After the ninety-seventh attempt failed, Xiao Lizao's invitation to a video call was finally accepted by Jiang Zimu.

"Is the signal not in the service area, or is your IQ not there?" Lao Tzu dialed the phone so that his thumb was about to spasm.

Jiang Zimu didn't even look at the angry face on the screen, slowly lifted the lid of the instant noodles, and slowly took a sip of the soup.

"I didn't hear it again, my phone was vibrating. ”

Xiao Lizao looked at Jiang Zimu's wrinkled nose and black-rimmed glasses full of white gas, suppressed his anger, and slowed down his speech.

"Why didn't you sleep so late?"

"Fortunately, I haven't slept yet, otherwise you wouldn't have been able to get through this phone. ”

Xiao Lizao swallowed with difficulty, and pressed one hand to his stomach, "It's all this time, why do you remember to eat instant noodles?"

"Fortunately, I ate instant noodles, otherwise you still wouldn't be able to get through this phone. Jiang Zimu took two mouthfuls of noodles, pushed his glasses up, and through the mist, he once again showed Xiao Lizao an expression like a fool, "Didn't you say it just now, my phone is set to vibrate." If it weren't for the use of my mobile phone to press the bowl noodles, I don't know that someone made a harassing call to me in the middle of the night. ”

Without waiting for Xiao Li to pick up the stubble, Jiang Zimu swallowed the noodle soup again, and asked with a little doubt: "You always want to star in the sequel to "Midnight Bell", so you drag me here to experience life?"

Xiao Li pursed his lips early, and then there was a muffled gurgling sound in his belly.

"I want to tell you...... That ......"

"Have you seen the recent follow-up news about my affair with Doushabao?"

"Nope. Jiang Zimu snorted as he ate, with a satisfied face, "When the electricity was turned on last week, didn't I say that I took over a job as a translator?"

"The first book was urgent, and I had to deliver it within four weeks. These days, let alone swiping my mobile phone to read gossip, I can't even care about ordering takeout, and milk instant noodles every day. ”

"Oh. Xiao Li paused early, frowning slightly, "Actually...... What I want to tell you is ......"

"I really don't have anything to do with the bean paste bag - I went to the top luxury night salon that night. The organizers of the salon have put out an announcement, and the two companies have also issued their own public statements to clarify the scandal. ”

Xiao Lizao pursed his lips and glanced at the screen a little unconfidently.

"Bean paste wraps her...... It's just my good friend, and I went back to watch the show mainly to meet her photographer boyfriend, who lives in France. ”

"I've also been asked to help attract the attention of the media. ”

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Lizao lifted his shoulders and took a deep breath: The feeling of being with the plate is very good.

Jiang Zimu's face wrinkled, and he seemed to be a little unhappy, "Even if Miss Dou is famous, if someone asks you to fry CP, you will fire CP, and you will send someone to the media at gunpoint?

"Doushabao is one of the few friends of the opposite sex who is of the opposite sex, and she asked for it, and I can't refuse. Besides, this is not a big deal on the platform, and Doushabao's boyfriend knew the plan early on. ”

Jiang Zimu shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands in a westernized manner, and said in his heart What kind of place is the Chinese entertainment circle? But if you want to become popular, even the 18th line is familiar with "Sun Tzu's Art of War" and is good at using "Thirty-six Strategies". Those who are up-and-coming and top-notch, even if they are masters like you Xiao Lizao who can pit themselves to death more than ten times without the theme song of the palace fighting drama, there must be an old Jianghu like Gu Suixin by his side, escorting from the side, fighting monsters and upgrading, and helping his artists to withstand the three disasters, nine tribulations and twelve calamities.

In the face of a group of little clever ghosts who have become honeycomb coal, I am afraid that when it comes to feelings, I have to weigh carefully. In the current environment where WB has to think about the relationship network in the circle for a long time, and the po pictures have to ensure that there is no connotation in 360 degrees, you have no brains and actually beat gongs and drums to admit this kind of scandal hype of being pulled out to block the gun and share the firepower, and accidentally destroying the BE? I'm afraid that if you agree, Sister Gu, she will never agree.

Although this is the truth, Jiang Zimu glanced at the face on the screen, and a sentence immediately appeared in his mind: Is it handsome? Thinking about it this way, Jiang Zimu couldn't stop feeling sorry for Gu Suixin.

Xiao Lizao's big bloodshot eyes glanced at Jiang Zimu back and forth several times, and seeing that she didn't say anything else for a long time, his heart was inevitably a little empty.

"Goddess...... My brother and Xiaonuo ...... In the past two days, I've been in the family group more than ten times......"

Jiang Zimu was stunned when he heard this, raised his hand and rubbed his head, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I really don't have time to look at my phone these days, I didn't mean not to reply." ”

"What's the urgency of them? Otherwise, you hang up this phone first, and I'll go to the group to take a look?"

Xiao Lizao's face turned slightly red, his head lowered slightly, and said, "Let's ...... We... Boyfriend and girlfriend relationship ...... Can you continue?"

"It's a fake boyfriend and girlfriend. Jiang Zimu immediately corrected.

"Yes, yes, I'm an acronym. You think I can take it seriously?"

"Cut. Jiang Zimu glanced at Xiao Lizao, took off his glasses casually, his big black eyes turned twice, and asked coldly: "I said Xiao Da idol, why do I seem to smell a little bit of conspiracy?"

"You want me to continue to wear your girlfriend's big hat outside the circle, you can't calculate to use me to block the gun for that genuine girlfriend Miss Dou, right?"

"Do you say that, am I that kind of person?"

Jiang Zimu: Who can say for sure?

"Didn't I break it all up and chew it up, and explain to you the cause and effect of this scandal? Why are you still suspicious?"

Xiao Lizao sighed, feeling that Jiang Zimu and Gu Suixin had a surprisingly good understanding in the matter of their relationship.

"Gu's mother wants to use bean paste buns instead of you to test public opinion, do you think I let you take the blame for the bean paste buns. The two of you, hehe, are really very smart. ”

"What are you muttering?"

Xiao Lizao waved his hand and replied, "It's nothing, I just said that you can just bow to Gu's mother." ”

"I knew you wanted to recognize me as an aunt a long time ago, but you were too embarrassed to speak. Yes, for the sake of your pious and persistent nature, I admit you nephew. ”

Xiao Li didn't have the heart to quarrel with Jiang Zimu, lowered his eyes, and asked pitifully, "That'...... Do you agree to continue pretending to be my girlfriend?"

"You came in a hurry to deliver the money, how could I refute the face of the God of Wealth. ”

"Well, given the current situation, do we have to renegotiate the price? ”

The corners of Xiao Lizao's mouth lifted, and then he pretended to raise his eyebrows, "You can't take advantage of the fire to rob." ”

"On the basis of the previous price, an increase of sixty percent. I can think clearly, I took this job before, and at most I was scolded by the fans of your Xiao Lizao Global Support Association, but now, not only do you have to risk being stabbed by your fans, but there are also so many CP fans. You always have a CP with Miss Dou, but the beautiful love that touches the world, even Kong Rong won't let him 'leave', if he is beaten away by me, a mediocre passerby, maybe how can those crazy CP fans cry wolf and want to cut me with a thousand knives. Do you always know how much more dangerous it is for me to take this job? Do you always know how much psychological pressure I have to make this money?"

"Yes, yes. Kong Rong was about to cry when he heard it, and Cao Cao was heartbroken when he heard it. "Forty percent. ”

"Fifty percent. ”

"Forty-five percent. ”

Jiang Zimu's eyes rolled, and he responded happily: "Deal!"

"Say, what's the use of me?" Jiang Zimu sniffled twice, raised his hand and skillfully pulled up the loose hair again, and pulled it on the top of his head, "Is it related to the family group?"

"You're such a goddess!"

Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes lazily, "This is basic logical reasoning. ”

"Tell me, what do you want me to do? I finish it early and get paid early, and I'm still in a hurry to do my translation. ”

Xiao Lizao smacked his mouth, and his speed of speech couldn't help but speed up.

"My brother, a butterfly in the 10,000-year-old love field, becomes a well-behaved wife and slave in seconds when he gets married. I was sent by my sister-in-law to educate me well in the group, and I promised that the bastard boy to sing and harmonize, I have to give you a head. ”

"I just thought, can you squeak in the group, make a statement, and don't let me get off the stage too much......"

"Gotta know. Jiang Zimu responded happily, "I thought it was a big deal." ”This money is too easy。

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu coldly waved his hand to Xiao Lizao on the screen, "BOSS, the little one will do it now, Bye~~~"

Xiao Lizao: What is the urgency of this product? Is it to rush the performance in the middle of the year?

A minute later, Xiao Lizao looked at Jiang Zimu's reply in the family group, and his face instantly turned pale.

@小恭の老公, @天然美女研究院院长:

Thanks to the two eldest brothers, they roared when they saw injustice, they are not blood relatives, they are better than blood relatives. There is still true love in the world, and thousands of rivers and mountains are always love.

The little sister's heart is like a lotus, fragrant and free, and I firmly believe that if you bloom, the butterfly will come.

I'm the same as with dates, please rest assured. Sincerely, respects.

Xiao Lizao: Clams, clams, clams???

Jiang Zimu just replied in the group, and before the dining table could be cleaned up, he saw the mobile phone swirling around the instant noodle bowl again.

"BOSS, WHAT OTHER ORDERS?"

"Can you download fewer middle-aged and elderly emojis? Also, can your reply be more sincere, less routine, not so official, and not so sand sculpture, okay?"

"Uh...... You didn't have any hard requirements on the format of your response, did you?"

It's clear that the beginning is a half-proposition.

When Xiao Li heard this, there was a little more complaint and grievance in his tone, "Your reply is too general." When others look at it, their first impression is that you are perfunctory. ”

"I haven't mentioned to them about the boyfriend of the photographer of the bean paste bag, so in the face of the people who don't know the truth, you have to show a convincing 'girlfriend reaction' to understand. ”

"Then you just say what to do. "You tell me, and I do it. Where I won't order, my mother no longer has to worry about my studies.

"You have to ...... You have to first reveal a little bit of unwillingness and resentment under the seemingly general rhetoric, I will add a few words according to the situation, and then you suddenly burst out all the sadness in a moment, with a snarky but a little ...... Well, with a bit of a coquettish tone...... Those who do not forgive, those who do not enter the oil and salt, and those who are messing around...... Scold me. The kind that was coaxed half-pushed and half-coaxed. ”

Yes, I just want to hear you be coquettish, I just want to see you jealous. Lao Tzu spent money to rush through the VIP, how to drop?

Jiang Zimu: Oh~~~ I see, you always pay for scolding, isn't it easier?

"BOSS, ask a digression," Jiang Zimu tilted his head and put his elbows on his knees, "Do you always like Mai Ji very much?"

"What kind of additional question is this that can't be beaten with eight poles?"

"I guess, every time you see the big golden arch shape at the door of Mai Ji, your heart is turbulent and you have a sense of belonging, right?"

A letter contains how many unspeakable vicissitudes of life.

"Ahem, cough, cough," Xiao Li pondered for a moment, and hurriedly pointed his finger at the mobile phone screen, "You little kid, you can't get a driver's license, and you dare to drive at every turn?"

Jiang Zimu shrugged, then pouted, "It's you who shouted at me to scold you." ”

Xiao Li rolled his eyes early, calmed down, and said bitterly, "The point of my previous paragraph is to 'reflect the girl's wrong mouth', to 'make a high-level petty character', to 'mix N emotions to raise the bar', not to go straight to the Internet to beat each other, not to make you spell the vocabulary of swearing, not to ...... Ahem, ahem, with this level of examination and reading comprehension ability, you still call yourself a 'top student' every day?"

"Cut~" Jiang Zimu raised his hand impatiently, "You just say it directly, don't you want me to have a live broadcast of a couple quarrel with you full of little daughter's feelings?"

"Yes, yes! That's what it means!" "It's really difficult for today's directors, and when you meet an actor with poor congenital conditions, you have to talk over and over again.

"You always want the heroine of a romance TV series?" I said that you are more or less a trend-setting idol king, can you not always indulge in "You are the wind, I am sand" and "The car is like a flowing water and a horse is like a dragon"?

"Who said it was just a TV series? When I was chatting with my buddies, people could even take screenshots of WeChat quarrels as a show of affection. Girlfriends ......"

"Huh?"

As soon as Xiao Li heard Jiang Zimu's sturdy second elongated question, he reacted very quickly, and immediately turned his voice around, "Girlfriends——— ...... in no particular order, but definitely not at the same time!"

"Those girls, even quarrels are so ...... It is...... Delicate strong words, full of love and illogical. ”

Jiang Zimu sighed in his heart, feeling that he had to say goodbye to this little money that had been stuffed in his pocket, the corners of his mouth drooped, and he muttered secretly in his heart: Hehe, what you say now sounds good, if you really want to meet someone like this, your temper can last for a week, it can be regarded as an eye-opener!

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips and was silent for half a minute, "BOSS, you can take the money, this job is too difficult, I really can't do it, you better ask another master." ”

Xiao Lizao: What's so difficult about this job, dear?

"That...... I said, Goddess, have you never been in love, or have you never quarreled in love?"

Thinking about it like this, Xiao Lizao suddenly became inexplicably happy, faintly feeling that his waist was no longer sore, his back was no longer painful, and he was not even hungry at all.

Jiang Zimu looked at Xiao Lizao on the screen and laughed nervously at the ripples of Lake Baikal, his back was chilled, he shivered, and replied word by word: "I've been in love, but I've never quarreled." ”

Xiao Lizao: Ouch, my back is sore as if it is broken, my leg hurts like it is broken, Gu Mom, help me call an ambulance, I'm going to die~~~