052. Memories of the Eventful Years of the Entertainment Industry
Gu Suixin didn't know what Jiang Zimu said to his cub on the phone, anyway, in the next two days, as long as there was a slight trend of mentioning Jiang Zimu's name, Mr. Xiao would look resentful, and yelled viciously that if he heard the name of this spicy chicken half a time more, he would immediately bite his tongue and commit suicide.
Gu Suixin naturally understood that with Xiao Lizao's love experience alone, his progress would not go well, so in order to avoid adding fuel to the fire, he simply stopped mentioning this stubble, and only waited for the official news to be released after returning to China to clarify the scandal.
Dou Sha's agency is also knowledgeable, after cultivating a large number of "jujube bean party" with no regrets and letting them fully experience the carnival of "Seven Days of Joy for the New Year", at the end of August, that is, the second week after Xiao Dou and the others flew back to China from Europe, the official issued a statement, insisting that the two are just simple and pure friends, on the one hand, they solemnly warned the entertainment media to be cautious in their words and deeds, and on the other hand, they advised onlookers to eat melons rationally.
The statement was issued, but I couldn't stand it, and there were always so many senior CP fans who liked to add dramas and continued to crawl on the road of "jujube beans" until the black.
The popularity of those "jujube beans", "truth is true", and "zdcp is real" tags on station D has increased instead of decreasing.
"Could it be that the organizer of this cigar night is the number one fan of jujube bean cp? ”
"Sisters, this statement is not glass slag, it is sugar, it is proper sugar. Think about it, why did the salon coincidentally choose the hotel where Sasha stayed this night? Maybe it was arranged by the organizer in order to facilitate the private meeting with Sasha. This red fruit uses power for personal gain, whether it is sweet or not, I will ask you if it is sweet!"
"Hold steady and win, and wait for the flowers to bloom. ”
"Rich is good - look at the rich people who attend this night salon, not only can they afford to buy the top luxury, but even the love affair of watching my dates can occupy the VIP position in the first row. Envy and jealousy~~~"
"Uh-huh. Although several big names in the entertainment industry said that they had never seen Sasha in the salon, this caliber is too uniform. No way, my dates are 'circle pets', and I am grateful to the invited guests for seeing through them. ”
"Although our family Sasha is not on the official guest list of invitations to this salon, with the weight of Xiao's predecessors in the industry, it is easy to bring one more family member to the appointment. ”
"Upstairs, I've already started to have a picture of my family's salsa dancing like a European lady with long sleeves and turning people upside down. ”
......
Yes, yes, nothing is born out of nothing, and it is a mountain of genetic defects that can never be surpassed in the history of human evolution.
As soon as Xiao Li returned to China, he began the countdown to the concert in full swing, and the original plan of fourteen hours of high-intensity training every day was forced to the devil's limit of eighteen hours, the reason why he worked so hard was because of Xiao Da idol's dedication to his job, on the other hand, it was inseparable from the continuous cold war between Xiao Lizao and Jiang Zimu. Of course, this so-called Cold War is just the wishful thinking of Xiao Da Idol, and the woman doesn't feel anything unusual at all when everything is as usual.
Although the peaceful training life is boring, it is simple, and at the beginning, Xiao Da Idol was quite happy in it, until ...... Someone was "forced to make a living" and took the lead in the WeChat family group to conduct a serious and profound criticism and education of Xiao Lizao's irresponsible CP speculation.
This family group called the "Memories of the Eventful Years of the Entertainment Industry" was built by Quanle Zheng. There are a total of five members of the group, except for the young couple of Quan Lezheng, Xiao Lizao, Jiang Zimu and Xu Xu.
The group was established, and Quan Lezheng, as the leader of the group, consolidated the general tone of the whole group in the shortest possible time. When he has nothing to do, this brother either shoots a 30-minute video of the ants moving in the yard of his villa, and ends it with a voiceover of "life is endless"; or he puts more than 30 live crucian carp from the vegetable market in the bathtub, and poses for a photo with a commentary that "a qualified family cook will always find a balance between freshness and discount"; or, on a whim, he captures the moment when his wife is buried in the kitchen to deal with broccoli, and says "People are better than flowers, and kissing his wife is the best"; Otherwise, it is a high-spirited retweet of "The audience voted for the top 10 ancient idols who want him to 'roll' back to the entertainment industry", chattering and repeatedly explaining how deservedly he was elected first, arrogant like a cooing chicken who has just laid eggs and can't climb high.
Because of Quan Lezheng's series of unremitting efforts, the entire family group was held to death by a sand sculpture temperament from the beginning.
This time, Quan Le Zheng reposted a hot post with a reading volume of 100,000 plus in the group, called "The king of idols, country F, watched the show and stayed in the actress's room at night, and the national husband kicked the love fans and cried and broke their bowels", I didn't even need to click on the text, and when I looked at it, the ghost understood that this was not Xiao Lizao?
"Jujube, this time my brother and I can't protect you. What's the matter, they're all old fritters that have been debuting for almost ten years, and they can still get reporters to catch them?"
"No, I mean, the hype in the circle is unavoidable, but you have to be a little considerate of my brother and sister's feelings, don't you?"
"When you first debuted, my brother taught you with all his heart, what is the most important emotional intelligence trait in the entertainment industry?"
"First, it is necessary to be clear, and second, it is necessary to avoid suspicion. ”
"No matter if you are yin by the organizer this time, or you are harmed by Yu Ji, as long as you honestly apologize to your younger siblings, I believe that Zimu is such a reasonable person, and he will definitely forgive you!"
"Master, is it really good for you to do this? As your apprentice, I am so disappointed. If the assistant does not help the relatives, a red card warning will be issued once. ”
"The statement was issued, but whether the people who eat melons believe it or not is another matter. I see, there have been a lot of cp fans on the Internet recently. ”
"Hey...... I really feel sorry for my little sister Mumu. ”
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By the time Xiao Li saw the group news, the group had already been stirred up into a pot of porridge by Quan Lezheng and Xu Promise singing and fanning the flames.
"Huo~~~" unread messages, 1023.
Xiao Li finished a day's practice early, and wanted to take advantage of the mobile phone that had been put into the cold palace for a few days before going to bed, but as soon as he opened WeChat, he was frightened by the "public execution within the family".
"Ha Nai WHAT ?yarn?"
Hehe, Big Brother Quan and Little Brother Xu, is there something wrong with the two of you?
If you don't sleep tonight, you have to fight with you to the end!
Xiao Lizao's burning anger turned into sweat, wetting a few strands of broken hair on his forehead, adjusting his breathing a few times, and pulling his brother into a new group with a face full of "kindness".
"Group Name - Pit Daddy Brothers Are Good ???"
"The nickname of the group owner in the group - your father???"
Quan Le was almost at the same moment as the promise, and a carp came to the bed with a tacit understanding: No...... It's not that you don't report it, it's time to ...... Didn't show up?
Xiao Lizao squinted his eyes calmly, and his fingers were flexible like "Uncle Long-legged" who was busy building nets.
"You two, do you know what is the biggest advantage of the three of us living so close?"
"That's it—it's convenient to make an appointment!"
As soon as these words came out, the young master of the Xu family had already seized the opportunity, and he was the first to kneel without discipline.
@宇宙无敌肖立早:
Brother, brother, I was wrong, I didn't have the intention of demolishing your stage in the family group. Main...... Mainly because no one echoed the lonely speech of the seniors, it seemed that he was particularly helpless, weak and pitiful. In the spirit of humanitarianism, I use the words that hurt you the least to save the face of all my predecessors who are on the verge of extinction.
@宇宙无敌肖立早:
As the saying goes, a teacher for one day is a father for life. I'm just a primary school student who hasn't seen much of the world, and if there's something wrong or wrong, Dad, just educate me. Hee-hee.
Quan Le was looking at the "servile face" who promised not to want this at all, and his angry eyes were red. With a shake of his thumb, he casually threw out more than a pound of emojis.
@天然美女研究院院长:
Let me see which critic is here again.
I'm a bit out of place.
You go, my mom won't let me play with fools.
What to do, don't do anything, eat first.
@宇宙无敌肖立早:
Jujubes, don't shout and kill like a mixed society, this is very superficial, do you understand? It's not that my brother counts you down, you are like this, is it the attitude to solve the problem? A fight is a way to calm your anger? I have to say, young, still too young.
Today, I'm not afraid of arguing with your sister-in-law, let's talk about it, and we have to make the cause and effect of this matter clear.
Xu promised to take a look, "Huo, all seniors, worthy of seniors!
Ran goose, this rainbow fart floated in the promise's mind for less than thirty seconds, and I saw Quan Lezheng sending a nonsensical expression of "kneeling and begging for mercy", and then typed a few big words with blood and tears - Zao'er, my Zao'er, brother is wrong, brother is wrong, is it okay if brother is wrong!!
Promise: Hehe, no, no, no, you're right, it's me who is wrong, it's me who is stupid and naïve. On the dignity of feeding dogs, I think that my predecessors should not need to serve anyone in this life.
Quan Le was here, a handful of snot and tears, and the kneecaps and vertebrae that he was cowardly instantly turned into slag.
@宇宙无敌肖立早:
Zao'er, my brother is also forced to be helpless. You said that as soon as the matter of your hotel night party exploded, your sister-in-law played at home every once in a while, either sighing or shaking her head, looking weaker than Lin Daiyu. If it's okay, she will blow the wind into my ears, saying that she feels sorry for Zimu, this kind of scandal should hit her hard, otherwise let me mention you, since you have a girlfriend, you have to clean yourself. In a word, if I don't stand in line and don't take a stand, I may not be able to eat hot three meals a day.
Zao'er, your brother is also old, he used to be in the entertainment industry, and he was injured, and now he finally managed to scrape together enough money to get a daughter-in-law, you can't bear to watch the two of us divorce because of your scandal, right?
Promise: Ouch my mom, this is quite like that.
Xiao Li sighed early, and threw out a backhand, "I'll watch you pretend to be B quietly", and said in his heart, you are a train runner with a mouth, and Lao Tzu believes that you have a ghost.
@小恭の老公:
Just a bunch of about your ex-girlfriends and old lovers, if it is filmed, it will be unforgettable + continue to be unforgettable + goodbye Ah Lang + see Ah Lang again, the number of episodes of these dramas is not as long as your ups and downs. That's it, didn't my sister-in-law go to her heart? With such a big heart, why is it not easy for me to do it? Isn't this double standard too targeted?
@宇宙无敌肖立早:
You don't understand this, but there is an essential difference between the two of us - I, the prodigal son, who does not change his money, returns to his hometown to be a sage; Besides, your sister-in-law is tolerant of me, that is a spoiled wife like honey, and a husband is like a wife, and if you are harsh, it is an eldest sister-in-law like a mother, and a loving mother is like a loser.
@小恭の老公:
Brother, I see that you are very slippery, don't spoil it, I suggest that you send Deyun Club, maybe you can re-kill a bloody way in the entertainment industry according to the new positioning of comedians. Otherwise, it's okay to tell a story, those storytellers, which door you want to worship, you can WB@ it directly, you are eloquent, and you are exempt from the entrance examination.
@宇宙无敌肖立早:
Zao'er, don't make fun of your brother. Now it's a top priority, do you want to say bye or say hi to Zimu? Xiaonuo and I have talked so much in the family group in the past two days, Zimu is still as steady as Mount Tai, and not a single bubble has bubbled. If I'm not mistaken, maybe you kid will use the Cold War against others again?
@小恭の老公:
Didn't the two companies come out to clarify, there was no night meeting, it was a coincidence. Since I have nothing to do with my son in the bean paste bag, why should I say goodbye to my family Mumu?
@宇宙无敌肖立早:
If you don't want to break up, then you will coax people back? We should help all the attacks, we should add all the oil, if people still ignore you, then we have no choice.
Xiao Li was stunned for a moment, slowly typed a question mark, and then threw the phone on the edge of the bed, blinking his innocent big eyes: No, let me figure it out—obviously you dug a hole, kicked me in, covered me with dirt and stepped on the top of my head, and now you are righteously blaming me for being a pig teammate who can't take it?