Seeing Jiang Zimu shrinking in the corner and looking at death, Xiao Li pursed his lips, couldn't help laughing, and said lightly: "Quickly put away your dog-gnawed acting skills!"

Jiang Zimu squinted his eyes and looked Xiao Da Idol up and down for a long time, raised his hand to cover his mouth, and made a gesture.

"Ah, it's closed. ”

"Huh~~~" Jiang Zimu let out a long sigh.

"Where's my Monchichi?"

Xiao Lizao was worried that the weight of his broadcast was not as good as a monkey: No matter what, this is also Lao Tzu's home field, who should stand in the C position, you Jiang Shenpo don't have that number in your heart?

"We'll talk about the monkeys later. Goddess, you put your phone on a call, right...... Deliberately, right?"

Jiang Zimu lazily picked his eyes, and the "hum" in his nostrils and the "cut" between his teeth flew out at the same time.

"Isn't that a coincidence?"

"It just so happens that I did it on purpose, too. Xiao Lizao hugged his arms and shrugged his shoulders, "Actually, the backstage can easily use your mobile phone number to find your seat number, as long as I say, I can know where you are sitting in less than a second." ”

"But what to do, I just wanted to play board games on a whim. ”

Jiang Zimu looked detached with a soul runaway, and said in his heart that you always want to bully me, and you can say it straight, and pull tens of thousands of people in the audience to play with you, your old conscience doesn't hurt.

"Dear, I'm going to buy a boxing glove on Double Eleven, what color do you like?"

"I personally highly recommend blue for peace of mind, tranquility and calmness, and psychologically speaking, the most analgesic effect. ”

"But yellow isn't bad – it's a symbol of hope and a boost to your mood so you can adjust your mindset for your next beating. ”

"It's really not good, buy both, one before, one after, maybe you can help me make up the full reduction. ”

"That...... I'm not...... No, I mean, I'm colorless....... No...... I...... I'm blind, you can watch and buy it yourself. ”

Xiao Lizao secretly leaned back, and turned into an innocent smile in a second: What do you look at, Lao Tzu is not afraid at all, mainly ...... The main thing is that good men don't fight with women, and I'm not a man who bullies women.

Jiang Zimu: Clams, do you have the face to say it again?

Although he has debuted for many years, Xiao Da Idol still didn't understand what it meant to "close the microphone and keep safe", and looked sideways at the suspension bridge that was about to arrive, and his brain continued to run rapidly, and he decided to seize the last 1V1 time to have another round of new diss.

"Goddess, don't blame me for saying you, it's the first time you're coming to my concert, can you dress decently?"

Xiao Lizao stared at Jiang Zimu with disgust on his face for a while: Well, the upper body is loose T, it still has the effect of being old, uh, no, isn't this over size her home clothes?

"Can't you just look at the girls around you? either with all kinds of famous brands on you, or miniskirts and hot pants. ”

"Just ...... Just now, when I flew over, I saw someone wearing an evening dress with his hair coiled!"

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips and pulled the fat trousers to the side, "These pants are the best value I bought recently-and Xixi, nine yuan and ninety-three free shipping, and the seller also gave a pack of hairpins and a pack of mothballs." ”

Hehe.

Xiao Li had a black line on his head, closed his eyes, and finally did enough psychological construction again.

"When you go on stage in a while, what song are you going to sing, have you thought about it?"

As soon as Jiang Zimu heard the singing, he slowly leaned forward, his dark and bright eyes rolled a few times, and he smiled meaningfully.

"I thought about it, I started thinking about it more than 20 years ago before I had a mother's womb. ”

Xiao Lizao: Uh~~~ I don't know why, being laughed at by this goddess, there is always a bad premonition that the scalp is numb and the backbone is soft.

"Ouch," Jiang Zimu raised his chin slightly, "What are you afraid of, boss, just keep your heart in your stomach." In the first game of your old Asian tour, I just gave up my life to put on an old face, and I have to give you enough noodles, right?"

Hehe, hehe. Xiao Lizao, Xiao Lizao, there is a way in heaven that you don't go, and there is no door in hell for you to break in - since you have to ask the old lady to play, next, don't blame this girl for borrowing your treasure land to completely display her talents.

Xiao Li's cold hair stood on end when he was stared at by Jiang Zimu's "kitten", and finally waited for the carriage to get on the suspension bridge, but before it stopped, Xiao Da Idol had already run out in a panic like a ghost. The two feet were about to land, and he was scared by the recent surprise confession of a male fan who killed a pig, his legs were weak, and he almost didn't kneel on the ground to greet the fans in advance.

In the next second, watching Xiao Lizao lead Jiang Zimu to the main stage with a very gentlemanly demeanor, several people who eat melons in VVIP cast their loving (B) and loving (S) eyes like an old mother (father).

Gu Suixin: My cub, although he has little experience in flirting with his sister, has a low level of flirting with his sister, has an IQ of two hundred and five, and his blood pressure is one hundred and seven, (the shortcomings of 10,000 words are omitted here), but this idea of having the courage to arch cabbage is very encouraging.

Quan Lezheng: My brother, hey, don't talk about it, I'm blind to his face. On "showing affection," you are a real show, and when it comes to "romance," you are a real wave! If the concert ends today, if the girl doesn't break up with you on the spot, even if you are lucky. Pity me for taking great pains back then, teaching by word and deed, tsk, children can't be taught, rotten wood can't be enlightened.

Promise: My brother, hehe, is a primary school student? If you like her, you will bully her? Brother, these are all Ben San, can you be a little more mature? I don't know how my sister can stand you!

The three of them sighed together, and then shook their heads to themselves, watching Xiao Da Aidou go astray and rush towards the finish line of "hugging the beauty".

When he stood side by side with Xiao Lizao in the middle of the stage, and slowly took the microphone handed by the staff, Jiang Zimu had already scolded Xiao Lizao more than 300 times from hair to toenails in his mind in eight foreign languages plus seven dialects.

Squinted his eyes weakly and looked at the audience, and then thought about the 10,000-man werewolf killing just now, Jiang Zimu calmly analyzed the thousand possibilities of his tragic death at the hands of angry fans, took a deep breath, and encouraged himself in his heart: If you come, you will be safe, and the matter has come to this point, then the soldiers will come to block it, and the water will come to the earth, and the ridges will be supported.

"This fan, I want to ask, who was you talking to just now?"

Xiao Lizao pinched his waist with one hand and flew out with a "nuclear" good look.

"No, no, no......" Jiang Zimu waved his hand again and again, "Really, it's really not what you think!"

"I'm ...... I have been using the fruit machine for several years, and if I don't pay attention to it, I may dial the phone with a light knock. ”

"I really, really, didn't find out at all!"

Jiang has a sincere face, and Zi never deceives people.

"If I knew that I had been drawn, I wouldn't even dare to trouble you, I would have led myself a long time ago and obediently climbed onto the stage!"

"Dates...... You don't know, my friends advised me to change my phone, but ...... My money...... Didn't they all use it to buy tickets for your concert?"

Jiang, a strong desire to survive, a son, a grievance and a poverty, wood.

When Xiao Li heard this, he wanted to laugh inexplicably, shook his shoulders, and said lightly: "The mobile phone is not good, the brain must be easy to use, right?"

"Can't remember your mobile phone number?"

In the face of the enemy's relentless relentless attack, Jiang Zimu also did not calm down.

"Oh my God! How can a non-chieftain like me, who has never even won 'another bottle', dare to dream of leaving Africa and entering Europe! When you reported your mobile phone number just now, I didn't even move my brain, and I didn't expect that I would be lucky like this!"

"Besides, you only disclosed the seven-digit number, there are hundreds of millions of possibilities for permutations and combinations, I'm a fathead fish who is used to memorizing words, and I can't believe that I became a koi in an instant!"

Jiang Dogmatism Kills People, Son, I'm Unlucky, You Spare My Life When You Are Old, Mu Mu.

"Hehe, you accidentally made a call, but someone accidentally answered it, even if you don't know, the person on the other end of the phone doesn't think there's anything wrong?"

"I'm such a rough person, where can I make friends who are clever!"

"It is estimated that she is still in a daze, thinking that she has been tricked!"

Jiang is dressed as an otaku and is convincing, and the words of the dull friend make Xiao Da Idol have been offended to Mu.

"Ouch!" Jiang Zimu hugged the wheat and covered most of his little face with one hand, "No, I'm so excited, people are really going to cry!"

Jiang Zimu: I said that you are very arrogant, you are not finished, do you have to force me to die? If the old lady takes the initiative to attack, I am afraid that you don't know that Ma Wangye has three eyes!

"What kind of fairy face is this, God...... Ah~~~"

"No...... No, I'm out of breath, I'm so handsome! My brother is so handsome......! What's my phone number?"

Jiang is a model of living and learning, and his acting skills are so abrupt and abrupt.

Xiao Lizao put the microphone in his pocket, hugged his arm to his chest, and silently took a few steps back to the side.

Hehe, okay, okay, co-authoring, regardless of objective conditions or subjective ability, the reason why you can't answer my call is my fault in the final analysis?

Yes, yes, for the sake of the goddess working so hard to play a one-man show, I will be a lot of adults, let you go.

"Okay," Xiao Lizao dragged out the end of the note, sighed, and smiled helplessly, "Don't worry, even if the fans in the audience want to do it, they have to wait for the cameras around them to turn off." ”

Jiang Zimu: Roar! survived!!

"The first four lucky fans have all sung with me, what song do you want to sing with me?"

Jiang Zimu didn't hesitate at all, and blurted out.

"The Magic of Love. ”

Yo!!!

There was an immediate commotion in the audience.

The song "The Magic of Love" was voted "No. 1 in the live broadcast rate of marriage proposals/marriages" the year after its release, and what is even better is that to this day, its playback record has not been broken by any other singer's song.

Such a well-known song, logically speaking, it is impossible to stay until the end, waiting for Jiang Zimu, the fifth lucky fan, to turn over the brand, but the first four places, they all have ACD numbers - such a difficult song to sing, if you really choose it, it is equivalent to committing suicide by lying on the rails. You must know that Xiao Lizao, a diss fan, can't avoid sticking (making) his heart (death) idol like eating, and every time he sings this song on FM or at a concert, he has no other purpose, just to mock the singing level of his fans.

Therefore, everyone in Zaozilin deeply understands: "The Magic of Love" = Xiao Da Aidou's special song for flirting fans. If you don't want to be ridiculed into outer space and dissed into the dust, then don't touch it.

Xiao Li was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect Jiang Zimu to actually pick this one.

"What should I do? What a happy duck! This goddess, do you want to use this song to confess?"

"Or, because it's the longest time I've ever written, she's actually ...... Is it to stay with me a little longer?"

Although I don't know where this tearful confidence came from, our Xiao Da idol still couldn't help but be inexplicably excited in his heart for a long time, raised his eyes to look at Jiang Zimu, and asked jokingly, "Are you sure?"

"Hmm. ”

"This one, I was originally going to use it for the final closure, and if you want to sing it now, I don't have a problem with that. ”

Xiao Lizao turned his brain, twisted his face, and was as smart as a god for a second, "Your level...... Shouldn't it be good?"

"It's a must," Jiang Zimu said calmly, "The people around me, but anyone who has heard me sing seriously, will use a concise four-character idiom to express their excitement; ”

Xiao Lizao: Four-character idiom?

As a recognized golden voice in the circle, the first word that jumps into my mind is "the sound of nature".

Was also invited by someone else to sing K for free?

With such a big score, it must be a hidden wrist!

As soon as he heard this, Xiao Lizao's heart immediately became a lot more steady, he flew the microphone from his right hand to his left hand, played a little handsome, and said with a smile: "Band teacher, "The Magic of Love", go!"