Xiao Lizao pursed his mouth, his eyes were half drooping, and he secretly took out his mobile phone again, carefully put it aside and repeatedly observed the photo with Jiang Zimu.

No matter what, this worldly standard is "I'm handsome, I'm reasonable, you're cute, you're casual", my blood is not thick enough, but my face is beautiful enough.

Thinking back to the moment when he was scared just now, Xiao Li blinked his eyes, and the corners of his mouth slowly spread out like ripples, and gradually faded.

"What's the state of tachycardia? Why do your palms still sweat? Hey, don't be cowardly, don't be cowardly. Xiao Lizao's shoulder, which Jiang Zimu had just leaned on, shook unnaturally, and smacked his lips silently, feeling that this wonderful hug was like turkey noodles, and he had too much stamina.

The operation was as fierce as a tiger, and the heart beat two hundred and five afterwards. In terms of hypocrisy, how can Xiao Da Aidou have served anyone? cough cough, it's anyone!

Jiang Zimu sighed, even if he didn't look at it properly, he knew that Xiao Lizao's children were now using all their strength to interpret "Well-behaved JPG" wholeheartedly, and he didn't notice Xiao Da Idol's inner monologue of "I know it's wrong, I dare next time".

After a moment of silence, Jiang Zimu also took out his mobile phone and took a closer look, not to mention, this capture angle is really good: the perfect left face of the top idol VS the oily head tiger teeth of the dry girl; bright smile relaxed posture VS open teeth and dancing claws staring at the dog; except for the slightly abrupt pork belly pillow used as the background, the whole composition is full of a sense of dynamic collision and harmony without (two) slackness (only) can be (hand) hit (batch).

Forget it, I can't make it up.

Jiang Zimu tilted his neck back, the kitten's eyes were round and facing the ceiling, and after a while, he swiped WeChat, only to find that Xiao Li had already posted the group photo just now in the family group.

Hmph, Jiang Zimu's first reaction at this time was: No, you have to add money!

After looking at Xiao Lizao's group photo, Quan Lezheng inexplicably felt provoked, and not to be outdone, he pulled his little wife to find several backgrounds, changed many angles, clicked and took a group of dog abuse photos, and followed Xiao Lizao to the group to demonstrate.

Xiao Li looked at it early, and his competitiveness seemed to be on the barbecue grill. Duang jumped up from the sofa, and after Jiang Zimu's approval, he began to pat the details of the room with "ulterior motives", such as a set of gourmet pillows for grilled shrimp and saury, a Monchiqi doll in the corner, and a cabinet of trophies and certificates that people couldn't stop displaying.

Promise to stay at home alone, listen to songs while playing Lego boringly, and insert a few words in the group chat from time to time to brush up on a sense of existence. Now watching the other two men in the group start a head-wrestling without gunpowder, I suddenly feel that I really am the most miserable single dog in the world.

@小恭の老公, @宇宙无敌肖立早:

Master, uncle, two dear brothers, can you let the younger brother live on this stormy day? I know that you both have your own companions, but can you two be happy and low-key? Think more about me, who is not well fed and clothed, and whose father does not love me?

Jiang Zimu looked at the fighting pictures of the two big men in the group, and then looked at the promised complaints, and felt that this baby was really innocent.

"Hey, you've almost taken a few shots, and you still want to take pictures of my whole house and pass it on?"

As soon as Xiao Li heard this, he immediately obediently went back to the sofa and cautiously leaned towards Jiang Zimu's side, "Just now you said that you only shoot still lifes, I really only shoot still lifes." ”

"Praise me, praise me, if only you could pat me on the head."

Jiang Zimu was a little helpless and couldn't help laughing, his head tilted, "Good guy, good guy." ”

"That'...... Can I take one more group photo? One last one, really. Xiao Lizao raised a finger, his eyes were very bright.

"The first and last are figures, and the middle is full of still lifes. This can be regarded as an echo from beginning to end, with a beginning and an end. ”

Jiang Zimu listened to Xiao Da idol's repeated assurances, and nodded, "It's really the last one!"

Xiao Li smiled honestly, "Yes, yes." ”

Sure enough, after the last photo in the same frame was taken and posted in the group, Xiao Lizao finally stopped.

In order to prevent Quan Lezheng from continuing to produce moths, Jiang Zimu decided to strike first, shouting in the group, and dialing and dialing.

The dinner expert changed the name of the group to the International Canine Protection Association Huaguo Branch. ”

"In response to the above group infighting behavior, #爱犬人士#表示强烈谴责. ”

Xiao Li took a look at it earlier, followed closely, and was busy patting his ass.

"In response to the above group infighting, #爱图 & lovers # fully support #dog lovers # to express strong condemnation. ”

As soon as these words came out, Quan Le was confused with Xu Promise: Hehe, that fool began to dig a hole for himself again.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

I said dates, but you walked in the group first.

In response to the above group infighting, #爱针人士#对#爱图& Love Disciples# strongly condemned it.

Xu Yu looked at the above messages, his mind didn't turn around a little, and he pointed at the screen with his finger and read it word by word several times, smacking his lips, and knocking out a few big words in one go.

"Those of you who can love are rushing to love, then I can only do this - for the above group infighting, #爱上人士#表示强烈谴责. ”

Burst~~~

After this message, the promised wind and the environment outside the house have reached a perfect fit, and the brain has experienced a typhoon transit, and there is no IQ left.

@吃饭专家:

Master, have you also seen the bed photo with my master sent by Grandma Ye Qi, so you have to take a photo with my master lying on the pillow to stabilize your title of Zhenggong Niangniang?

Grandma Ye is wearing a hot bikini in the original picture, should you change your outfit and reshoot it?

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

Master, Grandma Ye stole the cover photo of your album three years ago, right? The original picture is a belch with two points, how can it be as conservative as the photo you just had?

Xiao Li silently read the promised news, and couldn't resist the urge to rush back to the villa and imprint a kiss on the door of his beloved disciple's head.

Xiaonuo, well done! Elf Xu Xiaodi is honest and does not deceive me!

Jiang Zimu didn't know Xiao Jiujiu in Xiao Da Idol's heart, frowned and glanced at Xiao Lizao, and pretended to roar viciously: "Look at what I'm doing?

The young master of the Xu family, who had no eyesight, saw that Jiang Zimu didn't respond for a long time, so he continued to make waves on the verge of death.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

Brother, in the first few weeks, you kept up with the clockwork, training for more than ten hours a day. It's hard to rest today, so you have to rest.

Friendly reminder, there is only a week left before your concert, so you should control it properly and don't work too hard.

After typing these words, Young Master Xu looked at death as if he was at home, and sent an expression of "I feel that my body is hollowed out".

Jiang Zimu and Xiao Li had already finished reading the news, and they looked at each other with a tacit understanding, but before they could speak, their faces were all red.

"You little rabbit cub, you don't have a doorkeeper on your mouth, you really want to die!" Jiang Zimu snorted coldly in his heart, and didn't talk much in the group, but just turned his head and changed the group name again.

"The Eating Specialist changed the name of the group to – Single Dog Abuse Guidance Office. ”

Xiao Li took a look at it early, and laughed out of the duck quack, but before he was happy for two minutes, he saw the promise to continue Aite in the group.

@宇宙无敌肖立早:

Brother, my old man's medicinal wine arrived two days ago, but I didn't dare to bother you because I knew you were busy. When are you at home, I'll send it to you? If not, I'll send it directly to my teacher's house?

Xiao Lizao: Did you float by yourself, or did you think that Lao Tzu couldn't hold the knife? The first thing Lao Tzu did when he went back was to take off the upper level of these two goods and sacrifice to the sky.

After the toss of promises, Jiang Zimu and Xiao Li suddenly changed from the informality just now to a cautious and reserved mode of drawing a clear line. Not only did he get up back and forth and didn't dare to sit on a sofa again, but he also tacitly kept silent and remained silent.

This strange atmosphere like a blind date man and woman meeting for the first time permeated the entire room, almost crushing Jiang Zimu's lungs into a vacuum.

"I said BOSS," Jiang Zimu took two deep breaths, and finally took the lead in breaking the embarrassment. "I see that Young Master Xu is alone at home tonight. ”

"Clams?"

"This big night, this wind and rain, plus the geographical location of your villa area is so remote, there are many rooms, and the place is ......"

Xiao Lizao looked at Jiang Zimu squeezing his eyes, and then pouted at the TV, and finally understood the meaning of her words.

"Is the disc you broadcast uncut?" Xiao Lizao covered his mouth and held back a smile, and continued: "Such a precious resource, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy." ”

“YES！”

At this moment, two free souls who are accustomed to fighting each other achieved a historic meeting that attracted worldwide attention, and reached an unprecedented unprecedentedly unanimous agreement on the matter of digging pits and burying soil for children.

Fifteen minutes later.

The young master of the Xu family fell on the bed in the bedroom on all fours, closed his eyes, and played a song "Lonely Patient" outside. When I was drowsy, I heard the reminder of the new message, I raised my phone in a daze, and without thinking about it, I clicked on the small video sent by Xiao Li in the morning.

Oh, my brother's smile is quite gentle, yo, my sister's smile is really healing. Ah, what a beautiful painting style, ah, what a harmonious scene, ah...... Ah~ah~~Ah~~~I'm rubbing it~~~~~This... What the hell is this???

In the next second, the young master of the Xu family howled with his broken gong voice and howled the highest note in the twenty years since he was born.

I believe that many years later, looking back on tonight, I will still remember the innovative exploration and attempt of the master and the master to tap the potential of the apprentice.

Less than ten minutes after the video edited by Jiang Zimu was sent, Xiao Li had already received a private message from Quan Lezheng.

"Zao'er, what did you do to Xiaonuo?"

"This unfortunate child, who doesn't have an umbrella in the rain, runs to my house in pajamas and slippers, drenched like a water dog. Come on, come on, as soon as you enter the house, you will pounce on me, no matter how you drag it down, while calling for dates and sadako and coconut, while crying wolves and howling like killing pigs, it scares me and my daughter-in-law a lot!"

Xiao Li had already broadcast Quan Lezheng's voice to Jiang Zimu, and the two of them tacitly changed their eyes, clapped their hands, and smiled innocently.

The fun of collaborative operations lasted for less than half an hour, Jiang Zimu looked at the time, it was almost half past eleven, and then looked at Xiao Da Aidou, who was nested in the sofa without consciousness, and felt that it was time to ask the guests to get out.

"When is Dashan coming to pick you up?"

"Oh, I'm not going back tonight. "Lao Tzu bought a one-way ticket, which is justified and has no psychological burden.

"Clams?" Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes and reached out to pluck his ears.

"The weather forecast says that the rain will fall until tomorrow morning. Xiao Li had already taken the environmentally friendly canvas bag on the side, stirred it in, and found a small vacuum compression bag.

Jiang Zimu leaned in to take a look, and his face darkened. Well, this product has already packed the pajamas and pajamas and clothes.

Hehe, you are prepared for the feelings, and you have been planning for a long time.

"It's already decided, Mother Gu will come to pick me up at noon tomorrow. Xiao Lizao raised the corners of his lips, and his innocent big eyes blinked and blinked, like a dog who had just finished tearing up his house but smiled innocently.

"Are you talking about human words?"

"Goddess, do you know what kind of bad weather is out there right now? It's windy and rainy, in case the brakes of the car fail, in case the billboard falls from the sky, in case the whole car is overturned by the wind, in case there is thunder and splitting in the day...... These two lives are alive...... Goddess, can you bear it?"

Jiang Zimu: How does this line sound spicy and familiar? Tell me, how many generations of grandsons of the Gusu Murong family are your Xiao Da idols?

"Besides, it's not the first time we've lived under the same roof. ”

Jiang Zimu: Hehe, last time, did you have to ask your aunt and grandmother to stay in your villa?

"My home is your home, and your home is naturally my home. We're all friends, so why are we all here?"

Xiao Lizao looked at the micro-expression on Jiang Zimu's face, and smiled secretly: the three joys of life - picking ears, pinching feet, and playing tricks with Jiang Zimu.

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Da Idol twisted his face and continued to speak, allowing himself to perfectly avoid all possibilities of escaping the beating.

"Ah, hey, Goddess, you, I, we are...... It's a friend, right?" So it's not a problem to take a picture with your back on your shoulder, and it's not a problem to spend the night and play all night.

"Don't think about gender, I and Doushabao can be pure friendship, can you still be with you?"

Without waiting for Jiang Zimu to answer, Xiao Li had already raised his hand and pointed in the direction of the bathroom, "Think clearly before you speak." If you're hot-headed, go look in the mirror and calm down!"

"Shut up your mother!"

There is no doubt that if it weren't for the 100th time to look at the face of the food, if it wasn't for the 101st time considering the typhoon day, Jiang Zimu should have cut Xiao Lizao into more than 10,000 pieces neatly and then properly sorted the garbage. Avi: What else?