At this time, Shen Zhu on the stage looked loveless, "Thank you for the joke just now, which made the atmosphere of the scene so lively." ”

"I'm so serious, you just take it as a joke?"

Shen Zhu's eyes were full of pleading: Daddy Zaozi, let me go, your words will lead the audience crookedly, in case you really count your injury on my head, I can't do it if I walked out of the radio and television building today and was beaten by your iron fans to GG.

"I mean, I sing so seriously," Xiao Li paused and raised his eyebrows and smiled at Shen Zhu, "You can't take my song as a joke." ”

"As for what I just said about the fight between fire and water, actually...... I'm just serious. ”

Shen Note: Thank you for keeping people under the strong sword.

The audience couldn't care whether Xiao Lizao and Shen Zhu were acting on the stage or not, anyway, it was over with a strong leaning forward and backward hahahaha.

It's a pity that the speaker is always unintentional, but the listener is inevitably intentional.

At this time, Jing Chong and Han Rang, who were waiting in front of the TV on time to watch the joke, heard sensitive words such as "five elements" and "master", and their brains moved faster than AI text review.

"Let you check ......"

"That Weibo big V, I really haven't found any useful clues. This time, Han Rang has already taken the initiative to answer at 6.

"However," before Jing Chong's storm was about to fall, Han Rang involuntarily closed his eyes, and the next sentence made the heavy rain instantly turn into a bright sun, "I have been wondering since the last time about Li Feng, Xiao Li has already found some master to help." There was an annual impact award before, and a draft mentor opportunity later, why has it always been his winning card that Xiao Li has been spinning in circles?"

"Besides, in the previous interview or something, when did you hear that kid mention the metaphysics of feng shui?"

Jing Chong was stunned, and immediately followed, "What do you mean, is he trapping that big V?"

Han Rang waved his hand: Big brother, can we get out of the box of big V. Can't you be more open-minded, bold, and creative?

"I mean, behind Xiao Lizao, there may be some master, this is not the same thing as that Weibo big V. "That "point soldier general", nine out of nine is a little Internet celebrity who has taken shit luck and has a face of hyaluronic acid. For example, when have you ever seen the White Dragon King online Xiti micro-business boss still selling Thai grass paste with a career and a family?

"Oh. Jing Chong nodded, unreliable imagination combined with untimely cold humor, lethal power.

"Perhaps, Xiao Li has a koi physique? Otherwise, it was a koi who secretly helped him?"

Han Rang: I told you a long time ago that it is good not to let Chengjing after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Boss, it's better to quit women, solidify Peiyuan, look at your kidney deficiency, your IQ has begun to disappear and you can't even go online.

Jing Chong thought about the whole process of "uncivilized ball control" last night, his spine was soft, his mouth was dry, and he yawned twice in a row.

"Regardless, the anti-fan campaign has been very successful. "—If the knife were two centimeters lower, it would be perfect.

"Moreover, the matter of the black powder attack is not over yet. "—The has to be stirred up.

Jing Chong stretched his waist again, lit a cigarette and took two puffs viciously, paused for a moment, "the most charismatic villain", brackets self-styled, this attribute finally raised its head, "Didn't he Xiao Li keep saying that human flesh murderers were not allowed? As an opponent, I definitely can't let him get his wish." ”

Han Rang flattered him with his sycophant skills, "At this point, I also thought of it, and arranged for someone to find out the bottom of the murderer early." ”

"But...... I'm afraid that the information that comes out of this human flesh will have to be false and real and avoid the important and light. ”

"Toss it up as you want, as long as you don't let Xiao Li have a good time. ”

Han Rang's eyes flashed, showing the villain's good self-cultivation, "Then I will have the skill to push the waves, according to the materials dug up now, the wicked still have the wicked to grind, but I am afraid that Xiao Li will not have good fruits to eat." ”

It's a pity that the heavens don't fulfill people's wishes, at this end, Xiao Li, who was on the show scene, was already nibbling on the sweet fruit and was not too carefree.

"Your voice makes me suspect that the judges of the preliminary round are most likely covered by a supernatural ghost. ”

"You came to participate in the draft of the members of the men's group, but you openly stumbled on the stage for your own dancers, except for an unbelievable sentence and another sentence, you expect me to say something else?"

"As the first trainee to bring a mix of songs, narration and dance to the stage, I must say that I appreciate your innovation and courage. However, for a stage actor whose acting skills are similar to that of an ant who has a race walk, but he has to slap a swollen face and become fat, my most refined comment is only those four words......"

"Walk slowly, don't send. ”

......

Uncle Choreographer: Yes, yes, the leader of the station has ordered, the big star is injured and holding his breath here, and the first scene of his return must make him happy. For now, according to his temperament, let's kill a few trainees to sacrifice to the sky, as for killing a few, we don't know, and we don't dare to ask.

glanced at the promise of support from the sidelines brought by the camera, and the choreographer's uncle touched his glasses, and he didn't know whether to praise Xiao Lizao's invincible personal charm, or to admire the Buddhist mind that promised to be killed but uncharacteristically not angry, and to cheer people on.

Jiang Zimu scratched his head, stared at the barrage on the fruit TV App that blocked the faces of the characters in the scene, and was eager to try, and decided to send a few practice hands.

New Idiom Interpretation:

Jujube out of the evening kneeling - as soon as Xiao Li appeared early, the younger generations had to kneel.

Zao Sheng's noble son - if Xiao Li lets you advance early, there is no doubt that you will definitely be a precious good seedling of Huayu.

Kidney Xiao Chenshang - I didn't think about it, I didn't explain.

As soon as these barrages appeared, a large number of them were sought after.

"Tian Xiu'er. ”

"I deeply agree with the previous one, and this last ...... What is the speed?"

"Put the baby down, this is not a car to kindergarten!"

"Discoloration confession, but I really don't really understand. ”

"What 'Kidney Xiao Chenshang', my jujube is just a 3-year-old child...... How do you ...... Why don't you pack him up for me and send him to bed? ”

"The night is long, the kidney is in the morning, the spring night is short, and the meaning is still unfinished. What am I talking about, I am gone. ”

Jiang Zimu watched the various gods unfold after that, and it seemed that he didn't realize that he had become "the first adult jujube blow in history".

Jiang Zimu: Who thinks so much, but I just think it's fun. Don't mess with your hats!

Turning his head to look at his watch, ten o'clock, fortunately, I can go to the restaurant for an omelette thirty minutes before the end of the breakfast buffet today.

In the face of the buffet, Jiang Zimu has always adhered to the code of conduct - take less and take often, and the eating and drinking principle that he has always believed in is - the best food is in the next bite. Because of this, every time she eats buffet, Jiang Zimu's mood is easily depressed, and the reason is that she will never be able to eat all the meals before her belly bursts.

"You shouldn't have burned this egg, it's a mistake. ”

"Spicy pork floss, egg yolk crisp and durian pizza, which one should I take?"

"Why don't you have tea eggs? ”

"The bacon is a little old, so it's time for the ham. ”

"Instead of salmon sushi, why not just take the salmon fillet? ”

......

Jiang Zimu inhaled the storm while thinking in fragments, and he didn't raise his head until he heard a sudden voice from the opposite seat in the standard Mandarin of the three eastern provinces, "Amu, what a coincidence." ”

"Poof~"

Jiang Zimu didn't need to raise his face, he knew that it was Matthew.

"When I returned to the hotel yesterday, I mentioned to you that today... I flew back to Rio. ”

"Well, thank you again for your help these days! ”

Matthew bit his lower lip, peeking at the calm and calm expression on Jiang Zimu's face from time to time, thinking in his heart, he didn't know which language to use to make his next backwater battle have a higher success rate.

"You see, we're really close to each other – you can meet at any hotel for breakfast. ”

"Actually, from the hotel occupancy rate, the time limit for the breakfast buffet, and the degree of understanding of each other's movements in the previous two days, it can be roughly deduced that the probability that we happen to have breakfast together at the same time is not as low as you think. ”

Jiang Zimu: I always thought that only girls liked to be in the pink bubbles in the sky, and YY and the person I liked were destined to be in love for three lifetimes, but I didn't expect that you boys also have such a strange brain circuit?

"That...... What I want to say is...... I would like to say......"

Without waiting for Matthew to say the main point, Jiang Zimu hurriedly swallowed the last bite of the sun egg, stared at Matthew's red face, and felt that it was better not to continue to carry out verbal bombardment.

Although it was inconvenient to speak, Jiang Zimu's eagerness to end this awkward conversation was already reflected in her action of reaching into her coat pocket and touching things.

Well, don't say anything, Golden Thimble warn!

Matthew's temper and self-cultivation are good, and he watched Jiang Zimu take out a thimble and put it on his left ring finger, and then nodded to himself very firmly.

"You're trying to get me out of trouble, aren't you?"

Jiang Zimu: Otherwise, you still have to accept a positive beating from society?

"Matthew, I'm not trying to indulge, I'm not prevaricating, what I want to say next is serious, so I hope you can listen carefully to your heart. ”

"You're really a boy who is so cute that you biang biang. Based on Jia Island, looking at the southern hemisphere, it can be described as apex in appearance, detox in character, max in popularity, and the whole person is six six six!"

Matthew: If it weren't for the fact that I often mingle with the Chinese Internet and am proficient in all kinds of trendy hot words, I would have to turn to the dictionary for half an hour just for the above sentence.

"However, I already have a boyfriend, which is something I've been emphasizing from start to finish. What's more important is that my relationship with him is stronger than Jin Jian and unbreakable. Jiang Zimu felt that it was time to perform another wave of beauty crit, rolled his wrist, and immediately fished the phone out of his pocket, with a face in his hand.

"Look at the ......"

Matthew sighed helplessly, and without waiting for Jiang Zimu's photo to be found, he had already intimately exposed the lie in advance.

"Is it okay for you to have a photo of Xiao Lizao?"

"Smack~" The once commanding king was beaten by the society.

Jiang Zimu subconsciously rubbed his face, closed his eyes, and felt that the next situation would not be very good.

"Uh...... You... Recognize...... "Weak, pitiful, helpless, but a lot of .jpg to eat."

Matthew shook his head, his heart was unwavering, and he even wanted to eat scrambled eggs with green peppers.

"Even if you want to reject me with celebrity photos, don't use such a famous international superstar, okay?" After all, the first person to take Xiao Lizao's photos to show me off the list was my old girl. Xiao Lizao is obviously my wild brother-in-law, okay?

What an epic large-scale fantasy realism stream-of-consciousness work that integrates ethics, bitterness, suspense, disaster, tearing, and house fighting!