"You don't know the benefits of raising snakes, dear," Jiang Zimu intermittently blew a few more breaths into the wound, and then lowered his head, and his fingers gently scratched on Xiao Lizao's neck socket.

The itch was just right, like a devouring beast absentmindedly sweeping its furry tail, leaving a small beauty full of heart.

"The most worry-free thing is not to shed hair. ”

"Huh?" Xiao Li opened his eyes early, just in time to see Jiang Zimu holding one of his hair dangling in front of his eyes.

"You're just shedding your hair. Are you treating me like a pet?"

"Don't dare, you're too expensive to support. ”

"Cut. Xiao Li pursed his lips and smiled for no reason, "How can you let such a worry-free pet be raised like this?" I guess you just asked me, a free laborer, to help you move the wardrobe, I'm afraid it's not also to find snakes?"

Fortunately, there is nothing behind the closet, and I am still scared when I think about it now.

"Ouch, I didn't expect that after being bitten by a snake raised by my family, a scholar with an explosive IQ, your old IQ also began to rise?"

"You have a high IQ, so high that you don't even know if your snake runs away? Obviously hiding in the bathroom, you are still looking around somewhere else with your eyes closed?"

"What do you know," Jiang Zimu took two steps back slightly, his hands crossed his waist, "There is only one one bite in the bathroom, right?"

Xiao Li had already heard this, and he didn't know why, but he faintly felt that the cold hairs on his back began to stand upside down.

"Goddess...... What do you mean...... If I'm not mistaken......"

"I've raised four famous catchers, okay? ”

"Huh. Xiao Lizao's lips trembled a little, and he fully interpreted what "my smile is not a laugh".

"Could it be that you have four of them......? The one that bit me... What the...... The Black and White King, is it ruthless, or is it cold-blooded?"

Xiao Lizao: I'm actually more concerned about whether the remaining three are still staying where they should be.

The corners of Jiang Zimu's mouth raised slightly, triumphant, "I knew you would think their names were for the Iron Hands of Death, actually, hahaha, that black and white is called - junior, I also have three small snakes, one is green, one is white lady and one corn, respectively called-freshman, sophomore and senior." ”

Xiao Lizao's eyes rolled and he felt that his IQ was in arrears, "Big four, then why don't you call it one, two, three, four?"

Excuse me, you haven't been in college, right?

"Dear," Jiang Zimu had an unexpected face of "I knew you would ask that", "Do you know that we have a large number of people in China, so there are also many dialects?"

Xiao Lizao: Does this still matter?

"Then don't you think that if you put the word 'big' in the back, there will be a kind of weirdness of sitting in rows and rushing to recognize your father?"

"I'll go! Are you taking advantage of me again?"

"Please, obviously you have to let my babies take advantage of you, okay?"

Xiao Lizao sighed and felt that it was better to be bitten to death by a snake than to be killed by Jiang Zimu. "Yes, yes. I know the Big Four, what do you mean by that catcher?"

Jiang Zimu shrugged his shoulders and pointed back with his side cheek, "Because I still have a big fat pig-nosed snake more than one meter long in the cloakroom." Let me tell you, there are very few pigs that can grow that big, you know, it's a baby bump on the tip of my heart!"

"I'm a god~~~ big ...... "Can't faint, can't faint, uh, it's okay, it's just that the spine is weak."

Fortunately, I didn't strongly ask to visit this house just now, otherwise I might have ended up with Xu Xian, who saw Bai Suzhen's original form.

Jiang Zimu glanced at Xiao Lizao and saw that his face was red and white, full of surprise.

"I'm mainly ...... I'm afraid someone will steal my dress and heels. Put the name catch there, and no one will dare to use their brains. "Well, I guess someone is really going to steal something to the cloakroom, and then it will be a tug-of-war between people and snakes and pretending to be dead.

Hee-hee, I'm so smart.

"Oh, that's right," Jiang Zimu put his two index fingers right, raised his eyes and pretended to be shy, "Since, the junior likes you so much...... I think the other two that ran away should be ......"

Before he finished speaking, he heard Xiao Lizao's "ah" again, leaned forward, grabbed Jiang Zimu's waist suddenly, dragged her to his chest, and then raised his two legs slightly, bent and leaned on Jiang Zimu's calves, and his two arms were firmly tied to Jiang Zimu's body.

"What are you doing, are you a hooligan?" Jiang Zimu was stunned for five seconds, and then stretched out his hand and pushed Xiao Lizao hard on the shoulder.

"You... The other two...... Run... Where did you go?"

Jiang Zimu saw that he couldn't get rid of it, and when he heard Xiao Lizao's cowardly sound with a little milk, he felt that he had found the crux of the problem.

"How can an old man really be afraid of snakes like this?"

"I want to know where the other two are, too. Jiang Zimu looked around, feeling too tired, "I'll look for it when I come back from traveling, it's been a few days, I haven't even found a shadow, I'm about to dig three feet into the ground, okay?"

"What do you mean...... Doesn't that mean...... Those two... Snake...... Maybe now...... Just one of the things I didn't notice... Corner?"

Xiao Lizao felt a little itchy in his back, and it seemed that there was a drop of cold sweat running down his cervical spine inch by inch to his waist and eyes, and the cold feeling that slid across his skin...... How do you come into contact with some kind of sneaky creature...... So like?

Or is it just behind the couch cushions? Or is it in the couch slit?

"Ah~~~ snake...... Snake...... Snake!" Xiao Li felt that at this time, except for holding his breath and shouting to his teammates to "break his throat", there was no other good way to save the dog's life.

"Don't howl, don't howl?"

Jiang Zimu's eyes closed, he felt that his body was hanging in the air, and subconsciously opened his arms around Xiao Lizao's neck, and opened his mouth to say: "Big brother, can I beg you to succeed?" shhh~shh~shh~~~"

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu had to open his eyes and take a closer look, okay, Xiao Li had already teleported, and the person had already rushed to the emptiest place in the living room, but he didn't have to run by himself, why did he have to run with a person?

Well, right now, a man and a woman standing in the living room hug each other in an unusually intimate posture - the man silently renders a kind of weakness and helplessness of "there is a snake, afraid of it" with a tight straight back line and undulating arm muscles, and the woman uses a delicate curve and a stubborn Koni rabbit powder slipper that hangs on the big toe that will not fall off, cleverly showing a kind of extreme fearless heroism of "afraid of a yarn, let me come".

"Don't be stunned, let go. Jiang Zimu pinched his hand on Xiao Lizao's earlobe, and pulled it down with a little effort.

"Fight the five scum!

Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes and staggered on one leg to retrieve the other slipper that he had dropped.

"Xiao Da idol, I'm really going to kneel down and beg you. Can we stop howling like this in my house at every turn? The neighbors heard it and thought I had some bad intentions for you. ”

Jiang Zimu scratched his ears impatiently, "I feel that from the time you arrived at my door, my whole person is not very good." How to describe it, well, it's like ...... For example, before Sun Monkey had time to take the golden hoop stick out of his ear, he casually said the word 'big', and then the Dinghaishen needle pierced the eardrum very unintelligently, and by the way, he unceremoniously smashed the braincase and the brain flower flow was all over his face. ”

"Poof-knock-bang. ”

"Can you still understand me when I say that?"

"Well, with your description, I not only heard the voice and saw the image, but also felt it. Xiao Li had already praised Jiang Zimu's language skills in his heart, and the whole person seemed to grow on the floor of the living room, with a steady group of feet, but his head was wandering around, left and right, and while looking around, he said casually: "Do you want to howl? My voice is very precious, isn't it? I can't stand you as a goddess and have nothing to do with raising snakes at home, just raise it, and lose it." Even if we really have a deep hatred, you don't need to fix me like this, right?"

"Oh, you are a reversal of black and white, did I let you come to my house? If you hate me and strangle me directly, can you give me a little more pleasure, don't torture me with a blunt knife to cut meat?" Jiang Zimu stomped and ran to Xiao Lizao, put his face forward, spit and vomited, his brain turned sharply, pouted, and his words became unexpected, "However, since you are here, then make some contributions to the stability and unity of this community before leaving." ”

"I spent so much effort, and the three baby snakes that ran away just didn't show their heads, but as soon as you came, the junior automatically came out, you say, what does this mean?"

"Well, explain...... Your snake... It's all mothers?"

"Almost, almost, both men and women, it means that they like you very much!"

"Don't, don't, can't afford it. ”

Xiao Lizao lowered his jaw, feeling that this smiling face that was close at hand was really too flat.

"Dear, my family's four famous catchers should be your die-hard fans. Since you have personally dedicated yourself today, it is better to choose a day than to hit the day, you will have a high wind and bright festival, how about shaking hands with my little babies?"

Xiao Lizao: Hehe, if you really say that, it is forcing Lao Tzu to withdraw from the circle.

"Let's go!" Jiang Zimu saw that Xiao Lizao had no reaction, so he suddenly stepped forward and pulled his arm, exerting his strength to feed, and pulling Xiao Lizao to another room with all his heart.

"You can help me and follow me around the house. You don't have to do anything else, just reach under the bed or in the corner. ”

Xiao Li glanced at Jiang Zimu early and felt that her cuteness was too much when she squinted her eyes and gritted her teeth, and even the scattered droplets of sweat on her nose were full of weird temptation.

"Such a shameless operation, do you dare to believe it?"

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Lizao's arms tightened, and with a big hand, he effortlessly hugged Jiang Zimu horizontally.

"I don't know if your snake is a serious snake, anyway, the owner is not a serious master. ”