly breaking into a private house'? Second, I can understand the fact that the police are doing rounds of houses, and it is a good thing to serve the people, but what about your documents? This world is very complicated, and it is too ridiculous to say that you are a policeman just by showing your clothes and the burning stick on your waist. Third, we are just ordinary overnight people, neither criminals on the run, nor suspected of pornography, gambling and drugs, let alone suspects in any case.

"Team Lee, this ......"

At this time, among the group, the old policeman who was a little old looked around the room, walked over quickly, and whispered a few words in the ear of the policewoman at the head.

The room of the small hostel is only about 20 square meters, and the toilet and the hall can be seen at a glance after entering the door. On the simple two beds, there were two topless young men, and they had also checked the ID cards of the other party, and there was no problem at all.

"Hmph! This is my ID, keep your eyes open and look carefully!" The policewoman was obviously angry by Yu Zehai's words, and even the two fullness on her chest rose and fell.

Yu Zehai took the other party's documents, turned around and quickly typed a few characters on the computer, then returned the documents to the other party with a smile, and said, "Disrespectful, Officer Li!" Without waiting for the other party to speak, Yu Zehai continued: "Officers, you have also checked the one that should be checked, if there is nothing else, please do it, we are going to rest, I'm really embarrassed!"

"Uh, two gentlemen, we are also routine, I hope you don't mind if you disturb!" The old police officer waved his hand, Yu Zehai's words just gave him an opportunity to borrow the slope to get off the donkey, and hurriedly glanced at the other people, and said, "Let's go, let's go to other rooms to have a look!"

After all, hostels are different from hair salons, massage parlors, bathing centers and other places, and there may be some informal businesses in them, but overall they are good. So, if they don't find any clues or evidence, they don't want to make a big deal out of it, and of course, they don't want to take anyone to the police station, which will only show their incompetence. What's more, the police, as public servants serving the people, have to worry about social influence!

"Don't mind, don't mind!" Yu Zehai hurriedly waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's so late, it's not easy for all the police officers and comrades to work tirelessly and still insist on being on the front line of work! We, the people in the market, should pay tribute to you, comrades police officers, you have worked hard!"

The female policeman who was the leader glared at Yu Zehai fiercely before leaving, but the latter shrugged her shoulders carelessly, and at the moment when the other party was about to be reincarnated, she said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "As Officer Li, staying in the small Shenshui City as a police officer is really wronged by you. In addition, for the sake of Officer Li still serving the people so late, this handsome guy advises you to find a place where the sun is strongest every afternoon in the future and bask in the sun; also, it is best not to contact infants and young children in the near future. ”

The identity of this girl is not simple, and her personal information turned out to be a top-secret file with a star. This can only show one point, the other party's origin is very large, and it is very likely that it is the "X second generation". However, judging from the other party's skills and the slightest smell attached to her body, this beautiful police officer is not as simple as a small vase.

Corpse gas!

Police, like doctors, also have access to corpses, but the corpses they dispose of are often not long after they have died. However, the wisp of corpse gas contaminated with the policeman chick in front of him obviously belongs to the kind of corpse that has been around for hundreds of years. This is also because of the advent of the end of the Dharma era, the lack of aura in heaven and earth, if it was placed hundreds of years ago, the kind of corpses that had been preserved for hundreds of years might have evolved into zombies.

In fact, many of the corpses unearthed now, when they were first unearthed, also maintained their appearance before death, except that their faces were relatively pale, they were really no different from falling asleep. Among them, the most famous example is the Han Dynasty "Mrs. Xin Chai" unearthed in Mawangdui, which is rumored to have been deformed by oxidation when she was first unearthed, as if she had just died.

In Yu Zehai's view, in fact, like these corpses, there is the possibility of transforming into zombies, they naturally absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and carry out the most primitive and instinctive cultivation in the early stage of corpse cultivation, but since the great change of heaven and earth and the lack of aura, they have fallen into a deep sleep, and after being unearthed, because of their low strength, this has been weathered and deformed.

"Hey, how do you know ......?"

Hearing Yu Zehai's words, a large group of alpacas suddenly roared past Li Xin's eyes.

How is this possible? His identity has been added to the top-secret file, that is, he is a person inside their system, and if he does not have a certain authority, he will not be able to see it at all, let alone Yu Zehai, an outsider. In addition, what does it mean to bask in the sun every day? You know, today's young people, who still knows the noon time, noon or something.

Wrong!

This is definitely not your average small farmer!

He has a secret in him!

If Yu Zehai didn't say it, it would be fine, but as soon as the sentence just now came out, Li Xin instantly became even more suspicious of his identity. It's just that there is no suitable excuse at the moment, otherwise, she really wants to torture Yu Zehai into the bureau for a good trial.

"Don't look at me like that, I'm going to be shy. Yu Zehai touched his nose awkwardly, and said with a smile: "That Officer Li, please go to the front desk of the hotel to settle the account before leaving." The electromagnetic induction lock on the gate is a few hundred cheaper and thousands of dollars more expensive, and the lock was broken by you, besides, I can't afford to pay for it!"

Watching the group leave in the wilderness, a faint smile appeared on Yu Zehai's face.

Eliminate pornography and fight illegal activities!

When you encounter these things outside, you can usually only consider yourself unlucky. If you are brought into the bureau by the police and call your parents to come and pick them up, then it will be a lot of fun. Therefore, Yu Zehai took the lead, anyway, he is not afraid of shadows, not to mention that every point I say is reasonable, what can you do with me?

Want to enforce the law violently?

Hehe!

I can feel that the little girl just now is a practitioner and has extraordinary skills, but Yu Zehai is a real cultivator! If you really want to make a move, it is not certain who will lose and who will win. He is a man in two lives, and his heart is as solid as a rock, and those who practice martial arts do not distinguish between men and women, so it is even more impossible to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. As long as you are reasonable, whether you are a woman or a policeman, you should be beaten correctly!

What is cultivation for?

Is it to pursue immortality, to pursue power, to protect relatives, or to pretend to be cool? To reach the pinnacle of life? Actually, these answers are not wrong! But they are all too fake and empty, according to Yu Zehai's understanding, cultivation is to cure the disobedience!

There are too many fools in this world, some people have some things and some occasions, if you want to reason with your conscience, it will never work, often at this time, you need to use your fists to teach them how to behave!

What Yu Zehai didn't expect was that the girl was on the verge of exploding, but she couldn't help but hold back, which also made him look up. Of course, they were able to get out of danger tonight, but fortunately there were only two big men in the room, and if there were women in the room, it would be the rhythm of the yellow mud falling into the crotch of the pants.

However, that girl's figure just now is superb!

"Uh...... What do I want to do with all this mess?" Thinking of this, Yu Zehai slapped his head suddenly, then glanced at Huzi, and said angrily: "Why are you still stunned, hurry up and go to sleep!"

"What, boss, what were these policemen doing just now?" Huzi rubbed his eyes and asked a little puzzled.

"Catch pornography, gambling and drugs!"

Yu Zehai pursed his lips, and said with a bitter face: "Our brothers and sisters have been affected by the pond fish this time, if it weren't for your boss and I were in a hurry just now, it is estimated that I would have squatted in the police station to drink the old man's tea." Nima! When I go out in the future, I won't live in a small hotel if I die, what a pit!"