180. It's So Big at the Beginning of the Year (2)
After some reassurance with emotion and reason, the scolding Xiao Lizao finally closed his mouth and withdrew from the live broadcast room.
Jiang Zimu described some small details of the cave night terror to Gu Suixin, the two sides exchanged ideas, chatted briefly, and happened to receive a call from Gao Dashan, informing him that he had seen Eton and Mei rush to the airport with his own eyes. Thinking that they are knowledgeable and interesting, they should not make any small moves to dig their own graves.
At this point, this Chinese New Year's Eve farce finally came to an end here in Jiang Zimu.
After taking a bath, Jiang Zimu changed into clean clothes, and then carried a roast chicken leg that was sent over in time with a delicate hand in one hand, and knocked on the door of Xiao Da Aidou's room with a big grin.
"Hehe, the gold lord's father Wanfu Jin'an. ”
"Come on, come on, eat a leg and press the first thing. ”
Looking at the big chicken leg that suddenly reached the edge of his nostrils, Xiao Lizao's nose twitched, his face was clear, his brows were slightly knotted, but he opened the door wider, and whispered "Come in".
"Hey, hey, hey......"
"I said godwife, we just came back safely, the food didn't eat well, we didn't sleep well, you just rushed to ask for the account, isn't it a bit unauthentic?"
Jiang Zimu: Unexpectedly, this guy actually predicted that I was here to ask for accounts??? so I have grown.
Belch~~~
"Look at what you're saying, am I the kind of person who cares?"
Xiao Li didn't have time to pick up the stubble.
"Even if I am, then your Xiao Da idol is so affectionate and righteous, righteous and cloudy, flying immortals outside the sky, and immortals are ......"
"Ahem, ahem, no, in short, it's a person like you who has an A number, where do you need me to do such a two-B thing as debt collection, right?"
Xiao Lizao: For money, this product can automatically convert 108 faces in one second. If it weren't for the fact that he was born a few years later and went to the Western Regions for the Tang Dynasty State Visiting Group, where would there be Sun Wukong?
"Sister Jiao said, let's get together tonight and have a reunion dinner again, which is not only to go to the wine, but also to welcome the New Year. ”
"No, I know that you also slept in the open at night, and the little one specially picked up this big chicken leg and trotted over to honor you. ”
"Let's put it on first, and then wait for the big dinner in the evening. ”
"Don't. Xiao Da Idol waved his hand, "I'm different from you." ”
"I'm still angry, and I don't have any appetite at all. ”
"Ouch, you're angry. Didn't it have been explained clearly just now - those who should have been beaten have been beaten, and those who should have been scolded have also been scolded. ”
"Look at the clams, although we had a bad time last night, fortunately, the two of them didn't have a good time. ”
"What's more, our brothers are here now, what about them, the evil retribution has just begun!"
"So far, the matter has been settled perfectly, isn't it worth a big meal for us to celebrate?"
"Cut~~~"
Who's good with your brothers?! Lao Tzu is angry with you.
Xiao Li raised Erlang's legs early and lazily rested his head on the back of the sofa.
"Just now, you were still righteous and stern, and you looked like you couldn't be led by your pig teammates, and now, all of a sudden, you came to me again. ”
"Tsk, Daddy, what do you say. Just now, I just had a fierce hand-to-hand fight with my opponent, and I was physically and mentally exhausted, hungry and cold, and I really couldn't laugh. ”
"Gotta it, don't explain. ”
"Let's do this, put it on others, I may still be puzzled, you, hehe, except for the face of money, what else can make you change your face instantly?"
As he spoke, he reached out his arm and took the box that had been prepared on the coffee table earlier.
"Well, when you go out, Gu's mother will bring a few more mobile phones with her for backup, you take this first, and when you go back to China, I will buy you the latest fruit machine." ”
Jiang Zimu gnawed a chicken leg until there was no shredded meat left, his front teeth were like vices, and then he bit off the crispy bone on the top with a click, and then rolled on the paper towel with one hand, and took the box directly, without being polite.
"Inside, there's no private news, right?"
"Gu's mother is empty, you can use it with confidence. ”
"As long as it doesn't hinder Sister Gu's work, then don't buy anything new, I'll just use this." ”
"Oh, goddess, are you so diligent and thrifty? If that's the case, do you want any lost work expenses, medical examination fees, nutrition expenses, mental damage expenses, etc.?"
"Don't want it, don't want it, why are you embarrassed to let the gold owner's father break the bank. ”
Jiang Zimu's kitten eyes were all kinds of trickles, and a big professional smirk appeared on his face, "Dear, I don't need anything about what you just said." ”
"Even this mobile phone, I was forced to be helpless, so I reluctantly came to your side to ask for an emergency. ”
I see you're smiling a lot.
"It's just that I'm here, that's it...... There's another thing I'd like to discuss with you. ”
Xiao Lizao: Hehe, night owls enter the house and come to have nothing to do. Lao Tzu still can't see through you?
"No, no way, forgetit, noway!!"
"I haven't said what it is!"
"Fan Bean Cohabitation Reality Show - In a word, I, Xiao Li, have long been dead, and I will never be right for this mouthful! You are one or two, whoever wants to go will go, I won't serve anyway. ”
Jiang Zimu snorted in his nostrils, and while Xiao Li was not paying attention, he secretly grimaced.
"Cut~~~ The reality show thing, put it first. ”
Sooner or later, the old lady will be able to convince you to participate!
"I'm not here because of that. ”
"Huh?"
Xiao Da Idol was inexplicably a little surprised.
What's the matter, it's not because of reality shows, but ...... Could it be ...... You are a 10,000-year-old iron tree Jiang Zimu, and finally with my perseverance and never give up, that ...... Think......
Forehead drop god, is the New Year's wish so effective? Is this Langfu a feng shui treasure land that is unique to the creation of gods and horses?
Hey, hey, thinking about it like this, it's a little shy-the little chicken paw who came to confess to me with a big chicken leg, you Jiang Zimu is the only one in the sky and on the earth!
The chicken leg said: Why do you play so much. Didn't you just refuse the appointment of the reality show without any turn, but you habitually refused but don't remember why you refused? But I stayed in the cave for a night, why, I have already thrown the curse of the god woman and the poison of life Gu out of the nine days? Die or not!
The chicken leg was tired, looked at Jiang Zimu, or decided to have a bowl of water flat, and scolded on both sides: But yes, normal people, especially normal women, who would not be ashamed to knock on the door of the cosmic beauty god with a mouth full of oil?
The brain circuits of the two of you are a match made in heaven, and they are a perfect match.
"Gotta sigh," Xiao Lizao suddenly got up, no matter whether it was greasy or greasy, he reached out and snatched the chicken leg that Jiang Zimu was holding.
"Let's talk about things, let's talk about things. ”
"Actually, I'm here this time to thank you. ”
"I was able to come back smoothly from the mountains, thanks to your care and care. ”
"Thank you!"
Xiao Lizao: Forehead...... I don't know how to pick up such a serious topic.
"Also, thank you again for the gift you brought me. ”
"Huh?"
Shaw's short-term memory auto-cleaning disorder.
"It's that box of stuffed animals. ”
"Oh. ”
"I, I've already told Sister Gu just now, I booked a ticket for the return trip tomorrow evening......
"Gu's mother said, our big army will leave early the day after tomorrow, can't you join us?"
"No, no, no. ”
Hearing this, Jiang Zimu was so frightened that he waved his hand again and again.
"Your old world shooting has finally come to an end, and you have returned home safely. The girls in the jujube forest want to cry during the day and at night, and they are looking forward to it to death or life. ”
"There must be a pick-up, even if the itinerary is confidential, there will eventually be a station brother and sister who live at the airport. ”
"Me...... Hehe, you get the idea. ”
I'm scared, I'm afraid.
Xiao Li took a look at the big chicken leg in his hand, it was not fragrant, and the meat was suddenly not fragrant.
"Co-author, because you know that I will fly the day after tomorrow, so you specially bought a ticket one day earlier, do you have to be ahead of me?"
Wow, this deep sense of betrayal.
Jiang Zimu: Full score for logic, but don't care about those details.
"Ahem, no, Ming'er will leave, I just thought, what should I do with the big box of toys you gave me. ”
"After thinking about it for a long time, I finally came up with a good idea. ”
"Although the thing was given to me, I can decide where it goes, but after all, it is your father's pocket. This is an emotional, ceremonial gift, and I have to discuss it with you before I can take the next step. ”
"What do you mean? Are you going to resell it? Or are you going to give it away for free? Anyway, listening to your tone, do you plan to bring it back to Xiangcheng?"
Jiang Zimu: Big brother, are you stupid? Hundreds of plush toys, I'm afraid that the customs will reasonably suspect Lao Tzu of smuggling, is it good?
"Dear, I am especially grateful that you can still think of me in a foreign land, but there are so many things, I really can't go back. ”
"You send international mail, and I pay. ”
Jiang Zimu: There is money to burn.
"It's not...... The point is, even if I ship it back to Xiangcheng, I won't be able to use that big box of toys alone. ”
"Besides, you've bought me all the gifts, where can I let you pay for the postage? ”
"Otherwise, everyone will share a point, and ask each team member to bring a few, won't they all take it back? It's faster than mailing it, and it doesn't cost more. ”
"Main...... There are several large items, which take up space in packing, and it is inconvenient to consign......"
"What's more, after going around the earth, the staff also have souvenirs they want to bring back to China, which is not good ......"
Xiao Li suddenly reached a friendship with the major screen bosses at this moment, and waved his hand, "Just say okay, listen to me!"
"Listen to your sister!"
Jiang Zimu stood up with a snort, took two steps with a snort, and walked in front of Xiao Da Idol.
"Can you be a little more virtuous and don't block your team members at every turn?"
Thinking of the desolate and weak, pitiful and helpless back of Gao Dashan and a group of muscular warriors transporting the cheese hot dog machine, Jiang Zimu couldn't help but burst into tears.
"It's going to hit our teammates in a fancy way - people have been following you for half the world, and your working hours are also busy going in and out for a moment, and you can't just raise your hand and let others go?"
Xiao Lizao: Anyway, I'm not a good person inside and out?
Jiang Zimu paused, and suddenly remembered that he had come to "discuss", the corners of his mouth trembled slightly, and he was busy lowering his volume.
"Besides, hehe, I haven't even said my plan, can you always decide after listening to it?"
Xiao Da Idol arched his hand, "Say, Ke Jin'er said." ”
"I, don't I come to Langfu often, here, there is a secret base of mine - ordinary people, I don't tell him......"
"Pick the point. ”
"That is, there is a small school not far from here, and the neighbors near the hostel usually send their children there. ”
"It's a school, but it's not large, there aren't many people, and there's only a lot of things that children can use for recreation......"
"Come on," before Jiang Zimu finished speaking, Xiao Da Idol had already stood up.
"It's set, send!"
Jiang Zimu looked at the man in front of him with a mouth, and bit the beautiful and plump chicken leg out of a perfect arc, saying that different is different, why is this chicken leg like taking pictures of a restaurant pictorial?
Xiao Da Idol bypassed Jiang Zimu, shook the chicken leg in his hand, and walked out of the steps that the six relatives did not recognize.
"Clams, now...... You're not going to rest?"
"Actually, I called a few people, and I became a ...... in the past"
"I'm chattering, keep up. ”
forced the king to go out on patrol, and the idlers avoided it. Please watch the crowd give the chicken thighs their due row.
"By the way, when I return to China, I will place an order online and help you buy a full set of Hajia Barbie dolls!"
Jiang Zimu: This ...... Tsk, smart for handsome.