181. The Best New Year's Gift (1)
Pushing a bicycle and carrying a large box of toys, the two of them didn't walk fast, chatting all the way, and arrived at their destination in less than ten minutes.
As soon as he arrived at the door, Jiang Zimu walked straight to the communication room, lifted his carry-on bag, and touched the contents to come out.
"Handsome guy, I'm here again. ”
"Hey, wood. You're coming to see me again so soon?"
As he spoke, the man walked out of the room slowly.
Xiao Li took a look at it earlier, hey, this silver-haired old man, is Laos's policy of delaying retirement so ruthless?
Gee.
"Oh," Jiang Zimu handed the box he took out forward, "When we met last week, I said that I would help you bring the latest hearing aids from Huaguo." ”
"This ...... So fast?"
The old man was a little confused.
"Where is it fast, I still hate the holiday explosion, and the logistics are slow. ”
"That'...... How much is this?"
Jiang Zimu frowned, stuffed the box into the other party's arms, and pretended to be angry with his waist.
"Handsome guy, don't make trouble. Didn't you say that I gave you a New Year's gift?"
"No...... Not good......"
"Am I going to be angry?"
The old man looked at Jiang Zimu's wrinkled little face, and then smacked the cute "threat" in her voice that lacked confidence and coquettish blessings, shook his head, and couldn't help laughing.
"And also," Jiang Zimu pulled into his bag again, "This and this, remember to take it back to your beautiful family." ”
Although I couldn't understand what the two people in front of me were talking about, Xiao Lizao's eyes were not bad, and he looked at it, hey, Jiang Zimu took a copy of the cosmetics that Gu Suixin gave her, which was really economical.
"Tell your beautiful woman to strengthen maintenance. Otherwise, it would be dangerous to let a handsome guy like you go to work outside alone and show up every day. ”
"Give her a sense of urgency - tell her that even though she looks like she's fifty years old now, use this, and I'll come back in a year, she'll have to be as young and beautiful as I am!"
What he said sounded like a spur and a resentment, but in fact, he praised the old couple openly and secretly. It can be seen that you want to promote the first and suppress the skills.
The old man continued to shake his head, hehehehe
"That'...... Come home with me for dinner in the evening?"
Jiang Zimu pursed his lips and was cautious, "I told Sister Jiao tonight, I will return to China tomorrow." ”
"Again. helped us so much, but didn't even give us a chance to reciprocate. ”
"Nonsense!" Jiang Zimu's kitten eyes were boneless, "What is the best gift for you?"
"That is, every winter when I come to Langfu, I can see you two and chat with you like now. ”
"In the new year, we must continue to be healthy and happy!"
When the toy box was placed in the most conspicuous place at the door of the cultural and sports classroom, Jiang Zimu squatted to the side like a little toad, and then stretched out his hand into the box reluctantly, squinting and feeling the soft touch of the fine plush rubbing his arm.
"Reluctant to send it?"
Jiang Zimu opened his eyes, glanced at Xiao Lizao on the side, and pursed his lips, "It's true." ”
"This is a box full of Hajia toys! This is the New Year's gift that the invincible Xiao Da Aidou of the universe spent a lot of money and brought back from thousands of miles of human flesh!"
"Cut. ”
Xiao Da idol stroked his hair by inertia, "Come less." ”
"You, there's only one mouth left on your whole face. ”
Thinking about the conversation with the janitor that Jiang Zimu roughly translated for himself just now, Xiao Lizao felt that the girl in front of him was simply a rainbow fart output machine.
Jiang Zimu didn't pay attention to Xiao Lizao, his eyes blinked, and he stared at the box for a long time. Eventually, a pocket penguin doll that was less than the size of a palm was picked out.
"I'm going to keep one for myself, it's a good New Year's luck. ”
As soon as the words fell, he got up slowly.
"Thank you for the gift from the owner's father. ”
"Please close the lid of the gift box. ”
Thinking of the joy of the children when they found out that this box full of gifts, the corners of Jiang Zimu's mouth began to turn up uncontrollably.
Watching Jiang Zimu slowly walk forward talking to himself, Xiao Lizao's eyes rolled, and while no one noticed, he hurriedly fumbled in the toy box.
That little penguin, I remember buying several of them. Why can't I find it for a while?
No, no, I want to get one too, and I have to match it with the goddess as a couple accessory.
......
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Jiang Zimu turned his head coldly, so frightened that Xiao Li almost sat on the ground with a fart. In a panic, he pinched the corner of the lid of the box with one hand, held the edge of the gift box with the other, and finally stood up with a hard leg.
"I didn't ...... It's nothing. ”
"I... I put things in order. ”
As he was talking, Xiao Da Idol finally caught a glimpse of a jio of the same little penguin, probed his index finger and hooked the target, and then, the chicken thief smiled, and by the way, he stuffed the doll into a loose wide-legged pants pocket.
As soon as he turned around, Xiao Lizao's smile instantly froze - who knew that Jiang Zimu was holding his arms and staring at himself stunned not far away?
喲~~~
"Huh...... Hehe......"
Xiao Da Idol was nervous, the black in front of him was not black, the white in his mind was really white. subconsciously turned the gift box in his hand a few times, and touched his trouser pocket with his ears covered, and the whole person suddenly exaggerated a few inexplicable dance steps.
It's the kind of beauty that is nervous and not very coordinated.
"How?"
"Is there a break-in period for prosthetics?"
Jiang Zimu spit out coldly, but he didn't take it to heart.
"It's coming, it's coming. ”
Xiao Lizao patted his chest, glanced at the back in front of him, twisted his face to cover the gift box, and then inserted it in his pocket with one hand, and the deer's eyes narrowed into two arched bridges.
Following Jiang Zimu slowly to the corner of the school, Xiao Da Idol did the same, sat on another simple swing, stretched his long legs forward, licked his lips, and always glanced to his side inadvertently.
"Goddess, how often do you come here?"
"Hmm. Every time I come to Langfu for the winter, I always have to come over a few times. ”
"Alone?"
"Or else?"
Xiao Li pursed his lips early, "This Langfu is not big or small, and it is not small to say small." What can be played and seen, let alone such an inconspicuous little school. ”
"I'm just curious, why are you here when you have nothing to do?"
Jiang Zimu smiled, "This is an ideal in the world!"
What the hell?
"Do you know what my greatest wish is?"
Xiao Da Idol didn't even need to move his brain, he just opened his mouth.
"Get the money!"
"I'm such a vulgar person......"
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Zimu scratched his head to himself, "Oh, it's really, hehe." ”
"However, making money is the way to achieve my ideals, but it is not my ultimate desire in life. ”
"Tell you, I, but I want to be ......"
Xiao Lizao: The man who became the king of the pirates?
"I'm the one who wants to be the proprietress of the school commissary!!"
Well??? just... That's it???
Jiang Zimu's small face was slightly on one side, and he glanced at Xiao Lizao.
"When I make enough money, I will wash my hands from the golden basin of metaphysics, and from then on, I will stay incognito, withdraw from the rivers and lakes, find a small school in a small place, and contract a commissary. ”
"When the time comes, I will sell chicken feet and spicy noodles, pencil eraser workbooks. Small profits but quick turnover, Tong Su is not bullied. ”
"If the business is bleak and you can't make money, then develop some side jobs - what kind of homework on behalf of you, fake parents' signatures, disguise parent-teacher conferences, tsk, just our skills, these businesses, to ensure that the supply exceeds demand. ”
Xiao Lizao: What can I say?
"Of course, we are also people with a sense of mission. On weekdays, you can also feed stray cats and dogs at school and fight school bullying. If any teacher has a headache and brain fever, I, Jiang Zimu, can also smile slightly and take the lead in the class. ”
If I really want to let Mr. Jiang give a lecture on stage, I'm afraid that the admission rate is not a dream!
"I was in a good mood, and one second I talked to the principal about the rent for dozens of hundreds, and I was so angry that I jumped to my feet with my three-inch tongue; the next second, with a wave of my hand, I withdrew tens of millions from the bank to subsidize poor students, improve and improve the teaching environment, and cut my aunt and grandmother without blinking!"
"In a word, whether it is intellectual or financial, I will become a sweeping monk in the school!!"
Immortal, eternal.
Xiao Li was speechless for a long time by Jiang Zimu's bold words, the corners of his mouth trembled slightly, and he struggled for a long time, and finally held back a sentence, "Goddess, there is ...... There is pursuit!"
DEI is not only a pursuit, but also an extremely detailed and life-oriented pursuit.
Think about it, if you conduct a street interview, hand the wheat to passers-by, and ask millions or even tens of millions of people, I am afraid that you will not be able to find a strange "life ideal" like Jiang Zimu.
"That ......"
"How much money is enough to support your ultimate desire?"
Jiang Zimu didn't think about it, and a finger popped up straight up.
"Clams?"
"Small goals, small goals hehe. ”
Xiao Lizao: Okay, 100 million.
Jiang Zimu: People, you have to have dreams, if you don't try, you don't know what wishful thinking is.