Jiang Zimu looked at the photo on his phone with "no PS trace", and his face was full of swear words.

"That...... Now the old people in your circle, the road is so wild, and the scale is so big?"

Hahaha~~~

Xiao Li glanced at Jiang Zimu early, and looked at her little Jio Jio, who was about to flip to the back of her head, and kicked in the air like she was stepping on a sewing machine, and had to admit that being pulled by someone to make Xiubo's eyeballs this time was not completely beneficial after all, at least, it could make this god happy like a doll in a kindergarten class, wouldn't it?

Jiang Zimu was tired of laughing, put his upper body on the dining table, pouted his face sideways, and began to search for Xiao Lizao's "bed photos" in the past and present life.

Xiao Lizao's "**" object, named Ye Qi, was the current school flower of a well-known drama academy in China when he was young, and his fame moved the world and was unparalleled in the limelight. As soon as she graduated, she got acquainted with a famous director who was full of slots but full of commercial gimmicks, and after several in-depth artistic communications with the big director in private, Ms. Ye was not afraid of the original match of the famous director, and went against the wind to play the heroine in the new work of the famous director, which became an instant hit, and it can be regarded as the best negative teaching material of "God rewards hard work".

Poor Ms. Ye was at the peak of her career, and after the first drama was a big hit, she was named and banned by the director's wife group without any suspense, and she has rarely seen any good works since then. In the next 17 years, in addition to occasionally playing soy sauce in film and television dramas, Ms. Ye can only rely on her position to attract attention every day: today she is a platform for women's products, and tomorrow she will cry about all kinds of unspoken rules in the film and television industry。

In the early years, Ms. Ye first concentrated her firepower on the director groups in the film and television industry and continued to make targeted attacks. During that time, there were not ten but eight famous Chinese directors who were connotated or directly approached by the door. Some people are not afraid of shadows, coupled with the artist's violent temper, they simply bombard back; however, more of them are still bamboo, and their hearts are very weak, even if it is not the main person who comes to Xingshi to ask for the guilt, in line with the basic policy of turning big things into small ones, the famous directors either ignore them silently or talk about him left and right, and play haha in a virtual and real way.

Due to the appearance of the director group, they are generally sorry for the audience, and the Internet viewers don't buy it much. Seeing that the director's circle benefited little, Ms. Ye began to attack her fellow actors again. Either it is a whim to make a star silhouette, so that the people who eat melons compete to be detectives, peel off the cocoon, and sit in the right seats;

The upright stars went to court with Ms. Ye in a fit of anger, but in the end, it was only a small compensation of more than 100,000 yuan. If you meet a star with ulterior motives, you may want to push the boat down the river and quarrel with Ms. Ye a few more times, and strive for a win-win situation.

With the rise of the fan circle in recent years, Ms. Ye has targeted the high-level traffic with a huge fan base. Taking advantage of the fans' loyalty to the Lord and the Protector, every time Ms. Ye picks a head, she can drive a phenomenal team battle in which tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of people are torn apart. At this time, what makes melon farmers the most upset is not Ms. Ye's tongue battle group Confucianism and fragrance, nor the one-sided ridicule and ridicule of public opinion, but the dizziness of tens of thousands of people's carnival and the satisfaction of being superior to others.

I have to say that after so many years of ups and downs in the sea of spittle of public opinion, Ms. Ye is well versed in the way of entertainment monetization - no star can be liked by everyone, in this case, why not try to be hated by everyone? Isn't black and red red? Where is infamy not famous?

Jiang Zimu took a look at Ye Qi's fame in recent years, and then glanced at the PS photo in his hand that was not as good as the skills of primary school students, closed his eyes, and slurred.

Someone on the Internet broke the news anonymously, saying that Ye Qi went downhill all the way because he was retaliated against by his original partner when he was a junior, and he looked for a mage to drop his head. Do you believe that?"

"I didn't believe it originally, but since I knew you, a goddess, I have begun to waver. ”

Jiang Zimu smiled, and then asked, "BOSS, are you just letting it go?"

Xiao Lizao leaned his neck on the sofa, tilted his head, and smiled, "It's like being bitten by a dog." With her current condition, there's no need to change her luck, right?"

Jiang Zimu pouted, "Someone on the Internet has counted that this Ms. Ye Qi has been gaining popularity since you first debuted, and up to now, she has made nine articles with you." ”

"Always being bitten by the same mad dog, the physical and mental damage is not mentioned for the time being, and the rabies vaccine is not cheap. Jiang Zimu straightened up and rolled his eyes at the ceiling, "I didn't want to sell my luck change package, I just don't understand, why can this kind of-stirring stick survive in the entertainment industry, and besides, it will be more than ten years?"

"There are always merchants who are willing to ask Ye Qi to endorse, because there are always people who eat melons who are willing to pay for Ye Qi. I heard that she has also started to catch up with the trend and start live broadcasts now, and netizens who want to come to cheer her on are indispensable. ”

It's like a poop, notorious, and there are always people who want to see for themselves how bad it really is for one reason or another. I paid out of my own pocket, licked it, and took another sip, feeling that I was standing on the moral high ground, but I didn't know that I had donated a golden toilet for this stall. Of course, the fans of the "fraternity" of Madonna who really support the tainted artists are not within the scope of this discussion, although they are about as brain-dead as the former.

"Hehe, Ye Qi rubs the popularity of the top stream, and the merchants rub Ye Qi's popularity. Ms. Ye can make a lot of money by being a middleman. ”

Jiang Zimu snorted, and then said again: "Fortunately, Ms. Ye hasn't used the advanced AI to change her face, otherwise, I'm afraid that your name Xiao Lizao will be bloody again." ”

"This bed photo was po-posted on Weibo a week ago, and in the next few days, the top three hot searches are still me? If it weren't for this typhoon, it is estimated that the current popularity will not decrease. ”

Xiao Lizao: Don't look at how this photo P is fake, but if you get your name, the hot search must be arranged for us!

Jiang Zimu stared at Xiao Lizao with slanted eyes for a while, and then slowly moved a few steps to the sofa in the living room with his arms crossed, "Dear, what is a good thing that this kind ???of disgusting news has become the No.1 real-time search?

Xiao Lizao made a helpless expression, his face was full of "What can I do, is it my fault that I am handsome and popular"?

"Hey, even with such a clumsy PS technology, it still got a million hits and 100,000 comments, and Ms. Ye can be regarded as a successful case with a small and broad scale. Xiao Lizao shook his brows, a little wanted to laugh, "To be honest, after watching it for a long time, I think Ye Qipo's photo is quite joyful." The words fell, Xiao Da Idol had already put aside the idol burden and began to cosplay himself in the bed photo.

Jiang Zimu looked at Xiao Lizao's appearance with one hand under his head and one arm stretched out, and then looked at his expression of twisting his facial features and trying his best to restore the picture, and felt that this heart was really big.

"Your old fan, Wen can put pen to peace in the world, and Wu can go to Ma to determine the world. While arguing at the end of the game, I also took the time to play a PS relay game. "Self-produced and self-sold, self-black. Yes, there is still a certain truth in rice with idols.

Jiang Zimu looked at the group photos and comments that the girls of Zaozilin hung out that they didn't recognize their mothers, and felt that Zaozilin was really special to the IQ highland of female animals in the universe, and they were so smooth that they were outrageous.

"@叶淇, thank you for providing such a convincing photo, and I have already contacted the lawyer and is ready to let the dates go out of the house. By the way, I attached a photo of my marriage certificate with Zaozi, and kicked the identity of Zaozi's married man. ”

"@叶淇, I am such a noble person, I don't care to fight with you, as long as you let Mr. Xiao give up the custody of our two children, I am willing to send him away, I wish you deep love. The attached picture shows the birth certificates of my two treasures, which confirm the identity of Mr. Xiao as a father. ”

"@叶淇, please stop such shameless and ridiculous P-figure behavior. You have been suspected of illegally obtaining and violating the privacy of citizens, and as for my husband's portrait rights, I will inform his personal lawyer. The attached picture is the original picture of Ye Qi's P, that's right, in fact, the heroine of the bed photo is me, and I'm the one who is doing the firewood with the dates, so, please Ye Mou move your old face away, how P came up and how P went down. ”

"@叶淇, thank you for your efforts to protect me and the dates. Now that things have come to this point, I can only respond positively, and I will not hide it. Yes, I am the male partner of dates and we have registered abroad. Ladies and gentlemen, please take a look, I have pasted the original picture of the foreign marriage book and bed photos below. The female fans of the jujube forest are all dead. ”

@叶淇, "Adobe Photoshop Classic Tutorial" - from entry to hospital, "Photoshop Photography Post-Processing Techniques" - from admission to prison, "Photoshop Special Effects Techniques Essence" - from prison to soil. If you have time, take a look at it, work hard, believe in yourself, and look forward to seeing your growth trajectory step by step!"

......

Looking at the soul P pictures and the bloody and tearful accusations of Aite Xiao Li's early request for a unilateral divorce, Jiang Zimu laughed to the end, he didn't even dare to breathe, and his stomach hurt when he moved slightly. Sitting on the armrest of the sofa for a long time, Jiang Zimu stabilized his emotions and felt that he would have to give some small gifts to his upstairs and downstairs neighbors early tomorrow morning, so as to alleviate the neighborhood conflicts caused by the sharp and continuous noise.

"Goddess, have you laughed enough?"

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips and shook his shoulders silently, wiped the tears from laughter with the back of his hand, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

"You say, will anyone really believe this kind of 'picture and truth' news?"

"I don't think she expected anyone to believe it. ”

Jiang Zimu turned his little face slightly, looked at Xiao Lizao's side face, walked away without any suspense, and silently sighed in his heart: The straightness of this nose bridge is enough to contract the lifelong dream of Virgo all over the world.

"Isn't it pretty?"

Jiang Zimu was stunned and poked in the face by Xiao Lizao's words, her cheeks turned red, and she began to show her ghost-like "famous acting skills" like hitting the wall.

"Well... Pretty...... Studs, I mean...... Ear... Stud Earrings...... At... Where did you buy it?"

Xiao Li snorted, tilted his face to the other side, and hid a smug evil smile.

Jiang Zimu settled down, remembered Xiao Lizao's words just now, and decided to continue the topic of Fang Cai to get rid of the embarrassing atmosphere.

"Ye Qi's way of dealing with people has already ruined the goodwill of passers-by early. ”

Perhaps, what she wanted to show was this flawed and clumsy effect. The more fake the photo, the more people will jump out and scold her, and the more people will participate in the scolding battle, the more famous Ye Qi will be. ”

Jiang Zimu paused for a moment and whispered to himself, "This is like a performance art with the participation of the whole people, just looking at the number of people who eat melons, I feel panicked." ”

Without waiting for Xiao Lizao to pick up, Jiang Zimu's eyes rolled, with a little disgust, and he said helplessly to Xiao Lizao: "Look at it, you Xiao Da Idol is either a black fan or a paranoid patient, otherwise, it is this kind of peer with thick skin over the city wall." ”

"Tut-tut, I said boss, are you always Snow White, why are there so many villains around?"

Xiao Li blinked early, and when he understood Jiang Zimu's stalk, he couldn't straighten up with a smile. However, in just a few minutes, Xiao Lizao seemed to suddenly think of something, his eyes were shining, facing Jiang Zimu, he smiled firmly, and replied categorically, "Yes!"

That's right, I'm Snow White, what does it matter if there are many villains, I'm the one who can eat "poisoned apples"!