Quietly waiting for Xiao Li to finish his dinner, Jiang Zimu looked at the time, it was already half past eight.

"BOSS, according to the time difference, it's almost ten o'clock over there, right?"

Xiao Lizao naturally understood what Jiang Zimu meant, leaned back, and said words like lightning in Crazy Zootopia.

"I-need—a little --- time ---- ----- dissipation. ”

Jiang Zimu visibly held out layers of white mist from the top of his head, and spread his hands, "Then, next, what do you need me to do?"

"Nothing—no--- need -----. ”

"It's just—so—it's ----- ------ to sit quietly --- --- look at each other----. ”

"If you're going to talk like that all the time, I'm going to buy a ticket right now and fly over and blow your dog's head. ”

Xiao Da Idol smiled very professionally, "Clam-clam-clam--- clam---- clam----- burp." ”

Jiang Zimu's eyes closed, and he really didn't want to continue this game of "staring wide-eyed".

Why did I make a phone call, why did I take the initiative to deliver to my door?

"You can always play by yourself, I'll hang ......"

"Do you want to hang one and try it? I'll put the chorus video from our concert on the Internet, believe it or not? I'm an official high-definition, and even the two small brown moles on the tip of your nose are clearly photographed, and those on the D station can't be compared at all. ”

"If you dare to let it go, I will sue you for infringement, and sue you for underpants, do you believe it?"

Xiao Da Idol shrugged his shoulders and looked indifferent, "Brother has money, it depends on whether you have time." ”

Jiang Zimu: Hmph, this kind of threat, put it on hold, I was still appropriately afraid, but now, after getting along with you for so long, if I still can't see through your soft and innocent eyes, the old lady's fiery eyes can be directly removed and used as a cannon for the little doll.

At this time, Jiang Zimu's subconscious jumped out without knowing whether he was alive or dead: Then you just hang up, what time are you wasting here?

Jiang Zimu: Cut~ I'm not playing with a fool.

Subconscious: Only fools can play with fools.

Jiang Zimu: Can the father of the gold lord hang up directly? People don't want to lose face? You have to outwit it?

After a minute of fighting between heaven and man, Jiang Zimu's eyes rolled and he thought about it.

"Let's play a game, okay?" Without waiting for Xiao Li to speak, Jiang Zimu made the first move. "Oh, talk well, you learn from that sloth again, I really won't play with you anymore. ”

"Then you say, what are you playing?"

Jiang Zimu's eyes were shining, and the corners of his mouth were raised, "Video whack-a-mole, how about it?"

Well?

"Well, I'm going to paint my index finger red first, and then, with my palm facing the screen, point my index finger wherever I want. ”

"As for you, just tap your finger on the screen on the other end, as long as you tap the heart as fast as possible, it will be considered a success. ”

Xiao Da Idol pondered it, and really thought it was quite interesting.

"But I clicked it, and you can't feel it over there, how do you calculate winning or losing?"

"Oh, the grades," Jiang Zimu tilted his head and glanced at the little red heart on his index finger, "mainly by self-realization." ”

"Anyway, there is no prize for winning, just to pass the time and improve the effectiveness of the interaction. ”

"Of course, it's a great game of reflexes, coordination, and explosiveness. If you're tired, don't try it yet......"

"Yes. Xiao Li had already been slightly excited, and the desire to win and defeat began to burn again.

Raise your hand to expand your chest, move your elbow and wrist, and then take the mobile phone and hold it in your hand, with high morale.

"Ready, go!"

"Click, I click, I click!"

Jiang Zimu's fingers moved back and forth up and down, left and right, at first, the speed was not fast, enough for Xiao Li to react early, and then easily matched, one and two, not to mention how high this sense of happiness of success was.

"Hit!"

"yes, hit again. ”

"Goddess, you move a little more. ”

"It's out of the screen, move back. ”

"Ah, Goddess, you gopher has been hit so many times by me, do you have to cry and scream?"

Jiang Zimu howled a few times very heartily.

"Ahh

"Ugh!"

“HELP！”

"I'm dead!"

......

"Ding~~~"

Jiang Zimu's two arms were forked, "Round 1, end." Players are asked to report their own results. ”

"That ......" Xiao Li scratched his head early, his expression was still unsatisfied, "The winning rate should be at ninety-seven and ninety-eight." ”

"Okay, just now the player challenged the basic mode, passed and advanced, and next, will enter the brutal mode. ”

Xiao Li was already gearing up, and he was even a little impatient.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry. ”

"That game was too slow for a high-end player like me. ”

Jiang Zimu: Hehe.

“Ready~~~ Go！”

Xiao Li was already concentrated, his eyes didn't blink, he was fixed on the only red target he caught, and he clicked on the mobile phone.

"Goddess, why are you moving slower and slower?"

"YES, IS IT GOOD IN THE TEN-IN-A-ROW!"

"Hurry up, dare to call it cruel mode?"

“Bang~”

"It's hit again. ”

"Goddess, your range of movements is a little larger, don't limit yourself to such a small circle. ”

Jiang Zimu: Okay, that's what you said.

I compared it in my heart, and then tried a few times tentatively, and in the next second, Xiao Da Idol saw that the red finger suddenly moved to the red button under the mobile phone, and without thinking about it, he suddenly pressed it, and successfully realized the three-way meeting with the red finger belly and the hang-up button.

"Di~"

Clams?

Phone: I'm cracked.

Xiao Lizao's eyes widened until the black screen reflected his bewildered face.

"Uh...... That goddess, did you want me to take the initiative to hang up the phone when you made the calculation at the beginning?"

Hehe, yours is the real thing.

Jiang Zimu watched the prompt to end the call appear on the screen, took a breath, and drank the rest of Yakult.

Hey, this game, the amount of exercise is quite large.

After being stunned for nearly a century, Xiao Da Idol heard a dingdong sound, wiped the cobwebs on his face with difficulty, and looked down to see that it was Jiang Zimu's text message.

"Congratulations to the golden master's father for clearing the customs. ”

"Rest early and recharge. As long as there is no mess to distract you, I believe that the subsequent games will be more successful than one another!"

"Looking forward to the lunch for two after the Asian Tour. #鲜花#小心心#微笑#"

Xiao Lizao pursed his lips, slumped into the sofa, his head was empty and stunned for a while, and he suddenly remembered something, and began to search for cheese hot dog sticks with his mobile phone.

"Yo, it's really delicious. ”

"Wow, this silk is too long, isn't it?"

"This, it should be a fried finished product? What the... Delicious... I don't know. ”

"Can you buy it online?"

"Also...... Delivery?"

"Enter the address of the goddess's house and try ......"

"Clams? What to transfer, the amount ...... I don't know these Hanguls very well. It seems that when you have time later, you have to improve your reading and writing, and you can't just practice listening and speaking. ”

Xiao Da Idol rubbed his eyes and yawned.

"Buy...... One serving, that's a few zeros. Forget it, let's try a pack first. ”

If Jiang Zimu knew that Xiao Da Idol was doing such a stupid thing, he would definitely jump out of a chestnut and give a pair of big eyes that crushed people: Dear, even if you don't consider customs declaration and cold chain transportation, shouldn't you think about it, if it is a finished product that has just come out of the pot, even if it is transported by rocket, your lone cheese stick should be almost cold when it is sent to my house, right?

Xiao Lizao's mind was dazed, so he hurriedly placed an order, put his phone on the table, and went to brush his teeth with a song and a song.

Clean up, turn up the air conditioner, wrap yourself in the quilt like a baby, close your eyes, and hypnotize your brain repeatedly.

Sleep, sleep, I stayed up all day yesterday, and my body consumption was really too great.

Sleep, sleep, Ming'er has to get up early to put on makeup and try on clothes.

Sleep, sleep, shoot advertisements with dark circles under your eyes, which damages the image of my cosmic idols.

......

But the strange thing is that although the body is tired to the bones, every nerve stretches out its tentacles like drunkenness, and shouts "I can't sleep and get up".

"No, I have to sleep, it's half past ten. ”

"Come on, stay up late, there's a lot of hair anyway. ”

"Alas!"

Xiao Li was a carp earlier, and after tossing and turning for twenty minutes, he still got up helplessly.

stepped on the slippers, trotted all the way back to the reception room, grabbed the mobile phone, and dialed Jiang Zimu back.

Jiang Zimu, who was originally busy writing a speech in the living room, saw the mobile phone on the side buzzing around, his hand trembled, and he looked at the screen, and sure enough, it was a difficult call from Xiao Da idol.

Sighing and muttering softly, "What should come, I will come eventually", Jiang Zimu picked up the phone in the next second, pushed his glasses, and looked up and down at the criticism on the screen.

"Daddy ......"

"Don't talk yet. ”

Xiao Lizao coughed lightly and asked an inexplicable question, "Where are you now, what are you doing?"

"Uh...... People in Nanshi, in ...... Write a speech that you will use the day after tomorrow. Entrance Ceremony for Freshmen of F University. ”

"Oh, don't be too late, don't stay up late. ”

Listen, do people say?

"No, I just want to ask, it should be almost eleven o'clock over there, right? You don't sleep yourself, why are you cheeky to urge me not to stay up late?"

"I'm calling you just to let me sleep in peace. ”

Xiao Lizao pressed his temple, "I seem to be ...... Insomnia, tossing and turning and can't sleep......"

Jiang Zimu swallowed, feeling that the topic seemed to be off track again, and ran wildly in the direction he didn't want to see.

"In order to let me not think about anything miscellaneous and enter the state of love and peace wholeheartedly, I decided to play a game with you as well. ”

Clams?

Where is it so troublesome, I just hung up the phone.

"Play...... What are you playing?"

"Oh," Xiao Da Idol put on a particularly deep expression, solemnly, "Guess Ding Ke." ”

Clams, clams, clams???

Jiang Zimu reacted to the black question mark in his head for a long time, confirmed it again and again, and finally understood that what he was about to usher in next was indeed "Rock Paper Scissors", a puzzle game that dominated Asia and swept the world.

"So, I'm in the living room now, about twenty steps from the bedroom. ”

Hehe, you live in the presidential suite, this show off of wealth is not obvious at all.

"You play Ding Shell with me, I win once, just take a step to the bedroom, just let me walk over and lie on the bed, and it's over. After a few rounds like this, I was able to drain my excess IQ and enthusiasm, and then I would definitely be able to sleep honestly with peace of mind. ”

Hehe, quadratic, pull it down, your old IQ is not enough at all, where is there any superfluity.

Jiang Zimu secretly rolled his eyes and responded: "Dear, what kind of strange habit is this? Why didn't I see you so many quirks in the villa before?"

"I want you to take care of it. ”

Xiao Lizao raised his chin and floated a "hum" from his nose.

"Goddess, I can say it first, you can't lose to me on purpose. ”

"Cut," Jiang Zimu waved his hand, "How is it possible, rock-paper-scissors is the fastest and easiest game to win or lose, since there are winners and losers, I must be fast and accurate, and you will be convinced by one move, okay?"

Xiao Li pouted early, and said in his heart: Also, for people like her, who are holding back their strength in foreign languages and mother tongues, and have to quarrel with the people of the world to win, where can they let me go.

"Then ...... Come on. ”

"Rock, scissors, paper!"

The first round - scissors against rock, but in just five seconds, Jiang Zimu lost a game.

Xiao Li was in a good mood, and strode towards the bedroom, smiling at his mobile phone with his head sideways.

"The good mood of the gold owner's father is guarded by me. ”

Jiang Zimu smiled with a dog's leg, rolled his eyes, and said softly: "Then in the next game, in order to touch your old good luck, I will also come out of the stone." ”

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu's brain turned upturning, and the little Jiujiu in his heart crackled: With my understanding of being very arrogant and immature, when I heard me say the stone, he would definitely not believe it, and he would think that I was going to finally put out the scissors and wait for his cloth, hehe, I had already thought of it, would the old lady be a spicy and superficial person?

"Rock, scissors, paper!"

In the second round - cloth vs. scissors, Xiao Li won another game early.

Jiang Zimu: Clams, okay, this time it's the old lady who underestimates the enemy.

"Congratulations to the golden father for scoring a brace ......"

Xiao Da Aidou's eyebrows drooped, and his face was angry with the expression of a little daughter-in-law, "Congratulations, what about the stone?

Jiang Zimu pinched his waist with one hand, and he was not used to it, "Then I said that I can make a stone, you can't get out of the cloth, why do you make scissors? It's not the same as cheating paper?"

"I want to lose to you, who knew you were such a chicken thief. ”

Xiao Da Idol smiled slightly, and under the not-so-bright light, it looked like a live-action version of Ganemede.

Jiang Zimu glanced at the screen, tilted his head, and licked his lips subconsciously.

", you. ”