Jiang Zimu: "Actually, this... Is...... My boyfriend, though, he's not... It's not Xiao Lizaoha. It is...... Celebrity face... Well, yes, it's just a celebrity face. ”

Matthew: I'll just watch you make it up.

After ten minutes of relative silence, Jiang Zimu's IQ was already hovering on the verge of exploding on the spot.

"That...... Really, if you don't believe me, I'll make a video...... yes, I'll make a video call to prove it to him!"

The corners of Jiang Zimu's lips trembled a little, and he swallowed slowly, and the following consequences were already listed between the lightning and flint:

A. I'm very arrogant and busy, maybe I'm still on the show, and I don't have time or mood to answer my calls. - So that Matthew will still think that I lied to him.

B. answered the phone very arrogantly, understanding that this girl was in deep trouble, and she was in trouble and rescued the emergency. - Even if he has this kind intention, I'm afraid he doesn't have this IQ. (This option is crossed out)

C. answered the phone very arrogantly, and it took a lot of effort to figure out that this girl was in trouble, and then ...... Hin Hi Sen's fall into the well was accompanied by a taunt. - Hehe, not only will I not be able to appease the pony when the time comes, but I will also leave a handle for me to laugh at any time in the future.

Tut-tut, after such a weigh, Jiang Zimu felt that no one could go further than himself on the road of pitting himself. The despair in my heart at the moment is like being in a tense red chicken qualifying match, but I twisted my face and found myself alone surrounded by four elementary school students.

Jiang Zimu pouted, laughing more ugly than crying, "What else can I do?

"Hey, Lady Goddess, why is it so coincidental? I was about to call you. ”

Jiang Zimu glanced at the screen, his pupils were a little dilated, he covered the lens with one hand, and his other wrist was weak, and his strength was loosened, and with a snap, he threw the phone face down on the dining table.

"Don't talk about the mobile phone, as soon as the very arrogant face appeared, the old lady was so scared that her head almost fell off. ”

Xiao Lizao lay on the recliner in front of the hotel's floor-to-ceiling window, one arm resting under his head, and the other arm holding the mobile phone and moving far and near twice.

"What is this goddess doing? The screen is black? Uh, no, it looks like she put her phone on the table. ”

Xiao Li pouted early, and his anger value increased by one.

"Do you want me to eat ashes, or do you want me to hit a wall?"

As soon as he finished roaring at this voice, Xiao Lizao's ears shook like rabbits, and he leaned up into the sky, and heard a gentle northeast accent with funny blessings faintly coming from the mobile phone.

"Amu ......"

Pander to... Pander to... Amu?

Xiao Li didn't have time to distinguish it carefully, but he saw the mobile phone screen flashing, and then displayed "End of call" in several big words that hurt his self-esteem.

Silent and silent for two minutes, Xiao Lizao looked at the video chat record just now, and what lingered in his mind was not the affectionate "Amu" just now, but a man who called his nickname - "Hulk" angrily.

"Wait, when did I get a nickname?"

"Just now. ”

"Oh. Xiao Lizao covered his face with his big hand, and instantly understood the hard-won success of this new name, "Yes, yes, I am not only green, but also giant green." ”

Well deserved, touching the world!

I didn't have time to think about why, but when I heard a man next to Jiang Zimu calling her name, she had to tie herself to the big proposition of environmental protection, and she didn't even dare to think about it, why did she, an "outsider" without sovereignty, classify that person as "self-inflicted without asking" when he heard another "outsider" not calling Jiang Zimu's full name, and immediately had the idea of an offer fight. Hang me up again?"

At this end, Jiang Zimu's little head was full of great confusion: the matter has come to this point, how can he not hurt others, but also admit that he lied?

"Pony...... Actually......"

"Buzz~Buzz~Buzz~"

Jiang Zimu's nerves resonated with the mobile phone on the table for three minutes.

"Death is death. ”

"Hey~ha... Hani~"

These words came out at the same time as Xiao Lizao's sentence "Goddess, do you believe it, I will take your ...... thousands of miles away".

It's a pity that Xiao Da Idol's "take your dog's life" hasn't been said yet, and it was instantly neutralized by the crispy, numb, glutinous, and sweet "honey".

"Look, ponies, I'm ...... My male... Man...... He called back. ”

Void of heart, void of heart with a capital letter.

Xiao Lizao looked through the screen at Jiang Zimu, who was suffering from muscle tics on one side, and Matthew, who naturally curled pale pupils and opened his mouth wide but couldn't speak, for a moment, it was as if he had gone back in time, taking himself back to the day when he was caught by his own brother and sister-in-law and the illegitimate dinner duo a month ago. Because except for that time, I have never heard Jiang Zimu call himself so tenderly and sweetly.

The classic example of being rich and being "obscene" is the famous line of the famous actor who once sacrificed himself to create (repay) a blessing (recovery) society?

"Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and heaven is a good reincarnation".

"Honey, you're broken, you didn't give the Lun family a morning call today. ”

Maternal fetal solo, I haven't been coquettish much, what's wrong with it, you always bear with me.

Xiao Li's spine chilled earlier, and he straightened up from the recliner coldly, and looked at his hairy arms unabashedly, feeling that Jiang Zimu in a state of snorting looked like an attacking porcupine covered with thorns.

"There's... Something to say...... "Goddess, do you know that if you talk like this, you will be punished by God?"

Jiang Zimu puffed out his cheeks and clasped his hands into balls, "Bad bad, hum, the Lun family is angry." ”

Xiao Lizao also clenched his hand into a fist in an instant, and waved it in front of the camera very (fierce) and (evil) (evil) cultivation (evil): Dear, you should have some misunderstanding about coquettishness, right?

Seeing this, Jiang Zimu didn't hide this little temper.

"What's the matter, do you want to be domestic violence?" As soon as these words came out, Jiang Zimu's round kitten eyes blinked, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he deliberately drew Xiao Lizao's gaze to Matthew.

"If you bully someone, the dog son of the three baby Bebe will not agree. ”

Jiang Zimu: In the case, your old face is all changed by IQ, and my words are better to be clear. If you can't wake you up by moving your sled, then I can only say that your old IQ is really not as good as a pig and a dog.

"Sweetie, why don't you speak?" "Is it too big a shock, and you still don't understand what's going on?"

In the next second, Xiao Lizao smiled softly, his fists still clenched, "I'm thinking, is it better to make a victory gesture next, or to make a high five with you across the screen." ”

Jiang Zimu: yes, you got my meaning faster than I expected. Oh, no, you're a stingy guy, don't you take advantage of the fire?

“Hey Bro， Let’s do the fist – bump!” While speaking, Jiang Zimu also clenched his fist and lightly bumped it on the camera, his fist touched his fist, which was quite Western-style bromance.

Xiao Lizao: Well, fist = zero egg, it's the hard-nosed iron rooster I know.

"Say, why did you hang up immediately after the phone was connected just now?" Xiao Li took the lead in getting to the point, and finished work early.

"Well, that, pony, let me introduce you, this is me...... Man...... Man...... I... My boyfriend!" In the last four words, Jiang Zimu was uncharacteristically mushy.

"Huh?" Xiao Li had already seen that Jiang Zimu was half-covered by his long black hair, showing his face from time to time to brush his ears, and felt that it was red, and it should be ripe.

"What are you talking about? The signal is not good, I didn't hear clearly. ”

Jiang Zimu subconsciously knocked his upper and lower teeth a few times, and an old song sounded in his ears, "I should be under the car, not in the car."

I have long thought that this very arrogant person will take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to tease and tease himself, it's a pity, Xiao Da Idol can't surprise him? Hey, Jiang Zimu felt aggrieved, carefully calculated that in the past twenty-four years, when had he fallen so much on the issue of the relationship between men and women?

"I didn't say anything, you're hallucinating. Jiang Zimu was a little angry, and drank a glass of fresh orange juice in seconds, then wiped his mouth, and put the cup in the center of the dining table with strength, and with a "snap" sound, it awakened Matthew's remaining consciousness.

"Yes...... It's Shaw... Early, Xiao early?"

"It's Amu... Wooden ...... Man... Man... Boyfriend?"

Xiao Lizao: What's the drop, do you think Chinese is hot?

Jiang Zimu also glanced at Matthew beside him, and then rolled out a cherry pill-style white eye, "Dear, what kind of pious action are you trying to make with your ten fingers crossed?"

Matthew: It's as lucky as leaving a message for an idol on WB and getting turned over. In the vast sea of people, how did I get lucky enough to meet the girlfriend of the big star Xiao Lizao?

Jiang Zimu's cheeks twisted in the opposite direction, sighed, shrank his little hand to his chest, and waved his hand at Xiao Lizao very covertly: Big brother, don't admit that you are Xiao Lizao.

"Pony, this is really not Xiao Lizao, it's... It's just a star face, and it looks alike. ”

Xiao Lizao pursed his lips, the corners of his lips hooked, and asked Matthew, "So, she told you that I am his boyfriend?"

"Yes, yes. "So what are you? No, no, no, no, I care more about whether you are Xiao Lizao than whether you are Amu's boyfriend or not.

"Tut-tut. ”

Jiang Zimu raised his eyes, imprinted all the ironic and powerful uncle on the screen under his eyes, and took a long breath, feeling that his life was about to come to an end.

"Goddess, you tell outsiders, I," Xiao Lizao pointed a finger at his nose, "I'm your boyfriend?"

"Clam clam clam clam clam clam clam clam clam

Jiang Zimu plucked his nostrils, and the only reason he had left was used to suppress the urge to pour the lemonade on the table across the screen Xiao Lizao's face.

"No, the mobile phone is your own mobile phone, and it is you who is distressed when it is broken. ”

"Oh, I'm ...... this little temper," Jiang Zimu had already begun to roll his eyes and roll up his sleeves.

"Yes, I'm her boyfriend. ”

"I'm sorry, I got a little carried away. ”

"My dear family, I am finally willing to admit my relationship with me in front of outsiders!"

Onlookers watched Matthew change color and be confused.

"Ahem...... cough cough. Jiang Zimu was anxious and took out a tissue, covered his face, and coughed darkly.

"Amu...... Are you alright?"

"Ahem, no... It's okay, accidentally... ...... by saliva Choked. ”

"Oh yes, I'm Xiao Lizao. "It's obviously a plot of three people, why don't Lao Tzu universe invincible idols deserve a name?

"Poof~" Jiang Zimu's chest gradually stopped rising and falling, and this time, she walked very peacefully.

"Sugar, didn't you say that Matthew was your good friend when you called before? ”

"I know, you are in the way of my star status, but now fans are very rational in chasing stars, and between friends, there is no need to hide it, you say yes, little brother?" Xiao Li looked at Matthew earlier, looking at Jiang Zimu, who was tilting his head and lying on the dining table, with a tissue sticking to his face and not taking it off, inexplicably wanted to change from popular pop music to bel canto nation, and sang a song "Today is a good day" with emotion.

"Pony, as my girlfriend's best friend, you're supposed to help keep it a secret, right?"

Matthew: Authentic seal, verbal certification. Here, I feel sorry for myself for 30 seconds, and I feel sorry for my old sister for 3 minutes.

"I ...... Even if I say it, no one will believe me. ”

Xiao Lizao looked at Jiang Zimu, who was speechless and motionless, and couldn't help but be in a good mood, the drama was on his body, and his voice was full of emotion, "I told Mu Mu a long time ago, her face, it must be super inconvenient to travel alone." ”

"It's good to have you on this trip, I appreciate helping to take care of it. ”

Matthew: Is he scolding me or complimenting me?

"I'm busy participating in talent shows for a while, I really can't take care of it, maybe Mu Mu is bored, so I want to go out for a walk. ”

"Actually, I didn't mention it, let her go to the studio with me to watch the scene. But you also know that I went to the show as a mentor, Mu Mu said that she didn't want to be called "master" and "master" in the background, because her seniority was too high, and it was easy to be called old. Women, we men have to be understanding and considerate of this little bit of caution. ”

Yes, it's already an open secret in the circle that the two of you are in love? Just hide it from our group of heart-to-heart fans? The call lasts for five minutes, and the crash lasts for two hours. Distressed PLUS, my old sister's youth is too painful.

"Poof~" Jiang Zimu slammed his arm as if stressed, and in the next second, he put it down without a soul, "It's dead, let's burn paper." ”

Looking at Matthew's distracted eyes, Xiao Lizao slammed his face in front of the camera, "Don't you still believe that I am Xiao Lizao?" Otherwise, I'll sing a song to prove it?"

Matthew: No, no. Your face is a golden signboard. Where in this world is there a star face that looks like Xiao Lichu earlier than Xiao Li? It takes an old nose to make you a god, and if you have more one, you want to exhaust him to death?

"Excuse me, excuse me......" Matthew stood up tremblingly, nodded to Xiao Lizao first, and then said to Jiang Zimu who was slumped on the table at the speed of catching a plane, "Amu, I've been really happy these two days." When you have the opportunity to come to our house, you must contact me, and I will be the east. ”

As soon as he heard this, Jiang Zimu quickly flicked the tissue on his face and said, "Matthew, thank you." You are also welcome to come to China. ”

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu raised his little hand and waved it forward very childishly, and at the moment when he was about to lower his eyebrows, he still saw Matthew's lonely back, Jiang Zimu paused, raised his eyebrows sharply and said again: "Little pony, you are really a great friend." ”

"I believe that in the near future, you will definitely be a great, wonderful and irreplaceable boyfriend for a super girl who saves the world!"

"That," Jiang Zimu glanced at Xiao Lizao on the screen with affection, and his acting skills were extraordinary, "Last time, before I beat away the little monster to save all mankind, God also told him so. ”

Xiao Lizao: Oops... Oops, yes, heart-pounding feelings.