Until dinner, Xiao Da Idol was still immersed in the shock of Jiang Zimu's "ultimate ideal", and he never came back to his senses.

In other words, if you can't get rid of the entanglement of a thought on your own, you only need to rely on external forces, waiting for fate to casually stuff you with a more shocking, more mind-baffling impact, a wave is stronger than a wave, and you will naturally not be entangled in the former.

This principle is also applicable at the New Year's "family banquet" in Lang Province. And this time, what attracted the attention as soon as it was on the table was the "Peacock Banquet" that covered most of the tables.

"Clams?"

"Hole...... Peacock?"

Listening to Jiang Zimu beside him, he casually shouted, and then looked at the peacock head facing him with bright fur and a straight neck, Xiao Da Idol's big eyes were full of great confusion.

"Really, is this a real thing?"

Xiao Lizao raised a finger and hesitantly poked at the peacock's brain.

Is this a bird or a chicken? ... This has to be a wild animal, right?

Thinking about the fear of being dominated by civet cats that he had heard about earlier, and then pondering the personal experience of being frightened by a flying mammal in the past year, Xiao Lizao subconsciously leaned back and smiled slightly, feeling that things were not simple.

Bat stew, coffin reflective. Wild game in the mouth, kitchen ghosts.

One bite into reincarnation, it's as simple as the milk of the special meow.

"That...... God... Mr. Jiang..."

"Peacock, it shouldn't be counted...... Poultry, right?"

Jiang Zimu was still pouting with great interest, and rubbed his hands excitedly at the peacock in front of him. As soon as he heard Xiao Li's question, he turned his head sideways with disgust.

"Please, who told you we're going to eat peacock meat?"

Xiao Lizao: The old title party?

"This, ahem," Jiang Zimu bent his legs slightly, bent his body, and raised his hand to remove the red cloth on the back of the peacock's head.

"Although I haven't eaten peacock meat, I guarantee with my character that this thing is more fragrant than peacock!"

Looking at the ingredients that revealed their true bodies, Xiao Da Idol's brain exploded.

"Hang...... Peacock head, sold ...... Sell ......"

False advertising, malicious propaganda! It insults IQ more than marketing accounts, and deceives feelings more than instant noodles.

Jiang Zimu's eyes squinted, ignoring it, "Incense!

"Put it in your mouth and chew it, squeak and squeak!"

"You taste ......"

Xiao Lizao raised his hands and immediately protected them on his chest, the big man's bass trembled slightly, and the girl's posture was even more shy.

"Open up to Lao Tzu!"

"Cut~~~"

"This peacock banquet is specially used by Sister Jiao to entertain distinguished guests. ”

"It's all fresh. ”

"It's still alive and fluttering when I just caught it. ”

"Sister Jiao washed it cleanly and handled it carefully. Roll in the oil, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Paired with a secret dipping sauce, it can be salty or sweet, dry or wet. ”

Xiao Lizao: Yes, yes, this plate is followed by a plate of fried insects, read it to me - eat European insects, Zi Yizi, just look at it and panic. Is it swollen to your mouth, and you can be embarrassed to hold flowers, which makes me feel that this dish was not selected for the Manchu and Han banquets, and the ancestors have no eyes?

Di - WeChat arrived, five cents.

"This, grasshopper, that, bamboo worm, oh, that, my favorite, fried know, with baked rice cakes, or wrapped in steamed spring rolls, tsk, that taste ......"

The corners of Xiao Lizao's mouth trembled, and he had a frightened expression of "how cute are the insects, you can eat insects if you are swollen".

"Oh~~~ Don't worry. ”

"Although there is a lot of game meat sold here, I still have this bit of hygiene knowledge. ”

Jiang Zimu patted his chest, full of pride.

"I'll pack a ticket with you, and the ones on this table are all edible insects. You, just open it up and eat it!"

Enough!

Jiang Zimu: Big brother dei, I know what kind of bear you are. What kind of roasted mice, fried cockroaches and the like, let alone eating, I won't mention it.

Xiao Lizao: Hehe, then I have to thank you for your care and care!

Not to mention anything else, just these piles of stuff, just looking at it, I'm terrified.

Listening to the two of them muttering quietly for a while, the other people at the table were very discerning and smiling, glancing at each other, and they didn't want to bother. It's just that after a few minutes, I saw that Xiao Lizao's handsome face was gradually distorted into the world's famous painting, and Jiang Zimu was also blushing and thick-necked, and he only blew it up, and began to analyze the nutritional composition of Xiao Da idols by quoting scriptures.

"Zimu," Gu Suixin pursed his lips and swallowed the fried grasshopper that had just been stuffed into his mouth. "You two...... Last night...... Are you alright?"

As soon as he heard this, Jiang Zimu's chopsticks were almost stunned and couldn't pull them out when they poked into the table.

Sister, what you say is old, and you have a level of broken sentences?

"Hey...... Hey, hey, hey......"

Jiang Zimu: Lao Tzu's laughter is not laughter.

"Sister Gu, look at what you asked, what can you ......?"

didn't finish a sentence, but was first covered by Xiao Lizao's loud answer.

"Mother Gu, what can be bad?"

Jiang Zimu: Are you stupid?

"No, no. Jiang Zimu hurriedly waved his hand, "What do jujubes mean, what can be good?"

"Hehe, deep mountains and old forests, you can't eat soft food, you can't drink hot food, it's New Year's Eve, what's good. ”

Jiang Zimu sighed for a long time, shook his head again and again, and his expression was gloomy, like a workplace social animal who had been in the cloud for a night on Sunday, with black circles under his eyes and an empty head, and greeted Monday with tears.

"Jujube, he's still afraid that you'll be worried. But we're all back safely, so we don't need anything nice. ”

At this moment, Xiao Li had already expressed his dissatisfaction.

"What's the matter, I joined me for New Year's Eve, and I still wronged you?"

"Hehe, how can you say it's a grievance?"

Torture, that must be inhuman torture!

"I mean, if it weren't for Old Man Yi's bad behavior, this Chinese New Year's Eve would not have been ten times stronger than yesterday." ”

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu paused, looked at Jiao and Wen on the other side, and then looked left and right at Gu Suixin and Gao Dashan, smacking his lips, and his tone was very sincere.

"It's okay if I don't have a good life myself, I'm sorry everyone, I have a lot of people in the neighborhood who are busy and hardworking. ”

As he spoke, Jiang Zimu lifted the beer in his hand.

"Although old-fashioned, this 'thank you' is still indispensable after all. ”

"Everything else is in the wine. ”

There was no polite and false response, and everyone at the table did not reply, but just smiled with relief, and they all raised their glasses. It's just that when the camera arrives at Xiao Lizao, the painting style is a little abrupt - a tall and strong man, with a cold man's arrogant expression, with an ungrounded beauty and sexiness, this man full of bigwig aura, casually and very balanced, grabbed a glass of milk, and swayed and was about to touch a few bottles of beer in the middle of the table.

Wen glanced at it, scratched his head, and asked casually, "Our Lao beer is very popular." Mr. Xiao, don't come ......"

"He doesn't drink !!"

This sentence popped out of Gu Suixin and Jiang Zimu's mouths at the same time, the pitch was so high and the speed of speech was so fast that the listener instantly had the illusion that the other party was about to come up with a machete.

"Forehead ......"

If you don't drink it, you won't drink it, as for such a big reaction?

Gu Sui's heart was stunned, and he felt that he had lost his temper.

"I'm sorry for the clams, dates, you can't drink. ”

"Allergies?"

Xiao Li didn't answer for a long time, but shook his head honestly.

When Jiao heard this, she gently put down her chopsticks, blinked, and smiled at Xiao Lizao in Chinese slowly: "This beer is very light and not dizzy." ”

Xiao Li saw this earlier, his throat was a little dry, and originally, he felt that his "cup of milk in ten thousand bottles of wine" was really a bit ...... That, plus touching the bottles and bottles on the table, looking at Mu Muzi next to him, his brain was uncontrollable, and he always remembered the night he confessed to Jiang Zimu.

At the beginning of the new year, this wave after wave of worldview impact, Xiao Da Aidou had some mixed feelings in his heart, but he was depressed and had no way to speak.

"Really, this wine is not much different from water, it can quench your thirst, and the most important thing is to meet the occasion. ”

Listening to Wen Jiao and his wife singing and harmonizing, Xiao Li couldn't help but feel hot in his head, ignored Gu Suixin's and Jiang Zimu's warning eyes, put aside the milk, and reached out to grab a bottle of unopened beer to drink.

"What are you doing? Everyone didn't sleep well last night, and you're drinking now, do you want everyone to have no sleep tonight?"

"Oh...... Oh......"

Xiao Lizao: Ma Ma scolded me again. I can't argue with her, but I'm still a little happy that it's swollen?

"It's okay, it's okay. ”

"Well, this kind of beer, you may not get drunk after drinking ten bottles. ”

Jiang Zimu and Gu Suixin exchanged a "senior victim" look, the corners of his mouth hooked, and he smiled at Wen Jiao and his wife: "What about Mr. Xiao, he ......"

Hmmm~~~

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Zimu was stuffed with a grasshopper in Xiao Li's mouth.

Hey, it's delicious.

"He'......"

Hmmm~~~

The last grasshopper still had half a leg across the gums, and I saw that four or five more bamboo insects were sent to the door.

Mom, this bamboo insect is too crispy, isn't it!!

Jiang Zimu raised his hand and half-covered his mouth: no matter how big the chewing action is, I'm afraid that this thing will squeak and fall off the slag.

"Its ...... Actually, the amount of alcohol ......."

Hmmm~~~

It's another feast full of chopsticks.

"I ...... at the beginning"

"He ......"

......

As long as you can't feed it, feed it to death! At this time, Xiao Lizao had already given up his craving for beer, and his whole heart was immersed in the pleasure of irrigating the flowers of the motherland, cough cough, also known as "uncontrolled local tyrant pig raising".

"Ah!!h

"Xiao ...... Xiao Lizao, you have no end!!"

Jiang Zimu raised his hand to cover his mouth, but he couldn't hide his wrinkled brows, and his round cheeks that were pushed up by all kinds of insects that had no time to chew and swallow.

"I'm not...... Hamsters, you feed them all the time...... Hey, hey!"

Xiao Lizao: Hehe, although I am afraid of insects to death, how can I be so happy to feed insects to others?

"Me