Knowing that there is meat to eat, the audience is the most excited, and there is no one more than Jiang Zimu.

"Thank you, Aunt Xiang!" Jiang Zimu got up suddenly, and before Xiao Li could react, the person had already disappeared.

"God knows how much I want to eat the signature skewers of my alma mater's snack street every day!"

Jiang Zimu sat on the edge of the dining table, staring at the chisel in Aunt Xiang's hand in a daze, swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva in a row, took two pork belly skewers and put them on his nose a little, and inhaled fiercely.

"If it's fried, so much the better. Served with a secret dipping sauce, sprinkled with a layer of paprika, and wrapped in thick sesame seeds......"

"However, even if it is grilled, it is still fragrant. ”

While speaking, Jiang Zimu coughed softly in response to the situation, reached out and touched a cup of fat house water to moisten his throat, and in the face of Aunt Xiang's concerned eyes, he couldn't help squeezing a pair of cat eyes into two slits, "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's skewers, what you want is this kind of smoky market gas! cough cough, this is the taste and fun of life......

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Zimu felt that his calves were crispy and numb, a little itchy, a little hot, and an ominous premonition hit the stomach wall with a loud sound.

Well, it shouldn't be...... Not very good at ...... Not......

Looking down, well, the Xiao family's demolition team is really ready.

"Excuse me, which unknown cutie opened the door for them?"

Delay your aunt and grandmother's food, or a skewer in your heart, and see if the old lady doesn't reward you with a women's single?

As soon as these words came out, the weak, pitiful, helpless, but brainless promise instantly shrank under the table, and he didn't even dare to come out.

"Don't hide, I see you!"

"Division... Master, I heard from my aunt that you can... It's time to eat, so I thought, bring the two fools and the two flowers in together, and have a good time......"

No, I'm just a cute and loving little Nono with an IQ that is not as old as my age.

"Hehe, I want to have a reunion dinner," Jiang Zimu swallowed the not very elegant shielding words very carefully, gritted his teeth, and muffled his "face", "Wait for me to free my hand in a while, chop you up, mix it with some dog food, and the dogs in the whole villa area will eat and eat flowing water seats." ”

Promise: Woo, you are a girl's family, do you want to be so bloody and murderous?

"Uh...... It's not good, it's not good, or forget it," Jiang Zimu didn't wait for anyone to answer, he was already shaking his head, his face full of indecision.

"Master, I know...... You must be reluctant to let me be so... A well-behaved and sensible apprentice. ”

"Hehe, I'm mainly thinking about my neighbors, I'm afraid they'll sue me for animal cruelty. ”

Hey?

"Just like you, if the dog eats it, I'm afraid that it will lower the average IQ of the four-legged beasts in our entire villa area, or even more disastrous, the invasion of alien sand sculpture species will break the ecological balance of the community. In that case, I am a sinner in the whole community. ”

Jiang Zimu made a gesture of surrender with both hands, trying his best not to let the hot dog tongue of the second fool reach him. Look at the promise, and then look at Xiao Lizao, his nose is full of the fragrance of meat skewers, and he can smell it, but he can't eat it. Jiang Zimu pursed his mouth, and he was about to cry greedily, "The family is unfortunate, otherwise, you can still digest your inside." ”

At this time, the promise on the door, the cold sweat on the door of the head with the loose powder that surfaced out of the pores slid all the way, and when I looked at it carefully, it was like a mudslide. A frightened look smashed on Xiao Lizao's face, "Master, she's ...... Are you going to make me a barbecued pork bun?"

Didn't you just let the dog in? wouldn't you want my dog's life with you?

Xiao Lizao: "You just bear with it." As far as I know about your master, there are two active volcanoes in her world, and they erupt anytime and anywhere - one is called 'I can't eat the rice in my mouth', and the other is called 'I can't eat the rice in my mouth'. Oh yes, the lethality of the first one is obviously greater than that of the second, and it is simply devastating, leaving not an inch of grass left. ”

"I can't help you, you now worship the Buddha and chant the scriptures, and fight for character. ”

"Does it work?"

"Half a chance...... can make you look good when you die. ”

Jiang Zimu listened to the promise and muttered quietly to Xiao Lizao, although he couldn't hear clearly, but he thought about it with earwax, and he also knew that the dog would not be able to spit out ivory in his mouth.

"Little Nuonuo, you say, should I roast you and make up for your master's body, or should I give your master cold mix to make up your brain?"

As soon as these words came out, the most excited person was Xiao Da Aidou, who had always been unable to distinguish between good and bad words.

"Honey, what are you...... I think I'm smarter than anyone else, right?"

Hehe, the goddess who diss my IQ every day, there are times when I think my brain is useful, yes!

Promise, Quanle is at the same time black line: Please, what is your entry point? Which word or even radical in someone's sentence is praising you!

Jiang Zimu: "Dear, the focus of the second half of the sentence is right." ”

"What about the first half of the sentence?" blurted out at this time, it was actually the gentle, shy and introverted Kyoko.

"Forehead......" Jiang Zimu glanced at the visible fat on Xu Yue's body, and felt that the matter of his body was not obvious?

"Replenish your body, it means that your body is weak, so ......" Xu Yu looked at Xiao Lizao's eyes, and said secretly in his heart: Master, you won't be ...... It's useless, right?

As soon as this idea came to his head, Xu Yu was frightened by Xiao Li's action of breaking his finger joints, and he was stunned for a while, and then as if he had challenged the devil pepper, he rushed and choked out of his eyes and rushed to Tianlinggai: No, Master, you are going to borrow a knife to kill someone.

"Division...... Master...... Brother, dear brother, ......" promised a handful of snot and tears, and secretly reached out to hold Xiao Lizao's jeans leg tightly, and the output was all trembling, "I'm just a few years younger, my body is empty." You see the last time we were on the same stage, you were singing and dancing, and I was panting and screaming...... Physical... The difference in physical strength is very noticeable... Obviously, it's not good. ”

Xiao Li's eyes closed early, and he shook his head helplessly: Regret, now I regret it very much. Don't even think about it, there should be more than one promise on the road with a small broken car in your heart.

"Next time, I'll eat barbecue, brother, you have more lamb kidney, as the old saying goes, make up for the same place, and make up for the shape with the form, it works." ”

"That's right, when I get home, I'll bring you a few bottles of my old man's perfect tonic wine. Superb, rare and rare ......"

Quan Le was listening to the blind call that promised that there was no match, and then looked at Xiao Lizao's face that was blue and white for a while, and desperately clasped his two wrists with both hands, humming and smiling like the origin of pork belly, glanced at Gongzi, and said in a low voice, "Daughter-in-law, you did a good job!"

"You two, raise the volume a little. Can you be like a gentleman?" Jiang Zimu grumbled as he cushioned his feet.

Xiao Lizao & promised: EXO ME?, can you delay you for a few minutes, and first guide us two pure masters on how to "act like a gentleman"?

promised: "Master, that ...... That one... Next time, you buy more dried scallops and oysters, and besides, doesn't it mean that leeks are also very good? By the way, I heard that beef and mutton bones also have miraculous effects. ”

When Jiang Zimu heard this, he was stunned.

"What effect? What do you mean?"

Jiang Zimu glanced at the little expression on Xiao Lizao's face that was so aggrieved that he wanted to cry, and then looked at the strange reaction of Quan Lezheng and his wife who wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, and stopped talking, and quickly re-sorted out the back and forth of this conversation in his mind.

Half a minute later, Jiang Zimu put a skewer chisel against his skull, and a pair of big white eyes covered the sky and the sun on Xu Xu's body.

For Jiang Zimu, who has never been able to get a driver's license and can only drive bumper cars, but knows the theoretical basis for hitting the road, this reaction speed is not the best.

"Flower rub. Is what I said so ambiguous? Are you all driving in your heads, oh no, it's not driving anymore, it's just a group drag rac......ing, okay?"

Jiang Zimu's cheeks were a little hot, he pursed his lips, and his brain turned, but he smiled at the promise.

"Xiao Nuonuo, I suggest, don't call your fan group 'glutinous rice dumplings', there is nothing new. Simply, change the name and call it 'a promise thousand catties'. ”

"Yinuo... Daughter?" promised to turn on the repeater mode, "One promise, one daughter...... Well, this is good, and it's very tall. ”

Jiang Zimu pouted his cheeks and punched him hard, slapping him in the face and catching him off guard.

"Oh, by the way, a catty is a catty of two, not a gold of gold. ”

"You're all fat like this, why don't you lose weight quickly? Look at my dates, they're skinny, can you stew them and let my dates open and grow meat?"

Jiang Zimu looked at Xiao Lizao's deltoid muscles, and felt that his calves were probably not as thick as other people's arms. Thinking about it like this, I couldn't help licking my lips weakly: forehead...... Isn't that self-justifying? I don't think anyone will take my words to the topic of male dignity, which cannot be discussed publicly, right?

"Oh...... Oh......" Xu Promise lowered his head and casually pinched the floating flesh on his arm, "Is this what 'mending the body' originally meant? Is it that I understood crookedly from the beginning, or are you now making up for my master's face?"

Xu promised a heartless and heartless mutter, and he didn't see Xiao Lizao's eyes beside him dangerously like two cans of ice Coke that had just been shaken violently.

"Master...... Do you still want that perfect tonic wine?"

Jiang Zimu dodged and dodged against the attacking dog of the second fool, took a step back, took two steps forward, and slowly moved to the promise, "What kind of wine! Don't you hear of driving without drinking?"

"Ah, Master, no...... I didn't drive. ”

Jiang Zimu's neck bent slightly, and he shook his head helplessly, "Didn't you drive?" You first moved the wheel of the car that was rolling on your aunt's face back before you spoke. ”

Xu Promise rolled his eyes, "Brother, what does she mean?"

Xiao Lizao glanced at the promise in disgust, lowered his voice, and scolded softly: "You just drive in the direction of the kindergarten honestly, what kind of Qiuming Mountain can you climb?"

"Oh, oh!" Xu suddenly realized, and his voice was as low as a mosquito's humming, "the wine...... What the hell are you... Do you want it or not? My old man asked a master to make it, but he may not be able to buy it if he has money. ”

Hehe, I want your grandma.

Xiao Li had already felt that if he didn't end this topic, he would probably be so angry that he would faint on the spot, what else could he do?

"You're two hundred and five, are you really stupid?" Xiao Li lowered his head early and began to bite his ears with promise.

"As soon as your master asked, you can't resist death and refuse to admit it, and you must be sure that the dog learned to open the door and ran in by itself? Anyway, the dog can't speak human words, and you are still afraid of confronting it in the court?

promised to bury his head in his chest, and his face was full of disgust: In order to escape the accusations of his girlfriend, the top international idol was ruthless and let his pet take the blame? Two stupid, two stupid, as a husky, you have paid too much for this family.

Xiao Lizao leaned in slightly, and poked a finger on Xu Xu's head, "As a man, who is to blame for being so inexperienced in dealing with the enemy?"

Young, in the end still too young!

"Brother, do you think this is the reason?"

Quan Le on the side was blinking his innocent big eyes, first smiling gently at his wife, silently expressing his loyalty, and then slowly snorting at Xiao Lizao, "What are you talking about, I didn't understand." ”

Hehe, I didn't take the initiative to kick you into the pit and cover it with some soil, even if it was merciful, you little cub still want to pull me on my back?

A few people stared at each other in a stunned manner, and Erhua and Erya were about to capture the BBQ base camp.

Aunt Xiang is also patient, so she can talk about all kinds of persuasion, for a while it is "good, the dog can't eat heavy oil and salt", and for a while it is "haven't you fed the dog food at noon, you can't eat it anymore", the work in her hands is non-stop, and her mouth is non-stop, and she doesn't care whether she is a dog or not.

Jiang Zimu looked down at the two stupid huskies who were still leaning on his legs and begging for food, and felt that his foodie road was several times more difficult than ordinary people.

"Bhoo, belch, don't... Don't pounce on me again......" Jiang Zimu watched as the two big paws of the second fool put on his waist, and he hurriedly raised the bamboo skewer in his hand to a higher place.

Seeing this, Xiao Li stood up with a bang, the soles of his slippers were like springs, and in the blink of an eye, the kung fu man had already jumped to Jiang Zimu's side.

Jiang Zimu only felt that a figure flashed in front of him, and then a bunch of strings were stuffed in his hand, and in the next second, the whole person was empty under his feet, and he was lifted into the air in a daze.

Forehead......

Jiang Zimu was stunned for half a minute, pulled his eyes to look at Quan Lezheng and his wife sitting on the side and Xu Xu who was shrinking at the table, his eyes closed, and then looked at the hoarse second fool with a howl of question marks on his face, and finally, finally set his eyes on Xiao Lizao's eyelashes that grew to the sky and the eyebrow bones that bulged just right.

"That ......" vigorously... A miracle?

"Why are you stunned?

"Oh, oh. At this time, Jiang Zimu, on the one hand, felt that she had undergone an unprecedented blow to reduce intelligence, and on the other hand, she admired that such a simple and crude solution was quite effective - at least, the height she has reached now has defeated 99% of the world's foodies.

As long as you Xiao Li lift me high enough and hug me long enough, my hunger won't catch me, and my saliva won't drown me.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Xu Nuo's young heart could not calm down for a long time: at this time, the best option should not be to hug people, but to hug dogs, right? Or, are you older generations like this while abusing dogs while showing affection?

"That...... Senior, I just want to ask, I'm the only one who thinks it...... My Master's current operation...... Is it a special sand sculpture?"

Quan Lezheng's thin lips were closed one by one, and he only held back a laugh similar to the crowing of a chicken for a long time.

"Is the laughter good? It sounds good, it means that your master is a good sand sculpture, famous and blue-blooded, and he doesn't want to be pure. ”

At this time, Kyoko's heart not only had no waves, but also wanted to get up very considerately and hand a cup of "nine walnuts" to all the people present: It's okay, the family style is like this, just get used to it.