035. The Four Famous Catches (2)

Xiao Lizao's cheeks are slightly on one side, and the brow bone, nose bridge and jaw angle can be retracted freely, which can make Michelangelo so ashamed that he hammered his "David" into slag with his own hands.

"Don't move. I'll take off the old gauze first. After speaking, Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, his face was serious, and he was cautious, for fear of accidentally pulling a strand of Xiao Lizao's hair.

"Does it hurt?" In any case, if he hadn't been frightened by the snake, he wouldn't have had a new wound. No matter how tough he is, in Jiang Zimu's heart, he feels sorry after all.

Xiao Li blinked early: It hurts, it definitely hurts, but in this case, if you shout more pain, it must be an ironclad "cowardice", a man's face can never be recycled and reused twice.

"Also...... It's passable. That one...... You just closed the bathroom door, right?"

Jiang Zimu twisted his body, hummed casually, took a tissue from the table next to him, gently covered the wound, and then carefully wiped the blood on Xiao Lizao's forehead.

"Why are you still bleeding?" Jiang Zimu muttered quietly as he wiped it.

"What should I do with such a big mouth? Otherwise, I'll call Sister Gu and ask her to come and escort you to the hospital, okay?"

As soon as he heard that he was going to the hospital, Xiao Li instinctively refused: just now he yelled for an ambulance, it was because he was afraid of snake venom, and now since the injury to his finger is not serious, there is really no need to work the old wound on the top of his head, right?

"Well, mainly because I don't want to go yet. Xiao Lizao pursed his lips, his eyes were a little empty, he was silent for a while, and finally replied: "Gu's mother flew back with me last night, and she was busy following me to the event site early in the morning, now at this time, let her rest and rest." ”

"But what are you going to do with this injury?"

"It's out of the way, it will solidify on its own after a while, the wound is not so deep, it won't bleed. ”

Xiao Li flew to the side in the morning, and saw the artificial grilled shrimp pillow placed in the corner of the sofa. In an instant, time seemed to go back to the night when I was just attacked by black fans, and I was huddled in bed to watch Jiang Zimu eat and broadcast.

"That...... If you blow it, it is estimated that it can solidify a little faster. ”

"Oh, oh, I'll give you a whoop. Jiang Zimu answered, with one hand on his head, on Xiao Lizao's ear, and his body was a servant, blowing at the wound with a snort.

Xiao Li didn't speak much for a long time, only felt a chill on his scalp. Jiang Zimu's low exhalation sound penetrated into Xiao Lizao's ear hole very regularly, and the sweet smell of the girl's body also floated into Xiao Lizao's nose without a match.

It feels like lying on your back in the middle of a sea of shiba cherry blossoms, the sky is blue, the clouds are rolling, the water is blue, and the waves are sparkling. Every now and then, a breeze blows through the edge of my hair, and the weight of the whole world is condensed on the small stuffed cat ball on my chest.

Right now, in Xiao Lizao's sight, Jiang Zimu seems to have transformed into a two-dimensional cat lady with velvet cat ears, a flexible cat tail, and a meat pad claw gently pressing on his face. If you can "meow" from time to time, the ultimate dream of being a cat otaku can be realized in the blink of an eye.

Xiao Lizao clenched his hands into fists, rubbed and rubbed on the sofa secretly, his eyes lowered, and he pretended to inadvertently sweep Jiang Zimu's waist, "With such a thin waist, it seems that two hands can be circled." ”

Xiao Li had already swallowed his saliva, raised his arm slightly forward, and before he could touch Jiang Zimu, he immediately retracted it as if he had been electrocuted.

"What do you want?" Xiao Lizao secretly pinched his leg, "How can you have such a lewd thought?"

"But I'm a man, isn't it normal to have a desire for the opposite sex?"

"But she is Jiang Zimu, the goddess who can scare me to the point of smoke with reason or not. I...... Did it really hurt your brain?"

"No, no, I approached her out of curiosity about the change. ”

"Well, it doesn't count, it should be out of the need to talk, and the desire of normal people for happiness?"

Free stand-up comedy doesn't listen to white.

"Forget it, I'll admit it, the goddess is really likable, but I don't have to be so, right?"

Come on, after a fierce analysis, Xiao Li already felt that he had the potential to reach the top of the pervert.

Before this top idol had an accurate assessment of his mental health, and didn't give him enough time to sort out that he was okay, he wanted to listen to Jiang Zimu's voice or see what the root cause of Jiang Zimu's face was, when he heard a muffled sound coming from the slender body in front of him.

Forehead...... The small body makes a big bowel sound, who has a concert in the temple of the five internal organs, or is it the field of death metal of the special meow?

Jiang Zimu leaned back, pressed one hand to his chest, lowered his head and exchanged glances with Xiao Lizao, and shouted weakly, "I'm so hungry...... Really hungry. ”

Xiao Li tilted his head early and sighed, "I said Goddess, in front of me, your stomach is like this, don't you feel embarrassed?"

"Why are you embarrassed? Is it because I just ordered a single takeout?" Jiang Zimu was stunned, "If you want to eat, I'll just order one more." I'm not a stingy person, I'll be invited by a late-night supper!"

"Huh. Xiao Lizao felt that there seemed to be two streams of blood surging out of his temples, "Those female stars who are on the same stage with me, beside me, even if they sneeze quietly, they have to blush and have a thick neck, okay?"

Jiang Zimu's eyes widened, "I'm hungry, my stomach is shrinking rapidly, the gas and liquid in it are squeezed, and it makes a natural sound." ”

"You don't have any idol baggage?"

"Cut, I don't eat with my face. I don't have idol baggage, I have a bunch of cross talk baggage, do you want it?"

Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes, turned his head and began to turn defense into offense.

"The female stars in your circle are all non-cannibalistic, and they have to be perfect at all times. But I'm a small ordinary person, and I eat and drink Lazar every day, so what am I embarrassed about some of the normal physiological reactions in my life?"

"Hey, I said Xiao Da idol, if you are so picky about women, I am afraid that your ideal lover will either be from an alien galaxy or inflatable. ”

Before Xiao Li could respond, he listened to Jiang Zimu's very connotative gossip: "Or, your requirements for men are not so illogical?"

"I ......" Xiao Li had already felt that if he continued this topic, Jiang Zimu would launch a new round of fierce attack on his sexuality, and he had to choose to self-destruct before he was so angry that he exploded on the spot to save time and effort.

"Thank you for your concern. I'm a man and I like women, there's no doubt about it, and that's the end of the discussion. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Lizao raised his hand and pressed it on his forehead, "What are you doing in a daze, and then blow!"

"Oh, oh. Jiang Zimu pouted, although he should be in harmony, but what followed was all kinds of unclear hardcore diss.

"If it weren't for the fear that you would faint and cause some big news in my house, this girl wouldn't bother to take care of you. ”

"Hurry up and stop the bleeding, hurry up and leave, it's best to send you away before your aunt's durian pizza is delivered. ”

"Hey, I'm so hungry, I'm really hungry, and now I can eat a whole cow. ”

"Shouldn't I take a first-aid certificate? I feel that Mr. Xiao has had a bit of a difficult life this year. ”

......

"Did you kill me? I heard you say. ”

Jiang Zimu's shoulders shook, and his face was full of flattering smirks, "No, no, what I mainly want to express is the central idea of protecting our gold lord's father with all my might." ”

"Whoo hoo bla mao, can't be scared. ”

Xiao Lizao closed his eyes, feeling that this seemed to help his heart to stop water, so he was silent for a long time, and coldly diverted the topic.

"I said, Goddess, you little girl, what kind of snake do you have to raise?"

"Work needs, work needs. ”

"You think, with such a high-end, low-key and cool job as a remodeler, you can't keep some bunker pets to fill the noodles. ”

Xiao Li rolled his eyes countless times in his heart, "If you raise a lion, you will be even more popular." ”

"It's not that I haven't thought about it, but the main reason is that the relevant documents can't be approved. ”

Xiao Lizao: Poof~