037. The Police Are So Angry That They Want to Call the Police (1)

Jiang Zimu watched Xiao Lizao pick himself up, and his whole body began to become more and more stiff.

"Congratulations, you've won the lottery. ”

"Huh?" Jiang Zimu was stunned.

"The prize is – hold it again. ”

Xiao Lizao: If there is such a link in FM, my fans can pass out happily.

"I ......"

The hug came too fast, like a tornado, not only blowing Jiang Zimu's IQ away, but also blowing only one-tenth of the powerful momentum of the intimidating people.

"What's the matter, you're still born and matured twice? Do men and women understand each other?"

Xiao Li glanced at Jiang Zimu earlier, "Who of us doesn't understand? Didn't you rush to pounce on me just now?"

"I'm embarrassed to say something like 'shaking hands with snakes', I think you're using me as a snake primer, aren't you?"

"Uh...... You don't have to shake hands, you can shake your feet. Jiang Zi Mupi didn't smile at it.

When Xiao Li heard this, he subconsciously raised his foot and stomped on the spot, and then looked up and down in all directions, left and right, swallowed his saliva, and had palpitations on his face.

Jiang Zimu was lifted in the air, and he was speechless, and he paused, so he had to raise his hand and grab Xiao Lizao's hair, "Let me down, otherwise I will manually give you a one-punch superman hairstyle, do you believe it or not?"

Do a card, dear, make sure you become bald and strong, don't talk about my little snake seedlings when the time comes, the one in Voldemort's family can be slapped by you to doubt life.

As he spoke, Jiang Zimu tightened the few hairs in his hand.

"Ouch, it hurts!" Xiao Lizao's hand around Jiang Zimu's waist couldn't help but loosen, "The wound on the top of the head ......"

Seeing this, Jiang Zimu hurriedly withdrew his hand, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to." ”

The old lady is a heart, so you have nothing to do to play hooligan. Sexual harassment is a crime regardless of appearance, and it is a crime to put it on anyone.

As he was speaking, he felt that his feet were firmly on the ground, Jiang Zimu leaned on Xiao Lizao's shoulder, and his anger was relieved, and the wound still had to be reconfirmed.

"Don't bleed anymore. Jiang Zimu stepped on his feet and tried to overcome the height difference in front of him.

At this time, the corners of Xiao Lizao's mouth suddenly couldn't stop turning up, his neck was lowered, and he secretly followed the pad and led up.

Jiang Zimu's mind was full of the centipede-like wound he had just seen, and he padd his feet for a long time, until the soles of his feet were almost perpendicular to the ground, and then he realized that something was wrong.

"Hey, I'll look at the wound on the top of your head, what are you doing with your feet when you're fine?" Jiang Zimu punched Xiao Lizao in the arm, and took two steps back against the fire.

Xiao Li laughed out loud early after eating: Well, this goddess is a human-type cat, and she is a virtuous cat master. When you're in a good mood, flirt with it, and when you're in a bad mood, you will scratch you.

"Turn your face to me and let me see if there's any blood dripping down. ”

"Oh. Xiao Li was already obedient, his neck was twisted obediently, and he made eye contact with Jiang Zimu.

"Fortunately, I guess it should have solidified. Jiang Zimu bit his lower lip and thrust his hand into his waist, but his eyes really didn't know where to put it.

"The ......"

Before he finished speaking, he heard a very regular doorbell ringing outside the door.

"5001 Miss Jiang, the takeaway has arrived. ”

Burst~

Jiang Zimu's eyes lifted, more like a frightened kitten, look at the entrance, and then look at Xiao Lizao, Jiang Zimu was busy putting the volume to the minimum.

"You! take me to another room for a while. ”

Xiao Lizao's neck shrank back, very disgusted. "There are no doors. How do I know if the other two snakes you got lost are waiting for me in a room spitting letters?"

Now Jiang Zimu's house, any room with a closed door and a black light, is like a basin for Xiao Lizao.

Jiang Zimu sighed and shrugged his shoulders, "Then I'm old, can you stand on the side with your noble feet high?" You stand here facing the entrance, and you will be seen as soon as the door opens!"

Xiao Lizao glanced around the living room and began to be picky, "There are cabinets over there, sofas over there, and air conditioners over there, all of which have gaps that may hide things, okay?"

"Yes, yes. Jiang Zimu's eyes closed and opened, and he raised his hand and pointed forward, "There, you stand there for me." There's nothing over there. ”

"When did you become blind? There's a chandelier on it, and there's something hidden in it. "What if I'm standing down and a snake happens to give me a swollen moon in the water?

"I ......"

"5001, 5001 anyone?"

"Come on...... Come on, master, please wait a minute!"

"Are you going to die and won't move your nest?"

"Don't ask, just hug you if you ask. ”

Although they are more than 1.8 meters tall, although they have trained just the right muscles, they are a very timid little man in their hearts.

Jiang Zimu: WTF.

Xiao Li didn't need to ask to know that Jiang Zimu's heart was full of shielding words, "Don't worry, I'll turn my back, even if the food delivery master sees me, he won't feel strange." ”

Jiang Zimu: Hehe, there is a big and three thick person standing in the living room inexplicably, still motionless, don't you think anyone believes it?

"By the way, you bring my eco-bag, and I'll put the mask on, just in case. ”

"I ...... I have never seen such a brazen person!" Jiang Zimu clenched a small pink fist, and finally had no choice but to compromise, took the environmental protection bag and threw it into Xiao Lizao's arms, and then pointed at Xiao Lizao, and made a silent and beheading gesture one after the other.

"Cut, what a fierce one. I'm still an injured person, and I don't have any compassion at all. ”

Looking at Xiao Lizao's arrogance, which is no less than that of Northeast F4, Jiang Zimu feels that rewarding him for ten beats may not be enough.

"Xiao Li, I warned you earlier-don't be unscrupulous with that face. I'm not as knowledgeable as you are for the old wound on your head, but I'll leave it here - if you do anything to me again, I'll call you in the eye with my own chilli water, and let your cornea know what to call it a spark and lightning!"

Xiao Lizao's thick eyelashes fanned twice, his heart was empty, and he held his hands and said: Hey, what about the good face that you said will go all over the world?

However, whether this hug and hug was the first reaction completely out of fear, or whether it was mixed with a slight temptation of selfishness, even Xiao Lizao himself couldn't figure it out.

A minute later.

The delivery master finally waited for the consignee.

"Is it Miss Jiang?"

"Well, that's right, thank you, master, for your hard work. ”

The food delivery master looked at Jiang Zimu and felt that this little girl was very good-looking, and she was polite, but the impatience in her heart disappeared immediately.

Sure enough, the colleagues in the store all said that the owner of this house is an old customer, and he is beautiful and kind, and it is really true to see it today. ”

As soon as Jiang Zimu opened the two doors, he took the lunch box from the master's hand with a thunderous posture, and then closed the outer door, trying to cover up his nervousness with politeness, "Thank you, thank you." ”

"You're welcome, and I wish you a pleasant meal. As soon as he finished speaking, the master raised his head and suddenly caught a glimpse of a man standing upright in the room, looking tall and tall, but with his back to the main entrance, faintly revealing a murderous aura.

"Little girl, is that your boyfriend?" asked clearly, and went back to the store to share some inside information with those stunned young men.

"No, no, no. I don't know him. "Well, that's a good idea.

"No, no, hehe, just ordinary friends, I've only met a few times. ”

Jiang Zimu hurriedly clarified, and when he raised his hand, he happened to be seen by the food delivery master with a residual blood stain in his palm.

"You...... You're ......."

"Huh?" Jiang Zimu followed the master's eyes and looked at his hand, it's over, I don't know if it was rubbed when he was busy stopping the bleeding from being very arrogant just now.

"Oh, it's okay, I'...... I flow... Nosebleeds, so the body is weak, and you have to... You have to eat a late-night snack to replenish your energy. ”

"Ahem. Xiao Lizao listened to the conversation between the two at the door, and pretended to cough very inappropriately.

"That...... Master, do you have anything else to do? If not, then I'll go in and eat. ”

"Little... Little girl, I'm sorry, it's very hot outside today, I've been running all night, and I'm a little thirsty......"

Uncle Delivery: No, this house is inexplicably weird. Let me mobilize the brain cells of my whole body and put off working hard to see if I can get some more detailed information.

Jiang Zimu: Understood.

"Wait a minute, I'll get you a bottle of water. As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu covered the inner door, and in a flash, the person disappeared.

The food delivery master stood outside the door, secretly opened the inner door with his fingers, stretched his neck and looked around, it didn't matter, not only took Xiao Lizao's side face with a mask into his eyes, but also got a pile of blood-stained tissues piled up on the armrest of the sofa in the living room.

At this moment, Edogawa Conan & Gambler Demon Soul is double possessed.

"Mom, is this domestic violence? Otherwise, could it be a burglar and a robbery?"

"Such a good little girl, I can't turn a blind eye to her in danger!"

The food delivery uncle is upright, and the heroic spirit at the moment has stolen from the dantian to the soles of his feet.

"Oh, thank you for your hard work, master, you can take this bottle of ice drink with you and eat it on the way. Jiang Zimu opened the anti-theft lock again and handed over a bottle of drink.

"Thank you, little girl. The food delivery uncle reached out to catch the water, but with the other hand, he held the door and was stunned to prevent Jiang Zimu from closing it, and he had all kinds of OS in his heart: Little girl, I'll cover it, you are running out!

Jiang Zimu was a little stunned, and desperately grabbed the door, waiting for the battle, ready to wrestle.

Xiao Li had already turned his head to the side, vaguely felt that the movement at the door was wrong, turned around, covered his face with one hand, pointed to the door with the other, and shouted, "What are you doing!"

With the blessing of this sound, Jiang Zimu finally took advantage of the stall where the food delivery master was stunned, slammed the outer door back, and hurriedly closed the lock, and then smiled at the food delivery master.

"Thanks, walk slowly. ”

"That...... The little girl ......, "I can't just walk like this, this little girl must have some handle in the hand of the man in the house, and she doesn't dare to run.

"That...... The man... Is it okay? I see he's just standing there......."

"Uh...... Don't pay attention to him, he did something wrong, and he was punished there. ”

"Huh?" As soon as the uncle heard this, his reasoning soul was burning again: Isn't what this girl said hinting to me?

No, no, all kinds of clues are connected together, which doesn't seem to be a good sign.

"Goddess, what are you doing there?"

"It's coming, it's coming. ”

Jiang Zimu saw that the food delivery uncle couldn't speak for a long time, and he didn't know what he wanted to express, but when he stared at it, he noticed that the other party blinked slowly but heavily.

Uncle inner OS: Little girl, if you are held hostage, you will blink!

Jiang Zimu: What's the situation? We don't know, we don't dare to ask, forget it, you blink and I wink, I'll go into the house and eat pizza when it's over.

Yes, the food delivery uncle looked at the signal fed back by Jiang Zimu, nodded knowingly, and went through the heroes he had heard of in his childhood in his mind in turn, and then glared: Little girl, don't worry, Uncle will help you get out of the sea of suffering.

If Jiang Zimu can read the heart of the food delivery uncle, it is estimated that he will look up to the sky and sigh: The farthest distance in the world is for the two of us to stand face to face, I am FM, and you are always AM AM, the wavelength is different, there is really no way to make do with a radio station.

"Master, do you have anything else to do? If not, I'll go in?" Jiang Zimu smacked his lips, and then smiled at the delivery master, "See you later." ”

Turning his face back, Jiang Zimu closed the door tightly, and began to mutter, "Look at you, as soon as you come here, you will disturb the aura near my house." A good food delivery uncle, let you go astray, and your speech and behavior are not normal. ”

I've been booking this before.,There's not ten times a month.,It's always been smooth and don't worry about it.,Why will it be magically off the line this time?

"What's my business. Xiao Li took off his mask as soon as possible, "You are a goddess, the people you interact with every day are not normal people, let alone people, the snakes you come into contact with every day are not normal snakes." ”

"Snake, snake, look behind you!"

Xiao Li was so frightened by Jiang Zimu's voice that the blood flowed backwards all over his body, and his feet were like stepping on a hot pot, accompanied by an extra "ah" wolf howl, and he instantly completed a set of difficult tap dance moves.

"What's the drop? Chew your feet today?" Jiang Zimu snorted coldly, then buried his face in the durian pizza, inhaled hard, and began to eat like a whirlwind.

Xiao Li knew that he was being teased again, so he gritted his teeth and roared, "Goddess, do you believe that I caught the snake and tied it around your neck to tie a dead knot?"

"Hmm...... Well, delicious........ delicious......"

"Eat slowly, don't choke yourself to death before I strangle you. ”

Although Xiao Lizao's words did not have the purpose of intimidating the right object, the arrogant tone of the elevated tone had a fatal effect on the food delivery uncle who was still hovering at the door.

I saw the uncle take out his mobile phone tremblingly, covering his mouth and trembling, "Crooked, demon spirit?"