"Clams, what do you say?" Jiang Zimu was stunned: What's wrong with the current male idol? Why doesn't anyone look aggressive on the outside, he has a princess dream and hides a girl's heart inside?

"I said I was Snow White. Xiao Lizao's eyelashes were projected by the light, and when he looked at it suddenly, there were two thick shadows on his face. The length against the sky makes people want to lie on his silkworm to hide from the rain, and want to lean on the bridge of his nose to play the harp.

"Yes, yes, you are the most beautiful in your old age, don't refute it. ”

Xiao Li snorted early, it was obvious that Jiang Zimu's mistake made him a little unhappy.

"I should be called this way, not because Snow White is beautiful, but because ...... Because I envy her for her good food. ”

"What?" "What's so different about Snow White's recipe?" Or do you want to import a chef from the European Imperial Dining Room after your diet?

"I want to eat...... Duckweed...... Fruit. ”

When Jiang Zimu heard this, he thought that he had to do his best to be a landlord, and was about to get up to get a fruit cup from the dining table, but before he could exert his strength on his legs, he heard Xiao Lizao shouting with a little annoyance, "Forget it, don't eat it." ”

Jiang Zimu silently said in his heart, "If you like to eat or not, it's really hard to serve", stretched out his legs straight forward, and then slid his buttocks down, just enough to let his back waist against the back of the sofa. After tossing and turning, although Jiang Zimu had no one to dial it, his thoughts suddenly turned around automatically, and before he could sit firmly, his mind flashed first.

"I'm not a little white lotus, this girl is a poisonous apple. ”

Forehead...... This is just a joke that Xiao Li mentioned earlier when he was traveling on Jia Island. can be reminiscent of Xiao Da idol's layered two-stage progressive smile just now, clearly thinking of the "poisonous apple" stalk in front of him. After thinking about it for a while, the corners of Jiang Zimu's mouth had already drooped: At this time, should I hate my mouth for being half a beat faster, or should I blame my memory for being too bad?

As a veteran driver in language, the word "eaten" is easy to ambiguous, and it must be considered inappropriate for B-level children, right?

Forget it, if you say it, the water that is spilled out, instead of getting darker and darker, it is better to think that the little fresh fairy tale version of "I want you to die 3000", and directly turn this page over.

So, Jiang Zimu touched his mobile phone and began to pretend to be absent-minded to search for the surrounding news of Xiao Li's morning bed photos.

"Ouch, hahahaha. Sure enough, the creativity of sand sculpture netizens never disappoints. After a while, Jiang Zimu successfully discovered the New World.

Xiao Li was lazily paralyzed on the sofa for a few minutes, slightly tilting his face to the side, only then did he realize that Jiang Zimu was concentrating on the armrest of the sofa, and his fingers were swiping back and forth on the screen.

"Goddess, what are you doing?" Xiao Lizao leaned to the side, cocked a finger, leaned over and poked Jiang Zimu's arm shyly.

"Don't make a fuss. Jiang Zimu didn't move, and he knew in his heart that the idea of blocking the source of harassment with just two words was very unrealistic.

Xiao Li pouted early, and continued his one-finger Zen unrelentingly, just if there was a movement, it would be too deceitful to match the rhythmic B-BOX, right?

"Get up, don't suffer Lao Tzu. "If it weren't for the provisions of the criminal law, my mother would have dismantled you a long time ago.

"Play with me for a while, don't keep looking down at your phone. Xiao Da Idol suddenly changed his tone, pitiful, milky.

Jiang Zimu couldn't help it because of Xiao Lizao's grinding, so he put the mobile phone on his body, tilted his head, and rolled his eyes to Xiao Lizao in silence with the most vivid fancy in his life.

"What are you doing?"

Jiang Zimu hypnotized himself in his heart, "I can't fight, I can't afford to pay, it's okay, it's not enough", and at the same time grabbed his mobile phone again and shook it at Xiao Lizao.

"Wow. ”

"Do you know that there is already a trend-catching 'Xiao Li Early Bed Photo P Picture' applet online?"

"There are a total of 20 basic templates in the program, divided into two categories: sexy and sand sculpture, users can upload their own photos according to their needs, automatically synthesize bed photos, and instantly make themselves into gossip female pig's feet. ”

Not only that, but the program is also equipped with different types of pectoral muscles and abdominal muscles, which can be added to your old body at will according to your preferences. Other options include photo backgrounds, linen colors, pillow styles, and your old ...... That one... Ahem, panties......"

"PS, this program also supports custom oh pro. ”

"Yo roar~~~" Xiao Da Idol was happy like a giant baby of more than one meter and eight meters, patting his chest and giving himself a loud whistle by the way.

"No, what kind of pride is your old face? Shouldn't you have a lawyer's letter warning at this time? First warm up and let the development company pay 1.8 million yuan, and then give the person in charge a pair of silver bracelets depending on the mood, and sit in a 10-square-meter single room with good ventilation facing north and south?"

"Just over two-thirds of this year, I am already far ahead of the list of celebrity portrait rights disputes in China. Whether it is the scope of infringement or the number of related cases, I am indeed the first place without suspense!"

Really popular fried chicken. Flattered.

Jiang Zimu glanced at Xiao Da Aidou, who was happy, and unabashedly withdrew his upper body with disgust, hoping to at least pull the distance between himself and this second product a little farther away in physics. After all, brain damage is an invincible hard-core biological and chemical weapon that is very easy to leak and spread, and once it is infected, there is no cure.

"That...... You're also playing that applet?"

Xiao Lizao retracted the corners of his upturned mouth and asked coldly.

Jiang Zimu hummed perfunctorily, "The circle of friends is all posting bed photos, and I have been swiped." ”

"The lines of the original are already the best match for muscle mass, and I personally recommend not replacing them with those messy foreign models. ”

Jiang Zimu listened to Xiao Lizao's unusually sincere self-praise, and his mind began to have some blood-pumping pictures, ouch, no, his brain and soul are dirty. Jiang Zimu was busy squeezing his eyes and shook his head, his face was hot, and he didn't dare to make stubble.

"Actually......" Xiao Lizao rolled his eyes, hooked his long legs, and quietly moved a huge pork belly pillow on the corner floor to the sofa.

"I think that if you post this photo P to P, you can properly win the first prize of the Moments X competition. ”

Before the words fell, a big hand coldly slammed a hoop on Jiang Zimu's upper arm, and pulled it neatly. Jiang Zimu was originally riding on the armrest of the sofa, his center of gravity was piled up on the tail vertebrae, and it was difficult to exert his strength, and he was dragged so violently that he planted his head in Xiao Lizao's neck socket without any suspense.

“SAY – CHEESE~~~”

Jiang Zimu's upper body was stopped outside the pillow by one of Xiao Lizao's arms, the back of his head flicked, his eyes were like black cat sheriffs, and before his body could react, he heard a click, and the "bed photo" of himself and Xiao Lizao was captured in an instant.

"Ah~~~~~~h

Jiang Zimu howled, got up and knelt on the sofa in a hurry, his hand seemed to be disobedient, and the next second he pinched Xiao Lizao's neck.

"Do you want to die? Do you want to die? Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you kid?"

Right now, Xiao Li was already like being stricken, he had neither the prank after succeeding, nor the desire to survive after being locked by Jiang Zimu, he just put his back against the pillow in a daze, the hand holding the mobile phone drooped slightly, and his eyes looked ahead sluggishly.

Jiang Zimu looked at this reaction and felt that it was not quite right, he was stunned at first, and looked back at Xiao Lizao's eyes, okay, I'm afraid that when he was pulled hard, his palm accidentally pressed on the innocent remote control?

The pitch-black screen flashed suddenly, followed by the dry well and the female ghost in white full of oppression, slowly, slowly, step by step, pulling your intestines and stepping on your nerves, and the next second, you were about to crawl out of the TV......

"Ah~~~Ah~~~Ah~~~~" The film was broadcast for a full four minutes, and only then did I hear the audience's cry for help.

The first thought in Jiang Zimu's heart was to scientifically and accurately calculate how many time zones there was between Xiao Da idol's eyes and tongue.

This voice, howling like a train with a whistle entering the station, has a high-pitched timbre, a wide vocal range, excessive mellowness, and full of neutrality, and is worthy of being called the first golden voice in the Chinese entertainment circle.

Hehe, it seems that tomorrow morning I will inevitably go to a treasure to search for hearing aids. Whether it's for personal use or giving it away, it should be excellent.

"Don't howl!" Jiang Zimu leaned down, blocking Xiao Da idol's eyes with one hand, and covering his mouth with the other, "Don't make noise, don't make noise." It's fake, it's all fake on TV!"

"Protect your throat!Shh~shh~~~" You're always about to go on tour?

It's easy to say, Xiao Li finally stopped quietly, tentatively grabbed his hand on Jiang Zimu's wrist, and waited for his nostrils and mouth to be exposed, took a deep breath, and buffered for two minutes before he shuddered, "Scared...... It's scary... Kill me. ”

"Do you still have the face to say?" Jiang Zimu turned off the TV, and then withdrew the hand that was blocking Xiao Lizao's eyes, shaking his head and sticking out his tongue, "The old man is actually afraid of ghost movies?

"Ahh

"It's just for the occasion!" "On a rainy day, otaku girls are more suitable for horror movies.

"Besides, my own home, my own discs, my own time, what do you care what I watch?" Jiang Zimu glanced to the side with disgust, looking at Xiao Lizao's pitiful "macho frightened" appearance, and then compared with his cool cover temperament of handsome and dead people on weekdays and TV, he couldn't help but laugh into a cake, and even his chin was stacked four or five layers.

Xiao Lizao wrinkled his face, looking like a slimy gummy bear.

"What's so funny. Xiao Da Idol snorted, twisted his face and whispered "Bad Silver" to Jiang Zimu, then turned his body to the other side, shrunk up aggrievedly and hugged his mobile phone to enjoy the group photo just now.

"Ouch, ouch. Jiang Zimu shrugged his shoulders and thought out of place, "Please, can you keep up with materialist atheism?

Xiao Lizao: EXO ME?

"Goddess, it's okay if others say so, you weird god who made a fortune by changing people's fortunes, what kind of atheism is there here?"

Forehead......

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, feeling that Xiao Lizao's words seemed to have some truth, and when he scratched his ears and cheeks, he remembered that the cause of the accident was Xiao Lizao's forcible group photo.

"Hmph, it's because you believe in ghosts and gods, otherwise you might have to do something more out of the ordinary. Jiang Zimu deliberately tucked the neckline of the wide T-shirt in, "Let you pull me, this time you will be punished, right?"

"Slippery, delete the photo for me. ”

"Cut. Xiao Li had already straightened his body, "There is no door." "It's easy for Lao Tzu to take such a group photo?

"Do you delete it?" Jiang Zimu stuck one hand on the side of Xiao Lizao's neck, and pointed the remote control at the TV with the other, "There are eleven seconds left, and Sadako is about to climb out of the TV." ”

Xiao Li saw this earlier, and he also pulled his mobile phone far away, raised his chin, and replied with confidence, "Put down the remote control, otherwise I will immediately send the group photo to my WB!"

This kind of suicidal threat, Xiao Da Idol has already used the best fire.

Seeing Jiang Zimu stunned, Xiao Lizao also had a bottom in his heart, and the corners of his lips hooked, "Can't you afford to play?"

"Goddess, we've known each other for so long, how can we say that we're friends, right? Isn't it normal for friends to take pictures of each other?"

"So, you put the remote down and I'll share this picture with you. Xiao Lizao said while operating on his mobile phone, using both soft and hard, "If you are dissatisfied with me in the future, send the photo to the company and extort 1.8 million yuan, it should not be a problem." ”

Jiang Zimu continued to look at the melon baby beside him calmly with the eyes of a fool, sighed, and said in his heart Which immortal cheese did I move in my last life, and I was beaten down in this life and suffered this kind of sin!

"Didn't I say before, don't make a surprise attack, and don't have unauthorized physical contact?" Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, put the remote control on his lap, and began to reason with the facts.

Xiao Lizao swept Jiang Zimu's black face with his residual light, stuffed the phone back into his trouser pocket, and forcibly cried his face.

"Online... The online is not to say that cats ...... The tail of a cat and the cat are two separate entities?"

"Huh?"

"My hand...... Xiao Da Idol "slapped the back of his right hand" fiercely, "My hand is a problem with the cat's tail - it is also a body and two systems, and it does not accept the brain tube." ”

"I'm still wondering, how can a thought that never appeared in my mind be put into action?"

The baby's grievances are not the baby's fault, and the baby is also a victim.

"Huh. Jiang Zimu smiled coldly, "Are you sure you want to unify the standards with cats?"

"Don't forget, cat owners have nine lives!"

Soul Eater: Ye has the capital of tsundere, you want to build it as hard as Ye, and the blood has to be thick enough!