Jiang Zimu looked at the direct shots on the Internet, and then looked at Xiao Lizao, who had not said a word for a long time, and was excited, and the blood in his brain instantly rushed to the top of his forehead.

Kidnapping! Moral kidnapping! is to use the "mouth" of the Internet keyboard warrior and the good old people to achieve the magical effect of making you reasonable and unreasonable, and everyone collecting firewood and destroying the bones.

"Isn't she bullying? You and Sister Gu just let her make such a fuss?"

Xiao Lizao shrugged his shoulders and snorted, "Didn't you politely invite her away in the end?"

"If I were at the scene, I guess I wouldn't even have the patience to scare people," Jiang Zimu crossed his arms and glared at the ceiling, "I can jump directly on the table and pull her hair to fight her hand-to-hand, do you believe it or not?"

When Xiao Li heard this, his eyes smiled into a slit.

"Goddess, you feel so sorry for me?"

Jiang Zimu carefully put his chin into the socket of his neck and pursed his lips, but did not speak. B number is at ease in people's hearts, but it can't stand up to many scoundrels, and they can't be considered individuals at all.

In fact, what really made Jiang Zimu so angry was not just that the perpetrator's mother Daode kidnapped Xiao Lizao, but after this trouble, in case the black powder attack really didn't go away, I was afraid that there would be more "weak people" who saw the actual benefits brought by the "moral kidnapping", so they were eager to try to be ready to knock people at any time.

You're so good at studying, what's wrong with me asking you to give me a question? What? It's your personal time? I'll take care of you!

Your family is so rich, what's wrong with me borrowing your clothes and not paying them back? Ah? You just borrow and don't give them away? Is there a difference?

You are so popular and have so many friends, what's wrong with me asking you to help promote my products?What? You don't want to mix simple friendship with other things? Anyway, the money you earn is not given to you, why are you worried so much?

......

From childhood to adulthood, Jiang Zimu seems to be being put on a high place all the time, watching the so-called weak force themselves to help with a reasonable attitude.

"I'm having a miserable time, so you're going to have to pull me along!"

Jiang Zimu: Is that a fuel-efficient lamp?

"I can volunteer, but I don't passively fund. Why are you? With a disgusting face of 'I'm weak and I'm reasonable', my words stink better than those who have eaten. ”

Jiang Zimu raised his hand to smooth himself out, lowered his head and glanced at the barrage of direct shots.

"I feel sorry for my jujube brother, and he became a mother fan in seconds. ”

Looking at this old woman's shameless posture, you can see why her daughter is so domineering. ”

"Isn't it good to just wait for the outcome of this matter calmly?

"Your own daughter is a treasure, and other people's children are grass, what is the truth? Hug the dates, don't cry, don't cry. ”

"I want to ask anyone who has information about that woman being doxxed, and I'm going to add fuel to the fire. ”

"I just checked it on the Internet, and it seems that there really is. But it's more general, and the phone calls and everything are indeed public. ”

Jiang Zimu spent his mother casually, looked for a long time, and finally saw the revelation in a gossip post on an unknown forum.

"I said, don't you think the information from this human flesh is a little strange?"

Xiao Lizao was holding the tea as a cover, carefully looking at Jiang Zimu, and now when he heard this, his hands couldn't help shaking.

"Huh?

"You see, only the mobile phone numbers of the mother and daughter are complete, the address is only narrowed down to a certain block, and the person's name is an acronym. I suspect that the mobile phone number may have been bought as a black number, and it was not handled with their own ID card at all. Moreover, most of the things mentioned in the post about the mother and daughter are how unsatisfactory their lives are, the difficulties of a single mother with a baby, and even that the girl who committed the murder is not normal to be depressed, etc. Jiang Zimu snorted, and his eyes began to roll again, "Or, it's not known who broke the news." ”

After a pause, Jiang Zi raised his wood, so frightened that Xiao Lizao hurriedly poured some cold drink into his throat.

"Look at the number of posts behind the post in solidarity with the perpetrators, a big star like you at the center of the whirlpool of the entertainment industry, it is impossible not to notice that this revelation has the intention of guiding the wind, right?"

Xiao Lizao licked his lips and put the empty drink bottle aside, "You women, don't you all like conspiracy theories? Gu's mother's sense of smell is more sensitive than yours." She told me that something was wrong here, and she had already asked someone to help check it, so don't worry about it. ”

"This kind of thing, look for me. When Jiang Zimu heard this, he hurriedly flipped to his girlfriend's WeChat, "I have professionals here." ”

Xiao Li pursed his mouth early, "I have already asked Gu's mother to help me shout again at WB, Zao Zilin's fans are not allowed to use the power of the Internet to invade other people's privacy without authorization." The little girl's attack is ironclad, so don't you make more trouble, okay?"

Even if you want to fight, you goddess has never been in the rain in the entertainment industry, and it is really not a wise move to involve yourself in a pile of dog blood.

"Hmph. Jiang Zimu puffed out his cheeks, and without saying much, Ten Fingers sent a message to Ding Ding Ding like flying.

"Ding Ding, tell Da Ah Fu that I have a little money to earn for him here. ”

If you are beaten, you must not only fight back, but also find the right time to serve the enemy in one pot. Well, this practice is very "Jiangzimu".

Xiao Lizao pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled, his eyes wandering around the room.

"What are you looking for?" Jiang Zimu put his phone on his lap, "I don't have anything of value at home." ”

Xiao Lizao sighed and raised his hand, "Is the bathroom over there?"

"Well, go and turn left at the second door. ”

Xiao Li got up early, and within a few steps, he heard Jiang Zimu muttering in a low voice behind him, "It's not too early......

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Li was already like a thorn in his back, and he immediately became uncomfortable.

That's right, the employment contract has also been discussed, and the groove of moral kidnapping has also been vomited, and now that I really have no legitimate reason to continue to rely on it.

"I'm so hungry, it's time to order a late-night snack to pamper myself. ”

Xiao Li was stunned for a second, and then became inexplicably happy: Since you don't give an eviction order, then I don't know anything.

Raise your hand and look at the watch, but nine o'clock is good, the night is too beautiful, isn't this the time to get up?

Where did Jiang Zimu want to get Xiao Jiujiu in Xiao Lizao's heart, now listening to the belly bones, her mind is either "roasted spicy chicken wings" or "mozzarella truffle cheese strips", and the rest are all floating clouds and let it go.

"Well, otherwise the old rules, and call a golden pillow durian pizza for one person to eat a set?" Jiang Zimu twisted and looked in the direction of the bathroom, "Anyway, Xiao Da Idol won't eat it." ”

"The pizza with freshly squeezed mango juice is so delicious that it ascends to heaven, hee-hee. ”

Jiang Zimu licked his lips and swallowed his saliva fiercely.

Two minutes later.

Jiang Zimu, who had finished placing an order with his mobile phone, couldn't help but listen to Xiao Lizao's frightened "ah", full of energy, and the aftermath lingered, feeling that he roared out of his voice, and the whole building had to jump with him.

"Doing wool?" Jiang Zimu stood up suddenly, and before he ran to the bathroom, he saw Xiao Lizao holding his hands in front of his chest, with a panicked face of "I want to get a boxed lunch", and ran to the front of him in two big steps.

"Snake... "It's terrifying!

"It's over, it's over, I'm bitten!"

Jiang Zimu looked at the thumb that Xiao Lizao handed over, and the two bloody mouths on it were negligible.

"God... Goddess, you have a snake in your house...... Snake!"

"Snake ......"

"Shut up, are you a repeater?" Jiang Zimu plucked his ears impatiently, and while muttering in his heart, "Finally willing to show his head", he pulled Xiao Li aside early, and hurriedly ran to the bathroom with his head bored. When I entered the door, I looked around, and it was too late again, not to mention a whole snake, and I didn't even have a single scale.

"God... Goddess, ...... Come out, dangerous, dangerous. Xiao Lizao pressed his fingers, only to feel that his entire arm and shoulders began to go numb, and even his scalp seemed to be pulling.

"The snake... I see it clearly...... It is a black ...... with a white circular pattern.

"I know! It's a krait! It's !! was in the news the other day. ”

"Ah~ah~ah~Ah, I'm finished, it's a giant poisonous snake!" Xiao Lizao's timbre raised an octave, and the person began to tremble with his voice. "Should I rinse my wound with running water, or should I use a knife to rip off the rotten flesh?"

"Anyway, you're not going to sacrifice yourself to help me suck the venom out, are you?"

Jiang Zimu "cut", and said in his heart I suck your uncle, have you watched too many martial arts movies?

After muttering for a while, Xiao Li reacted violently, and the person leaned towards Jiang Zimu and shouted: "Goddess, are you stunned? Why are you stunned? Call me for the first aid! Time is life, do you understand?"

I can really, really save it again!

Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes, and began to reply angrily, "The LD50 of the silver krait snake is about 0.08 mg per kilogram, and the five-step snake is about 8.8 to 10, it's over, so you might as well be bitten by a five-step snake, and a few more bites in five steps can make you insist on walking home." ”

Xiao Li couldn't control the half lethal dose of any profession, listen to Jiang Zimu's tone, dare to love This silver krait snake is so much fiercer than the five-step snake, "What do you mean...... Doesn't that mean that I... I can't wait for an ambulance?"

Jiang Zimu snorted, and comforted him very casually: "Don't worry, it's not a big deal." ”

Xiao Lizao: Huh?

"Pay attention in the next life, don't get bitten again, it'll be fine. ”

Under...... Next?

"Ambulance visits are also quite expensive, so don't waste social resources. ”

The mood roller coaster, the play is exciting.

"Poof~"

Ah, Mom, I am an internationally renowned superstar, who was pierced into a hornet's nest by someone who used mother's love as a shield during the day, and died silently under the fangs of a vicious snake at night. I wonder if my death will be ugly after being eroded by venom? I wonder if my fans will cry and break their hearts? What song will I put on my body farewell? How will I write my epitaph? There are so many things that I didn't even think about before, how much time do I have to worry about now?

Jiang Zimu glanced at Xiao Lizao, and saw that his mouth was pouting, and his facial features were about to be entangled and scuffled together. But despite such a hideous expression, it is still indescribably pleasing to the eye on Xiao Da idol's face, and even adds some childishness that is rarely seen in daily life. Hey, forget it, for the sake of him being a little cute, don't tease him.

"Oh, don't hurt ...... I'm afraid...... Ah~~~Ah~~~"

Before he could say a whole sentence, Jiang Zimu looked at Xiao Lizao's forehead again, and began to raise his voice and call for his life.

"Head... Head...... Head... Yes... Bloody...... Blood... Stream down...... It's going to flow down!"

Yes, the essence of human beings is indeed a repeater that is easy to get stuck.

Xiao Li was still confused at first, but now he seemed to be instantly awakened by Jiang Zimu's words, and then he began to feel a sharp pain on the top of his head, and rubbed his hand on his hair, only then did he understand.

"When I was bitten just now, I was scared and hit my head against the wall. ”

"Ouch, if it weren't for your fuss, I wouldn't have felt that much pain. But even so, the quality of a professional musician still requires him to rationally spit out a wave of Jiang Zimu's treble.

"But Goddess, is that high note that you just finished tearing your vocal cords like making ramen?"

Jiang Zimu changed the hanger Lang just now, he was so afraid that he lost his voice, he was shocked and deformed, and he couldn't care about replying, so he hurriedly helped Xiao Lizao to sit down on the sofa, and hurriedly opened his hair to see that it was over, and sure enough, the old wound was bleeding again.

"You don't care about the wounds on your head, I'm all going to die...... "Except for death, it's all bruises, let it go."

Listening to Xiao Lizao's crying, Jiang Zimu slapped him on the shoulder.

"I said are you stupid?

"It's not a silver krait snake that bites you at all, it's a black and white king I raised, non-poisonous!"

"One is not as long as my forearm, and it doesn't hurt to bite an ant. You say you're a big man, what are you doing here?"

With such a strong physique, a bite of you may break the teeth of my precious snake snake, and I don't know who you or it will hurt more seriously.

"......" Xiao Lizao changed his pessimistic idol appearance and cowardice, shook his injured hand outward, stared at Jiang Zimu viciously, blinked his eyes wide, and began to make up for it with a serious tactic, "Ouch...... My head hurts. I said why was my whole body numb and unable to move just now, it wasn't snake venom at all, it was a problem with my head!"

Jiang Zimu snorted coldly, "Dear, I just want to ask, before you were attacked by black fans, what excuse did you use to prevaricate when you had a bad head?"